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Old 02-01-2008, 09:19 PM   #1
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Try The Barrowdowns you'll like it.

I found this site that I thought would be fun to mess around with here. It creates slogans for you.

You could use your 'Downs name, personal title, whatever (but let's make sure we keep this Middle-earth/Tolkien related). Also, let's be honest and use the first slogan you get.

So, my slogan is:

"Who would you have a Boromir88 with?"

Edit: As for the thread title, "Try the Barrowdowns you'll like it" that was the slogan that I got for The Barrowdowns, but if you click on the link, I think you will all see a different one.
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Old 02-01-2008, 09:56 PM   #2
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Bet you can't have just one!

Solutions for a small Bethberry.

It's Rohan time!

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Have a break. Have a canonicity.

I think, therefore, Cryptic Aura. OR There's always room for Cryptic Aura.



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Old 02-01-2008, 10:04 PM   #3
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My favorite was definitely "Happiness is a Folwren cigar."

EDIT: Only because...you all realize, I hope...because it was so wacko and ... not me.
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:07 PM   #4
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:54 PM   #5
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Old 02-02-2008, 03:40 AM   #6
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Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.
That's funny, Boro! Right when I clicked it this popped up at me:

If you can't beat the Barrowdowns, join the Barrowdowns!

A good piece of advice, isn't it?

And

Nothing works better than a Legate of Amon Lanc.

Wow, this seems really like a nice page. Definitely intelligent and worth following

With A Name Like A Voice That Gainsayeth, It Has To Be Good.

I like these
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Old 02-02-2008, 04:26 AM   #7
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Loving this generator...

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Old 02-02-2008, 04:44 AM   #8
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Old 02-02-2008, 04:50 AM   #9
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Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!Estelyn Telcontar has reached the Cracks of Doom and destroyed the Ring!
This is fun - thanks for sharing, Boro!

"Come See the Softer Side of The Barrowdowns." was the slogan that greeted me upon first click.

"Go On, Get Your Skwerlz Out." - well, if that isn't good advice for me! Additionally: "Bring Out The Skwerl."

"What Can Princess Of Skwerlz Do For You?"

"Nothing Acts Faster Than Estelyn Telcontar."

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Old 02-02-2008, 05:38 AM   #10
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Oh, what an amusing thread. I must say I laughed aloud when I saw "The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Aganzir" and "Savour the Flavour of Dwarf".


Now, what about the following?

Get the Werewolf habit.

Perfect.

But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Paper Telephone.
So would I.

There Ain't No Party Like An Assigned To Mordor Party.
This can be interpreted in several ways...


Or

The Non-Sticky Sticky Thinlómien.
What?

You Can Be Sure of Lommy.
Can you?

A Shady She-Penguin Is Forever.
That was appropriate...
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Old 02-02-2008, 05:51 AM   #11
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Inspired by Lommy's "Werewolf habit"...

Make It A Ranger Night.
Hope It's Hunter, It's Hunter, We Hope It's Hunter...
How Do You Eat Your Seer?
Good to the Last Ordo.
You're in Good Hands with Cobbler.
Don't You Just Love Being In Wolf?
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:37 AM   #12
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*cracks up*

These WW ones are just great! All too appropriate!

But this one's the best:
Quote:
How Do You Eat Your Seer?



btw:
It's not TV. It's Dueling Wizards.


Do Balrogs Have Wings Tested, Mother Approved.

If only...
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Old 02-02-2008, 07:56 AM   #13
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Not only is the Downer a 'top' newspaper, but it is also hygienic.

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with The Downer.

Sponsored by

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But make sure you...

Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Phantom And Alien

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Old 02-02-2008, 08:34 AM   #14
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Old 02-02-2008, 08:43 AM   #15
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Hilarious!

I almost dropped from my chair when this emerged from the generator!

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Nogrod.

And I might consider changing my signature into this at least when playing werewolf:

Watch Out, There's a Nogrod About.

I also liked this one:

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Flame Of The Ainulindalë.
whatever one thinks it means...

But I was somewhat amused about the general tone of the slogans...
- Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Nogrod from the Oven.
- You Can Really Taste The Nogrod!
- Sweet as the Moment When the Flame Of The Ainulindalë Went "Pop"
- Devon Knows How They Make Flame Of The Ainulindalë So Creamy.
- They Drink Flame Of The Ainulindalë In The Congo.

So most of the things relating to me are about eating or drinking? How accurate!
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:06 AM   #16
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How about

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink A Little Green.

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Old 02-02-2008, 09:42 AM   #17
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I'll have to try again...

Typed in Fin,

Turn loose the Fin.

Better, but still doesn't fit me....
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:08 AM   #18
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Thank you, I'm glad people are having as much fun as I am. I agree with Legate, the slogans for The Barrowdowns and WW are so appropriate.

Hmm...I was greeted with another appropriate one about The Barrowdowns:

There aint no party like The Barrowdowns party

"Snap! Crackle! Gandalf!"

I'm trying to figure out what this one means...

"The Denethor of a new generation"...anyone?

And I'm definitely going to have to disagree with this one:

"Smart. Beautiful. Shelob."
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:19 AM   #19
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Bwahaha! The one that greeted me was:
"Come to Life, Come to The Barrowdowns"

How inappropriate!

For me:
"Kills all known Rikae - dead"
Well, if my role is known, I suppose I can expect to be killed.

"Unzip a Rikae"
No comment.

"It needn't be hell with Rikae"
Then again,it probably will be.

"Splash Rikae all over"
And I thought my death narrations were gruesome...

"Kids will do anything for Rikae"
Pfft.

Edit:
"Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Mellifluous Maia."

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Old 02-02-2008, 10:20 AM   #20
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Wow! I could have had a Pilgrim Soul!

This is not your father's Mithalwen I should jolly well hope not - I am my own person.
The coolest Mithalwen on Ice They obviously didn't see me failing to Ice Skate last week
Kills all known Mithalwen dead - Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Cleans right round the Mithalwen - now I am an euphemism..
It's different in a Mithalwen - How very dare you...
Cleans your floor without Mithalwen Just as well - Mithalwen hates cleaning floors...
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Boromir, this is addictive!
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There seems to be some handy helpers around there as well... but on which side?
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And I'm definitely going to have to disagree with this one:

"Smart. Beautiful. Shelob."

Not impossible,I would say Mr 88:

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpos...47&postcount=7

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Old 02-02-2008, 10:35 AM   #23
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This time, I was greeted by:

Nobody does it like The Barrowdowns.

And inspired by Nogrod's effort, I tried...

The Hobbit stays sharp till the bottom of the glass.

And since I haven't seen The Might around here, sorry Miggy, but I could not resist putting your name in:

Gonna be a while? Grab a Miggy.*
Sounds like a slogan that should hover over the Quiz Room when one is there alone and no one seems to be posting

Another one:

Double the pleasure, double the Chat Skwerl!

Not sure whether one isn't sufficient already...

EDIT: Now reading it, I recall there used to go (around here at least) a commercial on the snack named "Twiggy"... hm... maybe...
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:39 AM   #24
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What can Barliman Butterbur do for you?...I doubt he could do even the simplest tasks for you.

Nobody does it like Eru...got that one right

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Old 02-02-2008, 10:41 AM   #25
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that would be Miss Shelob.. I am not a manuscript..... but otherwise correct
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:46 AM   #26
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"Snap! Crackle! Gandalf!"

I'm trying to figure out what this one means...

"The Denethor of a new generation"...anyone?
It should rather have been "Snap! Crackle! Denethor!"
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Hee hee

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Ask for him by name

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Don't ever know what this means

Ummmmm
Feel The Raw Naked Barrow-Wight Of The Road.

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Old 02-02-2008, 11:42 AM   #28
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The Quickbeam that refreshes.
umhmmm

Absolut Tom Bombadil
Better than Derry Dol Gin

Please don't squeeze the Goldberry
Honestly, I didn't make this one up!

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A TGIF statement?
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I likes this...

My Anti-Drug is Lalwende

The Appliance of Lalwende

Obey Your Lalwende
- Indeed

The Lalwende Goes Straight To Your Head

Everything We Do Is Driven by davem
- don't tell him though...

Wait Til We Get Our davem On You

This generator is also great fun if you enter in naughty and childish words...not, of course that I would do such a thing...ahem...
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Whoa! I just had to enter this-

You've always got time for the Barrowdowns.

Here's me happy.

Wouldn't you like to be a Finduilas too?
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Apparently...

Only Hookbill Has The Answer.

We're all doomed!

Let Your Goombas Do The Walking

I know I do.

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Mount Zoom

Stupid Cats...
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Inspired by Hookbill's recent post...

Reach Out and Touch Serious Cat.
I wouldn't dare to do that!

Bet You Can't Eat Serious Cat.
Of course not, because he will eat you.

and

We All Adore a Serious Cat.
How very true.
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Sorry for double-posting, but this was so heart-breakingly cute that I couldn't resist:

The Barrow-Downs that Smiles Back.


Awwwwwwwwwwwww!

(Okay, I'm a bit weird, possibly... )
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It's a Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked Adventure!

Ohh yes, I remember this - the site I used was www.sloganizer.net - but the ones this one comes up with seem to be funnier.

Strong and Beautiful, Just like The Barrowdowns

Recommended by Dr. The Barrowdowns

Oddwen is What We Do ()

Strong Enough for a Man, Made for an Oddwen (rotfl!!)

The Best Oddwen Under One Roof


I'd Walk a Mile for Oddwen


Who would you have a Crazy Captions with?

It's Not T.V., It's Crazy Captions. (Which is much, much better than t.v.!)

Every Kiss Begins With Crazy Captions

Stop! This New Movie Script is not Ready Yet!

Run For The New Movie Script!

New Movie Script Unscripted

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Barrowdowns Newspaper

A Finger of Barrowdowns Newspaper is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat

Why Can't Everything Orange Be Phantom And Alien?

Wait Till We Get Our Phantom And Alien On You

Daddy or Phantom And Alien?

The Best Part of Waking Up is Phantom And Alien in Your Cup

And you know the party ain't started 'til...

There Ain't No Party Like An Uncloaked Party


When You've Got Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked, Flaunt It

Did Somebody Say Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked?

The Home of Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked

Nothing Sucks Like A Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked
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If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Barrowdowns Newspaper
Fantastic!

Everyone's Favourite Tolkien
YES!

Is It Live, Or Is It Tolkien?
Can it be both?

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Barrow Wight
Warning: Barrow Wight's head may fall off.

The Barrow Wight That Refreshes.
Indeed.
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Better Living Through Taters



*I'm going to start a band called Electric Pipeweed...
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Give a dog a Holby.

Should I be insulted or flattered?!
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I'm not quite sure about the theological implications of this.
God made Werewolf.

But they seem to suggest nice new adjectives though. What would you describe as Werewolfrific?

Dueling Wizards - Just do it.
You can't stop Dueling Wizards.
It looks like a deal then?

Although I'm not sure about this line...
You're in Good Hands with Dueling Wizards.

And just to look at our RPGs as well.

It's a Lot Less Treachery Of Men Than a Hover.
Designed for Treachery Of Men, Engineered to Last.

Because I'm Worth Eorling Mead Hall.
The Best Eorling Mead Hall A Man Can Get.

Moms Like You Choose Fellowship Of The Fourth Age.
A Day Without Fellowship Of The Fourth Age is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

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If only everything in life was as reliable as an Orc.

A slogan for the Long Defeat!

Have you forgotten how good orc tastes?

I always suspected advertising was a form of cannibalism.

The curiously strong eagle.

Yes

Nobody does it like Bird and Baby.

Some other pubs will beg to differ.
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Get back your "Ooo" with Azaelia Not quite sure what that even means...
My Anti-drug is Azaelia
The dirt says Hot, the label says Azaelia I guess that's a compliment, but I really wouldn't describe myself as hot. hahaha.
But I'd rather have a bowl of the Barrowdowns!
The incredible, edible Barrowdowns
Boromir the Disco King unscripted I think that might be my favorite.
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