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The Elf-warrior · 07-16-2005, 05:20 PM

Gandalf: "No! I did not turn the sun red!"

Kitanna · 07-16-2005, 05:35 PM

Teacher Gandalf to his students: Now how many times must I tell you young whippersnappers not to pick on Frodo and Sam?

TomBrady12 · 07-16-2005, 07:10 PM

Elrond: Now Mithrandir, please be reasonable!

Gandalf: I mean it Elrond, I won't budge on this one. Aragorn, if you don't march your little tooshie into that shower by the time I count to ten the quest is off! 1...2...3.....

TB12

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-17-2005, 01:42 AM

Elrond: Is this really necessary?

Gandalf: Yes it is! We are not leaving until whoever took my hat owns up to it!

narfforc · 07-17-2005, 02:16 AM

"Well someone has to take the Ring to Mount Doom" said Gandalf.
" Ok, but dont look at me, my old war wound is playing up" replied Elrond, pointing to his appendix scar.

Lhunardawen · 07-17-2005, 05:31 AM

Gandalf's lecture #57: On Elrond trying on Arwen's dresses.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-17-2005, 06:35 AM

Gandalf: Sorry. That was me.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-17-2005, 06:52 AM

Gandalf: "Now that you lot have finally left the salon....can we get down to business?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-17-2005, 07:31 AM

It's musical chairs. There is one seat left. Gandalf and Elrond look at each other and then at the chair... What happens next?

Boromir88 · 07-17-2005, 07:59 AM

The Inquisition gets down to business....

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-17-2005, 08:27 AM

Gandalf: Sauron made The Ring, in order to- Elrond! Stand up! What are you sniggering about?

Elrond: Nothing, sir.

Gandalf: Well, it seems to be a highly amusing 'nothing'. Why not share the joke with the rest of the class?

mormegil · 07-17-2005, 12:36 PM

Gandalf: Well I never! Elrond if I must explain it to you, it's not a purse it's a man bag and it's considered very fashion forward.

Lalwendë · 07-17-2005, 03:27 PM

Aragorn: "Parp!"

Gandalf: "How dare you! That is disgusting!"

Aragorn: "It wasn't me! It was that Legolas, he's stuck a whoopee cushion on my chair! Honest!"

Kath · 07-17-2005, 03:33 PM

Legolas: *evil grin*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-17-2005, 04:59 PM

"Sauron is building an army? Inconceivable!"

Boromir88 · 07-17-2005, 05:05 PM

Elrond: Sit down you old woman.

Gandalf: Man.

Elrond: Man, sorry, now sit down.

Gandalf: I'm 37.

Elrond: What?

Gandalf: I'm 37, I'm not old.

Elrond: Well I just can't call you man.

Gandalf: Well you could have said "Gandalf."

Elrond: I didn't know you were called Gandalf.

Gandalf: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

Elrond: I did say sorry for calling you an "old woman," but from this far a way you sort of looked...

Gandalf: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.

THE Ka · 07-17-2005, 05:55 PM

Fidwit: Have you ever seen him before? Really?

Elrond: yes, for the last time I have. He wears grey, usually has a hat on, is in everyone's business except his own, and has a weird beard-cut.

Gandalf ( Jumps up from out of the shadows): I do NOT have a weird beard!

`````````````````````````````````````````Or...

Elrond: I would like to tell everyone that I have just gotten a hamster and its name is Special Patrol Group.

Gandalf: I think Special Patrol Group is a stoooupid name for a hamster!

Elrond: Ok I'll change it then. Hello Cliff Richard!

Gandalf: You are such a wanna-be!

~ Ka...

Oddwen · 07-17-2005, 06:07 PM

Gandy: What do you mean "It's Clobberin' Time"??

Or...

Gandy(after a singing troupe of elves had done their routine): That sounded rather rehearsed to me.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-17-2005, 08:06 PM

Gandalf: Elrond, seriously, you need to keep that Estel kid under control. Look what he did to my back!

mormegil · 07-17-2005, 08:46 PM

Gandalf: Elrond! We are not going to get anything accomplished is you keep singing O! tra-la-la-lally everytime you look at the dwarves.

Gil-Galad · 07-17-2005, 08:52 PM

I never want to be a wizard, No! I always wanted to be a Lumberjack! jumping from tree to tree as it floats down the mighty rivers of Britsh Columbia! oh i would sing! sing! sing! I'm a lumberjack and i'm okay, i sleep all night and i work all day

Frodo and Sam: He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day

Gandalf: I cut down trees, i skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers! I put-

PJ: Stop it stop it! no singing!

theres all the laughter you going to get out of me folks(day keeps on getting worse each time i log on...)

Lily Bombadil · 07-17-2005, 09:21 PM

G: E-excuse me???? Your'e calling me old??? Well, you're wearing A DRESS!!!!

E: What, b****?!! Oh no, you didn't!!!

(Gil-Galad, do you cut down trees, eat your lunch, and go to the lavatory? Pressing flowers? I thought you were so rugged! *runs away crying*)

Lhunardawen · 07-18-2005, 01:55 AM

Gandalf: Elrond! What is that...that...atrocious color you're wearing???
Elrond: Oh, this? It's the official color of Mor...dor...oops.

SamwiseGamgee · 07-18-2005, 06:24 AM

Gandalf goes cobra

Gandalf: You say what, sista? Oh, that is so it! I'm gonna bitch slap you outta this council, Elrond!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-18-2005, 07:20 AM

Gandalf will be damned if Eomer of the Rohirrim's gonna feature in his signature...

or

Gandalf grumpily concedes that the Villagers are going to win Werewolf VI, and that he will thus lose a bet with Elrond...

or

Gandalf began to sulk, and muttered something about looking forward to the return of The Barrow-Wight, so that he could administer some severe discipline to those scamps...

or

Gandalf got turned down by Feanor of the Peredhil, again...

or

Gandalf just can't think of a funny caption...

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-18-2005, 08:26 AM

Staring contests were serious business in Middle-Earth - official games required a dozen of eligible supervisors.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 07-18-2005, 08:56 AM

Gandalf just got turned down by Eomer of the Rohirrim... again.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 07-18-2005, 08:57 AM

Gandalf: No! The answer is: "Take the Ring of Power to the Crack of Doom!" That is the fifth question you have got wrong Master Elrond making you the weakest link.

Goodbye!

*Ball of fire from Gandalf's staff consumes the Half-Elven*

or

Gandalf: That's nine votes for the Lord Elrond and eight for Boromir.

Master Elrond, the Council has spoken.

*Puts out the Half-Elven's torch*

Elrond: Good-bye you guys. Stick it to Sauron! Go Fellowship!

Fellowship Members: Good-bye Elrond! We are sorry! We love you!!

Elrond (muttering): Just wait until the Jury....

Gandalf: Next time on, Survivor: Middle-Earth, Boromir and Aragorn argue over leadership, while Frodo isolates himself further, burdened by the Idol of Power. Meanwhile, things heat up between Legolas and Gimli.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-18-2005, 02:26 PM

Gandalf: Look, I'm not the only one who's been uncloaked recently *glares at Elrond*

OR

Gandalf: No I will not sing Tra la lally!

The Only Real Estel · 07-18-2005, 06:58 PM

Gandalf: "Look, just because I don't wear some stupid sissy metal circlet thingy doesn't mean I'm a 'virus'!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-18-2005, 09:16 PM

Gandalf: I'm telling you, this will work! We just let the Eagles take the Ring to Mt. Doom!

Elrond: Are you nuts? What about the book Tolkien's writing about me?

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-19-2005, 02:55 AM

Gandalf: If you lot don't stop bickering, I'm going to stop playing "Who shall I kill first" over in my head, and just go with whatever feels natural. First its me, then it's you, Elrond... wait...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-19-2005, 07:02 AM

Gandalf was getting frustrated having to answer all these questions about Coronation Street: He didn't know what would happen with Shelley and Charlie and he certainly didn't know if Roy Cropper was ever going to get an interesting storyline.

Saurreg · 07-19-2005, 07:45 AM

The hippies convention started with the ever popular who-can-stare-longest-without-blinking competition.

Kath · 07-19-2005, 11:31 AM

Elrond: Now really Gandalf this has gone far enough. We did one finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, stand up, sit turn, turn around but we are not going to keep moving. In fact we are not going to move at all until we have got this meeting over and done with so sit down!

The Only Real Estel · 07-19-2005, 12:02 PM

Gandalf & Elrond interrupted the proceedings of the Village Council's Daily Interrogation when they both hotly accused each other of being werewolves.

Lalwendë · 07-19-2005, 01:45 PM

Gandalf: "Look, Elrond, I won't tell you again, I'm sick to death of you hinting about what happens in the new Harry Potter book. I've not finished it yet, so please shut up!"

Holbytlass · 07-20-2005, 05:49 AM

Gandalf: I'm so humiliated! No one told me this was an 'elf-robe' affair!

Boromir88 · 07-20-2005, 11:13 AM

Gandalf: I object to you using this picture in an attempt to blackmail me into joining the Fellowship...

Theoden: You put Jelly on my seat!

mormegil · 07-20-2005, 11:20 AM

Bernard: (under his breath) you know Ian I went for Gandalf as well...you thespian twit! I should be the white not you!

07-16-2005, 05:20 PM	#6001
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: "No! I did not turn the sun red!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-16-2005, 05:35 PM	#6002
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Teacher Gandalf to his students: Now how many times must I tell you young whippersnappers not to pick on Frodo and Sam? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain Last edited by Kitanna; 07-16-2005 at 07:50 PM.

07-17-2005, 01:42 AM	#6004
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: Is this really necessary? Gandalf: Yes it is! We are not leaving until whoever took my hat owns up to it! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-17-2005, 06:35 AM	#6007
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Those little embarrassing moments . . . Gandalf: Sorry. That was me. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-17-2005, 06:52 AM	#6008
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Elvish grooming Gandalf: "Now that you lot have finally left the salon....can we get down to business?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-16-2005, 07:10 PM	#6003
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	Elrond: Now Mithrandir, please be reasonable! Gandalf: I mean it Elrond, I won't budge on this one. Aragorn, if you don't march your little tooshie into that shower by the time I count to ten the quest is off! 1...2...3..... TB12

07-17-2005, 02:16 AM	#6005
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	"Well someone has to take the Ring to Mount Doom" said Gandalf. " Ok, but dont look at me, my old war wound is playing up" replied Elrond, pointing to his appendix scar.

07-17-2005, 05:31 AM	#6006
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf's lecture #57: On Elrond trying on Arwen's dresses.

07-17-2005, 07:31 AM	#6009
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It's musical chairs. There is one seat left. Gandalf and Elrond look at each other and then at the chair... What happens next? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-17-2005, 07:59 AM	#6010
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	The Inquisition gets down to business.... __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-17-2005, 08:27 AM	#6011
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: Sauron made The Ring, in order to- Elrond! Stand up! What are you sniggering about? Elrond: Nothing, sir. Gandalf: Well, it seems to be a highly amusing 'nothing'. Why not share the joke with the rest of the class? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 07-17-2005 at 08:28 AM. Reason: Rats in the pipes

07-17-2005, 12:36 PM	#6012
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Gandalf: Well I never! Elrond if I must explain it to you, it's not a purse it's a man bag and it's considered very fashion forward. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-17-2005, 03:27 PM	#6013
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn: "Parp!" Gandalf: "How dare you! That is disgusting!" Aragorn: "It wasn't me! It was that Legolas, he's stuck a whoopee cushion on my chair! Honest!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-17-2005, 03:33 PM	#6014
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	To continue from Lalwendë: Legolas: evil grin __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-17-2005, 04:59 PM	#6015
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Sauron is building an army? Inconceivable!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-17-2005, 05:05 PM	#6016
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Elrond: Sit down you old woman. Gandalf: Man. Elrond: Man, sorry, now sit down. Gandalf: I'm 37. Elrond: What? Gandalf: I'm 37, I'm not old. Elrond: Well I just can't call you man. Gandalf: Well you could have said "Gandalf." Elrond: I didn't know you were called Gandalf. Gandalf: Well you didn't bother to find out did you? Elrond: I did say sorry for calling you an "old woman," but from this far a way you sort of looked... Gandalf: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-17-2005, 05:55 PM	#6017
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fidwit: Have you ever seen him before? Really? Elrond: yes, for the last time I have. He wears grey, usually has a hat on, is in everyone's business except his own, and has a weird beard-cut. Gandalf ( Jumps up from out of the shadows): I do NOT have a weird beard! `````````````````````````````````````````Or... Elrond: I would like to tell everyone that I have just gotten a hamster and its name is Special Patrol Group. Gandalf: I think Special Patrol Group is a stoooupid name for a hamster! Elrond: Ok I'll change it then. Hello Cliff Richard! Gandalf: You are such a wanna-be! ~ Ka... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-17-2005, 06:07 PM	#6018
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Gandy: What do you mean "It's Clobberin' Time"?? Or... Gandy(after a singing troupe of elves had done their routine): That sounded rather rehearsed to me. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-17-2005, 08:06 PM	#6019
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Rivendell Special Emergency Meeting. Gandalf: Elrond, seriously, you need to keep that Estel kid under control. Look what he did to my back! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-17-2005, 08:46 PM	#6020
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Gandalf: Elrond! We are not going to get anything accomplished is you keep singing O! tra-la-la-lally everytime you look at the dwarves. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-17-2005, 08:52 PM	#6021
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	I never want to be a wizard, No! I always wanted to be a Lumberjack! jumping from tree to tree as it floats down the mighty rivers of Britsh Columbia! oh i would sing! sing! sing! I'm a lumberjack and i'm okay, i sleep all night and i work all day Frodo and Sam: He's a lumberjack and he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day Gandalf: I cut down trees, i skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers! I put- PJ: Stop it stop it! no singing! theres all the laughter you going to get out of me folks(day keeps on getting worse each time i log on...) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-17-2005, 09:21 PM	#6022
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Say what? G: E-excuse me???? Your'e calling me old??? Well, you're wearing A DRESS!!!! E: What, b***?!! Oh no, you didn't!!! (Gil-Galad, do you cut down trees, eat your lunch, and go to the lavatory? Pressing flowers? I thought you were so rugged!* runs away crying) __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

07-18-2005, 01:55 AM	#6023
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf: Elrond! What is that...that...atrocious color you're wearing??? Elrond: Oh, this? It's the official color of Mor...dor...oops. Last edited by Lhunardawen; 07-18-2005 at 01:58 AM.

07-18-2005, 06:24 AM	#6024
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Gandalf goes cobra Gandalf: You say what, sista? Oh, that is so it! I'm gonna bitch slap you outta this council, Elrond! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

07-18-2005, 07:20 AM	#6025
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Topical Barrow-Downs humour Gandalf will be damned if Eomer of the Rohirrim's gonna feature in his signature... or Gandalf grumpily concedes that the Villagers are going to win Werewolf VI, and that he will thus lose a bet with Elrond... or Gandalf began to sulk, and muttered something about looking forward to the return of The Barrow-Wight, so that he could administer some severe discipline to those scamps... or Gandalf got turned down by Feanor of the Peredhil, again... or Gandalf just can't think of a funny caption... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-18-2005, 08:26 AM	#6026
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Staring contests were serious business in Middle-Earth - official games required a dozen of eligible supervisors. __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-18-2005, 08:56 AM	#6027
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	*grin* Gandalf just got turned down by Eomer of the Rohirrim... again. __________________ peace

07-18-2005, 08:57 AM	#6028
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Gandalf: No! The answer is: "Take the Ring of Power to the Crack of Doom!" That is the fifth question you have got wrong Master Elrond making you the weakest link. Goodbye! Ball of fire from Gandalf's staff consumes the Half-Elven or Gandalf: That's nine votes for the Lord Elrond and eight for Boromir. Master Elrond, the Council has spoken. Puts out the Half-Elven's torch Elrond: Good-bye you guys. Stick it to Sauron! Go Fellowship! Fellowship Members: Good-bye Elrond! We are sorry! We love you!! Elrond (muttering): Just wait until the Jury.... Gandalf: Next time on, Survivor: Middle-Earth, Boromir and Aragorn argue over leadership, while Frodo isolates himself further, burdened by the Idol of Power. Meanwhile, things heat up between Legolas and Gimli. Last edited by Fordim Hedgethistle; 07-18-2005 at 09:03 AM.

07-18-2005, 02:26 PM	#6029
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Groan... Gandalf: Look, I'm not the only one who's been uncloaked recently glares at Elrond OR Gandalf: No I will not sing Tra la lally! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-18-2005, 06:58 PM	#6030
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf: "Look, just because I don't wear some stupid sissy metal circlet thingy doesn't mean I'm a 'virus'!"

07-18-2005, 09:16 PM	#6031
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Serious planning. Gandalf: I'm telling you, this will work! We just let the Eagles take the Ring to Mt. Doom! Elrond: Are you nuts? What about the book Tolkien's writing about me? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-19-2005, 02:55 AM	#6032
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: If you lot don't stop bickering, I'm going to stop playing "Who shall I kill first" over in my head, and just go with whatever feels natural. First its me, then it's you, Elrond... wait... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-19-2005, 07:02 AM	#6033
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	For all you Brits Gandalf was getting frustrated having to answer all these questions about Coronation Street: He didn't know what would happen with Shelley and Charlie and he certainly didn't know if Roy Cropper was ever going to get an interesting storyline. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-19-2005, 07:45 AM	#6034
Saurreg Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In self imposed exile... Posts: 465	The hippies convention started with the ever popular who-can-stare-longest-without-blinking competition. __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. " ~Voltaire

07-19-2005, 11:31 AM	#6035
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Elrond: Now really Gandalf this has gone far enough. We did one finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, stand up, sit turn, turn around but we are not going to keep moving. In fact we are not going to move at all until we have got this meeting over and done with so sit down! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”