WWLXII: Dead Men Do Tell Tales

[Brinniel]

It was th' crack 'o dawn 'n th' corsair ship Grey Gaurhoth stood ready to set sail. Cap'n Black Death Brinn was th' first to come on deck; she examined her ship, admirin' its beauty. It had be too long since Brinn had last sailed 'n she was anxious to return to th' sea as she waited fer her crew to arrive.

It wasn't long before her first matey Shark Tooth Shasta appeared. Th' pair greeted each other wit' a brief "Arrrr," 'n Shasta took his position at Cap'n Brinn's side. Th' next to arrive was th' quartermaster Lommy th' Infected.
"You aren't infected wit' anythin' contagious, be ye?" Cap'n Brinn asked before she stepped on deck.
"Uhhh...nay," Lommy replied wit' hesitation.
"Very well then. Welcome aboard," Cap'n Brinn said wit' a grunt.

Th' Bosun Slippery McCabbie Dagger made his appearance plenty early, ready to yell at some scurvy dogs. Almost-Blind Nerwen, th' sea artist, stumbled aboard, her tattered eye patch askew to reveal an empty eye socket. As she approached th' cap'n, Brinn could see her remainin' eye was slightly milky.
"Don't worry," Nerwen reassured. "I don't need sight to navigate 'tis ship. I be knowin' th' seven seas like th' back 'o me hand."
Th' pilot Gangrenous Inziladun Jones followed Nerwen, hobblin' on a newly fitted peg leg.
"What happened?" Black Death Brinn asked, pointin' at th' peg leg.
"What do ye think happened?" Inziladun Jones answered bitterly.

Puffy Shirt Rikae, th' cabin boy (or rather, cabin girl), eagerly hopped on deck. "Here I be cap'n, ready to serve," she said.
"Hmm...you look a wee bit barnacle-covered to be cabin boy. What's ye age?" Cap'n Brinn asked curiously.
"Umm...thirteen?" came th' reply.
"Hmph, well ye better lay off th' spiced rum then lassie, because ye certainly don't look thirteen. Be off on then." 'N Puffy Shirt Rikae scurried away.
Next, Snifflin' Mac Sparrow, th' ship cooper, walked on deck too busy wit' his nose buried in a hankie to greet th' rest 'o th' crew. He walked past Brinn, mutterin' somethin' she could not understand, as his words were muffled by th' hankie.

Th' surgeon High-Pitched Annu brought her own saw onto th' ship.
"Ahoy cap'n," she squeaked. "Are me services needed yet?"
"Nay," Black Death Brinn replied. Glancin' over at th' crew, she continued, "but I'm sure it won't be long before I'm gunna."
Th' solo carpenter Legless Sally Dawkins followed Annu carryin' a similar saw. She stepped on deck wit' an unusual grace considerin' she had no legs.

Th' gunner Boromir th' Malformed arrived wit' a great scowl on his malformed face.
"Where's th' other gunner?" Cap'n Brinn asked.
Boromir shrugged, "I dunno. Probably off smokin' his pipe somewhere I'll bet, that swab." Boromir gave a growl, then went on to his business.
Th' piper Poop Deck Kath stepped on th' poop deck, her pipe in hand. She was followed by Whinin' Eomer Bonny who was busy explainin' to Kath how he came by his violin.

Th' strikers Dancin' Mira Blythe 'n Ham-Hands Izzy already proved to do their jobs well as they brought wit' them a collection 'o dead turtles, birds, 'n plants. They dropped their hunt in front 'o Black Death Brinn wit' a great grin on their faces. As th' strikers walked off, th' cooks approached th' ship. Stutterin' Wilwa Scab 'n Short Ruth Mithril came to greet th' cap'n only to find a supply 'o in dead thin's thrusted in their faces.
"Better be off th' galley wit' ye," Cap'n Brinn grunted. "Me hearties gunna be plenty famished by supper 'n thar be a lot 'o grub to be fixed."

Th' powder monkeys were th' last to arrive. First came Cowerin' Gwath Dagger 'n behind him was Lil' Green th' Staggerin' Drunk, who almost staggered off th' plankway. They were followed by Stinkin' Eön Bloodbeard, who was lookin' rather lost.
"What be ye supposed to be doin'?" inquired Cap'n Brinn.
"Umm...I'm not sure," Eön Bloodbeard replied wit' a shrug.
"Well then, ye can join th' powder monkeys. Now ye be off!"

Cap'n Black Death Brinn looked around her ship to find a full crew. "Well, looks like everyone's here," she stated. "Forward ho we go."
But as they began to brin' up th' plankway, Nogrod th' Fashionably Late came runnin'. "Belay!" he cried out. "Wait fer me!" Pantin', he only barely made his way onboard.
"Fashionably late," Cap'n Brinn grumbled. "More like regrettably late. Consider yourself lucky if I'm generous be all I can take to spare ye from a lashin', ye hear?" she shouted at him.

'N now wit' all twenty-one hands on deck, they were ready to be off. Th' crew went to their posts 'n th' Grey Gaurhoth began to make its way off th' Haven 'o Umbar. As they guided th' ship in direction 'o th' sea, th' corsairs 'o course sang their favourite song:

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.


The game has not started yet. No posting please.

[Brinniel]

Two weeks later....

Th' Grey Gaurhoth had sailed far 'n by now th' crew was well into their routine. Th' sea was calm, 'n so far thar had be no storms. Th' stench 'o sweat, dead rats, 'n other unpleasant thin's I'd rather not describe had already set in throughout th' ship. Th' corsairs were in jolly spirits as they sang 'n danced 'n drank their grog. They were well on course as they headed towards unknown lands to pillage 'n plunder; th' crew was rather anxious to find themselves some loot.

Unbeknownst to them, thar was a storm a' brewin'. Hidden away below in th' lowest level 'o th' ship, four corsairs discussed their dissatisfaction wit' how th' ship was bein' run. They wanted change 'n they wanted thin's to be run their way. 'N these corsairs would stop at nothin' to get what they wanted. Huddled together, th' four aggressors plotted 'n schemed. T'night they would take action. T'night thin's would finally change fer th' better.

Fer th' rest 'o th' crew, they had no idea what was in store fer them. Fer many 'o them, these aggressors' schemes would see them to Davy Jones.


The Living:

-Legless Sally Dawkins ~ Carpenter
-Puffy Shirt Rikae ~ Cabin Boy
-Pirate Lommy the Infected ~ Quartermaster
-Gangrenous Inziladun Jones ~ Pilot
-Pirate Boromir the Malformed ~ Gunner
-Stutterin’ Wilwa Scab ~ Cook
-Shark Tooth Shasta ~ First mate
-High-Pitched Annu ~ Surgeon
-Whinin’ Eomer Bonny ~ Musician (Pur-loined Violin)
-Snifflin’ Mac Sparrow ~ Cooper
-Almost-Blind Nerwen ~ Navigator/Sea Artist
-Lil' Green the Staggering Drunk ~ Powder Monkey
-Poop Deck Kath ~ Musician (Pipe)
-Cowerin' Gwath Slasher ~ Powder Monkey
-Pirate Nogrod the Fashionably Late ~ Gunner
-Slippery McCabbie Dagger ~ Boatswain
-Dancin' Mira Blythe ~ Striker
-Ham-Hands Izzy ~ Striker
-Short Ruth Mithril ~ Cook
-Stinkin' Eön Bloodbeard ~ Powder Monkey


Night has begun. Aggressors start plotting. Everyone else remain silent.

[Brinniel]

Th' crew rose early th' next mornin', expectin' a typical mornin' at sea. But th' fates would have it otherwise. On top 'o th' deck, they discovered their cap'n, or rather what remained 'o her. Poor Black Death Brinn had finally reached th' end 'o her luck. Th' encounter she had last nightfall was unfortunate 'n all thar was left to show was her head on a pike. Tacked on her forehead was a note which read, 'Tis be our ship now. Ye be threatened. Do not cross us or ye shall have a black spot on ye. 'An 'tis warnin' was followed wit':

We murder, we slaughter, we mangle and maul.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We torment and butcher and watch our prey fall.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a cutthroat’s life for me.
We abuse and harass, we smash and stab.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Destroy and dispatch anyone we can grab.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a cutthroat’s life for me.
We stifle and smother, we entice then stamp out.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We’ll do everyone in, we're evil no doubt.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're cold-blooded killers, we're baddies and foes.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're bloodthirsty werewolves, we're every gull’s woe.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're vicious and savage and don’t show compassion,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
But even as hoodlums, we’ll do it in fashion,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a cutthroat’s life for me.

"Oh no, they ruined our song," complained th' musicians Whinin' Eomer 'n Poop Deck Kath.
"Well now what be we supposed to do?" th' quartermaster Lommy th' Infected asked Shark Tooth Shasta.
"What be ye askin' me fer?" replied th' first matey. "I'm not th'- wait....shiver me timbers, I be now, aren't I?"
Everyone rolled their eyes at th' slow one.

Luckily, poor Shark Tooth Shasta didn't have to make any decisions as Black Death Brinn had not yet said her final words.
"Well, what ye all be waitin' fer?" said th' head on th' pike. "Avenge me, ye scurvy dogs!"

Followin' th' cap'n's orders, th' crew got busy. Th' days to come would certainly not be easy.


The Living:

-Legless Sally Dawkins ~ Carpenter
-Puffy Shirt Rikae ~ Cabin Boy
-Pirate Lommy the Infected ~ Quartermaster
-Gangrenous Inziladun Jones ~ Pilot
-Pirate Boromir the Malformed ~ Gunner
-Stutterin’ Wilwa Scab ~ Cook
-Shark Tooth Shasta ~ First mate
-High-Pitched Annu ~ Surgeon
-Whinin’ Eomer Bonny ~ Musician (Pur-loined Violin)
-Snifflin’ Mac Sparrow ~ Cooper
-Almost-Blind Nerwen ~ Navigator/Sea Artist
-Lil' Green the Staggering Drunk ~ Powder Monkey
-Poop Deck Kath ~ Musician (Pipe)
-Cowerin' Gwath Slasher ~ Powder Monkey
-Pirate Nogrod the Fashionably Late ~ Gunner
-Slippery McCabbie Dagger ~ Boatswain
-Dancin' Mira Blythe ~ Striker
-Ham-Hands Izzy ~ Striker
-Short Ruth Mithril ~ Cook
-Stinkin' Eön Bloodbeard ~ Powder Monkey


The Ghosted:

-Black Death Brinn ~ Captain (mod)


Day 1 has begun. Ye scallywags may now discuss.

[McCaber]

Aye then, it seems clear to me. When th' Captain meets Davy Jones, the First Mate gets the plunder, is the code of the seas. Now we've got a man with a motive and an opportunity. What more do ye need fer a verdict?

[Inziladun]

Yar. Loyalty be th' question here. What's the Cap'n done to deserve th' likes o' that? We has traitors in our midst. Them dogs be too treacherous even for pirates, says I. To th' sharks with th' lot o' em!

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Inziladun

We has traitors in our midst. Them dogs be too treacherous even for pirates, says I. To th' sharks with th' lot o' em!

An' how will ye be knowin' which o' the crew be guilty, ye fool of a gangrenous bilge rat?

(I'd roll me eyes, but... ye know how 'tis...)

[Shastanis Althreduin]

Originally Posted by McCaber

Aye then, it seems clear to me. When th' Captain meets Davy Jones, the First Mate gets the plunder, is the code of the seas. Now we've got a man with a motive and an opportunity. What more do ye need fer a verdict?

Arr. Never were there a more generous, beautiful, wild, free Cap'n as our Black Death Brinn, and for any lubber who thinks I had a hand 'n her trip to Davy Jones... bah, say I! Rubbish!

[Kath]

I must send me apologies, but I'll be in me cabin for a few hours yet ... apparently attempting to learn how to speak in pirate. All I seem to manage is vaguely west country! (RL: I'm out til 6.)