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Old 03-15-2006, 03:06 AM   #9961
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Frodo and Sam soon found that trying to disguise themselves as Orcs in Mordor was a big mistake as they encountered an Orcish picket line and had to endure the cries of "scab! scab! scab!" as they tried to pass through.


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Orcs: "What do we want? Mithril vests! When do we want them? Now!"
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Old 03-15-2006, 03:42 AM   #9962
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First Orc to Others:Those are really nasty weapons you got there, but why have I got this stupid bus sign to kill elves with?
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Old 03-15-2006, 04:19 AM   #9963
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Ultra Violet Ray Protection Association partisans on the beach:

Attraction by active practice is the key! We bathe clothed and greased. Take heart and tell us you won't...
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:41 AM   #9964
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The Jokes keep on Comin'

Orc1: Why is it that only the sign post has a shadow?

OR

Orc4: Hay, anyone like my green lion mane?

OR yet
(It has to be done)

The Orcs await Mount Zoom to drive by to pick them up.
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Old 03-15-2006, 06:14 AM   #9965
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Bilbo's choice of security for his Long Expected Party gave rise to some consternation within the Shire.
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Old 03-15-2006, 06:31 AM   #9966
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orc2: The sign says "ordinary"
orc3: No way, it says "wolf"
orc4: Arrgh, let's just kill them all!
orc1: that means we win!
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Old 03-15-2006, 06:49 AM   #9967
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The Eye Bwahaha.

Orcs: *blink blink* This isn't Mordor . . .
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Old 03-15-2006, 06:51 AM   #9968
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This inspired me!

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Orcs: *blink blink* This isn't Mordor . . .
Orc1: This is not my beautiful house!

Orc2: This is not my beautiful wife!
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Old 03-15-2006, 07:05 AM   #9969
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Meet the line up of Simon Cowell's latest boyband protegees, Orcz Inc.

From left to right: Gobbie Williams, Jordan Fright, Justin Timberfeller and Donnie Wargberg.
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Old 03-15-2006, 07:22 AM   #9970
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Thumbs up Inspired by Lalwendë:

Orcz Inc's first single is: Stupid Mapquest
And I'm so sick of wrong turns
So tired of stops
So done with wishing this damned thing works
Said I'm so sick of wrong turns this way and that
So why can't I just use a proper map.
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Old 03-15-2006, 07:27 AM   #9971
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Orcs: *blink blink* This isn't Mordor . . .
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Old 03-15-2006, 09:50 AM   #9972
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Old 03-15-2006, 09:52 AM   #9973
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Orc: Isn't that just typical? You wait hours for a Ringbearer and then two come along at once.
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Old 03-15-2006, 10:01 AM   #9974
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The sequel to Kelly's Heroes gets even more anachronistic than the original movie.
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Old 03-15-2006, 10:05 AM   #9975
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Sting [More evil laughter]

Nobody expected an Orcish Inquisition.
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Old 03-15-2006, 10:10 AM   #9976
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Bus Driver: Uhh, no I'm not stopping for you. The sign? No, it doesn't say "Bus Stop", it says, uh... "Buss Top". No, I will not make an exception. No, I don't care who's your Dark Lord. Gaaa!! *zooms away*
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Old 03-15-2006, 10:10 AM   #9977
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These fans were so engrossed in making the perfect costumes they entirely missed the lotr convention and were now waiting to go home shamed
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Old 03-15-2006, 10:33 AM   #9978
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The four unwise men...

Orcs...

never mind....
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Old 03-15-2006, 12:32 PM   #9979
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:35 PM   #9980
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Old 03-15-2006, 07:17 PM   #9981
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Ring In front of a wedding . . .

Gashbarf: What do we do here for again?

Muzlaf: Find the Ringbearer.
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Old 03-15-2006, 07:53 PM   #9982
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How many orcs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to kill two of the others before the fourth is scared enough to do it.
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Old 03-15-2006, 07:55 PM   #9983
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What would you do if you found not 250, 000 orcs on your front door step, but four orcs???
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Old 03-15-2006, 08:40 PM   #9984
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Old 03-15-2006, 08:47 PM   #9985
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Orc 1: Why does this sign I am hold up have a shadow and I don't?!

Orc 2: Um, I dunno...

Orc 1: I want my shadow! Dangit!

Orc 3: Not to mention we aren't even standing on the ground!

Orc 2: We've...we've been photoshoped!

Orc 1: I want my gravity! Dangit!
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Old 03-16-2006, 12:26 AM   #9986
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It seems they came on the wrong day for the Orc convention.

OR

The conversations while at a bus stop:

Orc1: So... erm... do Balrogs have wings?

5 minuets later, there is nothing but a large crater left.
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Old 03-16-2006, 02:23 AM   #9987
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What would you do if you found not 250, 000 orcs on your front door step, but four orcs???
The advance guard for the 250,000 orks shows up on your doorstep...
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:34 AM   #9988
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:41 AM   #9989
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Old 03-16-2006, 05:49 AM   #9990
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It's the time of the season for...the Zombies!
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Old 03-16-2006, 05:50 AM   #9991
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Thumbs up Countdown to 10,000.

They are awaiting Hookbill's post on 10,000.

(Three more to go! )
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Old 03-16-2006, 06:57 AM   #9992
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The Night draweth ever longer! Yea, and verily, quoth the minstrel, ever shall the Captions of the crazy goeth down in the history of the Downs!

Anyway...

Even the Orcs have to do Christmas shopping.
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Old 03-16-2006, 08:04 AM   #9993
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What you get if you haven't read the book

These four despondant teenagers didn't realize until too late that brokeback mountain wasn't part of the Lord of the Ring series.

or similarly

These were faces even mothers couldn't love and they were forced to take the bus to the movies.
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Old 03-16-2006, 08:08 AM   #9994
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Thumbs up It finally happened!

Happy Crazy Day, everyone.




Now, lets see who contributed to this little thread, shall we?
The Top ten Crazy Captionists are as follows:

Total Posts: 10,000

Hookbill the Goomba 821

The Only Real Estel 493

Eomer of the Rohirrim 357

Nilpaurion Felagund 346

Lalwendë 303

Oddwen 259

Boromir88 251

Gurthang 233

Meela 226

mormegil 220

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Here's to crazy Captions!
We may be in Factions
Of the Balrog wings
And many other things.

But here we can laugh
Feel as clean as a bath
See Gandalf the grey
For fireworks we’ll pay
You all may feel joked,
But he will be uncloaked.


Roll on 100,000!
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Old 03-16-2006, 08:27 AM   #9995
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Happy ten thousandth post, Hookbill, and many more returns!

And for the ten thousandth reply --

Wait a second - are you proposing that we try to caption that thing?
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Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin returned home after a long night at the Green Dragon celebrating the 10,000th post.
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Old 03-16-2006, 08:31 AM   #9997
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Happy ten thousandth post, Hookbill, and many more returns!

And for the ten thousandth reply --

Wait a second - are you proposing that we try to caption that thing?
My origenal plan was to post a new picture to caption AFTER the big poster thing. It was going to be 10001.
Oh well.

Caption this!



Gandalf: Pereguin Took. Get back here with my wallet!
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Old 03-16-2006, 08:44 AM   #9998
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Well, 10003 it'll have to be...that's still alot of zeroes.


Gandalf: Peregrine Took! Come back with my cloak!

Or...

Guard: Hey, you're not supposed to come in...aargh!

Or...

Gandalf had to leave the amiptheater to use the bathroom...right now!

Or...

Gandalf had to leave the ampitheater to beat the traffic...right now!

Or...

This is some twisted fashion walkway. Nice tights, Gandy.

Or...


"And here to present the award is Gandalf the White!"

*Gandalf runs onto the stage*

G: Thank you, thank you! I am here to present the award for Most Captions Ever to the people of the Barrowdowns. During the past forty-three months hundreds of people have made thousands of captions, hundreds of running jokes, and millions of smiles from across the globe. I will now present this award to Hookbill the Goomba for his omnipresence in this topic, Robin Headstrong for starting the original thread, and as always the Great and Mighty Wight for letting it go on so long. The rest of you get a lovely parting gift. Thank you all, and goodnight!

*he rips off his cloak and streaks off the stage*

The Crowd: NOOOOOOO!!
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Old 03-16-2006, 09:02 AM   #9999
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now for some infantile humor


This is a before shot for an ad which read as such
"Before He found Imodium Gandalf would often be struck by terrible cases of diarrea an infact was somtimes nicknamed gandalf the brown."

now for a less infantile humor
Gandalf decides hes sick of uncloaking jokes and runs far away

or
"Run Gandalf Run"
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Old 03-16-2006, 09:02 AM   #10000
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