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...That would have happened in stages of the journey...
1) Bilbo's party
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: In a box with a fox
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Bilbo could have put on the ring and NOT disapeared.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mithlond
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When Frodo pushes Sam towards Rosie, Rosie steps away from him, allowing Sam to fall on his face.
Awwwww, I would feel so bad for him! ![]()
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Merry and Pippin could light the fireworks and they wouldn't go off. Or the fireworks COULD explode, and one of them could catch on fire and run around screaming.
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Dragon firwork misfires -> sets Gandalf's wagon on fire -> big explosion.
Owie.
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The dragon could have been real! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22 |
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Join Date: May 2002
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Bilbo gets up to make his speech and trips on the chair. He quickly puts the ring on and disappears to run away from the histerical laughs of the fellow Hobbits.
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Arwen accidentally gets the water to come rushing at her. But then Frodo would drown... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22 |
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the nazgul trip over thier robes
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Gandalf accidently catches his enormous beard on fire when lighting fireworks...
Tee Hee [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~LUV YA ALL~ TolkienGurl [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Rivendell
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Gandalf, wile bending down to inspect a fire acidently sets his HUGE eyebrows (Not that I have anything aginst ginatic eyebrows...Actually, I like em) on fire and stafrts runnning around, screaming like a banshee, runs to the nearest town and dunks his head in a horse troth.
When Frodo jumps up on the table in the Pranceing Poney trying to distract the people from Pippin, Strider takes out a pair of sizzors and cuts his belt and his pants falls down. ...Why is all My stuff hopelessly lame??? [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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...Legolas falls through the some-odd feet of snow.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
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*The Nazgûl come up to the top of Amon Sûl, scaring the crap out of the hobbits, when one of them trips and falls, grabs onto another wraith, who falls with him, knocking down the guy next to him, who pulls the one next to him down with him, while the hobbits stand there looking confused.* [ September 29, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings. |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: The Cliffs of Insanity
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On Weathertop, Aragorn comes rushing in to save the day, hurls his flaming brand at the last of the Nazgul... and misses.
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Wight
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Arwen finds out that you need a RING to control the river and arrives at Rivendell chased by nine p.o.ed Ringwraths.
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Rivendell
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*Just as Elrond's announceing the Fellowship, You hear a passing of whind*
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thulcandra
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um... we're at bilbo party, people.
Gandalf's little lighting effect goes wrong, as soon as they recover from the flash the hobbits see a very burnt hobbit about to put on a ring [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror
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Gandalf lights one of his fireworks and instead of being a brilliant display of beaauty, it turns into little stars which display a rude word.
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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*a firework explodes and a large tent collapses on top of the crowd, burying them*
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world
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No one has stated the most obvious thing: running out of food and/or ale [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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If what is the movie Bilbo trips and he lands face first into his large cake. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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The people carrying the cake trip, and the cake smashes into Otho and Lobelia Sackville-Baggins' face.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Um, Frodo runs to hobbit-hole after Bilbo disappears, and bangs straight into the invisible Bilbo making his escape.
My stuff is really lame, I think I'll go and sit in a dark corner somewhere and gather inspiration... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [ May 27, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]
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What if the giant cake with 111 candles melted to the ground. Those would be very sad/hungry hobbits!
And at the Council of Elrond: If Elrond said, "Greetings, strangers from distant lands, friends of old. The Matrix has you all. None can escape this fate, this one DOOM. You will unite or you will fall." (or something to that effect)
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When Bilbo and Frodo hide from Loto (It's on the extened version) Loto acctually looks propaly and sees them.
When the hobbit complains that his name is acctually proudfeet he accidently says proudfoots again. I do this all the time [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] But not with Proudfeet/ foots
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