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Glirdan · 09-17-2010, 07:37 AM

Butterbur: Oh I am sooooooo sorry, I didn't think you two were...together....

Sam: That's what they all say.....

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-17-2010, 07:46 AM

Sam: "Wow!"
Barliman: "Yeah, Galadriel really takes seriously
defending her Prancing Pony pole dancing title."

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 09-18-2010, 07:26 AM

David Weatherley: "'Uh oh, here comes Peter. This is the last time I'm going to sneak you two a doner kebab while the cameras are rolling."

Parmastahir · 09-19-2010, 08:10 PM

Barliman: "Try out these binoculars, Master Underhill. But be careful! You may see more than you wish."

Frodo: "Stop stealing Galadriel's lines!"

Kuruharan · 09-23-2010, 07:27 AM

Butterbur: What do you think that strange man with the odd metal box is doing..? Its like the box is staring at me with its one eye...

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-23-2010, 08:16 AM

Butterbur is stopped in his tracks when Bob and Nob start kicking the living heck out of Bill Furney for suggesting that their names were made up as a joke.

Morthoron · 09-23-2010, 09:50 AM

Butterbur has the sudden, sinking feeling that serving "Nob 'n' Bob Pie" to Frodo may well be considered an act of cannibalism.

Parmastahir · 09-26-2010, 06:46 AM

Butterbur: "I thought you said, 'Frog without legs.' "

Frodo: "No, I wanted frog's legs."

Folwren · 09-28-2010, 10:37 AM

Butterbur: You didn't see it? It was like two shiny eyes peering through the window, right at you!

Frodo: There's nothing there, Mr. Butterbur.

Sam: I think he's just trying to scare us with some local ghost story.

Glirdan · 09-28-2010, 11:09 AM

Frodo: Thank you for letting us stay here again Mr. Butterbur.

Butterbur: NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!

Sam: He got into the ale again, didn't he.....

Oddwen · 09-28-2010, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Folwren

Butterbur: You didn't see it? It was like two shiny eyes peering through the window, right at you!

Frodo: There's nothing there, Mr. Butterbur.

Sam: I think he's just trying to scare us with some local ghost story.

Butterbur: And then they will sneak into your rooms, and stab you in your beds! Wooooooo!

Frodo: This is getting annoying. Let's find another establishment.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-02-2010, 03:20 PM

Butterbur: Oh that? That's the new picture!

Tolkien: You silly Gandalf! That's not what I meant by 'uncloaking'.

OR

Tolkien: A tree? Creeping up behind me? Don't be absurd!

Inziladun · 10-02-2010, 05:56 PM

"If one more person walks by me and yells 'Frodo lives', I'm opening a can of ring a dong dillo on 'em."

Loslote · 10-02-2010, 11:32 PM

Tolkien: Lord of the Rings 2: Revenge of the Uruk? Don't be ridiculus.

Morthoron · 10-03-2010, 12:46 AM

"See? If I stand just so, it looks like the tree branch is going in one ear, through my head, and clean out the other ear! Jolly good, eh what?"

Glirdan · 10-03-2010, 03:57 PM

"I will not discuss with you whether or not Balrog's have wings!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-03-2010, 04:02 PM

Tolkien: Sorry, your idea about talking trees and a lidless eye of fire does not interest me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the patent office...

narfforc · 10-04-2010, 03:07 AM

Tolkien:-So I am asking you to donate just £3 a month to Ent-aid. This will enable old Ents like Bagolard behind me, to get a new electric-wheelchair and throw away those awful crutches.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 10-04-2010, 07:37 AM

"What did you say you have in that bag? Baggins? Bless me, I would never have thought that you can use information I put in my books to actually track him... ha, ha! So it happens. Well, enjoy, mister Khamul..."

Parmastahir · 10-07-2010, 07:43 PM

"Well, I would have buttoned up against this unpleasant weather. But I could not find my top button, you see. What's that? You do see? What the devil do you mean by that?"

Galadriel55 · 11-15-2010, 09:08 PM

Tolkien: Don't you argue with me that Entwives still walk freely all over the place!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-16-2010, 07:45 AM

Wanted For Questioning Over Identity Of "bombadil" Suspect.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-16-2010, 09:07 AM

"You should have seen the first draft, man - nothing but girls and weed. But they made me change it, as if hairy midgets would sell better..."

The Only Real Estel · 11-30-2010, 11:57 AM

"Really, Alan? 'Carlos' is the best name you could come up with?"

Parmastahir · 12-14-2010, 06:05 PM

We need a new picture! I'll put an Etchasketch image up of Gandalf uncloaking if I don't see one soon!

Please?

Galadriel55 · 12-14-2010, 06:42 PM

We definitely need a new picture!!! I tried to post one, but my computer won't cooperate with me.

narfforc · 12-16-2010, 08:37 AM

Here is a picture of The Dark Lord painting my cellar black with the light off.

.

Morthoron · 12-16-2010, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by narfforc

Here is a picture of The Dark Lord painting my cellar black with the light off.

Ummm....Gandalf....please tell me that was just your wizard's staff.

Galadriel55 · 12-16-2010, 04:15 PM

"Time to call Smaug in to help, don't you think?"

Parmastahir · 12-18-2010, 05:02 PM

Artist: "Behold, my latest creation."

Patron (seemingly confused): "What do you call it?"

Artist: "Cow eating grass."

Patron (now confused); "Where's the grass?"

Artist: "The cow ate it all."

Patron (now totally confused): "Where's the cow?"

Artist: "Why would the cow stay around if the grass is all gone?"

(You know we're desperate for a new picture if we start commenting on black!)

Loslote · 12-18-2010, 05:15 PM

Frodo: Sam! Sam! I can't see!

Sam: Open your eyes.

Frodo: Oh.

Inziladun · 12-18-2010, 05:45 PM

The Mordor citizenry thought Sauron had taken his idea of a "second Darkness" a little too far.

Galadriel55 · 12-18-2010, 08:25 PM

Meadhros: Maglor, where's the light switch?
Maglor: It's everlasting darkness we're in, dude!

OR

Nob: He's back, sir, he's back!
Butterbur: Oh is he? I'll show 'im!
*goes to his cellar*
Butterbur: And what would you be doing here, Master Sauron?
Sauron: Can't you see?
Butterbur: Er........how???

OR

Frodo (holding the phial of Galadriel): Why isn't this working? It's supposed to light up!
Sam: Maybe we should change the batteries...

OR

Legolas: what happened? Why can't I see the new picture?
Aragorn: You're just getting old, pal!

Glirdan · 12-19-2010, 12:18 PM

None of the Fellowship thought Gandalf's game of hide and seek in Moria was very fun...

or

Sam: Rosie!! Rosie!! I think I've gone blind!!

Rosie: Take off your blindfold idiot!!

or

Denethor was very confused when the guards turned out the lights on his pyre of doom.

or

Peter Jackson: WHERE ARE ALL MY ACTORS!?

Elijah: We're right here!!

PJ: Where!?

Sean: Right in front of you!!

Ian: I told him that the black screen in FRONT of the actors was a bad idea

Galadriel55 · 12-19-2010, 01:16 PM

Surprisingly, a black screen can have so many hilarious captions!

voice from off stage: Sam? Rosie? *suspiciously* What are you two up to?

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-19-2010, 03:24 PM

The only known photograph of Radagast the Brown uncloaked...

Galadriel55 · 12-19-2010, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

The only known photograph of Radagast the Brown uncloaked...

How about "the only known photograph of Sauron the Black uncloaked"?

The Elf-warrior · 12-19-2010, 09:18 PM

The Black Gate of Mordor.

Galadriel55 · 12-19-2010, 10:59 PM

Welcome to Barad Dur! Hope you enjoy the view!

***

Sauron's idea of a perfect day

narfforc · 12-19-2010, 11:01 PM

The Barad-dur bathroom in a blackout.

09-17-2010, 07:37 AM	#13521
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Butterbur: Oh I am sooooooo sorry, I didn't think you two were...together.... Sam: That's what they all say..... __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-17-2010, 07:46 AM	#13522
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Sam: "Wow!" Barliman: "Yeah, Galadriel really takes seriously defending her Prancing Pony pole dancing title." __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-18-2010, 07:26 AM	#13523
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	David Weatherley: "'Uh oh, here comes Peter. This is the last time I'm going to sneak you two a doner kebab while the cameras are rolling." __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

09-19-2010, 08:10 PM	#13524
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	You Might Not Want to Improve Your Vision Barliman: "Try out these binoculars, Master Underhill. But be careful! You may see more than you wish." Frodo: "Stop stealing Galadriel's lines!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

09-23-2010, 07:27 AM	#13525
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,685	Butterbur: What do you think that strange man with the odd metal box is doing..? Its like the box is staring at me with its one eye... __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

09-23-2010, 08:16 AM	#13526
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Butterbur is stopped in his tracks when Bob and Nob start kicking the living heck out of Bill Furney for suggesting that their names were made up as a joke. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-23-2010, 09:50 AM	#13527
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,528	Butterbur has the sudden, sinking feeling that serving "Nob 'n' Bob Pie" to Frodo may well be considered an act of cannibalism. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

09-26-2010, 06:46 AM	#13528
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	"It's a little hard to hear in here, Master . . ." Butterbur: "I thought you said, 'Frog without legs.' " Frodo: "No, I wanted frog's legs." __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

09-28-2010, 10:37 AM	#13529
Folwren Messenger of Hope Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a tiny, insignificant little town in one of the many States. Posts: 5,228	Butterbur: You didn't see it? It was like two shiny eyes peering through the window, right at you! Frodo: There's nothing there, Mr. Butterbur. Sam: I think he's just trying to scare us with some local ghost story. __________________ A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C.S. Lewis

09-28-2010, 11:09 AM	#13530
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Frodo: Thank you for letting us stay here again Mr. Butterbur. Butterbur: NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!! Sam: He got into the ale again, didn't he..... __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-02-2010, 03:20 PM	#13532
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Butterbur: Oh that? That's the new picture! Tolkien: You silly Gandalf! That's not what I meant by 'uncloaking'. OR Tolkien: A tree? Creeping up behind me? Don't be absurd! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-02-2010, 05:56 PM	#13533
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,058	"If one more person walks by me and yells 'Frodo lives', I'm opening a can of ring a dong dillo on 'em." __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-02-2010, 11:32 PM	#13534
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	Tolkien: Lord of the Rings 2: Revenge of the Uruk? Don't be ridiculus. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

10-03-2010, 12:46 AM	#13535
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,528	"See? If I stand just so, it looks like the tree branch is going in one ear, through my head, and clean out the other ear! Jolly good, eh what?" __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

10-03-2010, 03:57 PM	#13536
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	"I will not discuss with you whether or not Balrog's have wings!" __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-03-2010, 04:02 PM	#13537
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Tolkien: Sorry, your idea about talking trees and a lidless eye of fire does not interest me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the patent office... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-04-2010, 03:07 AM	#13538
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Tolkien:-So I am asking you to donate just £3 a month to Ent-aid. This will enable old Ents like Bagolard behind me, to get a new electric-wheelchair and throw away those awful crutches. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

10-04-2010, 07:37 AM	#13539
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,606	"What did you say you have in that bag? Baggins? Bless me, I would never have thought that you can use information I put in my books to actually track him... ha, ha! So it happens. Well, enjoy, mister Khamul..." __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

10-07-2010, 07:43 PM	#13540
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	What's wrong with this picture? "Well, I would have buttoned up against this unpleasant weather. But I could not find my top button, you see. What's that? You do see? What the devil do you mean by that?" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

11-15-2010, 09:08 PM	#13541
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,308	Tolkien: Don't you argue with me that Entwives still walk freely all over the place! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-16-2010, 07:45 AM	#13542
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Wanted For Questioning Over Identity Of "bombadil" Suspect. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-16-2010, 09:07 AM	#13543
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	"You should have seen the first draft, man - nothing but girls and weed. But they made me change it, as if hairy midgets would sell better..." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

11-30-2010, 11:57 AM	#13544
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	JRR would've made a better cameo than Mike Tyson... "Really, Alan? 'Carlos' is the best name you could come up with?"

12-14-2010, 06:05 PM	#13545
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Help! We need a new picture! I'll put an Etchasketch image up of Gandalf uncloaking if I don't see one soon! Please? __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

12-14-2010, 06:42 PM	#13546
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,308	We definitely need a new picture!!! I tried to post one, but my computer won't cooperate with me. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-16-2010, 08:37 AM	#13547
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Here is a picture of The Dark Lord painting my cellar black with the light off. . __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

12-16-2010, 04:15 PM	#13549
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,308	"Time to call Smaug in to help, don't you think?" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-18-2010, 05:02 PM	#13550
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Middle-earth Art Gallery Artist: "Behold, my latest creation." Patron (seemingly confused): "What do you call it?" Artist: "Cow eating grass." Patron (now confused); "Where's the grass?" Artist: "The cow ate it all." Patron (now totally confused): "Where's the cow?" Artist: "Why would the cow stay around if the grass is all gone?" (You know we're desperate for a new picture if we start commenting on black!) __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

12-18-2010, 05:15 PM	#13551
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,032	Frodo: Sam! Sam! I can't see! Sam: Open your eyes. Frodo: Oh. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

12-18-2010, 05:45 PM	#13552
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,058	The Mordor citizenry thought Sauron had taken his idea of a "second Darkness" a little too far. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

12-18-2010, 08:25 PM	#13553
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,308	Meadhros: Maglor, where's the light switch? Maglor: It's everlasting darkness we're in, dude! OR Nob: He's back, sir, he's back! Butterbur: Oh is he? I'll show 'im! goes to his cellar Butterbur: And what would you be doing here, Master Sauron? Sauron: Can't you see? Butterbur: Er........how??? OR Frodo (holding the phial of Galadriel): Why isn't this working? It's supposed to light up! Sam: Maybe we should change the batteries... OR Legolas: what happened? Why can't I see the new picture? Aragorn: You're just getting old, pal! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-19-2010, 12:18 PM	#13554
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	None of the Fellowship thought Gandalf's game of hide and seek in Moria was very fun... or Sam: Rosie!! Rosie!! I think I've gone blind!! Rosie: Take off your blindfold idiot!! or Denethor was very confused when the guards turned out the lights on his pyre of doom. or Peter Jackson: WHERE ARE ALL MY ACTORS!? Elijah: We're right here!! PJ: Where!? Sean: Right in front of you!! Ian: I told him that the black screen in FRONT of the actors was a bad idea __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-19-2010, 01:16 PM	#13555
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,308	Surprisingly, a black screen can have so many hilarious captions! voice from off stage: Sam? Rosie? suspiciously What are you two up to? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-19-2010, 03:24 PM	#13556
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	The only known photograph of Radagast the Brown uncloaked... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-19-2010, 09:18 PM	#13558
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The Black Gate of Mordor. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.