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THE Ka · 03-25-2008, 12:45 AM

Aragorn tries an alternative method of reclaiming the throne by 'dazzling' the people of Minas Tirith...

Aragorn: *clicks tongue, snaps fingers and points* Ciao babe!

~ Ka

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 03-25-2008, 01:59 AM

Gorn loved to think about all those orcs he butchered.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 03-25-2008, 04:21 AM

"Use the Colgate toothpaste. Approved by 9 of 10 Rangers."

OR

Aragorn's first meeting with Arwen was not actually that simple as depicted in the books, his attempts to ball Arwen were quite silly. This photo shows him about two seconds before Arwen smacked him to his face.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-25-2008, 04:27 AM

Aragorn's worrying reaction made Gandalf never uncloak again.

THE Ka · 03-27-2008, 01:09 PM

Despite better judgement, Aragorn couldn't help showing off his teeth after brushing them in Galadriel's mirror.

Gwathagor · 03-27-2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Aragorn's worrying reaction made Gandalf never uncloak again.

HAAAAA!!!

Gwathagor · 03-27-2008, 09:30 PM

ARAGORN: "Available!"

Valesse · 03-28-2008, 12:45 PM

Aragorn poses for a personal ad in The 'Downer:

84 y/o Ranger from Rivendell looking for his elven princess.
Must enjoy manly stubble, pseudonyms and 'the natural' look.
I enjoy long walks in the Riddermark and collecting jewlery.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-28-2008, 01:09 PM

Aragorn's worrying reaction convinced his horse to never kiss him again.

OR

Aragorn put a pin on Gimli's seat.

The Elf-warrior · 03-28-2008, 10:50 PM

Aragorn couldn't help snickering after he replaced Legolas's shampoo with hair remover.

The Sixth Wizard · 04-04-2008, 05:31 AM

Aragorn after talking to this guy:

Yeah, dude, I like, totally know what you mean. The orcs were like, dude, man, and then the trolls were like, ROAR, and the place went all like, dark, and whoosh, and a kappoom, and fwoom, and like WOW man it was totally radical...

mormegil · 04-04-2008, 10:49 PM

Aragorn speaking to Merry: Dude, thanks for that pipe weed.

Eönwë · 04-05-2008, 03:17 AM

Aragorn about to uncloak

Oddwen · 04-05-2008, 09:30 AM

Aragorn: Man, I have never felt so wonderful.
Elrond: I would feel just as wonderful if you were wearing pants.

Eönwë · 04-06-2008, 02:17 AM

Aragorn: Because you're worth it

Rune Son of Bjarne · 04-06-2008, 05:43 AM

They say some psychopaths smile as they kill.

Oddwen · 04-09-2008, 10:01 PM

Aragorn: I love gazing at myself in a mirror...I'm so handsome and distinguished looking.
Pippin: Why are you looking at me like that?

Or...

Aragorn: My wedding day! The happiest day of my life!
Pippin: Why are you looking at me like that?

Or...

Aragorn: At long last, the One Ring has been destroyed! Frodo, the world cannot thank you enough!
Pippin: Why are you looking at me like that?

Or...

Aragorn: I love what toothpaste does for my teeth. Thanks for recommending it to me, Pippin!
Pippin: Legolas! I found who's been smoking your shampoo!

Oddwen · 04-09-2008, 10:06 PM

B: A LotR fan radio drama is being made? I am so there!

Or...

Boromir was always told about the strange things Elves used for seats. He was told that Elves are very, very sensitive about their cultural traditions, and woe unto the mortal who mocked them. Still, he couldn't keep this look off of his face as he sat down, or as Elrond asked him why he had sat on the refreshment tray.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-10-2008, 04:51 AM

In the middle of a spell, Gandalf is about to sneeze; Boromir can't wait to see what happens...

OR

Elrond: Well, this council has been going on for some time now. Who's up for some Pizza?

Boromir: Yeah!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-10-2008, 08:03 AM

"Don't worry lads, Boromir brought the cookies along. Right?"

Gwathagor · 04-10-2008, 09:53 AM

Boromir: "Frodo? Who's Frodo? What Ring?"

OR

Gandalf: "Dahkness took me..."

Boromir: "...you don't have to be so gleeful about it."

("dahk" being a slang term of Elvish vulgarity)

The Only Real Estel · 04-13-2008, 03:16 PM

And with one mistake, Boromir suddenly realizes sword-swallowing isn't the safest of professions.

Oddwen · 04-13-2008, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

And with one mistake, Boromir suddenly realizes sword-swallowing isn't the safest of professions.

Neither is being on the bottom of a cheerleading pyramid, apparently.

The Sixth Wizard · 04-14-2008, 12:52 AM

Elrond: And that's when we march into the heart of Enemy controlled land with the only thing that could really tick him off!

Boromir: I hope that's the apple pie I just sat in...

Mithalwen · 04-14-2008, 02:14 PM

Boromir remembers where he left his horse.

mormegil · 04-15-2008, 08:05 AM

Arwen: Boromir, did you sit on my apple pie?

Boromir: I sure hope so.

Holbytlass · 04-16-2008, 04:04 AM

Boromir is blinded by Aragorn's(last pic) teeth.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-17-2008, 02:16 AM

The real reason Minas Trith burned: Bormir left the iron on...

Eönwë · 04-20-2008, 04:30 AM

Boromir: Why did I tell Legolas that sword-swallowing was a good idea?

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-21-2008, 03:50 PM

Boromir attempts to break the awkward silence caused by Gandalf pointing out Elrond's fly was open.

B: Scrabble anyone?

The Elf-warrior · 04-21-2008, 05:29 PM

Boromir couldn't shake the suspicion that Legolas was trying to beg, borrow, or steal Elrond's Ring of Power on behalf of his father.

Eönwë · 04-22-2008, 01:50 PM

Boromir is upset that people are making assumptions of him just because of one picture.

Eönwë · 04-22-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holbytlass

Boromir is blinded by Aragorn's(last pic) teeth.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Aragorn's worrying reaction made Gandalf never uncloak again.

or maybe:

Boromir after he saw Aragorn's reaction (last pic) to him uncloaking.

Valesse · 04-22-2008, 08:47 PM

Then somewhere far in the distance the campy stylings of the 1980s could be heard. Boromir, son of Denethor, knew that it was indeed his time in the sun.

OR

Boromir: But... but he has his nose!
Elrond: *sigh* It's only his thumb, Boromir.

Holbytlass · 04-23-2008, 06:30 AM

Boromir looking at Oddwen's avatar: I think I'm in love

Morthoron · 04-23-2008, 07:38 PM

Ummm...Arwen...I am indeed happy to see you...but that really is the Horn of Gondor in my pocket.

Eönwë · 04-24-2008, 02:37 AM

Boromir looking at aragorn in the last pic, who's saying: I have the real horn of Gondor.

THE Ka · 04-24-2008, 08:58 PM

Gandalf: Again?! You have to be joking, last week it was only a dime!

Guard 1: Hey, hey, until you cut down on your sporatic and spontaneous 'dramatic entrance' scenes you're going to have to foot the bill...

Guard 2: Oh, don't forget the additional 'uncloaking within upper city limits' tax too...

Gandalf: *mumble* I'll show you uncloaked... *mumble*

Gwathagor · 04-24-2008, 09:12 PM

Guard: Heeey Gandalf, give me five, brother!

Other Guard (under his breath): Suck up...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-25-2008, 03:38 AM

Gandalf: Okay, here are the keys. Make sure you LOCK the door. I don't want to come back and find some one's stolen Minas Tirith AGAIN!

OR

Gandalf: I've been using moisturizer... can you tell?

Guard: ... And just when I thought wouldn't need therapy anymore...

03-25-2008, 12:45 AM	#12841
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Aragorn tries an alternative method of reclaiming the throne by 'dazzling' the people of Minas Tirith... Aragorn: clicks tongue, snaps fingers and points Ciao babe! ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-25-2008, 01:59 AM	#12842
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Gorn loved to think about all those orcs he butchered. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 03-25-2008 at 02:00 AM. Reason: Made funnier

03-25-2008, 04:21 AM	#12843
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,606	"Use the Colgate toothpaste. Approved by 9 of 10 Rangers." OR Aragorn's first meeting with Arwen was not actually that simple as depicted in the books, his attempts to ball Arwen were quite silly. This photo shows him about two seconds before Arwen smacked him to his face. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

03-25-2008, 04:27 AM	#12844
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Aragorn's worrying reaction made Gandalf never uncloak again. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-27-2008, 01:09 PM	#12845
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Despite better judgement, Aragorn couldn't help showing off his teeth after brushing them in Galadriel's mirror. __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

03-27-2008, 09:30 PM	#12847
Gwathagor Shade with a Blade Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: A Rainy Night In Soho Posts: 2,613	ARAGORN: "Available!" __________________ Stories and songs.

03-28-2008, 12:45 PM	#12848
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Aragorn poses for a personal ad in The 'Downer: 84 y/o Ranger from Rivendell looking for his elven princess. Must enjoy manly stubble, pseudonyms and 'the natural' look. I enjoy long walks in the Riddermark and collecting jewlery. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

03-28-2008, 01:09 PM	#12849
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Aragorn's worrying reaction convinced his horse to never kiss him again. OR Aragorn put a pin on Gimli's seat. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-28-2008, 10:50 PM	#12850
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Aragorn couldn't help snickering after he replaced Legolas's shampoo with hair remover. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-04-2008, 05:31 AM	#12851
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 495	Aragorn after talking to this guy: Yeah, dude, I like, totally know what you mean. The orcs were like, dude, man, and then the trolls were like, ROAR, and the place went all like, dark, and whoosh, and a kappoom, and fwoom, and like WOW man it was totally radical...

04-04-2008, 10:49 PM	#12852
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Aragorn speaking to Merry: Dude, thanks for that pipe weed. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

04-05-2008, 03:17 AM	#12853
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Aragorn about to uncloak __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

04-05-2008, 09:30 AM	#12854
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Aragorn: Man, I have never felt so wonderful. Elrond: I would feel just as wonderful if you were wearing pants. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-06-2008, 02:17 AM	#12855
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Aragorn: Because you're worth it __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

04-09-2008, 10:01 PM	#12857
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Aragorn: I love gazing at myself in a mirror...I'm so handsome and distinguished looking. Pippin: Why are you looking at me like that? Or... Aragorn: My wedding day! The happiest day of my life! Pippin: Why are you looking at me like that? Or... Aragorn: At long last, the One Ring has been destroyed! Frodo, the world cannot thank you enough! Pippin: Why are you looking at me like that? Or... Aragorn: I love what toothpaste does for my teeth. Thanks for recommending it to me, Pippin! Pippin: Legolas! I found who's been smoking your shampoo! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-09-2008, 10:06 PM	#12858
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	B: A LotR fan radio drama is being made? I am so there! Or... Boromir was always told about the strange things Elves used for seats. He was told that Elves are very, very sensitive about their cultural traditions, and woe unto the mortal who mocked them. Still, he couldn't keep this look off of his face as he sat down, or as Elrond asked him why he had sat on the refreshment tray. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-10-2008, 04:51 AM	#12859
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	In the middle of a spell, Gandalf is about to sneeze; Boromir can't wait to see what happens... OR Elrond: Well, this council has been going on for some time now. Who's up for some Pizza? Boromir: Yeah! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-10-2008, 08:03 AM	#12860
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	"Don't worry lads, Boromir brought the cookies along. Right?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-10-2008, 09:53 AM	#12861
Gwathagor Shade with a Blade Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: A Rainy Night In Soho Posts: 2,613	Boromir: "Frodo? Who's Frodo? What Ring?" OR Gandalf: "Dahkness took me..." Boromir: "...you don't have to be so gleeful about it." ("dahk" being a slang term of Elvish vulgarity) __________________ Stories and songs.

04-13-2008, 03:16 PM	#12862
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	And with one mistake, Boromir suddenly realizes sword-swallowing isn't the safest of professions.

04-14-2008, 12:52 AM	#12864
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 495	Elrond: And that's when we march into the heart of Enemy controlled land with the only thing that could really tick him off! Boromir: I hope that's the apple pie I just sat in...

04-14-2008, 02:14 PM	#12865
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Boromir remembers where he left his horse. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-15-2008, 08:05 AM	#12866
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Arwen: Boromir, did you sit on my apple pie? Boromir: I sure hope so. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

04-16-2008, 04:04 AM	#12867
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Boromir is blinded by Aragorn's(last pic) teeth. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

04-17-2008, 02:16 AM	#12868
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	The real reason Minas Trith burned: Bormir left the iron on... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-20-2008, 04:30 AM	#12869
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Boromir: Why did I tell Legolas that sword-swallowing was a good idea? __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

04-21-2008, 03:50 PM	#12870
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Boromir attempts to break the awkward silence caused by Gandalf pointing out Elrond's fly was open. B: Scrabble anyone? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-21-2008, 05:29 PM	#12871
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Boromir couldn't shake the suspicion that Legolas was trying to beg, borrow, or steal Elrond's Ring of Power on behalf of his father. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-22-2008, 01:50 PM	#12872
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Boromir is upset that people are making assumptions of him just because of one picture. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

04-22-2008, 08:47 PM	#12874
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Then somewhere far in the distance the campy stylings of the 1980s could be heard. Boromir, son of Denethor, knew that it was indeed his time in the sun. OR Boromir: But... but he has his nose! Elrond: sigh It's only his thumb, Boromir. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

04-23-2008, 06:30 AM	#12875
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Boromir looking at Oddwen's avatar: I think I'm in love __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

04-23-2008, 07:38 PM	#12876
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,528	Ummm...Arwen...I am indeed happy to see you...but that really is the Horn of Gondor in my pocket. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

04-24-2008, 02:37 AM	#12877
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Boromir looking at aragorn in the last pic, who's saying: I have the real horn of Gondor. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

04-24-2008, 08:58 PM	#12878
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Gandalf: Again?! You have to be joking, last week it was only a dime! Guard 1: Hey, hey, until you cut down on your sporatic and spontaneous 'dramatic entrance' scenes you're going to have to foot the bill... Guard 2: Oh, don't forget the additional 'uncloaking within upper city limits' tax too... Gandalf: mumble I'll show you uncloaked... mumble __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-24-2008, 09:12 PM	#12879
Gwathagor Shade with a Blade Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: A Rainy Night In Soho Posts: 2,613	Guard: Heeey Gandalf, give me five, brother! Other Guard (under his breath): Suck up... __________________ Stories and songs.