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mormegil · 07-08-2009, 11:33 AM

"clothesline of Orthanc."

Nessa Telrunya · 07-09-2009, 04:55 AM

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be UncleBilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night.

This caused there to be some sudden changes in this absurd story which Bilbo was trying to translate into every language, publish in Playboy, and send to Mr Peter Jackson."

A rift in the space-time continuum opened near Esmeralda's kitchen as she ate
all the cookies made from Bob marley's garden of strange Weed.
The continuum spun in many colors and teleported Esmerelda to her toilet and then Rivendell, where she could get fat on the wonderful foods cooked in lard and dipped in fried beef stew, which had large chunks of slime as well as many smaller ones.
Elrond's gourmet chef decided to see his mad doctor to find out what psychopath meant to try and cure Smeagol's cousin of his dangerous dead body syndrome that was caused by being eaten by a giant pile of animated zombie hobbit protoplasm called Smeagol/Gollum.
Deagol never did get over dying, but instead he took to lying, and to prying, and getting reanimated by an unwilling angry, Half-orc under Saruman's direction, and Deagol turned his nose up to smell the Socks of Saruman dangling from the clothesline of Orthanc.

"These Socks were..."

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 05:13 AM

.....no longer white.....

Lindale · 07-09-2009, 06:22 AM

which Gandalf saw

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 06:35 AM

...........when stealing them.........

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-09-2009, 07:01 AM

...leaving rainbow replacements...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-09-2009, 07:08 AM

"Which he hoped..."

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-09-2009, 07:12 AM

,,,would match Saruman's...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-09-2009, 07:14 AM

"pretty new robes."

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 07:28 AM

.....donated by Dulux....

Nessa Telrunya · 07-09-2009, 07:29 AM

"and smelling of"

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 07:31 AM

...bad breath and.....

Nessa Telrunya · 07-09-2009, 07:35 AM

"rotten cheesy beans."

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-09-2009, 07:37 AM

...This nauseated Wromtongue...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-09-2009, 07:38 AM

"So he bought"

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 07:58 AM

....some flowery airspray....

mormegil · 07-09-2009, 08:03 AM

"from the gap..."

Nessa Telrunya · 07-09-2009, 08:34 AM

"of Rohan boutique"

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 09:47 AM

...owned by Shirkingbad....

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 09:54 AM

...., malingerer of Meduseld....

mormegil · 07-09-2009, 10:41 AM

"keeper of the"

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 10:46 AM

.........Bent Sword, Illforged.....

mormegil · 07-09-2009, 10:48 AM

"Illforge was a"

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 11:13 AM

.....Follywood plastic prop.........

mormegil · 07-09-2009, 11:23 AM

"with keen edge"

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 11:30 AM

....and rubber handgrip......

Oddwen · 07-09-2009, 12:44 PM

...boasting seven kills...

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 01:18 PM

..........by toxic poisoning......

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-09-2009, 01:35 PM

...using Esmeralda's recipes...

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 01:38 PM

........on the blade....

Eönwë · 07-09-2009, 03:10 PM

..., all of which...

mormegil · 07-09-2009, 03:19 PM

"had a minty"

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-09-2009, 03:20 PM

...worried Uncle Bilbo...

Eönwë · 07-09-2009, 03:51 PM

...aftertaste if you...

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 04:22 PM

...eat the dead.....

Nessa Telrunya · 07-09-2009, 04:30 PM

"without any seasoning."

mormegil · 07-09-2009, 06:00 PM

"Which of course,"

narfforc · 07-09-2009, 06:22 PM

..........only Orcs do..

Nessa Telrunya · 07-10-2009, 04:48 AM

"But then again"

narfforc · 07-10-2009, 05:13 AM

....so do Trolls.

07-08-2009, 11:33 AM	#161
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	"clothesline of Orthanc." __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-09-2009, 04:55 AM	#162
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers. But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be UncleBilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about. So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee. Despite all this, it was clear that not even Sauron's bad breath could prevent Bilbo from releasing the horror upon the unsuspecting folk of Mirkwood vampire spiders which happened to bite Legolas Greenleaf in his buttocks which was distressing because he then required Gimli to use a special and very painful method, in order to cleanse and drink Esmeralda's remedy which was made on Tuesday night. This caused there to be some sudden changes in this absurd story which Bilbo was trying to translate into every language, publish in Playboy, and send to Mr Peter Jackson." A rift in the space-time continuum opened near Esmeralda's kitchen as she ate all the cookies made from Bob marley's garden of strange Weed. The continuum spun in many colors and teleported Esmerelda to her toilet and then Rivendell, where she could get fat on the wonderful foods cooked in lard and dipped in fried beef stew, which had large chunks of slime as well as many smaller ones. Elrond's gourmet chef decided to see his mad doctor to find out what psychopath meant to try and cure Smeagol's cousin of his dangerous dead body syndrome that was caused by being eaten by a giant pile of animated zombie hobbit protoplasm called Smeagol/Gollum. Deagol never did get over dying, but instead he took to lying, and to prying, and getting reanimated by an unwilling angry, Half-orc under Saruman's direction, and Deagol turned his nose up to smell the Socks of Saruman dangling from the clothesline of Orthanc. "These Socks were..." __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-09-2009, 05:13 AM	#163
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	.....no longer white..... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 06:22 AM	#164
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	which Gandalf saw __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-09-2009, 06:35 AM	#165
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	...........when stealing them......... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 07:01 AM	#166
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...leaving rainbow replacements... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-09-2009, 07:08 AM	#167
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	"Which he hoped..." __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-09-2009, 07:12 AM	#168
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	,,,would match Saruman's... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-09-2009, 07:14 AM	#169
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	"pretty new robes." __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-09-2009, 07:28 AM	#170
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	.....donated by Dulux.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 07:29 AM	#171
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	"and smelling of" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-09-2009, 07:31 AM	#172
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	...bad breath and..... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 07:35 AM	#173
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	"rotten cheesy beans." __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-09-2009, 07:37 AM	#174
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...This nauseated Wromtongue... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-09-2009, 07:38 AM	#175
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	"So he bought" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-09-2009, 07:58 AM	#176
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	....some flowery airspray.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 08:03 AM	#177
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	"from the gap..." __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-09-2009, 08:34 AM	#178
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	"of Rohan boutique" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-09-2009, 09:47 AM	#179
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	...owned by Shirkingbad.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 09:54 AM	#180
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	...., malingerer of Meduseld.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 10:41 AM	#181
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	"keeper of the" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-09-2009, 10:46 AM	#182
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	.........Bent Sword, Illforged..... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 10:48 AM	#183
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	"Illforge was a" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-09-2009, 11:13 AM	#184
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	.....Follywood plastic prop......... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 11:23 AM	#185
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	"with keen edge" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-09-2009, 11:30 AM	#186
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	....and rubber handgrip...... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 12:44 PM	#187
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	...boasting seven kills... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-09-2009, 01:18 PM	#188
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	..........by toxic poisoning...... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 01:35 PM	#189
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...using Esmeralda's recipes... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-09-2009, 01:38 PM	#190
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	........on the blade.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-09-2009, 03:10 PM	#191
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07-09-2009, 03:19 PM	#192
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	"had a minty" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-09-2009, 03:20 PM	#193
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...worried Uncle Bilbo... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-09-2009, 03:51 PM	#194
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07-09-2009, 04:22 PM	#195
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	...eat the dead..... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.