Funny lyrics that LOTR characters would never sing

[Aradaewen]

I know that I am not your regular groupie, here [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img], but I really like this idea, and I thought this might make a good addition: (you have my permission to copy or edit it [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])

Legolas's Ride- sung to Jingle Bells (starts with "Dashing through the snow...")
Riding through the woods
Soaking up the sun
Horse trips on a dead tree root and now I've got to run!!
Oohh..
That darn horse! That darn horse!
He messed up my new 'do!
That darn horse! That darn horse!
I'll kill him- yes it's true!

[elengil]

To the tune of 99 Luftballons (99 Red Balloons)

Bilbo had a birthday fling
Left me Bag-End and his Ring
Now Gandalf says to go to Bree
Merry, Sam and Pip go with me
With the Nazgul on our tail
Pippin drinkin lots of ale
And now he's telling everything
Woops! I just put on the ring!

Off to Mordor with a ring
So much fuss for just a small thing
Boromir, the Steward's son
Cant stand Aragorn and then some
Legolas and Gimli fight
But they make up and it's alright
Rope's what Sam forgets to bring
Now I'm off to Mordor with a ring

Into Moria we go
Gandalf falls into the shadow
So we all run out again
And end up in Lothlorien
Galadriel, she's pretty cool
Let's me view her funky pool
Then all the Elves begin to sing
And I'm off to Mordor with a ring

Boating down the Anduin
There's statues of some really tall men
Boromir starts to get mean
Causes quite an ungly scene
I disappear and run away
I never liked him anyway
He takes back what he just said
But then he goes and winds up dead

Merry and Pip snagged by Orcs
Honestly! Those two are such dorks
Legolas and Aragorn
And Gimli follow them to Fangorn
Meanwhile me and Sam sneak off
To the others, Mozel Tov
With my mithril shirt and Sting
I'm off to Mordor with a ring

[ September 13, 2002: Message edited by: elengil ]

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

*Drooling over the Legolas "To Sexy" Song*
I've drooled so much I have tottally re-lubecrecated My keyboard!

I gotta think of some more soon...*Conks self over head with an Orc for not thinking of some more* Ouch.....

[Thenamir]

This one is shamelessly thieved from another site -- the original was shamelessly adapted from the "Knights of the Round table" song from Monty Python And The Holy Grail -- but it's good nonetheless.

Frodo and Sam peer down into Mordor for the first time.

Frodo: "Mordor...Mordor!"
Sam (under his breath): "It's only a model."
Frodo: Shhhh!
Frodo contemplates a moment.
Frodo: Well Sam, this is it. Let us go...to Mordor!"

(1, 2, 3, 4, da-dum da-dum dum dum!)

We're orcs from the Land of Mordor!
We dance along the corridor!
We do routines and cut out spleens
And attack the good guys border!
Good food at Cirith Ungol
Bread with mold quite fungal!

We're orcs of the land of Mordor,
We kill when we're given the order
But many times, we're given rhymes,
That are to sing quite poor(dor)
We guard here at Cirith Ungol,
And we never, ever, bungle.

*orcs tap-dance along the corridors, play tunes on each other's helmets, etc.*

All are tough and sure-dor
Chop up your wife and dorter,
We kill the elves, and men themselves,
Despite the fact we're shorter,
We have fun in the land of Mordor

*an extremely fat orc gets up and sings*

I'm very rarely bored(ur)

(song ends)

Frodo: "On second thought, Sam, let us not go to Mordor...it is a silly place."

[ September 13, 2002: Message edited by: Thenamir ]

[elengil]

Here's my list of LOTR Character Theme Songs!


All: It's the End of the Word as We Know It (REM)

Aragorn: All Star (Smashmouth)

Legolas: I'm too sexy (right said fred) -or- Forever Young (alphaville)

Boromir: Always look on the bright side of life (monty python) -or- People who Died (Jim Carroll Band)

Frodo: You dont really wanna hurt me (culture club)

Sam: I'll Be There (Escape Club)

Merry: I'm Alright (Kenny Loggins)

Pipppin: Eat It (Weird Al Yankovic)

Gandalf: Touch of Grey (Grateful Dead)

Gimli: Sledgehammer (Peter Gabriel)

Glorfindel: Dont You Forget About Me (Simple Minds)

The Nazgul: Another One Bites the Dust (Queen)

Tom Bombadil: Dont Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin)

Saruman: True Colors (Cyndi Lauper)

Sauron: Eye in the Sky (Alan Parsons Project) -or- Abracadabra (Steve Miller Band)

Elrond: We're Not Gonna Take It (Twisted Sister)

Arwen: Little Miss Cant Be Wrong (Spin Doctors)

Orcs in Moria: We Got The Beat (Go-Go's)

The One Ring: Wrapped Around Your Finger (Police)

[elengil]

*Patiently awaits announcement of release of "Lord of the Rings: The Musical"*

[Aradaewen]

*grins* Maybe Frodo should have the Circle of Life by Elton John/Disney *hums as listening to that very song on radio*

[galadwen29]

alanis morrisettes you oughta know

gollum singing about the ring and frodo

i want you to know that i'm happy for you
i wish nothing but the best for you both
an younger version of me
is he smaller than me
would he treat you any better
does he speak better than me
live in a better cave than me
i'm sure he'd make a really excellent brother

'cause the fact that you came to me
wasn't able to satisfy, nooo
and every time you speak his name
does he know how i told i hold you
until i died til i died
well i still alive

and i'm here to remind you
of that time when you got took away
it's not fair to deny me
of the precious ring that came to me
you you you oughta know!

i'm gettin worse
[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

[Ainahithiel of Mirkwood]

"it's the circle of death
and it's killing you
as you try to survive
though you gonna die
In mordor
with the circle of death"


that was bad. circle of life people from the lion king [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Legolas and Gimli

You got a friend in me
you got a friend in me
when the road looks rough ahead
and your legues and leagues frome
your dark mountain
you just remeber what this old elf said
dwarf you got a friend in me
yeah you got a friend in me

you got a friend in me
you got years on ya
well, I got em too.
even though there's a bout a hundred
more than you
if we stay together, then
you'll die
but i'll go on
everyone knows why
still you got a friend in me
now some other folks will be younger than I am. younger and uglier too
but none of them will live how long I do
still you got a friend in me.
and as the years go by,
you will rot and die
you gonna see it our destinye
you got a friend in me

yeah, you've got a friend in me"


legolas and Gimli what an odd pair

I love everyone's songs that they posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Galadrie1]

elengil, both your posts were hilarious!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
I'm trying to think of some songs, but I'm not very good at this... I've got some really stupid ones, but I think they're too stupid to write down.

[elengil]

upon further reflection methinks that Gimli's theme song should be "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" -AC/DC

[Elven Mistress]

Not sure if anyone said this, my deepest apologies if they did...but i think that Frodo's theme should be, "I Will Survive"

[Aradaewen]

*laughing uproariusly at this* Yeah, that's a good one! Or maybe "Survivor" by Destiny's Child. (for Frodo)

*hums* I'm survivor.. duh duh daduh duh... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Something that Frodo would NEVER sing? I'm a little tea pot.

[charly]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GREAT!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] *ggggggggggggg*

Fellowship (sesame street tune)
Sunny day
Sweepin tha
clouds away
on my way to where the air is black
can´t you tell me how do get
how do get to Mordor and back

Arwen(Eminem- cleaning out my closet)
I´m sorry Aragorn
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry but tonight
I´m marrying Glorfindel

Sauron(britney spears)(after second Age)
Oops I did it again
I started a war
and then lost my ring (oh baby, baby)
Oops you think I´m now dead
But it´s not that bad
I´m hiding in mirkwood

Gandalf(Kazad-dum// Leaving on a jetplane)
All my pipeweed´s gone, I´m ready to go
I´m standing here, undere me no floor
I hate shock you all and say good-bye
But the brigde is breakin´ it´s early morn
the balrog´s waiting, he´s blowin his horn
I´m sure that you won´t think that I could die
So kick me and smile for me
in Fangorn you should wait for me
the balrog´s whip´s not gonna let me go
´cause I´m leaving with abalrog
don´t know when I´ll be back again
So guys just let me go

That´s it....

[Galadrie1]

LOL, charly!!!! Those were great!!! Heehee.. Sauron singing like Britney Spears..

Ok, since the Veggietales seemed to go over well, I'm going to toss out something I wrote a while ago. Here goes..

Narrator: "Our curtain opens as Saruman, angered by the attacking Ents, is searching for his (imported) pipeweed. Having no success, Saruman cries out..."

Saruman: "Oh, where is my pipeweed? Oh where is my pipeweed? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where...is my pipeweed?"

Narrator: "Having heard his cry, 'Master Wormtongue' enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of his master in such a distraught state, Wormtongue regains his composure and reports..."

Wormtongue: "I think I saw some pipeweed back there!"

Saruman: "Back there is my pipeweed. Back there is my pipeweed. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there...is my pipeweed!"

Narrator: Having heard his joyous(for an evil wizard, anyway) proclamation, a random orc enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of his evil master in such a 'happy' state, the random orc regains his composure and comments..."

Random Orc: "Why do you need pipeweed? You don't have a pipe!"

Narrator: "Saruman is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him. No pipe? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his pipeweed? Saruman wonders..."

Saruman: "No pipe for my pipeweed? No pipe for my pipeweed? No pipe, no pipe, no where, no pipe, no pipe, no pipe, no where back there, no pipe...for my pipeweed."

Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, a human guard enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of his master in such a confused state, the guard regains his composure and confesses..."

Human Guard: "Saruman, all that pipeweed of yours...Well, you couldn't use it, you didn't have a pipe. So, well, I'm sorry...I didn't know. But I gave it to those people outside - cuz they needed it!"

Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Saruman stumbles back and laments..."

Saruman: "Not fair! Oh, my pipeweed. Not fair, my poor pipeweed. Not fair, not fair, no pipe, not fair, no where, no pipe, not fair, not fair, not fair! My precious pipeweed!"

Narrator: "Outside the window, there is a commotion. Having heard his lament and recognized his generosity, 'those people outside' are thankful..."

Merry, Pippin, Aragorn and Gimli: "Thanks for the pipeweed!"

Legolas: "You should be glad to be rid of it! Smoking is bad for you!"

Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. Saruman has been saved from a potentially life-threatening addiction. He smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the pipeweed, calls out..."

Saruman: "Take care of my pipeweed. Take care, oh my pipeweed. Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice pipe. No fair. Take care, take care...of my pipeweed!"

Narrator: "The end!"

[Arwen Imladris]

Saruman: In my coat my coat of many colors (Joseph and the technicolored dream coat)

[Marillanna Sarnie]

Due to my sudden.....respect for Spongebob Squarepants, and my obsession with LOTR... I bring you...... Gimli Squarepants! (written during an.... interesting lunch hour [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

Who lives in a mountain and not in the sea?
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
Bearded and braided for all to come see?
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
If Tolkien and Middle-Earth is something you wish
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
Then hurry to Rivendell and bring along some fisssssssssh!
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
GIMLI SQUAREPANTS!
Gimliiiiiii SquarePANTSSSSSS!

-Hey, I think his pants are kind of squarish.....! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

* Rolls on floor, gasping for breath, begging for mercy* THAT WAS THE MOST FUNNY THING I'VE EVER READ!!!!!
GIMLIIII SQUARPANTS!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp* HAA!!!!

Boromir: *Tune to Brady Bunch Theme*
Theres a story
Of a Hobbit,
Who was haveing a nasty tim with a ring.
There was two humans,
A Dwarf,
Some hobbits and an Elf,
And thats how we became The Fellowship.
The Fellowship,
The Fellowship.
And thats how we became,
The Fellowship!

Sorry...Brady Bunch...Must Kill...*Gets out bow and refuses to return until she has Martha's head on a platter*

[Samwise_Gamgee]

What the Fellowship sings in the mines of moria:
(The 99 bottles of beer tune)

99 Moria orcs in the mines, 99 moria orcs....shoot one down to the ground, 98 moria orcs in the mines...

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ October 07, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise_Gamgee ]

[LadyElbereth]

Ha ha! That's a good one Samwise_Gamgee!
here's mine. It's Saruman singin to Gandalf.
*To the tune of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne*

Chill out what cha yellin for
Gandalf, its all been done before
and if you could only let it be
you will see
I am the more powerful one
I will fight you
one on one
then you'll become

something else round everyone else
watching your back like you can't relax
tryin to escape
but it's to late for you
Tell me!

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated
see the way your
acting like your the greatest gets me frustrated
if I get you
you'll fall and you'll crawl and you'll break and you'll take what you get and you'll turn it into loyalty promise me i'll never see your face or i'll slap it
Yes Yes Yes.......
(In Isengard)
You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin else
what you were aint what you are you see
you're makin me
get scared when you strike your pose
get rid of all the crappy white clothes
I know I'm not foolin you
when you became

Gandalf the White
I'm in for a fight
I better watch my back
like I can't relax
I'm tryin to play it cool
but I look like a fool
to him!
Oh no!

Why'd I have to go and make things so complicated
see the way I'm
now the weaker wizard gets me frustrated
if he gets me I'll
fall and I'll crawl and I'll break and I'll take what I get and as long as I live
I promise you I'm never gonna let him catch me!
No No No....


Ok, that was lame! But hey, at least I TRIED!
~Lady Elbereth

[ October 07, 2002: Message edited by: LadyElbereth ]

[Alcarinque]

I just want to thank all of you.. I started this thread, but I couldn't come back.. and now I am rolling in the floor with laughter! Thanks, and I'll try to think about other songs

[Diamond18]

Círdan: "C'mon down to my boat baby! C'mon down where we can play! Sail all day! Fish all night! blahblah." (I forget how rest goes).

Húrin to Morgoth: "I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the love that I've found ever since you've been around has put me on the top of the world!"

Aragorn: "Not all that glitters is gold! Only shooting stars break the mo-o-wold!"

BTY, Samwise_Gamgee, I really like your avatar/picture (whatever you wanna call it) and your sig. It makes me smile whenever I see it. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[ October 09, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Samwise_Gamgee]

Why thank you! Yes I try to make people smile...rather good at it, aren't I! I had a good song, but I forgot it. So when I think of it again, i'll type it here first thing when I get a chance. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Marillanna Sarnie]

All of these are so funny!
Now, who here has seen Cow & Chicken? You know the theme song for I. M. Weasel? I made up one for Gollum! (BTW, if you don't know the show, it goes like pop goes the weasel with a modern beat [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] ).

You don't need pants for the victory dance
'cause Gollum's better than Smeagol!
I.R. Gollum, now part of Mt.Doom
I.M. SMEAGOL!

I.R. Gollum reigns king in his mind
he's just a boon to the hobbitty kind
but around the mountain, he's likely to find
I.M. Smeagol
I.M. Smeagol!
I.M. SMEAGOL!

*sigh* try as I might, I can't top my Gimli Squarepants.

I just love this topic!

[Faye Took]

The Sexy Song! Sang by Merry Pippin Sam and Frodo!

I'm to sexy for my feet hair,
too sexy for my feet hair,
too sexy for my feet hair,
it hurts!

[ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Faye Took ]

[Samwise_Gamgee]

I remembered my song! It's what the nazgul sing: (The beat from Blink182 "All the small things")

All the..small things...hobbits...halflings, we've come to take yur hobbit head...cause no one said we really can't!

Say it ain't so, we will not go, till we have yur head...maybe the ring instead nananana

[LadyElbereth]

That's cool!

[LadyElbereth]

Here's a Veggie Tales one:

Frodo: *softly* They're big, I'm little. They go, I twiddle. Why can't little guys do big things too?

(dialogue)
Boromir: You're not going to sing are you? Couldn't you just smoke your pipe and I'll throw things at you? Oh...

(song)
Frodo: You're big, I'm little. My head only comes up to your middle. But I say little guys can do big things too!

(dialogue)
Boromir: Oh I see what your saying! All right understand, now suppose this is true. You still look rather wimpy, but I know what we can do. Just step behind this curtain, It'll only take a minute. There's a closet in the corner and you'll like what i've got in it. you'll find my royal armor there, don't dally, put it on. Yes, now you'll look much bigger when the battle lines are drawn. One more thing you'll need, I think, pick up my royal sword. It's a big one and a beauty, the best I could afford. Once you've got it all together, I think you will agree. You're bound to do much better if you try to look like me! Oh dear...

Frodo: Ya know, maybe I should just be plain old me.
Boromir: Yes, well I suppose, but have you seen orcs, why they're just, they're...

(song)
Frodo: They're big but Eru's bigger and when I think of him that's when I figure. I think little guys can do big things tooooooo....(fades off)

Boromir: All right, if you're sure you know what you're getting into. Oh dear...

[Diamond18]

That's funny, and cute. Here's something less cute:

Nazgûl: "Here come the Men in Black!"

And a couple oldies for you ancient people out there:

Merry about Dernhelm: "Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why he walks like a woman and talks like a man! Girls will be boys and boys will be girls; it's a mixed up mumbled up shook up world!"

Sauron: "Sometims I think it's a sin when I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again."

[LadyElbereth]

hee hee [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I've got another one! You can tell I have alot of time on my hands.lol.
Veggie Tales: Keep Walking

RingWraith: *french accent* What are you doing?

Pippin: We're going to destroy the Ring.

RingWraith: By walking to Mordor?

Pippin: Yes.

RingWraith: Oh ok, You just go ahead and keep walking!

(song)
Keep walking, but you won't destroy the Ring. Keep walking, but you will not hurt a thing. It's plain to see that you are very dumb to think by walking, you'll accomplish anything.

(dialogue)
RingWraith Jean Claude: You sssssilly little hobbitsssss you sssssilly little theivesss. You think by walking to Mordor you'll bring Lord Sauron to his kneessss? The awesssome of Lord Sauron we've clearly demonssssstrated - ah! but out here in the hot hot ssssun, perhapssss you're dehydrated? I pity them Philippe.

RingWraith Philippe: Ah, oui Jean Claude, oui!

RingWraith Jean Claude: Won't you join me in my irritating little ssssong?

RingWraith Philippe: It would be an honor!

(song)

Keep walking, but you won't desssstroy the Ring. Keep walking, but you will not hurt a thing. It's plain to sssssee that you are very dumb to think by walking, you'll accomplish anything.
(other RingWraiths join in)
Keep walking, but you won't desssstroy the Ring. Keep walking, but you will not hurt a thing. It's plain to sssssee that you are very dumb to think by walking, you'll accomplish anything.
It's plain to sssssee...

Ringwraith: I can ssssee!

that you are very dumb (slows down) to think by walking you'll accomplish anythiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggggg!!!!!

[Samwise_Gamgee]

Omg! I was just listening to clips off the internet and I came up with this really funny song! Ok here goes: (From Blink182 'Adam's Song')

FRODO'S SONG
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


I never thought I wouldn't die alone
Sam came with me should I have known?
I trace the road back to stinky ol' Bree
I should've gotten one last pint of drink
The wraiths are mad, now they want my *beep*
The choice was mine I hope Sam's mine to keep
The Fellowship is broken at last
Time to get away from stinky ol' Legolas

There it is the mountain of doom
I hope Sam does intend to swoon
Mt. Doom is where my finger fell with Smeagol
I hope he enjoys it that son of a ****
Here we are,fellowship back together
Fat ugly Gimli stinks worse then ever
Aragorn is king at last
Maybe so he was in the past

I went with elves across the sea
Boy I sure do hope, Sam misses me
Sam is mayor I know that
He married Rosie, and now i'm mad
He should've come across the sea
Maybe he's not good enough for me
I may be gay I may be gross
But i'm very proud and that's no joke

My name is Frodo, this is my song
I hope you enjoy it so sing along
My friends are Sam, Merry, Pippin
But Sam is cuter then a fuzzy litte kitten
But Sams not gay, that really sucks
Boy we could've been 4ever stuck
This is the end of my lil' tune
I hope you liked it, I did too
`Please give credit to Samwise_Gamgee
He made this song a funny fantasy
Samwise is cool, funny, and sweet
If your singing along I know you agree!
I hope you had fun, I hope you had laughs
I hope it's even better then Saurumon's staff
I'll now shutup, get on with yur lives
Have fun at the Barrow Downs good night


~~~~~~~~~~~
To make it even better check out the music at: http://www.funs.co.uk/midi/36.html
if you listen to it and kinda sing along, then you get the picture! NOTE: When I did this song I did NOT attend to make fun of Frodo fans, and when I say gay, I mean happy. So please take no offence to the song lyrics

[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise_Gamgee ]

[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Samwise_Gamgee ]

[Mlo]

Ok, was just looking through this post, and I started to think about that Itchy and Scratchy song...

They fight! And bite!
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight! Bite bite bite!
The Gandalf and Saruman Show!

Ok, I guess the only person who's laughing at this is me... You all make so great ones btw [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[Nevfeniel]

What they would never sing? Okay, then.
Aragorn: Daisy, daisy (continues the song that I forgot the words to). . .
Frodo: Oookay, and that's who I'm going to trust with my life, now. Hm. . .

[Diamond18]

Haha! I know just what you're talking about, Nev. I think it's called, "A Bicycle Built for Two"? Very funny.

[Judge Simon]

Sauron-I've got a Lovely Bunch of Ringwraiths

I've got a lovely bunch of ringwraiths[doodley doo]
There they are all standing in a row[dum dum dum dum]
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!

[sung to tune of I've got a Lovely bunch of coconuts]

[Judge Simon]

Ringwraiths-Stayin Alive

**ringwraiths strut in wearing tacky "Disco Fever" suits complete with white shoes**

Ringwraiths:
Stayin alive!
Uh uh uh uh
Stayin Aaaaliiiiiiveeee
uh
Stayin, Stayin alive
uh uh uh uh
We're Stayin Alive

** 8 ringwraiths continue song while one "disco struts" down the dance floor pulling Jon Travolta poses from "Saturday Night Fever"**

Ringwraiths:
Stayin alive!
Uh uh uh uh
Stayin Aaaaliiiiiiveeee
uh
Stayin, Stayin alive
uh uh uh uh
We're Stayin Alive


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[galadwen29]

i'm back (i think)

every1 you are all soooo funny!

here are 2 more pathetic attempts by me.

to the monkeys

hey hey we're the hobbits!
and we like hobbit'n around
we go on long adventures
and watch gandalf fall to the ground

2nd to the tune of the wombles

underground, overground hobbitin free
the hobbits of hobbiton
humble are we
making the use of everyday things
and trekking through middle earth
searching for the ring

im getting even worse [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

52 days till ttt

[Diamond18]

To the tune of "Zombie Jamboree"

It was a barrow wight jamboree
Took place in an Eriador cemetery
Oh, it was a barrow wight jamboree
Took place in an Eriador cemetery.

Back to back, mon, belly to belly
I don't give a damn 'cause I'm stone dead already
Oh, back to back, belly to belly
It's a barrow wight jamboree.

You know the lead wight starts to make his rhyme
While the other wights are rockin' in time
One hobbit had this to say:
"It was a trip to see the barrow wights break away."

All right, slay me swiftly, that was awful...