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Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-17-2005, 07:51 PM

Sam: OK. now we're in Mt. Doom. Throw the Ring in!

Frodo (thinking): Oh no, I think I dropped it in Gorgoroth!

Oddwen · 11-17-2005, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurth

Arwen must be walking by.

...uncloaked.

Or...

Sam: Ready for our rain dance, Mister Frodo?
Fro: Ready, Sam.

Or...

After waking up from their drunken stupor, neither of the Hobbits could remember the party the night before, and neither of them could identify whose leather skirt that Frodo wore around his neck or why Sam had an ostrich wrapped around his.

The Only Real Estel · 11-17-2005, 08:13 PM

Frodo and Sam's reaction when they saw that Pippin had gone through all of their Thanksgiving bags of candy corn and eaten all of those awesome pumpkins...you know what I'm talking about.

mormegil · 11-17-2005, 09:17 PM

Sam: Ummm, Mister Frodo I have a confession to make. That wasnt' lembas I just gave you....

Gurthang · 11-17-2005, 09:21 PM

Frodo is mad because....

...He's wearing a dress.

...PJ is laughing at his hair.

...Someone ate the last bit of chees.

...PJ just cut more of his lines.

...PJ says to cut his hair.

THE Ka · 11-17-2005, 10:50 PM

And Frodo said: 'Quick! New picture! Before the mob of hungry young orcs sees us!'

Legolas was facinated by Bill's amazing sheen and took to a scheme of bartering everything from L'Oreal products to the swarm of fan girls soon approaching...

~ Aesthete

Roa_Aoife · 11-17-2005, 10:55 PM

Legolas: Oh my Eru! Bill ate Gimlli! Give him back! Why.. oh, why? :sob:

Alcarillo · 11-17-2005, 11:01 PM

Hmmmm. . . Can't see this one.

mormegil · 11-18-2005, 12:18 AM

Legolas claims to have killed 42 orcs at helms deep but our hidden cameras reveal he was simply guarding the stable singing elvish music to the horses.

If this doesn't work try this link

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-18-2005, 01:53 AM

Legolas: That’s right, Bill, eat the nasty ring...

OR

Bill had sworn he'd never work with elves again, but lack of work and the mounting bills had forced him into doing one last Lembas advertisement.

Legolas: See! Even old Bill here loves the stuff!

Bill:

Valesse · 11-18-2005, 08:00 AM

Legolas poorly repays a frightened Bill after using him in target practice.

OR

Legolas: Bill! Smell this! Thats right... we're finally on Figwit's trail. After all these long years -I- will soon be the prettiest! MWAHAHA!

Meela · 11-18-2005, 11:07 AM

Legolas: That's it, eat the grass, you stinky, ungroomed... ow, that's my finger.... not the finger, Bill... not the finger! Bad pony!

Kitanna · 11-18-2005, 12:38 PM

Legolas feeds Bill the Pony some soylent green.

The Elf-warrior · 11-18-2005, 07:29 PM

Legolas: "You don't want me to ride you because you think I'm too heavy? Well, here's something to change your mind."

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-19-2005, 02:05 AM

Legolas: If we give Bill some cocaine, he'll go faster.

Bill the pony zooms off into the distance leaving the fellowship behind.

Aragorn:

Or

Legolas: Look! Bill is eating!

All: Thanks corporal obvious!

Legolas: I thought I was a captain.

Aragorn: You've been promoted.

Holbytlass · 11-19-2005, 08:27 AM

I still can't see the picture, but I'll take a stab at it.....

Legolas: You still think I'm the prettiest, don't you, Bill? *sniff*

The Only Real Estel · 11-19-2005, 11:01 AM

Legolas: "Hey, Bill! Take a sniff of this..."

CaptainofDespair · 11-19-2005, 11:50 AM

Legolas and Bill, despite the odds, have become best of friends.

Legolas: No, Bill, I won't let them do that to you. I know Aragorn says he's dead-set on it, but I won't let them send you to the Marshmellow Factory. <pets Bill>

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-19-2005, 12:38 PM

Legolas dose not realise that he is feeding Bill bits of his own hair.

Valesse · 11-19-2005, 03:24 PM

Legolas: "Hello, I'm Legolas. Neither Stever Erwin or Jack Hannah couldn't been here today for our show on brumbie ponies... Oh Eru it's slobbering on me. MAKE-UP!!"

davem · 11-19-2005, 03:26 PM

Excerpt from :The Weed: or Gone to Seed Again'. Being the Memoirs of a sprig of Old Toby:

"What shall we do, what shall we do!"he cried. "Escaping Elves to be eaten by ponies!" he said, and it became a proverb, though we now say 'out of the frying-pan into the fire' in the same sort of uncomfortable situations."

malkatoj · 11-19-2005, 09:41 PM

The picture still isn't showing up...even in the link. ::sad face::

Fordim Hedgethistle · 11-19-2005, 10:00 PM

Legolas: I am feeding Bill the Pony some grass with my right hand while my left hand is cupped in ever so becoming a gesture, as though I wish to brush my fingers along the jawbones of my adoring leggyboppers with gentle yet sensual attention. I am very pretty.

The Only Real Estel · 11-19-2005, 10:33 PM

The only drawback of visiting Lothlorien was the horrible food. Legolas was known for sneaking his dinner out and feeding it to poor Bill the Pony to avoid offending Galadriel...

Ordimor · 11-20-2005, 01:47 AM

NO picture viewable. All it says is "image hosted by tripod".

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-20-2005, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ordimor

NO picture viewable. All it says is "image hosted by tripod".

Try this:

Legolas: He he! Good Bill! Eat the evidence!

Gothmog · 11-20-2005, 05:44 AM

Quote:

The only drawback of visiting Lothlorien was the horrible food.

And Legolas was bored of having vegetarian fod....

Legolas: Here you go Bill, eat this so you get fat and tender *HRM* I mean good looking and slender of course. You look so juicy *HRM* cosy... Would you like to be my dinner............company tonight?

Bill runs away into the distance

Kath · 11-20-2005, 06:41 AM

Legolas: No! Bill this is MY grass! I need it to keep my teeth clean, you don't!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-20-2005, 07:50 AM

Bill needed some food to calm him down after seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked.

OR

Bill seemed to have got some of the traits of his old master. He managed to swipe Legolas' ring, wristband and watch all in a second.

Lalwendë · 11-20-2005, 08:16 AM

Legolas: "I know they said your nose was long, Galadriel, but I think you are beautiful. I don't think you look like a horse."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-20-2005, 09:55 AM

As they reached the glue factory, Legolas realised he was really gonna miss Bill.

OR

Legolas: "Yes horsey; once I poison you, everyone will think I'm the real Legolas! A hahahahahaha!!!"

Lalwendë · 11-20-2005, 12:21 PM

A rare recording of Legolas "Dougal" Greenleaf singing to his Lovely Horse

**The Saucepan Man** · 11-20-2005, 12:22 PM

Gimli: Stop feeding that dumb animal!

Bill: Aw, he looked kind of hungry ...

Mithalwen · 11-20-2005, 01:59 PM

cos the captions are so intriguing.............

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-20-2005, 02:18 PM

Bill: Well, then. Time for a change

Legolas: But I was just beginning to enjoy myself!

Bill: It can talk!

Gandalf wondered if the uncloaking was the reason that everyone ran from him.

Gandalf: Hmmm... Nah! Can't be!

OR

Gandalf: Look! I can stand on one foot!

Mithalwen · 11-20-2005, 02:57 PM

"what a swell party that was" thought Gandalf " but the clearing up will take forever" . Then he has a flashback of the incident with the Mumak and the fishpond....

Gothmog · 11-20-2005, 03:07 PM

Gandalf has been playing with fireworks again:

Gandalf: So what did you think? Too much gun powder? Anybody?

OR

Gandalf: No, PJ I won't do it again. There's the Burger Express and I'm already late! I'm sure Gimli is first in the line as usual...

Lalwendë · 11-20-2005, 03:42 PM

Gandalf uses his mastery of fire to cause total destruction of the washing lines at the Wizards' Cloak Laundering Service. Now he has a perfect excuse to go sans cloak.

Valesse · 11-20-2005, 03:42 PM

The easiest game of "Where's Gandalf" ever devised.

Formendacil · 11-20-2005, 03:42 PM

Gandalf may have defeated the army of orks, but the Mordorian army was sending in the truckloads of marines.

11-17-2005, 07:51 PM	#8401
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	LR alternate ending #723 Sam: OK. now we're in Mt. Doom. Throw the Ring in! Frodo (thinking): Oh no, I think I dropped it in Gorgoroth! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

11-17-2005, 09:17 PM	#8404
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Sam: Ummm, Mister Frodo I have a confession to make. That wasnt' lembas I just gave you.... __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-17-2005, 09:21 PM	#8405
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Frodo is mad because.... ...He's wearing a dress. ...PJ is laughing at his hair. ...Someone ate the last bit of chees. ...PJ just cut more of his lines. ...PJ says to cut his hair. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-17-2005, 10:50 PM	#8406
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	And Frodo said: 'Quick! New picture! Before the mob of hungry young orcs sees us!' Legolas was facinated by Bill's amazing sheen and took to a scheme of bartering everything from L'Oreal products to the swarm of fan girls soon approaching... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

11-17-2005, 10:55 PM	#8407
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Legolas: Oh my Eru! Bill ate Gimlli! Give him back! Why.. oh, why? :sob: __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

11-17-2005, 08:13 PM	#8403
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo and Sam's reaction when they saw that Pippin had gone through all of their Thanksgiving bags of candy corn and eaten all of those awesome pumpkins...you know what I'm talking about.

11-17-2005, 11:01 PM	#8408
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Hmmmm. . . Can't see this one.

11-18-2005, 12:18 AM	#8409
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Legolas claims to have killed 42 orcs at helms deep but our hidden cameras reveal he was simply guarding the stable singing elvish music to the horses. If this doesn't work try this link __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-18-2005, 01:53 AM	#8410
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas: That’s right, Bill, eat the nasty ring... OR Bill had sworn he'd never work with elves again, but lack of work and the mounting bills had forced him into doing one last Lembas advertisement. Legolas: See! Even old Bill here loves the stuff! Bill: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-18-2005, 08:00 AM	#8411
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Legolas poorly repays a frightened Bill after using him in target practice. OR Legolas: Bill! Smell this! Thats right... we're finally on Figwit's trail. After all these long years -I- will soon be the prettiest! MWAHAHA! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos Last edited by Valesse; 11-18-2005 at 04:31 PM. Reason: split infinitive... -really-.

11-18-2005, 11:07 AM	#8412
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Legolas: That's it, eat the grass, you stinky, ungroomed... ow, that's my finger.... not the finger, Bill... not the finger! Bad pony! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

11-18-2005, 12:38 PM	#8413
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Legolas feeds Bill the Pony some soylent green. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

11-18-2005, 07:29 PM	#8414
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Legolas: "You don't want me to ride you because you think I'm too heavy? Well, here's something to change your mind." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-19-2005, 02:05 AM	#8415
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas: If we give Bill some cocaine, he'll go faster. Bill the pony zooms off into the distance leaving the fellowship behind. Aragorn: Or Legolas: Look! Bill is eating! All: Thanks corporal obvious! Legolas: I thought I was a captain. Aragorn: You've been promoted. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-19-2005, 08:27 AM	#8416
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	I still can't see the picture, but I'll take a stab at it..... Legolas: You still think I'm the prettiest, don't you, Bill? sniff __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-19-2005, 11:01 AM	#8417
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	you knew this was coming... Legolas: "Hey, Bill! Take a sniff of this..."

11-19-2005, 11:50 AM	#8418
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Legolas and Bill, despite the odds, have become best of friends. Legolas: No, Bill, I won't let them do that to you. I know Aragorn says he's dead-set on it, but I won't let them send you to the Marshmellow Factory. <pets Bill>

11-19-2005, 12:38 PM	#8419
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas dose not realise that he is feeding Bill bits of his own hair. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-19-2005, 03:24 PM	#8420
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Legolas: "Hello, I'm Legolas. Neither Stever Erwin or Jack Hannah couldn't been here today for our show on brumbie ponies... Oh Eru it's slobbering on me. MAKE-UP!!" __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-19-2005, 03:26 PM	#8421
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Excerpt from :The Weed: or Gone to Seed Again'. Being the Memoirs of a sprig of Old Toby: "What shall we do, what shall we do!"he cried. "Escaping Elves to be eaten by ponies!" he said, and it became a proverb, though we now say 'out of the frying-pan into the fire' in the same sort of uncomfortable situations." __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

11-19-2005, 09:41 PM	#8422
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	The picture still isn't showing up...even in the link. ::sad face:: __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

11-19-2005, 10:00 PM	#8423
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Legolas: I am feeding Bill the Pony some grass with my right hand while my left hand is cupped in ever so becoming a gesture, as though I wish to brush my fingers along the jawbones of my adoring leggyboppers with gentle yet sensual attention. I am very pretty.

11-19-2005, 10:33 PM	#8424
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The only drawback of visiting Lothlorien was the horrible food. Legolas was known for sneaking his dinner out and feeding it to poor Bill the Pony to avoid offending Galadriel...

11-20-2005, 01:47 AM	#8425
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	NO picture viewable. All it says is "image hosted by tripod". __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-20-2005, 06:41 AM	#8428
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Legolas: No! Bill this is MY grass! I need it to keep my teeth clean, you don't! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

11-20-2005, 07:50 AM	#8429
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Well, to dust off an old chesnut... Bill needed some food to calm him down after seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked. OR Bill seemed to have got some of the traits of his old master. He managed to swipe Legolas' ring, wristband and watch all in a second. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-20-2005, 08:16 AM	#8430
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Legolas: "I know they said your nose was long, Galadriel, but I think you are beautiful. I don't think you look like a horse." __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-20-2005, 09:55 AM	#8431
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Modifying CoD's caption... As they reached the glue factory, Legolas realised he was really gonna miss Bill. OR Legolas: "Yes horsey; once I poison you, everyone will think I'm the real Legolas! A hahahahahaha!!!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

11-20-2005, 12:21 PM	#8432
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	A rare recording of Legolas "Dougal" Greenleaf singing to his Lovely Horse __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-20-2005, 12:22 PM	#8433
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Gimli: Stop feeding that dumb animal! Bill: Aw, he looked kind of hungry ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

11-20-2005, 01:59 PM	#8434
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	I really wish I could see this picture cos the captions are so intriguing............. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-20-2005, 02:18 PM	#8435
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bill: Well, then. Time for a change Legolas: But I was just beginning to enjoy myself! Bill: It can talk! Gandalf wondered if the uncloaking was the reason that everyone ran from him. Gandalf: Hmmm... Nah! Can't be! OR Gandalf: Look! I can stand on one foot! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-20-2005, 02:57 PM	#8436
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	The morning after the night before "what a swell party that was" thought Gandalf " but the clearing up will take forever" . Then he has a flashback of the incident with the Mumak and the fishpond.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

11-20-2005, 03:07 PM	#8437
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Gandalf has been playing with fireworks again: Gandalf: So what did you think? Too much gun powder? Anybody? OR Gandalf: No, PJ I won't do it again. There's the Burger Express and I'm already late! I'm sure Gimli is first in the line as usual... __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

11-20-2005, 03:42 PM	#8438
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf uses his mastery of fire to cause total destruction of the washing lines at the Wizards' Cloak Laundering Service. Now he has a perfect excuse to go sans cloak. __________________ Gordon's alive!