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Holbytlass · 06-02-2005, 01:31 PM

Saruman Sperling,"Not only am I the president of the 'Back-Hair Club for Men', I'm a client."

The Only Real Estel · 06-02-2005, 04:26 PM

Saruman gasps in pain as Grima shape-shifts into a werewolf before his very eyes and bits a chunck of flesh out of his shoulder.
Saruman: "And I never...even...suspected you..."

Gil-Galad · 06-02-2005, 04:30 PM

Grima: I'm sorry

Saruman: i knew you tipped that pizza-man! your dead to me grima!

Gurthang · 06-02-2005, 04:38 PM

Grima doesn't like Saruman's new wig.

OR

Saruman wanted the orcs opinion on his new wig.

OR

Saruman accidentally chokes on part of his new wig.

OR

Saruman is being eaten by his new wig.

Nimrodel_9 · 06-02-2005, 05:56 PM

Saruman is attacked by a R.U.S.

elronds_daughter · 06-02-2005, 06:28 PM

That's R.O.U.S., Nim! Rodent Of Unusual Size.

Anyway......

Grima: Die, fiend, die!!!
Voice from off-screen: He's not dead, yet.

**The Saucepan Man** · 06-02-2005, 07:03 PM

Grima: Gesundheit!

Encaitare · 06-02-2005, 08:59 PM

Grima uses his electrode gun to control the undead wizard.

The Only Real Estel · 06-02-2005, 09:01 PM

Saruman gasps as Anakin prepares to slice off his head.

Mad Baggins · 06-02-2005, 09:02 PM

Grima: Happy Birthday!

Saruman: Oooo, a backscratcher! So itchy...ah, so much better...

Gil-Galad · 06-02-2005, 09:02 PM

Gandalf: on second thought, lets not go to Isengard, it is a silly place

THE Ka · 06-02-2005, 09:27 PM

While Saruman's army was out destroying, Saruman decided to pass the time by a little role playing and facial expression excercises.

Saruman: Okay, does this make me look like a starved mad hatter hare with stringy hair?

Grima: Eh... Try showing a little more front teeth...

Saruman: Now, do I look like a starved mad hatter hare with stringy hair?

Grima: Exactly!

~ Ka

Meela · 06-03-2005, 05:08 AM

Saruman's new wig doubles as a handpuppet.

Lhunardawen · 06-03-2005, 05:14 AM

Saruman finally realizes how incredibly hideous his second-in-command is.

Oh no, Lhuna. Now you're really gonna get it from Encaitare.

Encaitare · 06-03-2005, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

Saruman finally realizes how incredibly hideous his second-in-command is.

Oh no, Lhuna. Now you're really gonna get it from Encaitare.

*sulks briefly before conceding that while Grima ain't pretty, he still needs some devoted fangirls to recognize his inner awesomeness*

On topic:

Saruman had to die... he refused to recognize Grima's inner awesomeness.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-03-2005, 08:26 AM

Grima: I told you it had nuts in it.

OR

As Wormtong is about to discover, it's a bad idea to go near Saruman after a night of heavy drinking with Radagast.

narfforc · 06-03-2005, 09:01 AM

Grima: I`m sending this back to the Dwarves of Dale, how dare they send me faulty goods, last week they deliver a mouldy Theoden, this week a wind-up Saruman puppet with a snapped key.

Gurthang · 06-03-2005, 09:45 AM

Grima stares intently at the strange black shadow coming from Saruman's nose.

Mithalwen · 06-03-2005, 11:43 AM

"you have to be right behind someone before you can stab them in the back..."

The Only Real Estel · 06-03-2005, 01:46 PM

Grandpa(ma?) Grima: "Come on Saruman, spit the rubber ball out...that's right--no! Don't chew on it! Don't you dare swollow that young man! Don't you make me do the heimlich!"

Gil-Galad · 06-03-2005, 04:13 PM

Grima: oh no! Sarumans having a heart attack! help him!

Gandalf: well i hope his will is up to date

Boromir88 · 06-03-2005, 08:26 PM

Saruman: I'm not dead.
Grima: Yes he is.
Saruman: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Grima: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Saruman: I'm getting better.
Grima: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Saruman: I don't want to go on the cart.
Grima: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
Saruman: I feel fine.

and the scene continues....

After Grima stabs Saruman, he runs away....

Figwit: Hold me I'm scared!
Random Elf: Oh jeez I can't look.
Boromir: Blo-o-o-dd.
Random Men: Oh why'd he have to die! Why! Why!
Gandalf: He's not dead!

THE Ka · 06-03-2005, 08:50 PM

Figwit: Pssst! What are we starring at?

Elven Friend: I have NO clue dude! That thing, it... Look at the size of those feet!

Frodo: What? They're natural, trust me!

~ Ka

Lhunardawen · 06-03-2005, 10:50 PM

Gandalf looks on in disappointment at Bill the Balrog's surprise breakdancing presentation.

Gandalf: Have you learned nothing at all, Bill?

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-04-2005, 04:03 AM

Saruman tries to get revenge on Gandalf the grey for being uncloaked, but with limited success.

OR

Boromir: Truly it MUST be destroyed!

Gandalf: It cannot go on existing!

Frodo: But all the other kids have the Crazy Frog ring tone!

All: ... Destroy it!!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-04-2005, 06:15 AM

"What's that? Sauron's already taken over the world? Bureaucracy, it ruins everything..."

Meela · 06-04-2005, 06:38 AM

Mid-council, the Hobbits tuck into a morning snack, much to the horror of the Elves.

Elf: Are those... calories?!
Figwit: *shudder*

Boromir88 · 06-04-2005, 09:33 AM

The Council is ambushed by a rabid....CHINCHILLA!

(not a new pic)

mormegil · 06-04-2005, 10:00 AM

The council is aghast when Gimli shows up in tights and a pink tutu and begins the first act of Dwarf Lake, his new ballet.

The Only Real Estel · 06-04-2005, 11:10 AM

Gandalf: "Frodo...you can't be serious. You're...you're going to drive to Mordor in a...a DeLorean?"

Gil-Galad · 06-04-2005, 11:40 AM

"Those crazy elvish drinking parties"

Everyone: chug chug chug woooooo

*Elrond falls down, hits his head on the table*

Gandalf: he did not just do that!

Boromir: freakin awesome!

*Legolas in underwear runs by*

Legolas: were going streaking!!!

Gandalf: way to ruin the party Legolas...

Boromir: yea ya stupid elf...

*Legolas walks away with head down...and walks past a red doghouse...*

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-04-2005, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

"What's that? Sauron's already taken over the world? Bureaucracy, it ruins everything..."

Elrond: Let's face it; he's spent the last two ages filling in forms, and signing things. That's how long it takes.

Gurthang · 06-04-2005, 11:56 AM

Frodo reveals his secret blackmailing tool...a picture of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! Everyone is appalled.

Kath · 06-04-2005, 01:09 PM

Gandalf: Look, there are people watching us!

Boromir: My God you're right! Who are they? What do they want?

*Legolas runs in from offscreen* "It's me!"

Gandalf: Oh, they've gone now.

davem · 06-04-2005, 01:13 PM

While the others look on stupified at their first encounter with a Middle earth Big Issue seller, only Gandalf has the presence of mind to pretend he's forgot his purse....

Nimrodel_9 · 06-04-2005, 01:15 PM

He just swallowed that gerbil whole!!!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-04-2005, 02:33 PM

Gandalf: "I said no cameras! Release the hounds!"

Lalwendë · 06-04-2005, 02:44 PM

The Council of Elrond is delayed as the blokes pass by Elrond's private quarters.

Gandalf: "He's got a 32" Plasma TV!"
Boromir: "And Sky Sports, the jammy beggar!"
Elrohir: "Yeah, but the selfish swine won't let us play our PlayStation games on it. It's so unfair!"

davem · 06-04-2005, 02:50 PM

The Council members are appalled when Sam has the bad manners to laugh at
Boromir's second head...

Boromir: 'It started as this boil on my shoulder....'

Or

Gandalf's quick draw demonstration failed to impress as he realised too late that Merry had swiped his gunbelt...

Or

A wave of panic strikes the Council members as they wonder which of them will have to clean up Bilbo's little 'accident' ....

The Only Real Estel · 06-04-2005, 03:04 PM

Gandalf: "Look Frodo, we all know you're getting bored. But to sit there and cross your eyes and stick your fingers up your nose while Elrond is talking is completely inappropriate!"

06-02-2005, 01:31 PM	#5401
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,056	It's not a tuuumaa!! Saruman Sperling,"Not only am I the president of the 'Back-Hair Club for Men', I'm a client." __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-02-2005, 04:30 PM	#5403
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Grima: I'm sorry Saruman: i knew you tipped that pizza-man! your dead to me grima! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-02-2005, 04:38 PM	#5404
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Grima doesn't like Saruman's new wig. OR Saruman wanted the orcs opinion on his new wig. OR Saruman accidentally chokes on part of his new wig. OR Saruman is being eaten by his new wig. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-02-2005, 05:56 PM	#5405
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 746	Saruman is attacked by a R.U.S. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

06-02-2005, 06:28 PM	#5406
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 688	That's R.O.U.S., Nim! Rodent Of Unusual Size. Anyway...... Grima: Die, fiend, die!!! Voice from off-screen: He's not dead, yet. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

06-02-2005, 04:26 PM	#5402
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Saruman gasps in pain as Grima shape-shifts into a werewolf before his very eyes and bits a chunck of flesh out of his shoulder. Saruman: "And I never...even...suspected you..."

06-02-2005, 07:03 PM	#5407
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,436	When in doubt, go for the obvious ... Grima: Gesundheit! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

06-02-2005, 08:59 PM	#5408
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,903	I don't suppose anyone has seen Plan 9 From Outer Space... Grima uses his electrode gun to control the undead wizard.

06-02-2005, 09:01 PM	#5409
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	mixed up movies Saruman gasps as Anakin prepares to slice off his head.

06-02-2005, 09:02 PM	#5410
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 374	Grima: Happy Birthday! Saruman: Oooo, a backscratcher! So itchy...ah, so much better... __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.

06-02-2005, 09:02 PM	#5411
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Gandalf: on second thought, lets not go to Isengard, it is a silly place __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-02-2005, 09:27 PM	#5412
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	While Saruman's army was out destroying, Saruman decided to pass the time by a little role playing and facial expression excercises. Saruman: Okay, does this make me look like a starved mad hatter hare with stringy hair? Grima: Eh... Try showing a little more front teeth... Saruman: Now, do I look like a starved mad hatter hare with stringy hair? Grima: Exactly! ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-03-2005, 05:08 AM	#5413
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Saruman's new wig doubles as a handpuppet. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-03-2005, 05:14 AM	#5414
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	Saruman finally realizes how incredibly hideous his second-in-command is. Oh no, Lhuna. Now you're really gonna get it from Encaitare.

06-03-2005, 08:26 AM	#5416
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Grima: I told you it had nuts in it. OR As Wormtong is about to discover, it's a bad idea to go near Saruman after a night of heavy drinking with Radagast. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-03-2005, 09:01 AM	#5417
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Grima: I`m sending this back to the Dwarves of Dale, how dare they send me faulty goods, last week they deliver a mouldy Theoden, this week a wind-up Saruman puppet with a snapped key.

06-03-2005, 09:45 AM	#5418
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Grima stares intently at the strange black shadow coming from Saruman's nose. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-03-2005, 11:43 AM	#5419
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,530	In the immortal words of David Brent....... "you have to be right behind someone before you can stab them in the back..." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

06-03-2005, 01:46 PM	#5420
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	toddler days Grandpa(ma?) Grima: "Come on Saruman, spit the rubber ball out...that's right--no! Don't chew on it! Don't you dare swollow that young man! Don't you make me do the heimlich!"

06-03-2005, 04:13 PM	#5421
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Grima: oh no! Sarumans having a heart attack! help him! Gandalf: well i hope his will is up to date __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-03-2005, 08:26 PM	#5422
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Saruman: I'm not dead. Grima: Yes he is. Saruman: I'm not. The Dead Collector: He isn't. Grima: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. Saruman: I'm getting better. Grima: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Saruman: I don't want to go on the cart. Grima: Oh, don't be such a baby. The Dead Collector: I can't take him. Saruman: I feel fine. and the scene continues.... After Grima stabs Saruman, he runs away.... Figwit: Hold me I'm scared! Random Elf: Oh jeez I can't look. Boromir: Blo-o-o-dd. Random Men: Oh why'd he have to die! Why! Why! Gandalf: He's not dead! __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-03-2005, 08:50 PM	#5423
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	Figwit: Pssst! What are we starring at? Elven Friend: I have NO clue dude! That thing, it... Look at the size of those feet! Frodo: What? They're natural, trust me! ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

06-03-2005, 10:50 PM	#5424
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	Gandalf looks on in disappointment at Bill the Balrog's surprise breakdancing presentation. Gandalf: Have you learned nothing at all, Bill?

06-04-2005, 04:03 AM	#5425
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Saruman tries to get revenge on Gandalf the grey for being uncloaked, but with limited success. OR Boromir: Truly it MUST be destroyed! Gandalf: It cannot go on existing! Frodo: But all the other kids have the Crazy Frog ring tone! All: ... Destroy it!!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-04-2005, 06:15 AM	#5426
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	At the Council "What's that? Sauron's already taken over the world? Bureaucracy, it ruins everything..." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-04-2005, 06:38 AM	#5427
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Mid-council, the Hobbits tuck into a morning snack, much to the horror of the Elves. Elf: Are those... calories?! Figwit: shudder __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 06-04-2005 at 10:53 AM.

06-04-2005, 09:33 AM	#5428
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	The Council is ambushed by a rabid....CHINCHILLA! (not a new pic) __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-04-2005, 10:00 AM	#5429
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	The council is aghast when Gimli shows up in tights and a pink tutu and begins the first act of Dwarf Lake, his new ballet. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

06-04-2005, 11:10 AM	#5430
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Back to the Future/Lord of the Rings Gandalf: "Frodo...you can't be serious. You're...you're going to drive to Mordor in a...a DeLorean?"

06-04-2005, 11:40 AM	#5431
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	"Those crazy elvish drinking parties" Everyone: chug chug chug woooooo Elrond falls down, hits his head on the table Gandalf: he did not just do that! Boromir: freakin awesome! Legolas in underwear runs by Legolas: were going streaking!!! Gandalf: way to ruin the party Legolas... Boromir: yea ya stupid elf... Legolas walks away with head down...and walks past a red doghouse... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-04-2005, 11:56 AM	#5433
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Frodo reveals his secret blackmailing tool...a picture of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! Everyone is appalled. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-04-2005, 01:09 PM	#5434
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,585	Gandalf: Look, there are people watching us! Boromir: My God you're right! Who are they? What do they want? Legolas runs in from offscreen "It's me!" Gandalf: Oh, they've gone now. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-04-2005, 01:13 PM	#5435
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	While the others look on stupified at their first encounter with a Middle earth Big Issue seller, only Gandalf has the presence of mind to pretend he's forgot his purse.... __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

06-04-2005, 01:15 PM	#5436
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 746	He just swallowed that gerbil whole!!!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

06-04-2005, 02:33 PM	#5437
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	Gandalf: "I said no cameras! Release the hounds!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond