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08-25-2007, 11:25 AM | #4961 |
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Fortunately, the Eagles gave them a ride.
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08-25-2007, 11:34 AM | #4962 |
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Unfortunately, the Eagles were distracted by a sale on at M&S.
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08-25-2007, 05:06 PM | #4963 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Fortunately, they finished their shopping quickly.
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08-26-2007, 01:05 AM | #4964 |
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Unfortunately, there was a stupid member of staff on the till and they got stuck there for AGES until they forgot what it was they were doing.
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08-26-2007, 02:53 AM | #4965 |
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Fortunately, while they were held up by all these things it became eagle hunting seasun.
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08-26-2007, 01:11 PM | #4966 |
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Unfortunately the eagles left the store.
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08-26-2007, 01:37 PM | #4967 |
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Fortunately, the hunters were all waiting outside.
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08-26-2007, 02:08 PM | #4968 |
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Unfortunately, the Wargs came, attacked the hunters and then proceeded to eat them.
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08-26-2007, 10:41 PM | #4969 |
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Fortunately, the Hunters had Hunter-itis and all the Wargs died as a result of eating them
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08-27-2007, 04:57 AM | #4970 |
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Unfortunately, the wargs corpses spontaneously combusted; thus showering the neighbouring vicinity with stomach lining and fur.
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A great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar.
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08-27-2007, 08:33 AM | #4971 |
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Fortunately, the wargs stomach lining and fur proved to be an
excellent fertilizer for South Farthing pipeweed, and was much appreciated by the hobbit agropipeweed industry.
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08-27-2007, 12:03 PM | #4972 |
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Unfortunately, the sun exploded.
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08-27-2007, 12:26 PM | #4973 |
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Fortunately, the Sun exploded in the other direction of Middle Earth, so Far Earth and CLose Earth were immediately harmed
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08-27-2007, 01:38 PM | #4974 |
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Unfortunately, everybody died.
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08-27-2007, 11:45 PM | #4976 |
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Unfortunately, Sauron was uninteresting.
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08-30-2007, 08:26 AM | #4977 |
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Fortunately, it turned out that interesting Wormtongue
had been the brains behind Sauron and took over for him (having fooled the hobbits by having a clone of his shot by the hobbits in the Shire).
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08-30-2007, 09:05 PM | #4978 |
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Unfortunately, he proceeded to take over the world.
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08-30-2007, 09:08 PM | #4979 |
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Fortunately, all of the people who were killed when the sun exploded earlier rose up as zombies and ate Wormtongue's brains.
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08-31-2007, 07:05 PM | #4980 |
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Unfortunately, at that very moment in time the moon also blew up.
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09-04-2007, 08:16 AM | #4981 |
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Fortunately the moon's explosion only killed flesh eating
zombies (just before they ate Wormtongue's brain).
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09-04-2007, 05:57 PM | #4982 |
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Unfortunately, this left Wormtongue completely unnoposed, while he was secretly being controlled by Were-Feanor.
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09-07-2007, 08:07 AM | #4983 |
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Fortunately Were-Feanor was opposed by, and got
a strong spanking from, Were-Galadriel.
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09-07-2007, 09:26 AM | #4984 |
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Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom drove over Were-Galadriel thus leaving Were-Feanor in power
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09-07-2007, 02:44 PM | #4985 |
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Fortunately, Were-Galadriel's only weakness is lemonade.
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09-08-2007, 12:31 AM | #4986 |
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Unfortunately, Osse's weird sense of humor caused him to make a lemonade storm at thar very moment.
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09-08-2007, 01:07 AM | #4987 |
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Fortunately, Were-Galadriel was carrying a lemonade-proof umbrella for just such an occasion.
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09-08-2007, 01:24 AM | #4988 |
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Unfortunately, Were-Galadriel had an epidemic of fleas which not only chewed upon her, but her umbrella as well (as it was made from her very own wolfish matts and groomings).
~ Yet Another?! Ka
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09-08-2007, 12:39 PM | #4989 |
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Fortunately, she had plenty of Frontline flea-killer with her.
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09-14-2007, 08:09 AM | #4990 |
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Unfortunately (for him), the fleas were
more attracted to were-Celeborn and so left were-Galadriel alone without need of the Frontline flea-killer.
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09-14-2007, 08:21 AM | #4991 |
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Fortunately, THE DRAGON COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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09-14-2007, 08:29 AM | #4992 |
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Unfortunatly for the dragon, The Baggins comes with THE RINGGGGGGGGG!
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09-15-2007, 10:51 PM | #4993 |
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Fortunately, the Baggins came with the ring and destroyed it, starting the Fourth Age.
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09-17-2007, 08:38 AM | #4994 |
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Unfortunately the dragon time-slipped to the
First Age and was beaten up by Acalagon the Black.
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09-22-2007, 06:54 AM | #4995 |
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Fortunately, Earendil came and smited Ancalagon before he could beat up 'The Dragon' too badly and invited the dragon to the celebratory binge drink, sorry I mean banquet.
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09-23-2007, 11:19 AM | #4996 |
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Unfortunately, the intoxicated dragon went berserk and destroyed everything in sight.
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09-23-2007, 01:57 PM | #4997 |
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Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog was around and soothed the dragon down to become his new best friend!
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09-23-2007, 02:31 PM | #4998 |
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Running gag attack!
Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Johnny.
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09-23-2007, 02:32 PM | #4999 |
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Fortunately, it wasn't fatal and Were-Feanor and Zombie-Boromir helped him up
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09-23-2007, 09:49 PM | #5000 |
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Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom came back and ran over them too.
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