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Galadriel55 · 01-07-2011, 04:12 PM

On my last birthday, one person in my class sang me this very "cute" version of the Birthday Song:

"Happy birthday to you
You live in a zoo
You talk like a monkey
And you smell like a shoe"

It made me laugh at that time - I didn't expect a 14-year-old to be that silly - but when I remembered this incident a few days ago, I thought that it would be fun to make up such songs for Tolkien characters. It starts like this, "Happy birthday to [character]", and then whatever craziness comes to mind. I've done some already:

Happy birthday, Galadriel!
Hey.....I know that smell....
Did you steal my perfume?!
*Knew that wouldn't end well.

Happy birthday, Boromir!
Oh..,hang on...oh dear!
If I knew who I was talking to,
I wouldn't have come near!

Happy birthday, Aragorn!
On your head there's a horn!
How did you end up so?
"Like that I was born!"

Happy birthday, Saruman
You forgot to mow your lawn
You broke Orthank's windows,
And you messed up the yarn!

*Have to stop myself before we run out of characters*.
This thread is not to actually wish anyone happy b-day, but to make up cranky rhymes for the sake of fun. The weirder and crazier, the funnier!

Galadriel55 · 01-14-2011, 04:09 PM

I just realized that I forgot to put the one I made for Sam - two, actually

:

Happy birthday, dear Sam!
You hate strawberry jam!
Last time I made you eat it,
You made the door slam!

Happy birthday, dear Sam!
You're as big as I am!
Last time you went skating,
On your face you fell - WHAM!!!

01-07-2011, 04:12 PM	#1
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	Happy birthday.....not On my last birthday, one person in my class sang me this very "cute" version of the Birthday Song: "Happy birthday to you You live in a zoo You talk like a monkey And you smell like a shoe" It made me laugh at that time - I didn't expect a 14-year-old to be that silly - but when I remembered this incident a few days ago, I thought that it would be fun to make up such songs for Tolkien characters. It starts like this, "Happy birthday to [character]", and then whatever craziness comes to mind. I've done some already: Happy birthday, Galadriel! Hey.....I know that smell.... Did you steal my perfume?! Knew that wouldn't end well. Happy birthday, Boromir! Oh..,hang on...oh dear! If I knew who I was talking to, I wouldn't have come near! Happy birthday, Aragorn! On your head there's a horn! How did you end up so? "Like that I was born!" Happy birthday, Saruman You forgot to mow your lawn You broke Orthank's windows, And you messed up the yarn! Have to stop myself before we run out of characters. This thread is not to actually wish anyone happy b-day, but to make up cranky rhymes for the sake of fun. The weirder and crazier, the funnier! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!...* ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

01-14-2011, 04:09 PM	#2
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	I just realized that I forgot to put the one I made for Sam - two, actually : Happy birthday, dear Sam! You hate strawberry jam! Last time I made you eat it, You made the door slam! Happy birthday, dear Sam! You're as big as I am! Last time you went skating, On your face you fell - WHAM!!! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera