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Kitanna · 01-03-2007, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

Here we see a scene from Brian of the Rings.

Aragorn: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Legolas: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Aragorn: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Aragorn: Now, get lost!
[silence]
Eomer: How shall we get lost, O Lord?

(because I simply could not resist...)
Arwen from the city walls: He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2007, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Might

btw, thanks for the "nice" reputation contribution

That wasn't me.

Anyway...

Aragorn: Okay, what Ice-cream does everyone want?

OR

Guy at the back: It'll be over by the time I get there.

Holbytlass · 01-04-2007, 02:09 PM

Aragorn: *shouts*Please hold hands with your riding buddy! That way when one of you gets lost so will the other!

Legolas: Aah, a diversion.

Volo · 01-04-2007, 05:39 PM

Gandalf: "Wait, Aragorn! How many times do I have to tell you? It has sharp pointy teeth. Not just sharp like Anduril, but Sharp, like: Real Sharp. The Rabbit of Gorgoroth is not just any ol' rabbit, it's Morgoth's most hideous and dangerous monster ever created. Even Sauron fears it... Not to mention me!"

Aragorn: "Don't worry, Gandalf... Now. Turn around. What do you see?"

Gandalf: *turns* "Rabbit food."

Aragorn: *sigh* "These are the bravest men in Middle-Earth, they have fought against the Hamster of Angband and defeated it. Gandalf, if you don't have anything better to do than tell ghost-stories, go home."

And Gandalf left, but little did Aragorn know...

mormegil · 01-04-2007, 09:08 PM

Aragorn had learned of the "battle wedge" offensive formation and thought it a grand idea, unfortunately he didn't quite grasp the concept too well.

Legolas: It's a bit long don't you think Aragorn?

Aragorn: Nonsense! This makes perfect sense, there is no possible way an enemy could defeat this.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-04-2007, 10:02 PM

Elrond: mabey we should cut down to only 9 in the fellowship.

Gil-Galad · 01-05-2007, 10:46 AM

Eomer: wow the city is a mess...

Aragorn: first step to being king! if you leave a mess long enough somebody else will eventualy clean it up! lets go!

*in background*

Eowyn: *sigh*

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-05-2007, 11:40 AM

Aragorn: Maybe if we all leave quickly, Denethor won't notice the damage we did during the party last night...

Boromir88 · 01-05-2007, 12:39 PM

Aragorn empties Minas Tirith to go on the Holy Crusade in searching for the Holy Picture of Argghhhh...

Boromir: Shh! Keep your voice down, there's a strange elf that has a sinister look on his face standing right over you!

Aragorn: Thanks a lot, now you just tipped him off that we're on to him.

Mithalwen · 01-05-2007, 12:49 PM

Previous pic

(The future king with friend and bodyguards). Discreet close protection was not a concept that had reached Minas Tirith.

Boromir88 · 01-05-2007, 12:53 PM

Boromir and Aragorn discuss the annoyance with Elrond's insistance a super-human (err elf) robot bodyguard travel along with the Fellowship.

Boromir: I mean he is constantly taking all my glory with his fancy robot moves.

Aragorn: Oh, that's not even the worst of it. He says the most obvious things.

The Might · 01-05-2007, 01:15 PM

Boromir: So there I was, surrounded by at least 10 Nazgul
Aragorn: There only are 9

Legolas: looking at his reflection *Am I looking great today or what?*

Legate of Amon Lanc · 01-05-2007, 01:46 PM

Legolas: The sun is rising red. No, no, that's not it. The suun is rising red. No, still bad. Ah-the sun is rising red! No, no... The sun is riiising...
Aragorn: Did you tell him that this is just a simple lantern?
Boromir: Well, let him twaddle, you'll get used to it.

The Might · 01-05-2007, 02:44 PM

Just thought of another one after reading Legate's caption

Aragorn: Hey Legolas, where are they talking the Hobbits to now ? *laughs*
Boromir: I think I saw them heading towards Isengard. Know waht that means Legolas?

Legolas: I hate you both

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-05-2007, 03:36 PM

Boromir: And so, you just put the weed in the pipe and light it on fire? Interesting...

Aragorn: ...

OR

While Aragorn and Boromir talk about the fate of Middle Earth, Legolas is more interested in the moss growing on the rock...

Farael · 01-05-2007, 03:45 PM

Stealing from you my friend...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Boromir: And so, you just put the weed in the pipe and light it on fire? Interesting...

... I should tell my dad, Denethor, about it!

shieldmaiden4xsword · 01-05-2007, 03:58 PM

Legolas: one little two little three little bugs....

Boromir: if that elf keeps on going on like that I'm gonna smack him.

Aragorn: Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement. We may have a use for him that i cannot see.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-05-2007, 04:20 PM

A giant peice of abt dung falls from the roof of the cave.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 01-05-2007, 04:23 PM

Legolas: Is this a stalactite or a stalagmite? I'd never remember this...
Boromir: Where did he get it?
Aragorn: From the DuckTales comic series. He's just trying to impress fans.

OR

Boromir: *Sigh* I know, by the time we return to Minas Tirith, she'd be already married with Iorlas.
Aragorn: It's Irolas in the movies. And don't worry, Boromir. True love will wait forever.
Legolas: *trying to hypnotize a rock*

The Only Real Estel · 01-05-2007, 05:21 PM

Borormir: "You know Aragorn, Legolas' pipe is way bigger than your's..."

Aragon: "There better not be a double meaning behind that."

Lalwendë · 01-05-2007, 05:22 PM

Boro: "Give us the last smoke of your pipe, will you?"

Huffy Legolas: "Why do we have to spend every break time hiding behind the bike sheds while you two have a smoke?"

Farael · 01-05-2007, 06:01 PM

Boromir: "I'm telling you, we should have used a catapult to fling the ring into Mt. Doom"
Aragorn:"How many times do I have to tell you that is a silly idea?"
Legolas (Thinking): "Oh, here we go again..."

Oddwen · 01-05-2007, 06:37 PM

Boromir passes out and falls forward from lack of sleep, while Legolas moves a rock over Aragorn with his mind.

Or...

The evils of pipeweed. You can't see the horrible stench it creates, but you can see one poor soul passing out, while the other mistakenly believes he's telekinetic.

Or...

Boromir: Aragorn, is that elf hugging his bow?
Aragorn: Yes. He's had it since he was two.

Or...

Look at that chubby little face...looks like you've got your fat elf, Durelin.

mormegil · 01-05-2007, 06:47 PM

While Aragorn and Boromir attempt to have a serious discussion Legolas decides to lighten the mood a bit with some of his 'air fiddle' playing.

Formendacil · 01-05-2007, 10:40 PM

Aragorn: "Don't worry, Legolas is always like this around giant stalactites."

Boromir: "I'm not so sure it's the stalactite that's causing it, Aragorn."

Holbytlass · 01-06-2007, 07:13 AM

Boromir: psst, Aragorn. when was Legolas switched for Haldir?

Nimrodel_9 · 01-06-2007, 11:38 AM

Boromir: Is he still ignoring you?
Aragorn: Yeah, I think that last little comment about a sword being better than a bow really got to him.

The Might · 01-06-2007, 12:00 PM

Aragorn: Sorry Legolas, me and Boromir have to have a smoke. It will only take a minute I promise.
Boromir: So anyway, I had just escaped those 10 Nazgul
Legolas: *counting* 59,58,57...

Lalwendë · 01-06-2007, 01:00 PM

Legolas wanders in to find out what the bad smell is. "Are you lads smoking this stuff hanging from the roof? You do know it's Orc guano, don't you?"

The Might · 01-06-2007, 01:46 PM

Well, it seemed to me that the last picture got enough captions, so I guess I'll post a new one
This is the scene I am talking about in my Gimli on drugs? thread

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-06-2007, 01:52 PM

As Aragorn's pre battle speech enters it's 9th hour, the man behind Gandalf wants to know if he can go to the toilet yet.

OR

As The mouth of Sauron performs a song and dance routine, Gandlaf wonders if he left the iron on back home...

The Might · 01-06-2007, 02:56 PM

after leaving Minas Tirith, the Host of the West finally arrive to the library where Harry Potter 7 is coming out
Aragorn already makes a run for it,Legolas attempts to start reading the book from far away, while Gandalf tries to teleport himself a book using mind power
Gimli...well he can't really do anything about it, that's why he was the strange face

shieldmaiden4xsword · 01-06-2007, 04:01 PM

Legolas: I see it!!! I see it!!! eureka!!!

Gimli: what? what?

Gandalf: I think I see it too.

Gimli: What? What?

Eomer and soldiers together: I see it too.

Gimli: WHAT?????

Everyone: The SUN IS RISING!!!!!!

Oddwen · 01-06-2007, 04:52 PM

When dwarves are posessed by demons...

Rikae · 01-06-2007, 04:59 PM

More than one picture a day? Inconceivable!
I wanted to caption the previous one. I think I'll go ahead and do it anyway...

After stealing a packet of pipeweed, Aragorn nearly escaped mall security by posing among the mannequins, but Officer Boromir finally spotted him.

Formendacil · 01-06-2007, 06:44 PM

Gimli to Legolas: "You do realise that as you and Gandalf have no helms, you will be at a severe disadvantage in battle? The orks will flock to your weakness!"

Legolas: "Shouldn't be a problem; the Mouth just keeps talking... and talking... and talking... and talking... I've given up hoping that Aragorn will abandon common courtesy and chop his head off."

Gil-Galad · 01-06-2007, 07:15 PM

Jack Black as Frodo: okay guys, we got this far so lets just do this and get it over with... yo gimli, eyes up here okay.

THE Ka · 01-06-2007, 07:33 PM

Much like eggplants, dwarves can become lightheaded and irrate for prolonged periods of sunlight, suspicious company, and utterly boring speeches...

~ Ka

High King Fingolfin · 01-06-2007, 08:44 PM

Gimli's 42nd anniversary of his first hangover was celebrated in a remarkably similar way.

Valesse · 01-07-2007, 12:12 AM

* Boromir88's image:

Boromir: I heard elves are vunerable to arm pit lint.
Aragorn: What?
Legolas: What?? *Checks*
Boromir: I also heard that the word "Gullible" is written on the gates of Mordor.

* TheMight's image:

After months of teasing, a desperate Legolas was determind to find it himself: The word "Gullible" written on the gates of Mordor.

01-04-2007, 02:09 PM	#12083
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Aragorn: shoutsPlease hold hands with your riding buddy! That way when one of you gets lost so will the other! Legolas: Aah, a diversion. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

01-04-2007, 05:39 PM	#12084
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Gandalf: "Wait, Aragorn! How many times do I have to tell you? It has sharp pointy teeth. Not just sharp like Anduril, but Sharp, like: Real Sharp. The Rabbit of Gorgoroth is not just any ol' rabbit, it's Morgoth's most hideous and dangerous monster ever created. Even Sauron fears it... Not to mention me!" Aragorn: "Don't worry, Gandalf... Now. Turn around. What do you see?" Gandalf: turns "Rabbit food." Aragorn: sigh "These are the bravest men in Middle-Earth, they have fought against the Hamster of Angband and defeated it. Gandalf, if you don't have anything better to do than tell ghost-stories, go home." And Gandalf left, but little did Aragorn know... __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

01-04-2007, 09:08 PM	#12085
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Aragorn had learned of the "battle wedge" offensive formation and thought it a grand idea, unfortunately he didn't quite grasp the concept too well. Legolas: It's a bit long don't you think Aragorn? Aragorn: Nonsense! This makes perfect sense, there is no possible way an enemy could defeat this. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

01-04-2007, 10:02 PM	#12086
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Elrond: mabey we should cut down to only 9 in the fellowship. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-05-2007, 10:46 AM	#12087
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Eomer: wow the city is a mess... Aragorn: first step to being king! if you leave a mess long enough somebody else will eventualy clean it up! lets go! in background Eowyn: sigh __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-05-2007, 11:40 AM	#12088
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Aragorn: Maybe if we all leave quickly, Denethor won't notice the damage we did during the party last night... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-05-2007, 12:39 PM	#12089
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Aragorn empties Minas Tirith to go on the Holy Crusade in searching for the Holy Picture of Argghhhh... Boromir: Shh! Keep your voice down, there's a strange elf that has a sinister look on his face standing right over you! Aragorn: Thanks a lot, now you just tipped him off that we're on to him. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-05-2007, 12:49 PM	#12090
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Previous pic (The future king with friend and bodyguards). Discreet close protection was not a concept that had reached Minas Tirith. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-05-2007, 12:53 PM	#12091
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Boromir and Aragorn discuss the annoyance with Elrond's insistance a super-human (err elf) robot bodyguard travel along with the Fellowship. Boromir: I mean he is constantly taking all my glory with his fancy robot moves. Aragorn: Oh, that's not even the worst of it. He says the most obvious things. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-05-2007, 01:15 PM	#12092
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Boromir: So there I was, surrounded by at least 10 Nazgul Aragorn: There only are 9 Legolas: looking at his reflection Am I looking great today or what? __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-05-2007, 01:46 PM	#12093
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,606	Legolas: The sun is rising red. No, no, that's not it. The suun is rising red. No, still bad. Ah-the sun is rising red! No, no... The sun is riiising... Aragorn: Did you tell him that this is just a simple lantern? Boromir: Well, let him twaddle, you'll get used to it. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

01-05-2007, 02:44 PM	#12094
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Oh no! They're... Just thought of another one after reading Legate's caption Aragorn: Hey Legolas, where are they talking the Hobbits to now ? laughs Boromir: I think I saw them heading towards Isengard. Know waht that means Legolas? Legolas: I hate you both __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-05-2007, 03:36 PM	#12095
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Boromir: And so, you just put the weed in the pipe and light it on fire? Interesting... Aragorn: ... OR While Aragorn and Boromir talk about the fate of Middle Earth, Legolas is more interested in the moss growing on the rock... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-05-2007, 03:58 PM	#12097
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 220	Legolas: one little two little three little bugs.... Boromir: if that elf keeps on going on like that I'm gonna smack him. Aragorn: Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement. We may have a use for him that i cannot see. __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts. Last edited by shieldmaiden4xsword; 01-05-2007 at 04:02 PM. Reason: it was LAME...

01-05-2007, 04:20 PM	#12098
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	A giant peice of abt dung falls from the roof of the cave. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-05-2007, 04:23 PM	#12099
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,606	Legolas: Is this a stalactite or a stalagmite? I'd never remember this... Boromir: Where did he get it? Aragorn: From the DuckTales comic series. He's just trying to impress fans. OR Boromir: Sigh I know, by the time we return to Minas Tirith, she'd be already married with Iorlas. Aragorn: It's Irolas in the movies. And don't worry, Boromir. True love will wait forever. Legolas: trying to hypnotize a rock __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

01-05-2007, 05:21 PM	#12100
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Sure he's holding his bow, but.. Borormir: "You know Aragorn, Legolas' pipe is way bigger than your's..." Aragon: "There better not be a double meaning behind that."

01-05-2007, 05:22 PM	#12101
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Boro: "Give us the last smoke of your pipe, will you?" Huffy Legolas: "Why do we have to spend every break time hiding behind the bike sheds while you two have a smoke?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-05-2007, 06:01 PM	#12102
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Boromir: "I'm telling you, we should have used a catapult to fling the ring into Mt. Doom" Aragorn:"How many times do I have to tell you that is a silly idea?" Legolas (Thinking): "Oh, here we go again..." __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

01-05-2007, 06:37 PM	#12103
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Boromir passes out and falls forward from lack of sleep, while Legolas moves a rock over Aragorn with his mind. Or... The evils of pipeweed. You can't see the horrible stench it creates, but you can see one poor soul passing out, while the other mistakenly believes he's telekinetic. Or... Boromir: Aragorn, is that elf hugging his bow? Aragorn: Yes. He's had it since he was two. Or... Look at that chubby little face...looks like you've got your fat elf, Durelin. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-05-2007, 06:47 PM	#12104
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	While Aragorn and Boromir attempt to have a serious discussion Legolas decides to lighten the mood a bit with some of his 'air fiddle' playing. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

01-05-2007, 10:40 PM	#12105
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,347	Aragorn: "Don't worry, Legolas is always like this around giant stalactites." Boromir: "I'm not so sure it's the stalactite that's causing it, Aragorn." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

01-06-2007, 07:13 AM	#12106
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Boromir: psst, Aragorn. when was Legolas switched for Haldir? __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

01-06-2007, 11:38 AM	#12107
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 786	Boromir: Is he still ignoring you? Aragorn: Yeah, I think that last little comment about a sword being better than a bow really got to him. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

01-06-2007, 12:00 PM	#12108
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Aragorn: Sorry Legolas, me and Boromir have to have a smoke. It will only take a minute I promise. Boromir: So anyway, I had just escaped those 10 Nazgul Legolas: counting 59,58,57... __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-06-2007, 01:00 PM	#12109
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Legolas wanders in to find out what the bad smell is. "Are you lads smoking this stuff hanging from the roof? You do know it's Orc guano, don't you?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-06-2007, 01:46 PM	#12110
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Well, it seemed to me that the last picture got enough captions, so I guess I'll post a new one This is the scene I am talking about in my Gimli on drugs? thread __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-06-2007, 01:52 PM	#12111
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	As Aragorn's pre battle speech enters it's 9th hour, the man behind Gandalf wants to know if he can go to the toilet yet. OR As The mouth of Sauron performs a song and dance routine, Gandlaf wonders if he left the iron on back home... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-06-2007, 02:56 PM	#12112
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	after leaving Minas Tirith, the Host of the West finally arrive to the library where Harry Potter 7 is coming out Aragorn already makes a run for it,Legolas attempts to start reading the book from far away, while Gandalf tries to teleport himself a book using mind power Gimli...well he can't really do anything about it, that's why he was the strange face __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-06-2007, 04:01 PM	#12113
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 220	Legolas: I see it!!! I see it!!! eureka!!! Gimli: what? what? Gandalf: I think I see it too. Gimli: What? What? Eomer and soldiers together: I see it too. Gimli: WHAT????? Everyone: The SUN IS RISING!!!!!! __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

01-06-2007, 04:52 PM	#12114
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	When dwarves are posessed by demons... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-06-2007, 04:59 PM	#12115
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	More than one picture a day? Inconceivable! I wanted to caption the previous one. I think I'll go ahead and do it anyway... After stealing a packet of pipeweed, Aragorn nearly escaped mall security by posing among the mannequins, but Officer Boromir finally spotted him.

01-06-2007, 06:44 PM	#12116
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,347	Gimli to Legolas: "You do realise that as you and Gandalf have no helms, you will be at a severe disadvantage in battle? The orks will flock to your weakness!" Legolas: "Shouldn't be a problem; the Mouth just keeps talking... and talking... and talking... and talking... I've given up hoping that Aragorn will abandon common courtesy and chop his head off." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

01-06-2007, 07:15 PM	#12117
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Jack Black as Frodo: okay guys, we got this far so lets just do this and get it over with... yo gimli, eyes up here okay. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-06-2007, 07:33 PM	#12118
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Much like eggplants, dwarves can become lightheaded and irrate for prolonged periods of sunlight, suspicious company, and utterly boring speeches... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?