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Old 12-17-2013, 05:17 PM   #1
William Cloud Hicklin
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Rename the Movie!

Calling the latest instalment of Jacksonverse "The Hobbit" is rather obviously going to run afoul of the False Advertising regulators, so once it's banned a new title will be required.

Here are a couple of suggestions:

The Devastation of the Story

Raiders of the Lost Arkenstone

Monty Jackson's Dwarven Circus

Pirates of the Celduin

Legolpalooza

Surfers of S.H.I.E.L.D.

How Tauriel Got Her Groove Back

The Amazing Spider-Elf (Featuring She-Elf)

Azogtar

Un Chien Andalou


and, of course,

The Lord of the Rings Episode II: Attacks and Attacks and More Attacks of the Orcs

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Old 12-17-2013, 11:13 PM   #2
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Hmm, maybe also...

Big Trouble in Little Laketown

Grouchy Dragon Hidden Hobbit

Kill Billbo

Teenage Mutant Ninja Wood-elves

Smokey and the Burglar

Rush Hours

The Dwarf Who Loved Me

Pete And Philippa's Excellent Adventure

Kick-arse 5

The Importance of Being Thorin

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Old 12-18-2013, 04:49 AM   #3
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Aww, just found out that Michael Murry beat me to 'Kill Bilbo' and I didn't even know, set up by WCH himself too. Actually I like Kill Bill by the way. Stolen film titles don't mean I necessarily dislike the actual film.

Hmm, I just realized I have two Kurt Russell films. For you young folk, Kate Hudson's mom was in one of them.

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Old 12-18-2013, 07:15 AM   #4
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Old 12-18-2013, 07:57 AM   #5
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With cameos by Sean Conning-me -- who voices Benedict Cumberbatch in the extended edition interviews. And Menace Quaid, who plays naked Thorin from behind, in a flashback to Rivendell -- for continuity with the first film Dragonstart.

I'm guessing.
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Old 12-18-2013, 04:42 PM   #6
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Old 12-21-2013, 08:00 PM   #7
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Elves and dwarves kill orcs and spiders and run from a dragon
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