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Gandalf_the _white · 01-27-2007, 03:40 PM

Sam: Do you come here often?

***Thenamir*** · 01-29-2007, 12:35 PM

Frodo: Sam, have you been at Treebeard's home brew again?

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-30-2007, 02:45 PM

Frodo was a very poor pick-pocket.

THE Ka · 01-30-2007, 07:01 PM

Sam: You're the worst wing man ever, you know that?...

~ Avez-Vous Ka

Mänwe · 02-02-2007, 06:09 PM

I thought perhaps a new picture was in order;

Oddwen · 02-02-2007, 08:28 PM

It's the Pokey Stick of DOOOOM!!

*machine gun noises*

Or...

Gandalf Commandos, fighting the evil forces of Blue Lazer!

shieldmaiden4xsword · 02-02-2007, 10:18 PM

*jerks stick* Gandalf: Oh, come on.... you can't be broken already!!!

High King Fingolfin · 02-02-2007, 11:48 PM

Gandalf stares, transfixed, at the burned-out lightbulb in his staff.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-03-2007, 01:25 AM

Gandalf just remembered that there is a tear in the back of his cloak.

OR

He never expected to see... Theoden... uncloaked?

Lalwendë · 02-03-2007, 03:02 AM

The studio audience at Gardener's Question Time fell into stunned silence as Gandalf produced one of his mutant albino Globe Artichokes. Bob Flowerdew suggested adding more potash to his mulch.

Estelyn Telcontar · 02-03-2007, 05:54 AM

Gandalf, Middle-earth tourist guide: I told you to stay with the group or you'd get lost! Now just keep your eyes on this umbrella when we go to the next sight.

The Sixth Wizard · 02-03-2007, 06:09 AM

Gandalf, to Staff: I'll out-stare you yet, you Balrog-succumber-to you!

Legate of Amon Lanc · 02-03-2007, 06:18 AM

Gandalf: Oh! I can't believe I accidentally stabbed the cameraman!

Rikae · 02-03-2007, 05:11 PM

Gandalf attempts to dislodge a nest of camera-wielding hornets.

shieldmaiden4xsword · 02-03-2007, 06:31 PM

Gandalf pokes Theoden with the staff. "Oh, c'mon, y-y-y-you c-c-can't be d-d-d-dead.....?"

The Elf-warrior · 02-03-2007, 06:34 PM

Everyone gathered around to see the new Gandalf waxwork.

luthien-elvenprincess · 02-03-2007, 07:54 PM

A desperate Gandalf: "hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-04-2007, 12:54 AM

Theoden exploded.

ninja91 · 02-04-2007, 03:09 PM

You wanna scrap, boy?

The Might · 02-04-2007, 03:32 PM

I'll say this one last time:
Give me back my iPod...now!

Formendacil · 02-04-2007, 09:37 PM

Gandalf whirls around in the middle of an impassioned speech:

"Varda!! What in Arda are YOU doing here?!"

Farael · 02-04-2007, 09:40 PM

Aragorn (see to the right of the picture) is getting a little fed up with Gandalf playing "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" at the entrance of the only bathroom in Edoras.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-05-2007, 03:13 AM

gandalf has a little too much to drink and starts dancing with his stick while every one looks.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-05-2007, 05:49 AM

The court gazed on, petrified with fear.
"Well if that's what they look like in a cinema," thought Gandalf, "I'm going to have to close my eyes on the DVD."

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-05-2007, 05:53 AM

Gandalf: Now-now, Theoden! It was just a whoopie cushion! Calm down!

OR

Wormtong melts.

Gandalf: Opps. Wrong spell.

mormegil · 02-05-2007, 01:40 PM

Pippin, always the practical joker, chose the wrong time to give Gandalf a wedgie.

or

(some inspiration from Hookbill and the other from my wife)

Gandalf realizes that he had indeed tucked his robe in his under-garments.

ps before I get mass PMs my wife has never done that but it is one of her greatest fears.

THE Ka · 02-05-2007, 05:59 PM

Like many of his species, Gandalf is ruthlessly stalked by aficionados, tour guides, cameras, and those in need of guidance...

Gandalf: *gasp* They're here again!

Aragorn: Okay, who wore squeaky shoes today?

~ Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-06-2007, 01:11 AM

Gandalf: Theoden! Son of Thengel! I release you from this spell!

Aragorn: Psst! Gandalf! That's Eowyn!

Gandalf: Sorry, I've lost my glasses.

mormegil · 02-06-2007, 08:16 AM

While Gandalf knew that Rohirrim loved their horses he never dreamed that they would have been allowed to spend any amount of time up here in the throne room, unfortunately he discovered this little known fact the hard way.

Holbytlass · 02-06-2007, 08:48 AM

Oh no you don't! I shall be the only pasty white figure to ride the white horse uncloaked! -Gandalf to Daniel Radcliffe

Lalwendë · 02-06-2007, 02:51 PM

More Catweazle than Kate Moss, Gandalf was known throughout Middle-earth for his 'interesting' interpretations of the term 'sartorial elegance'. He committed his greatest fashion mistake, however, when he forgot to remove the rod when making himself some new robes from Galadriel's old living room curtains.

Oddwen · 02-06-2007, 10:21 PM

G: What do you mean this isn't a sword? Of course it's a sword you little twerp, are you blind...oh wait...it isn't aswordnevermind.

shieldmaiden4xsword · 02-06-2007, 10:30 PM

Theoden's hair suddenly stands up.

or...

Grima suddenly goes bald.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-07-2007, 12:15 AM

Gandalf thought he was prepared for everything... but then Theoden and Grima begun a song and dance routine.

The Only Real Estel · 02-07-2007, 06:26 PM

Gandalf discovers the gigantic ruby has been stolen from the inside of the top of his staff.

Brinniel · 02-09-2007, 01:39 AM

Gandalf is fed up with Denethor's sloppy eating habits.

Gandalf: You have a bit of tomato juice right....THERE!!!

OR

Gandalf realizes his staff needs new batteries...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-09-2007, 07:17 AM

As Gandalf freaks out to his favourit Backstreet Boys track he realises that he is not alone. . .

or

Gandalf realises that he might have been a bit to optimistic when he claimed that he could kill a dragon only using a wooden stick.

The Sixth Wizard · 02-10-2007, 02:26 AM

May I post a new picture?

http://www.decipher.com/lordoftherin...TR-WR01050.jpg

Me: Look, it's a Legolas playing card. Do I honestly need to post a joke?

The Might · 02-10-2007, 07:08 AM

Legolas: I killed hundreds of Orcs, managed to kill a fell beast, and some mumaks all by myself, and all I got was this lousy Decipher card

or

Gimli to Legolas: You can't do that, it says you only have 5 mana power in Moria on your card
Legolas: This is the last time I'm playing with you

Legate of Amon Lanc · 02-10-2007, 02:33 PM

Legolas: If you try to tap me one more time, I swear I'm gonna jump out of the picture and skate you down!!!

OR

Legolas: I am quite sick of this shuffling... ARGH! NOT AGAIN!!!

01-29-2007, 12:35 PM	#12202
*Thenamir* Spectre of Capitalism Join Date: May 2001 Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae Posts: 990	Frodo: Sam, have you been at Treebeard's home brew again? __________________ The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~~ Marcus Aurelius

01-30-2007, 02:45 PM	#12203
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Frodo was a very poor pick-pocket. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-30-2007, 07:01 PM	#12204
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Sam: You're the worst wing man ever, you know that?... ~ Avez-Vous Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

02-02-2007, 06:09 PM	#12205
Mänwe Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: May as well be the Arctic Circle Posts: 297	I thought perhaps a new picture was in order; __________________ "I am, I fear, a most unsatisfactory person." - (Letter #124 To Sir Stanley Unwin)

02-02-2007, 08:28 PM	#12206
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	It's the Pokey Stick of DOOOOM!! machine gun noises Or... Gandalf Commandos, fighting the evil forces of Blue Lazer! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-27-2007, 03:40 PM	#12201
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Sam: Do you come here often?

02-02-2007, 10:18 PM	#12207
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 220	jerks stick Gandalf: Oh, come on.... you can't be broken already!!! __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

02-02-2007, 11:48 PM	#12208
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Gandalf stares, transfixed, at the burned-out lightbulb in his staff. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 02-06-2007 at 01:27 PM.

02-03-2007, 01:25 AM	#12209
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Gandalf just remembered that there is a tear in the back of his cloak. OR He never expected to see... Theoden... uncloaked? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-03-2007, 03:02 AM	#12210
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	The studio audience at Gardener's Question Time fell into stunned silence as Gandalf produced one of his mutant albino Globe Artichokes. Bob Flowerdew suggested adding more potash to his mulch. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-03-2007, 05:54 AM	#12211
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,645	Gandalf, Middle-earth tourist guide: I told you to stay with the group or you'd get lost! Now just keep your eyes on this umbrella when we go to the next sight. __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

02-03-2007, 06:09 AM	#12212
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 495	Gandalf, to Staff: I'll out-stare you yet, you Balrog-succumber-to you!

02-03-2007, 06:18 AM	#12213
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,606	Gandalf: Oh! I can't believe I accidentally stabbed the cameraman! __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

02-03-2007, 05:11 PM	#12214
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Gandalf attempts to dislodge a nest of camera-wielding hornets.

02-03-2007, 06:31 PM	#12215
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 220	Gandalf pokes Theoden with the staff. "Oh, c'mon, y-y-y-you c-c-can't be d-d-d-dead.....?" __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

02-03-2007, 06:34 PM	#12216
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Everyone gathered around to see the new Gandalf waxwork. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-03-2007, 07:54 PM	#12217
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,034	A desperate Gandalf: "hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt..." __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

02-04-2007, 12:54 AM	#12218
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Theoden exploded. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-04-2007, 03:32 PM	#12220
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	I'll say this one last time: Give me back my iPod...now! __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-04-2007, 09:37 PM	#12221
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,347	Gandalf whirls around in the middle of an impassioned speech: "Varda!! What in Arda are YOU doing here?!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-04-2007, 09:40 PM	#12222
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Aragorn (see to the right of the picture) is getting a little fed up with Gandalf playing "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" at the entrance of the only bathroom in Edoras. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-05-2007, 03:13 AM	#12223
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	gandalf has a little too much to drink and starts dancing with his stick while every one looks. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

02-05-2007, 05:49 AM	#12224
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	An hellish vision The court gazed on, petrified with fear. "Well if that's what they look like in a cinema," thought Gandalf, "I'm going to have to close my eyes on the DVD." __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-05-2007, 05:53 AM	#12225
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Gandalf: Now-now, Theoden! It was just a whoopie cushion! Calm down! OR Wormtong melts. Gandalf: Opps. Wrong spell. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-05-2007, 01:40 PM	#12226
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Pippin, always the practical joker, chose the wrong time to give Gandalf a wedgie. or (some inspiration from Hookbill and the other from my wife) Gandalf realizes that he had indeed tucked his robe in his under-garments. ps before I get mass PMs my wife has never done that but it is one of her greatest fears. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

02-05-2007, 05:59 PM	#12227
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Like many of his species, Gandalf is ruthlessly stalked by aficionados, tour guides, cameras, and those in need of guidance... Gandalf: gasp They're here again! Aragorn: Okay, who wore squeaky shoes today? ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

02-06-2007, 01:11 AM	#12228
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Gandalf: Theoden! Son of Thengel! I release you from this spell! Aragorn: Psst! Gandalf! That's Eowyn! Gandalf: Sorry, I've lost my glasses. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-06-2007, 08:16 AM	#12229
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	While Gandalf knew that Rohirrim loved their horses he never dreamed that they would have been allowed to spend any amount of time up here in the throne room, unfortunately he discovered this little known fact the hard way. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

02-06-2007, 08:48 AM	#12230
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Oh no you don't! I shall be the only pasty white figure to ride the white horse uncloaked! -Gandalf to Daniel Radcliffe __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

02-06-2007, 02:51 PM	#12231
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	More Catweazle than Kate Moss, Gandalf was known throughout Middle-earth for his 'interesting' interpretations of the term 'sartorial elegance'. He committed his greatest fashion mistake, however, when he forgot to remove the rod when making himself some new robes from Galadriel's old living room curtains. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-06-2007, 10:21 PM	#12232
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	G: What do you mean this isn't a sword? Of course it's a sword you little twerp, are you blind...oh wait...it isn't aswordnevermind. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-06-2007, 10:30 PM	#12233
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 220	Theoden's hair suddenly stands up. or... Grima suddenly goes bald. __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

02-07-2007, 12:15 AM	#12234
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Gandalf thought he was prepared for everything... but then Theoden and Grima begun a song and dance routine. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-07-2007, 06:26 PM	#12235
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Gandalf discovers the gigantic ruby has been stolen from the inside of the top of his staff.

02-09-2007, 01:39 AM	#12236
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 3,027	Gandalf is fed up with Denethor's sloppy eating habits. Gandalf: You have a bit of tomato juice right....THERE!!! OR Gandalf realizes his staff needs new batteries... __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum