Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 144 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Ilya · 01-20-2009, 07:37 PM

Unfortunately, the savage war between the Butterburs and the fierce but silent Watchers ended in a 40-year armistice before most of the Butterburs were wiped out in a surprise all-out attack by Watchers that had evolved to grow prodigious beards and provide travel accommodations.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-20-2009, 09:17 PM

Fortunately Brandybucks wiped out the Watchers
using Brandyhall attack submarines made from the
more noxious descendants of Old Man Willow and
directed by Saruman's cutting edge sonar technology.

Ilya · 01-23-2009, 12:41 PM

Unfortunately, the attack submarines did a lot of collateral damage, destroying the old forest.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-23-2009, 05:32 PM

Fortunately Bombadil got his chum Johnny
Appleseed to replant the Old Forest.

Lindale · 01-23-2009, 08:53 PM

Unfortunately this Johnny suddenly fell asleep.

Eönwë · 01-24-2009, 03:50 PM

Fortunately he got eaten by orcs (well, it was fortunate for them!

)

Babidi Buu · 01-24-2009, 10:18 PM

Unfortunately that poor orc got sick..

(Once more, ran out of ideas..)

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-24-2009, 10:49 PM

Fortunately Elrond was nearby and cured him
with a yummy green tea brewed from athelas.

Lindale · 01-25-2009, 04:44 AM

Unfortunately Elrond never realized until too late it was an orc.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-25-2009, 09:22 AM

Fortunately the orc was a fan of Star Trek: The
Next Generation and considered Worf as a
role model, becoming a valued member of Rivendell's
TaRT (Truth and Reconciliation Taskforce).

Ilya · 01-25-2009, 02:17 PM

Unfortunately, the elves of Rivendell were all Star Wars fans and beat the poor orc up, pausing at odd moments to make fun of Shatner.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 03:22 PM

Fortunately a Balrog appeared and joined the party!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2009, 03:30 PM

Unfortunately, Mr Blobby also turned up and traumatized them all. The Balrog especially.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 03:55 PM

Fortunately, Tom Bombadil came to sort out this mess.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-25-2009, 08:53 PM

Unfortunately Goldberry called out
"Toga Party!" and invited everybody to
their house, except her ex-boyfriend (Haldir).

Lindale · 01-28-2009, 08:18 AM

Fortunately the traumatized Balrog rejected the Toga Party.

Eönwë · 01-28-2009, 01:54 PM

Unfortunately everyone else joined in the fun.

Babidi Buu · 01-28-2009, 06:14 PM

Fortunately they didn't have much fun.. how unfutunate..

Psh

Eönwë · 01-28-2009, 11:43 PM

Unfortunately, they set fire to the house.

Lindale · 01-29-2009, 12:09 AM

Fortunately it rained

Eönwë · 01-29-2009, 02:15 PM

Unfortunately, it didn't put out the fire and just made the floor wet.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-29-2009, 04:07 PM

Fortunately this made a great water slide
named "Waterloo" which was relocated
to San Dimas.

Eönwë · 01-29-2009, 04:59 PM

Unfortunately, since it was acid rain, the water was highly acidic.

Lindale · 01-29-2009, 09:04 PM

Fortunately the ground was highly alkalinic, so when the acid hit it it became neutral.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-29-2009, 09:19 PM

Unfortunately, this took place in South Harad
and the water was all drunk by a herd of
thirsty Oliphaunts.

Babidi Buu · 01-30-2009, 09:58 PM

Fortunately it started raining. Woohoo!

Eönwë · 01-31-2009, 09:12 AM

Unfortunately it was raining cows.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-31-2009, 12:41 PM

Fortunately the cows landed on
and crushed the evil oliphaunts.

Eönwë · 02-01-2009, 06:53 AM

Unfortunately this benefited nobody, as the oliphaunts were already dead.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-01-2009, 12:57 PM

Fortunately it benefited the cows (although
they did become fearsome vampire cows).

Valesse · 02-01-2009, 01:13 PM

Unfortunately the fearsome vampire cows immediately went in search for sustenance!

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-02-2009, 08:09 AM

Fortunately a blancmange from the
planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda
turned all the cows into Scotsmen.

(A picture of Aragorn and his companions coming
to the relief of Minas Tirith as Scotsmen)!
(And Sauron as a blancmange)?

Eönwë · 02-03-2009, 03:07 AM

Unfortunately they didn't have Scottish accents.

edit: Now I'm the only member online

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-04-2009, 02:55 PM

Fortunately the cows took a dvd
Rosetta Stone Program to become
proficient in a Scots accent.

(And lots of members and guests
came online to cheer up Eonwe ).

ninja91 · 02-05-2009, 12:43 AM

Unfortunately by the time the cows could understand the Rosetta Stone lessons, Scottish people were long gone and their accent was completely non-understandable. (is that a word?

)

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-05-2009, 08:24 AM

Fortunately (for them) the cows got bored reading
for Scots accents at Oxford (under a Professor Shippey)
[Shippey found their accents non-understandable] so
they went on a cow vampire pig-blood-sucking rampage
through The Shire.

Eönwë · 02-07-2009, 09:10 AM

Unfortunately the were allergic to pigs.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-07-2009, 01:09 PM

Fortunately (for the cows) they
weren't allergic to hobbits!

Eönwë · 02-07-2009, 06:52 PM

Unfortunately (for the cows) they couldn't digest hobbits.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-07-2009, 10:07 PM

Fortunately they could digest beer
and thoroughly trashed the Green Dragon
during their annual TOGA PARTY!

01-20-2009, 07:37 PM	#5721
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Unfortunately, the savage war between the Butterburs and the fierce but silent Watchers ended in a 40-year armistice before most of the Butterburs were wiped out in a surprise all-out attack by Watchers that had evolved to grow prodigious beards and provide travel accommodations. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

01-20-2009, 09:17 PM	#5722
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Brandybucks wiped out the Watchers using Brandyhall attack submarines made from the more noxious descendants of Old Man Willow and directed by Saruman's cutting edge sonar technology. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-23-2009, 12:41 PM	#5723
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Unfortunately, the attack submarines did a lot of collateral damage, destroying the old forest. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

01-23-2009, 05:32 PM	#5724
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Bombadil got his chum Johnny Appleseed to replant the Old Forest. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-23-2009, 08:53 PM	#5725
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Unfortunately this Johnny suddenly fell asleep. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-24-2009, 03:50 PM	#5726
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately he got eaten by orcs (well, it was fortunate for them!) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-24-2009, 10:18 PM	#5727
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Unfortunately that poor orc got sick.. (Once more, ran out of ideas..)

01-24-2009, 10:49 PM	#5728
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Elrond was nearby and cured him with a yummy green tea brewed from athelas. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-25-2009, 04:44 AM	#5729
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Unfortunately Elrond never realized until too late it was an orc. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-25-2009, 09:22 AM	#5730
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the orc was a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation and considered Worf as a role model, becoming a valued member of Rivendell's TaRT (Truth and Reconciliation Taskforce). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 01-25-2009 at 09:26 AM.

01-25-2009, 02:17 PM	#5731
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Unfortunately, the elves of Rivendell were all Star Wars fans and beat the poor orc up, pausing at odd moments to make fun of Shatner. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

01-25-2009, 03:22 PM	#5732
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately a Balrog appeared and joined the party! __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-25-2009, 03:30 PM	#5733
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, Mr Blobby also turned up and traumatized them all. The Balrog especially. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-25-2009, 03:55 PM	#5734
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, Tom Bombadil came to sort out this mess. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-25-2009, 08:53 PM	#5735
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Goldberry called out "Toga Party!" and invited everybody to their house, except her ex-boyfriend (Haldir). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-28-2009, 08:18 AM	#5736
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Fortunately the traumatized Balrog rejected the Toga Party. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-28-2009, 01:54 PM	#5737
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately everyone else joined in the fun. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-28-2009, 06:14 PM	#5738
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Fortunately they didn't have much fun.. how unfutunate.. Psh

01-28-2009, 11:43 PM	#5739
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, they set fire to the house. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-29-2009, 12:09 AM	#5740
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Fortunately it rained __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-29-2009, 02:15 PM	#5741
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, it didn't put out the fire and just made the floor wet. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-29-2009, 04:07 PM	#5742
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately this made a great water slide named "Waterloo" which was relocated to San Dimas. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-29-2009, 04:59 PM	#5743
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, since it was acid rain, the water was highly acidic. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-29-2009, 09:04 PM	#5744
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Fortunately the ground was highly alkalinic, so when the acid hit it it became neutral. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-29-2009, 09:19 PM	#5745
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, this took place in South Harad and the water was all drunk by a herd of thirsty Oliphaunts. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-30-2009, 09:58 PM	#5746
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Fortunately it started raining. Woohoo!

01-31-2009, 09:12 AM	#5747
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately it was raining cows. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-31-2009, 12:41 PM	#5748
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the cows landed on and crushed the evil oliphaunts. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-01-2009, 06:53 AM	#5749
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately this benefited nobody, as the oliphaunts were already dead. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-01-2009, 12:57 PM	#5750
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately it benefited the cows (although they did become fearsome vampire cows). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-01-2009, 01:13 PM	#5751
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Unfortunately the fearsome vampire cows immediately went in search for sustenance! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

02-02-2009, 08:09 AM	#5752
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately a blancmange from the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda turned all the cows into Scotsmen. (A picture of Aragorn and his companions coming to the relief of Minas Tirith as Scotsmen)! (And Sauron as a blancmange)? __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 02-02-2009 at 08:13 AM.

02-03-2009, 03:07 AM	#5753
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately they didn't have Scottish accents. edit: Now I'm the only member online __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 02-03-2009 at 03:11 AM.

02-04-2009, 02:55 PM	#5754
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the cows took a dvd Rosetta Stone Program to become proficient in a Scots accent. (And lots of members and guests came online to cheer up Eonwe ). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-05-2009, 08:24 AM	#5756
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately (for them) the cows got bored reading for Scots accents at Oxford (under a Professor Shippey) [Shippey found their accents non-understandable] so they went on a cow vampire pig-blood-sucking rampage through The Shire. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'