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bilbo_baggins · 11-08-2005, 11:13 AM

Fortunately, his sons were still around to say really cheesy council lines and to invite dark rulers over for tea, continuing the heritage.

Meneltarmacil · 11-08-2005, 11:25 AM

Unfortunately, a bear ate them.

bilbo_baggins · 11-08-2005, 11:27 AM

Fortunately, their sister was already married and getting busy, so the Elven breeding rights were secured.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-08-2005, 11:30 AM

Unfortunately, the Elf blood in Arwen and Aragorn was so weak, they had little chance of bearing an elf.

Maeggaladiel · 11-08-2005, 11:32 AM

Fortunately, they were both willing to adopt elven children from the nearby orphanage.

bilbo_baggins · 11-08-2005, 11:33 AM

Unfortunately, ME adoption laws are tedious and require 10 years of waiting.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-08-2005, 11:34 AM

Unfortunately, the orphaned elves were really orcs who had recently undergone *expensive* plastic surgery

[EDIT]Opps. Lol. go with bilbo's

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2005, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bilbo_baggins

Unfortunately, ME adoption laws are tedious and require 10 years of waiting.

Fortunately, elves did not count years and so had no idea of how long 10 years actually was.

Meneltarmacil · 11-08-2005, 12:24 PM

Unfortunately, 10 years to them was actually about 100,000 years.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2005, 12:26 PM

Fortunately, they had better things to do with their time and so gave the child up.

bilbo_baggins · 11-08-2005, 12:38 PM

Unfortunately, they decided to fritter away their newfound time by drinking whiskey and smoking excessive amounts of pipeweed, instead of taking care of the new kingdom of Gondor.

Meneltarmacil · 11-08-2005, 01:04 PM

Fortunately, Faramir led a revolution and took over Gondor, which he controlled much more responsibly.

Boromir88 · 11-08-2005, 01:34 PM

Unfortunately Boromir rose from the dead as a zombie and led fallen Gondorian zombie Brethren to usurp Faramir.

Meneltarmacil · 11-08-2005, 02:17 PM

Fortunately, Faramir had already sprayed zombie repellent all over Minas Tirith.

Boromir88 · 11-08-2005, 02:24 PM

Unfortunately, the Zombie repellent (though surprisingly worked), caused the whole city of Minas Tirith to crumble in ruins.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-08-2005, 03:51 PM

Fortunately, it had already been damaged in the war, so no one really noticed

Glirdan · 11-08-2005, 04:19 PM

Unfortunately, Aragorn did. He was, after all, the King.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-08-2005, 04:29 PM

Fortunately, 5 Petty-dwarves who had somhow lived in secret since the 1. age showed up and offerd to rebuild the city in two days

Meneltarmacil · 11-08-2005, 05:12 PM

Unfortunately, they turned it into a really tacky rip-off of what it was supposed to be.

Eonwe · 11-08-2005, 07:00 PM

Fortunatly, Aragorn cried out to Gimli:

"My city is in ruins cuz some dude lead a revolution and had to spray acid on teh walls, then some petty dwarves rebuilt it using that cheap fake rock stuff that you find in museums, and now I just don't know what to do!!!"

Gimli said, "no problemo. i swear never to eat again untill i rebuild minas tirith teh right way!!!" this shows how much he meant it.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-08-2005, 07:10 PM

Unfortunately, Gimli lied, therfor he became the fatest dwarf in ME and Minas Tirith remained a tacky rip-off.

Eonwe · 11-08-2005, 07:34 PM

Fortuantely, Aragorn ran him through (and the fat closed over teh balde. anyone know where that's from?

) for the gross outrage of lying to the king. He then hired some contractors from mirkwood to set things to rights.

Glirdan · 11-08-2005, 08:44 PM

Unfortunately, they were spiders.

Gil-Galad · 11-08-2005, 08:52 PM

Fortunately those spiders blew up and spider guts were everywhere

The Elf-warrior · 11-08-2005, 09:21 PM

Unfortunately Martha Steward was hired to rebuild Minas Tirith.

Glirdan · 11-08-2005, 09:25 PM

Fortunately, she got chucked into jail for fraud just before she started work.

The Elf-warrior · 11-08-2005, 09:41 PM

Unfortunately the Witch-King found the Silmaril.

Gil-Galad · 11-08-2005, 10:33 PM

Fortunately the W-K turned good and borught Prosperity to Middle Earth

The 1,000 Reader · 11-09-2005, 12:42 AM

Unfortunately, Maglor finally left his beach and sued the Witch-King for theft.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2005, 12:56 AM

Fortunately, the Witch King had the best legal team in all of Middle Earth and so was able to sue Maglor for grievous bodily harm, even though it never happened.

Eonwe · 11-09-2005, 07:56 AM

Unfortunetly, Tulkas laughed as he threw the witch-king defense team into the void! and then he came back for some more, cuz he's NEVER MENTIONED HERE!!! (

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Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2005, 09:18 AM

Fortunately, as he is never mentioned here, that makes the last post invalid.

Oh, and in the next room, Gandalf uncloaked in front of the judge and was sent to prison for making a judge go; "Waah!"

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-09-2005, 11:27 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf was now late for his appointment to save the world, again.

Maeggaladiel · 11-09-2005, 12:16 PM

Fortunately, Legolas still had enough arrows to cover for him until he arrived.

Eonwe · 11-09-2005, 12:21 PM

Unforetunetly, he broke a nail. And cried. and teh tears fell on his bowsting, rendering it useless. (ps. i hate how unmanly i view legolas now! he used to be one of my favorite characters. curse you pj!

)

Meneltarmacil · 11-09-2005, 01:54 PM

Fortunately, a herd of hippopotami ran over all the bad guys.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-09-2005, 02:42 PM

Unfortuantely, the bad guys were really the good guys

Boromir88 · 11-09-2005, 04:06 PM

Fortunately, with all the good guys killed by the herd of Hippopatami, the bad guys had no one to rage war with and they lived amongst eachother peacefully.

Eonwe · 11-09-2005, 06:13 PM

unfortunately, taht is what thier leaders proclaimed. in reality, they stole all the good food and drink, lived in teh best houses, and got all the chicks, generally behaving much like what we find in Animal Farm.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-09-2005, 06:21 PM

Fortunately, no one had ever heard of Animal Farm and it was a gennerel acceptet fact that: Some people are more equal than others !

11-08-2005, 11:13 AM	#2241
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Fortunately, his sons were still around to say really cheesy council lines and to invite dark rulers over for tea, continuing the heritage. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

11-08-2005, 11:25 AM	#2242
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, a bear ate them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-08-2005, 11:27 AM	#2243
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Fortunately, their sister was already married and getting busy, so the Elven breeding rights were secured. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

11-08-2005, 11:30 AM	#2244
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately, the Elf blood in Arwen and Aragorn was so weak, they had little chance of bearing an elf. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-08-2005, 11:32 AM	#2245
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Fortunately, they were both willing to adopt elven children from the nearby orphanage. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-08-2005, 11:33 AM	#2246
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Unfortunately, ME adoption laws are tedious and require 10 years of waiting. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

11-08-2005, 11:34 AM	#2247
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately, the orphaned elves were really orcs who had recently undergone expensive plastic surgery [EDIT]Opps. Lol. go with bilbo's __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-08-2005, 12:24 PM	#2249
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, 10 years to them was actually about 100,000 years. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-08-2005, 12:26 PM	#2250
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they had better things to do with their time and so gave the child up. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-08-2005, 12:38 PM	#2251
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Unfortunately, they decided to fritter away their newfound time by drinking whiskey and smoking excessive amounts of pipeweed, instead of taking care of the new kingdom of Gondor. __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

11-08-2005, 01:04 PM	#2252
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Faramir led a revolution and took over Gondor, which he controlled much more responsibly. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-08-2005, 01:34 PM	#2253
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately Boromir rose from the dead as a zombie and led fallen Gondorian zombie Brethren to usurp Faramir. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-08-2005, 02:17 PM	#2254
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Faramir had already sprayed zombie repellent all over Minas Tirith. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-08-2005, 02:24 PM	#2255
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately, the Zombie repellent (though surprisingly worked), caused the whole city of Minas Tirith to crumble in ruins. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-08-2005, 03:51 PM	#2256
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Fortunately, it had already been damaged in the war, so no one really noticed __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art Last edited by ElentariGreenleaf; 11-08-2005 at 04:02 PM.

11-08-2005, 04:19 PM	#2257
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Aragorn did. He was, after all, the King. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-08-2005, 05:12 PM	#2259
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they turned it into a really tacky rip-off of what it was supposed to be. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-08-2005, 07:00 PM	#2260
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatly, Aragorn cried out to Gimli: "My city is in ruins cuz some dude lead a revolution and had to spray acid on teh walls, then some petty dwarves rebuilt it using that cheap fake rock stuff that you find in museums, and now I just don't know what to do!!!" Gimli said, "no problemo. i swear never to eat again untill i rebuild minas tirith teh right way!!!" this shows how much he meant it. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-08-2005, 07:34 PM	#2262
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortuantely, Aragorn ran him through (and the fat closed over teh balde. anyone know where that's from? ) for the gross outrage of lying to the king. He then hired some contractors from mirkwood to set things to rights. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-08-2005, 08:44 PM	#2263
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, they were spiders. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-08-2005, 08:52 PM	#2264
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately those spiders blew up and spider guts were everywhere __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-08-2005, 09:21 PM	#2265
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Martha Steward was hired to rebuild Minas Tirith. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-08-2005, 09:25 PM	#2266
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, she got chucked into jail for fraud just before she started work. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-08-2005, 09:41 PM	#2267
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Witch-King found the Silmaril. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-08-2005, 10:33 PM	#2268
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately the W-K turned good and borught Prosperity to Middle Earth __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-09-2005, 12:42 AM	#2269
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Maglor finally left his beach and sued the Witch-King for theft. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-09-2005, 12:56 AM	#2270
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the Witch King had the best legal team in all of Middle Earth and so was able to sue Maglor for grievous bodily harm, even though it never happened. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-09-2005, 07:56 AM	#2271
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunetly, Tulkas laughed as he threw the witch-king defense team into the void! and then he came back for some more, cuz he's NEVER MENTIONED HERE!!! ( ) __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-09-2005, 09:18 AM	#2272
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, as he is never mentioned here, that makes the last post invalid. Oh, and in the next room, Gandalf uncloaked in front of the judge and was sent to prison for making a judge go; "Waah!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-09-2005, 11:27 AM	#2273
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately, Gandalf was now late for his appointment to save the world, again. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-09-2005, 12:16 PM	#2274
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Fortunately, Legolas still had enough arrows to cover for him until he arrived. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-09-2005, 12:21 PM	#2275
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unforetunetly, he broke a nail. And cried. and teh tears fell on his bowsting, rendering it useless. (ps. i hate how unmanly i view legolas now! he used to be one of my favorite characters. curse you pj! ) __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-09-2005, 01:54 PM	#2276
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, a herd of hippopotami ran over all the bad guys. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-09-2005, 02:42 PM	#2277
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortuantely, the bad guys were really the good guys __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-09-2005, 04:06 PM	#2278
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately, with all the good guys killed by the herd of Hippopatami, the bad guys had no one to rage war with and they lived amongst eachother peacefully. __________________ Fenris Penguin