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Old 07-02-2005, 05:33 PM   #681
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Fortunately the pickpockets weren't killed.
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Old 07-02-2005, 06:17 PM   #682
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Unfortunately they becmae mad with anger and marched down the aisle to cut Legolas hair off
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Old 07-02-2005, 07:29 PM   #683
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Old 07-02-2005, 08:27 PM   #684
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Unfortunately Ungoliant emerged from the East-Gate of Moria and headed south.
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:57 AM   #685
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Fortunately the Bus was north and was heading North
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Old 07-03-2005, 11:14 AM   #686
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Unfortunately, it was headed right into a dragon's lair.
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Old 07-03-2005, 11:17 AM   #687
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Old 07-03-2005, 11:20 AM   #688
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Unfortunately, a giant squid got on the bus and thought Frodo looked tasty.
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Old 07-03-2005, 11:23 AM   #689
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Fortunately it had to spit Frodo back out because his parents told him not to eat hobbits off the ground
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Old 07-03-2005, 12:10 PM   #690
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Unfortunately, he spit Frodo out the window.
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Old 07-03-2005, 12:20 PM   #691
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Old 07-03-2005, 02:55 PM   #692
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Old 07-03-2005, 04:12 PM   #693
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Fortunately, there was a net over the pit, so Frodo was saved.
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Old 07-03-2005, 04:33 PM   #694
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:01 PM   #696
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Old 07-03-2005, 09:06 PM   #698
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Unfortunately he dropped all of them into the spiders mouth
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Fortunately, the spider got the 'quarters' stuck in its throat and died.
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Old 07-04-2005, 06:39 AM   #700
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Unfortunately the FAN's (First Aid Nymph's) arrived and performed the Heimlich Manoeuvre thus causing the quarters to ping out of the spiders throat, break the net, hit Frodo on the head and everything falls down.
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Fortunately, the bottomless pit of doom was inhabited by friendly pterodactyls that gave Frodo a ride back up.
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Unfortunately Ungoliant scored her first above-ground kill in centuries, a horse and a rider.
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Fortunately, this didn't affect the current situation.
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Old 07-04-2005, 04:09 PM   #704
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Unfortunately the pterodactyl carrying Frodo freaked out everyone so Frodo had to land far from home.
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Fortunately this was a good thing as everyone back home was mad at Frodo for having sold Bag End to the Sackville-Bagginses.
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Old 07-05-2005, 10:06 AM   #706
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Unfortunately Ungoliant was continuing her reign of terror in Rohan.
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Fortunately, nobody cared about Ungoliant because the main storyline was focusing on Frodo.
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Old 07-05-2005, 12:02 PM   #708
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Unfortunately this was deemed rather insulting to The Elf-Warrior who went on a murderous rampage against TGWBS.
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Fortunately Gil-Galad didn't do anything as he watched Ungoliant devour TGWBS
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Unfortunately The Elf-warrior was devoured by Ungoliant too.
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Fortunately Gil-Galad and Kath didn't do anything...and is that a smirk on Kath's face?
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Unfortunately that was a smirk on Kath's face as Ungoliant choked on the Elf-Warrior as so was removed from all future storylines.
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Old 07-05-2005, 04:20 PM   #713
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Fortunately thus was the gravest threat to Middle-Earth since Sauron removed. Huzzah! Oh, and by the way, I can continue posting on this thread.
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Old 07-05-2005, 06:14 PM   #715
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Fortunately he was also devoured along with TGWBS and Elf_Warrior
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Unfortunately Frodo caught a cold walking back home.
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Unfortunately it was sheer coincidence because the duck was a quack.
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Fortunately the Duck made Frodo get Aflack insurance
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