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Hookbill the Goomba · 10-23-2005, 09:10 AM

Its always the way, isn't it? Just when you're in the middle of a long dramatic speech, you step in dog muck.

OR

Denethor rolls his eyes as the five hundredth person yells, "Hay! Denethor! You're on fire!

", "You're hot!" and "You flaming steward!"

Firefoot · 10-23-2005, 10:09 AM

Not actually wanting to play Denethor, John Noble practices eye-rolling to be cast as Frodo.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-23-2005, 01:55 PM

Denethor: Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your- ... I'm in the wrong place! Curse you Map Quest!

OR

Denethor tries for the most dramatic uncloaking since Gandalf started the affair.

Gurthang · 10-23-2005, 02:09 PM

Denethor: "Ugck! Dog Drool!"

OR

Denethor: "War? Sauron? Oh, they completely slipped my mind. Don't worry about them now, this is a more important descision. Come, which is more me the mink coat or the leather jacket?"

OR

Denethor is confused... and angry because of it.

OR

Denethor was the wolf! See how hairy he is!

Kitanna · 10-23-2005, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurthang

Denethor: "Ugck! Dog Drool!"

Or
Denethor's pet oliphant tried to eat him again.

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-23-2005, 03:39 PM

Gandalf: And so passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion, his neck chewed by a rabid hamster.

Meela · 10-23-2005, 06:43 PM

Gandalf attacks Denethor with his staff yet again, and hits a particularly tender area...

Oddwen · 10-23-2005, 07:00 PM

Denethor was not happy to be hitchhiking in the rain...

malkatoj · 10-23-2005, 07:20 PM

Denethor: Faramir, I'm going to teach you once and for all: DO NOT EAT MY COOKIES!

Glirdan · 10-23-2005, 07:42 PM

Denethor was preparing to turn into the furry little secret he had before the villagers could lynch him.

The Only Real Estel · 10-23-2005, 09:04 PM

Gondor's many cookie jars were well guarded by an extremely scary looking gargoyle.

THE Ka · 10-23-2005, 09:14 PM

Through there remains much debate on what really made him mad and the loss of money on decor, the wallpaper and Denethor eventually end up fighting a duel to the death... The only thing to result of the matter is Denethor finally realizing that Faramir missed a spot in the NW corner of the building...

~ Aesthete

HerenIstarion · 10-24-2005, 02:46 AM

[Sound of many TV's coming on, all on different channels]
"The Bulls are already out there"
Denethor: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!"
"This Roman Meal bakery thought you'd like to know."

[Music in the background]

I don't need no arms around me
And I dont need no drugs to calm me.
I have seen the writing on the wall.
Don't think I need anything at all.
No! Don't think I'll need anything at all.
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall.
All in all you were all just bricks in the wall.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-24-2005, 03:40 AM

Budget cuts in Gondor meant the steward had to stand in for the local scarecrow.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-24-2005, 06:24 AM

Gorilla costumes are lots of fun, until the head falls off; then you just look like an idiot, and children will mock you.

Rimbaud · 10-24-2005, 08:26 AM

Eventually, his PR people just insisted he had the growth on his shoulder removed. Not being able to turn left was hampering his walking quite badly.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 10-24-2005, 08:41 AM

Denethor: Balrogs do so have wings! Big wings that spread from wall to wall, like this! And they are covered in fire and smoke, like...like....hey, hand me that torch will you?

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-24-2005, 08:53 AM

The Emperor’s new hat. Or rather; The stewards new giant hat.

OR

When the king said that the stewards would hold the city till his return. Denethor didn't think he meant it literally.

The Only Real Estel · 10-24-2005, 10:32 AM

Frodo (offscreen): "Hey! I thought the eye-rolling was my job!"

CaptainofDespair · 10-24-2005, 11:43 AM

Denethor felt something was terribly wrong. Was it always this cold in the White Tower? He decided it best to review the transactions from his account at First Gondor National Bank. Electricity...check. Catering...check. Guards...check. Excessive purchases of giant coats...check. What didn't he pay on time? He could only wonder...

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 10-24-2005, 01:05 PM

Denethor wasn't exactly a morning person...

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-24-2005, 01:14 PM

Denethor: I demand a new picture! This is getting far too silly!

Aragorn: Not now Gandalf!

OR

Aragorn Begins to think that chopping off his own arm might be more pleasurable than talking to Legolas about hair care.

Kath · 10-24-2005, 01:25 PM

Aragorn realises too late that gesturing wildly with a sword while talking is not always the best idea.

OR

The guy at the back is controlling Aragorn via telepathy!

CaptainofDespair · 10-24-2005, 01:39 PM

Aragorn just got done re-enacting Boromir's death. However, he was too wimpy to let them shoot him with arrows, and so had a stunt double die in his place.

Gurthang · 10-24-2005, 01:51 PM

Aragorn's a little spaced-out. Not a good idea while holding a sword.

OR

Man (not pictured): "Forsooth, thoust must recant ye bloodlust! Thoust art encoursed unto the uttermost depths' of Satan's shrine! Repent foul varlet, or the Devil hast thee!"
Aragorn contemplates whether he should try to understand or just kill the man.

OR

Viggo: "PJ. No."
PJ: "Oh, com'n. I'll give you a bonus!"
Viggo: "PJ. No."
PJ: "Really, I'm your boss!"
Viggo: "I don't care, I have morals. I'm not stripping!"

Gothmog · 10-24-2005, 01:59 PM

Aragorn couldn't let go of the feeling that everwhere he looked he saw the same longhaired old man wearing brown...

OR

Aragorn tried the role as Black Knight in the ME version of Monty Python's Holy Grail. Somehow they didn't manage to chop of his arms though...

OR

Aragorn to Pippin: One word...just try me! One single word!

OR

Aragorns attempts to make his shirt to a t-shirt never really succeeded,

Meela · 10-24-2005, 02:07 PM

Several days later, when Legolas still isn't talking to him, it occurs to Aragorn that maybe, just occasionally, he should put his sword away. For instance, when helpfully re-braiding Legolas' hair.

Or

Aragorn falls victim to one of Merry and Pippin's superglueing pranks.

Formendacil · 10-24-2005, 02:09 PM

Aragorn suddenly realizes that being in his late '80s makes him the oldest man in the room.

mormegil · 10-24-2005, 02:10 PM

Aragorn: *thinking* Did somebody just goose me?

Fordim Hedgethistle · 10-24-2005, 02:11 PM

Aragorn:

On the floor of Edoras
Or down in Gondor to go, go
With the record selection
With the mirror reflection
I'm dancing with myself

When there's no-one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long
For my love vibration
And I'm dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance

Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself
Dancing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance

*Without any kind of apologies of any sort to Billy Idol

The Only Real Estel · 10-24-2005, 02:43 PM

Aragorn: "How do you like my new designer shirt, Legolas? The faded/ripped look and everything; it cost me $87 at Aeropostal."

Legolas: "Aragorn, how stupid do you think I am? Those tears obviously weren't the original style, you just bought an eight dollar shirt & cut it up a bit with your sword."

Aragorn : "Grrrr...."

Glirdan · 10-24-2005, 02:55 PM

Unknown to the others in the inn, Aragorn was actually the Ranger protecting them. Unknow to Aragorn, the guy in the back was actually a Wolf getting ready to attack him!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-24-2005, 02:55 PM

When Aragorn heard that all the cake was gone, he couldn't stand to live any more.

OR

Aragorn: If he says that Balrogs have wings one more time, I am going to lose it!

malkatoj · 10-24-2005, 04:29 PM

Aragorn sees a six-fingered man.

ARAGORN: Hello. I am the heir of Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

(I know, it's not technically correct...but it makes me happier this way.)

Gothmog · 10-24-2005, 04:45 PM

Mod. Anguirel has hired a grim looking Aragorn as bodyguard of Curufin. But he will not win! Charge!!!

Help defeat the evil in Silmariollion Survivor soon back in a forum close to you!
(oh, this ended up as propaganda...so sorry...)

OR

Arwen: I'm a much better cook than Eowyn, right?
Aragorn:...............

OR

Aragorn just saw a picture of himself in the Crazy Caption thread...oops

(I know, the worst so far...ever! I'm too tired for this)

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-24-2005, 06:03 PM

Despite Galmod’s impressive Asparagus and Eomund’s sizeable Leek, the imminent arrival of 10,000 Uruks somewhat dampened Aragorn’s enthusiasm for this year’s Annual Hornburg Prize Vegetable Contest.

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-24-2005, 06:21 PM

Huh, let me think for a minute now...yeah, I took a bath on Midsummer's Day...so I'm not due yet for a fortnight...wonder what's those guys are staring at...

The Only Real Estel · 10-24-2005, 06:40 PM

The moment of the lynching draws near as the lynchees are herded onto the lynching platform...

Aragorn: "This has got to be the biggest mass lynching ever. Who's idea was this!?"

Gandalf_the _white · 10-24-2005, 06:51 PM

Eowyn(off screen):noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! don't do it!!!!!!

Gandalf_the _white · 10-24-2005, 07:01 PM

i saw this pic and thought "Bilbo finds a naked orc in his bed!" lol
sorry if no-one else finds it funny

10-23-2005, 09:10 AM	#7921
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Its always the way, isn't it? Just when you're in the middle of a long dramatic speech, you step in dog muck. OR Denethor rolls his eyes as the five hundredth person yells, "Hay! Denethor! You're on fire! ", "You're hot!" and "You flaming steward!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 10-23-2005 at 10:15 AM.

10-23-2005, 01:55 PM	#7923
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor: Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your- ... I'm in the wrong place! Curse you Map Quest! OR Denethor tries for the most dramatic uncloaking since Gandalf started the affair. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-23-2005, 02:09 PM	#7924
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Denethor: "Ugck! Dog Drool!" OR Denethor: "War? Sauron? Oh, they completely slipped my mind. Don't worry about them now, this is a more important descision. Come, which is more me the mink coat or the leather jacket?" OR Denethor is confused... and angry because of it. OR Denethor was the wolf! See how hairy he is! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-23-2005, 03:39 PM	#7926
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Gandalf: And so passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion, his neck chewed by a rabid hamster. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-23-2005, 06:43 PM	#7927
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf attacks Denethor with his staff yet again, and hits a particularly tender area... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

10-23-2005, 10:09 AM	#7922
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Not actually wanting to play Denethor, John Noble practices eye-rolling to be cast as Frodo.

10-23-2005, 07:00 PM	#7928
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Denethor was not happy to be hitchhiking in the rain... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

10-23-2005, 07:20 PM	#7929
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Denethor: Faramir, I'm going to teach you once and for all: DO NOT EAT MY COOKIES! __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

10-23-2005, 07:42 PM	#7930
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Denethor was preparing to turn into the furry little secret he had before the villagers could lynch him. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf Last edited by Glirdan; 10-24-2005 at 01:13 PM.

10-23-2005, 09:04 PM	#7931
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gondor's many cookie jars were well guarded by an extremely scary looking gargoyle.

10-23-2005, 09:14 PM	#7932
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Through there remains much debate on what really made him mad and the loss of money on decor, the wallpaper and Denethor eventually end up fighting a duel to the death... The only thing to result of the matter is Denethor finally realizing that Faramir missed a spot in the NW corner of the building... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

10-24-2005, 02:46 AM	#7933
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	The Wall... [Sound of many TV's coming on, all on different channels] "The Bulls are already out there" Denethor: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!" "This Roman Meal bakery thought you'd like to know." [Music in the background] I don't need no arms around me And I dont need no drugs to calm me. I have seen the writing on the wall. Don't think I need anything at all. No! Don't think I'll need anything at all. All in all it was all just bricks in the wall. All in all you were all just bricks in the wall. __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-24-2005, 03:40 AM	#7934
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Rodants in the pipe! Budget cuts in Gondor meant the steward had to stand in for the local scarecrow. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-24-2005, 06:24 AM	#7935
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gorilla costumes are lots of fun, until the head falls off; then you just look like an idiot, and children will mock you. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-24-2005, 08:26 AM	#7936
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,062	Eventually, his PR people just insisted he had the growth on his shoulder removed. Not being able to turn left was hampering his walking quite badly. __________________ And all the rest is literature

10-24-2005, 08:41 AM	#7937
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Denethor: Balrogs do so have wings! Big wings that spread from wall to wall, like this! And they are covered in fire and smoke, like...like....hey, hand me that torch will you?

10-24-2005, 08:53 AM	#7938
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Emperor’s new hat. Or rather; The stewards new giant hat. OR When the king said that the stewards would hold the city till his return. Denethor didn't think he meant it literally. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-24-2005, 10:32 AM	#7939
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo (offscreen): "Hey! I thought the eye-rolling was my job!"

10-24-2005, 11:43 AM	#7940
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Denethor felt something was terribly wrong. Was it always this cold in the White Tower? He decided it best to review the transactions from his account at First Gondor National Bank. Electricity...check. Catering...check. Guards...check. Excessive purchases of giant coats...check. What didn't he pay on time? He could only wonder...

10-24-2005, 01:05 PM	#7941
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Denethor wasn't exactly a morning person... __________________ Fenris Wolf

10-24-2005, 01:14 PM	#7942
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Yup, you guessed it! Rats, in the pipe! Denethor: I demand a new picture! This is getting far too silly! Aragorn: Not now Gandalf! OR Aragorn Begins to think that chopping off his own arm might be more pleasurable than talking to Legolas about hair care. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-24-2005, 01:25 PM	#7943
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Aragorn realises too late that gesturing wildly with a sword while talking is not always the best idea. OR The guy at the back is controlling Aragorn via telepathy! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

10-24-2005, 01:39 PM	#7944
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Aragorn just got done re-enacting Boromir's death. However, he was too wimpy to let them shoot him with arrows, and so had a stunt double die in his place.

10-24-2005, 01:51 PM	#7945
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Aragorn's a little spaced-out. Not a good idea while holding a sword. OR Man (not pictured): "Forsooth, thoust must recant ye bloodlust! Thoust art encoursed unto the uttermost depths' of Satan's shrine! Repent foul varlet, or the Devil hast thee!" Aragorn contemplates whether he should try to understand or just kill the man. OR Viggo: "PJ. No." PJ: "Oh, com'n. I'll give you a bonus!" Viggo: "PJ. No." PJ: "Really, I'm your boss!" Viggo: "I don't care, I have morals. I'm not stripping!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-24-2005, 01:59 PM	#7946
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Aragorn couldn't let go of the feeling that everwhere he looked he saw the same longhaired old man wearing brown... OR Aragorn tried the role as Black Knight in the ME version of Monty Python's Holy Grail. Somehow they didn't manage to chop of his arms though... OR Aragorn to Pippin: One word...just try me! One single word! OR Aragorns attempts to make his shirt to a t-shirt never really succeeded, __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-24-2005, 02:07 PM	#7947
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Several days later, when Legolas still isn't talking to him, it occurs to Aragorn that maybe, just occasionally, he should put his sword away. For instance, when helpfully re-braiding Legolas' hair. Or Aragorn falls victim to one of Merry and Pippin's superglueing pranks. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

10-24-2005, 02:09 PM	#7948
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	Aragorn suddenly realizes that being in his late '80s makes him the oldest man in the room. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

10-24-2005, 02:10 PM	#7949
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Aragorn: thinking Did somebody just goose me? __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-24-2005, 02:11 PM	#7950
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Aragorn: On the floor of Edoras Or down in Gondor to go, go With the record selection With the mirror reflection I'm dancing with myself When there's no-one else in sight In the crowded lonely night Well I wait so long For my love vibration And I'm dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Well there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove I'll be dancing with myself If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me dancing with myself So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance And I'll be dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Well there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove I'll be dancing with myself If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me dancing with myself So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance And I'll be dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance Dancing with myself Dancing with myself Dancing with myself Dancing with myself If I looked all over the world And there's every type of girl But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by Leave me dancing with myself So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance And I'll be dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself Oh dancing with myself If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance *Without any kind of apologies of any sort to Billy Idol __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

10-24-2005, 02:43 PM	#7951
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Aragorn: "How do you like my new designer shirt, Legolas? The faded/ripped look and everything; it cost me $87 at Aeropostal." Legolas: "Aragorn, how stupid do you think I am? Those tears obviously weren't the original style, you just bought an eight dollar shirt & cut it up a bit with your sword." Aragorn : "Grrrr...."

10-24-2005, 02:55 PM	#7952
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unknown to the others in the inn, Aragorn was actually the Ranger protecting them. Unknow to Aragorn, the guy in the back was actually a Wolf getting ready to attack him!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-24-2005, 02:55 PM	#7953
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When Aragorn heard that all the cake was gone, he couldn't stand to live any more. OR Aragorn: If he says that Balrogs have wings one more time, I am going to lose it! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-24-2005, 04:29 PM	#7954
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Aragorn sees a six-fingered man. ARAGORN: Hello. I am the heir of Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (I know, it's not technically correct...but it makes me happier this way.) __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

10-24-2005, 04:45 PM	#7955
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Mod. Anguirel has hired a grim looking Aragorn as bodyguard of Curufin. But he will not win! Charge!!! Help defeat the evil in Silmariollion Survivor soon back in a forum close to you! (oh, this ended up as propaganda...so sorry...) OR Arwen: I'm a much better cook than Eowyn, right? Aragorn:............... OR Aragorn just saw a picture of himself in the Crazy Caption thread...oops (I know, the worst so far...ever! I'm too tired for this) __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-24-2005, 06:03 PM	#7956
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Despite Galmod’s impressive Asparagus and Eomund’s sizeable Leek, the imminent arrival of 10,000 Uruks somewhat dampened Aragorn’s enthusiasm for this year’s Annual Hornburg Prize Vegetable Contest. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!