Lives and deaths of the undead

[Galadriel55]

I thought that it would be fun to make fun of our website theme of being dead. Or, undead.

How many times do we die?

Well, once, as soon as you join.

Every time you don't survive to the end in a Werewolf game.

Every time someone posts something really hilarious, and you reply:

*dies*

And then, some people say that you're born again on your birthday. So woud that mean that we die again every deathday?

And Sally is a special case. She dies slowly and painfully because of new posts on a certain thread.

They say that cats have 9 lives. How many lives do BDers have?

Discuss...erm, I mean, make fun!