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04-28-2007, 11:36 AM
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Gandalf: Ow! That's my hair you've got! No, no, don't drop me! I can deal with the pain!
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04-28-2007, 12:00 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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Gandalf: Over yonder to a new sunset and oh yeah, caption...
 Gollum: Yeeah, I'm going to have to ask you two to cut down on the chit-chat, and by the way, next friday is hobbit-hunting day, so... if you want to, go ahead and bring your gear when we flush them out of the basements. Orc: Pfft, thanks a lot Gary Cole... ~ Ka
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04-28-2007, 02:02 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gollum makes sure that his friend 'screecher the Orc' distracts his fellow employee while he steals a fish head.
OR As business hours at Fish Corp drew to a close, Gollum is surprised to see that the Orc is still yawning since the morning.
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04-29-2007, 06:28 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Halp cried the fish, as some orc had tinkered with the piccie so it wouldn't open.
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04-29-2007, 11:23 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Somehow I can't see the caption...
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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04-29-2007, 11:34 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Try this...
 The orc cannot believe that Gollum quite deliberately walked up to the pile of fish and ripped a head off. What really got him was the fact that no one seemed to notice. OR Gollum suggests that the office should get bigger filing cabinets in which to store fish.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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04-29-2007, 11:47 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Office politics produce a different kettle of fish.
OR Girl in chair to herself: I'm not looking forward to this year's Christmas party.
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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04-29-2007, 01:25 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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What neither the orc or Gollum knew was that the girl they where both hitting on was in fact Sauron in disguise.
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04-29-2007, 01:31 PM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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You realise you're addicted to LotR when...you start thinking about your evil co-worker and your boss as Gollum and and an orc
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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04-29-2007, 02:11 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Orc: Oh hi, Patricia, did you get the memo? And also, I'm going to need you to come in and work Saturday. That would be Greeeaaaatttt.
Gollum: Fish. My juicy fish. Have you seen my wriggly fish?
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04-29-2007, 02:16 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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This lady knows exactly what it's like to be stuck between a hammer and an anvil.
Orc: Did you catch the latest episode of 'Popular reality TV show'? Yes? No? You missed a good one man! Gollum: Yea, they were kicking people off left, right and centre. Some people got kicked on! Orc: They're going to be talking about this one for a while! Lady: *groan*
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04-29-2007, 06:41 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Or... Gollum to female orc: Hey baby, how about you and me going to the all-night sushi bar tonight? A moment later, Gollum was fried to a crisp by the female orc's fire-breathing boyfriend. What a tragedy.
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04-30-2007, 09:19 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Orc: That report was due tuesday!!!
Gollum: We told you! Woman: ...why did I ever decide to work here?!?! OR This is how you see people around you after spending too much time on the Downs. 
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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04-30-2007, 09:24 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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She just couldn't wait until May Day...
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05-01-2007, 01:14 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Tracy was glad she was only temping at DEFRA if this was how you would end up after dealing with headless mutant fish for fifteen years.
OR After ten minutes of hearing about blue sky thinking, ballpark figures and thinking outside the box, Diane began to hallucinate. OR Just an everyday scene at the offices of Sellafield.
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Gordon's alive!
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05-01-2007, 01:22 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gollum: Psst! Eh, Orcie! Don't you think this new employee looks like a bit of a freak?
Orc: Yea. Weird face and everything. What kind of stuff are the bosses going to let in next? Chickens with no legs? Gollum: He works in accounting doesnt he?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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05-01-2007, 09:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Orc: "I will not be outsourced by a Balok puppet, you squeaky maggot!"
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05-01-2007, 11:21 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Phil from Marketing (gollum): Hey there cutie, I was hoping that we could go out on a date.
Johnson from Accounting: ACK! I was asking her Phil! or The date is December 18th 2001 Man dressed as Gollum: Hey guess what Suzie! Suzie (annoyed and exasperated): What!?! Gollum: I'm going to the midnight showing of the Lord of the Rings, that's why I'm dressed up. Man dressed as an Orc!: YAY! Me too! Let's go to the line together. Can you believe the trailors on this one. I can't wait to see it. Suzie (mumbling): Geeks!
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05-02-2007, 12:51 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
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No evil in Arda or Menel can rival those selfish spawn you must call co-workers...
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05-02-2007, 01:10 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Gollum Johnson, Team Leader: "Susan, could you prepare these nice fishes for the working lunch with our new partners later? I think that should be enough food to go round, don't you?"
Orc Smith, Head of Accounts: "Erm, excuse me, don't you think I should have been consulted? We have no luxury biscuits on order! And I can't eat fish, I only eat Man Flesh!" Susan: "Do they do Man Flesh in Sainsbury's?" OR Bridget Jones Diary Monday 30th April Cigarettes 10, Weight 120 Lbs. Realised today how rough Cleaver looks in a morning. Not quite so keen now, actually. But then Darcy isn't such a looker when he has a hangover either. Only thing to do was to resort to family sized tub of Haagen Dazs.
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Gordon's alive!
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05-02-2007, 01:29 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gollum and Mr Orc are suprised at the new girl's ability to use the inviso-mouse.
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05-02-2007, 02:42 PM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Girl in chair to herself (reading Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964)
harassment... well, form of sexual discrimination... mmm... are fishes sexual...? they are surely discriminating, seeing as I'm vegetarian and they both know it... surely violates... can I sue them and use the picture as evidence?... 'twas a good idea to install a hidden camera... but this Act says nothing about fish... pity camera doesn't record smell...
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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05-05-2007, 11:04 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Seems like the thread needs reviving
  Aragorn (thinking): Should have remembered Rangers' wisdom... the one about never taking beans for a foodstuff when traveling with hobbits... or at least not camping in caves!
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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05-05-2007, 11:19 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The pic may not work for some, so try this url...
 Aragorn: I need to find that tall stone wall that sort of leans back on itself. Frodo: Erm... Strider... Aragorn: Not now. I need to find that wall... OR Aragorn prepares to open the trap door. Who will drop? 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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05-05-2007, 11:30 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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Photographer: Good, Viggo, stand this way... head a little bit up... now that's a nice pose... just a moment...
Merry: I see our star is preparing something for the fan girls once again. Meanwhile, let's get a little drink! OR Sam uses a metal detector to find the Ring Frodo dropped. OR Sam (after an hour of running around Weathertop with the metal detector): Okay, Strider, you convinced me. I'm going to believe you. Aragorn: Right. Now the next time, please, believe me when I tell you that the Morgul-knife's blade has disappeared. OR Sam (holding the motion tracker): I got movement! Northwest, fifteen meters! Frodo: Where? I can't see anything up there! Merry: Let them come and I'll hit them with this barrel. Aragorn: Now where the heck did I come to?
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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05-05-2007, 04:07 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Aragorn was rather annoyed after the hobbits made him take a hughe detour for some non-existing cave paintings.
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05-05-2007, 05:35 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
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Aragorn was going for the record of non-bathing, little did he know Pippin was getting ready with the bucket...
or Aragorn proved he was unfit as a guard when the Hobbits made off with $500 worth of merchandise.
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05-05-2007, 09:44 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Ohio. Believe it or not.
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Sam: "You ever notice that Strider always gets those strange, far off looks whenever it's time to set up camp?"
Pippin: "Aye. He's deep, that one." Merry: Lazy arse if you ask me..." Stider: "I HEARD THAT!"
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05-06-2007, 03:21 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Merry wants to go at Strider with both barrels.
 OR Frodo is unimpressed with Sam's attempts at shadow puppets.
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05-06-2007, 06:15 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Aragorn points out to H-I and Hookbill that they are in danger of prosecution for breaking the copyright once again, Merry is loading up the explosive to destroy the illegal picture, Frodo is looking for the best point to place it, Pippin has run away due to the fact that Sam in playing with the detenation unit.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 05-06-2007 at 08:26 AM. |
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05-06-2007, 06:33 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Quote:
Now for a caption... Sam is disappointed at the lack of signal he gets on his mobile telephone.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 05-06-2007 at 11:33 AM. |
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05-06-2007, 08:27 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Is that Sam who is disappointed? or is Frodo checking the mast sticking out of Aragorns back,
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 05-06-2007 at 08:31 AM. |
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05-06-2007, 11:29 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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Somewhat inspired by narfforc
Frodo just notices that Strider has a katana stabbed in his back.
OR Aragorn (slowly raising hand): no, no, no, YOU HAVE LOST!!! (unleashes Force Lightning on the observer)
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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05-06-2007, 01:07 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Ohio. Believe it or not.
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Pippin: "Strider! Merry keeps trying to take the barrel away from me!"
Merry: "Am not! Am not! Am not!" Strider: "Don't make me come back there, because you'll both be sorry if I do!" Or... Back at the Himalayan base camp, Strider realizes he should have spent the extra couple of bucks and hired the Sherpa guides...
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Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs. That's how World War 1 got started! Last edited by Boo Radley; 05-06-2007 at 01:12 PM. |
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05-06-2007, 05:47 PM
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Blithe Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2003
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The band spent a fortune on the coolest, moodiest photographer around, but it still couldn't make up for all those studio rows over creative differences. Wild Men on Weathertop was just destined to be that difficult second album.
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05-06-2007, 06:35 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
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For the first time, the hobbits realize that they can control Aragorn through the antennae stuck through his back.
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05-10-2007, 02:10 AM
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Alive without breath
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Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Merry wonders if Strider's head will fit in the barrel...
OR Just before he yells 'NAZGUL!' Aragorn is struck speechless as the black riders begin to do a strange dance...
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05-10-2007, 10:30 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
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As Aragorn dreams of Arwen, he doesn't notice the hobbits plotting behind his back.
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05-11-2007, 12:30 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Everyone except Pippin politely turns away as Samwise prepares to take a leak.
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Gordon's alive!
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05-13-2007, 10:48 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
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Orc Scrawl
Frodo: "Hello, what's this? 'For a good time, call Arwen @ RIvendell 1'"
Aragorn: "Whaaaattttt?"
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