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Old 12-10-2005, 11:39 AM   #41
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Old 12-10-2005, 03:17 PM   #42
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Old 12-10-2005, 04:31 PM   #43
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Old 12-12-2005, 03:47 PM   #48
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Old 12-13-2005, 01:31 PM   #49
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Old 12-13-2005, 02:37 PM   #50
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dull sounding holiday organised by NADFAS? A tour of early Stoor settlements with lectures by Prof S. Gollum..... why don't you try Club Rhun?


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Old 12-13-2005, 06:55 PM   #53
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Old 12-14-2005, 03:37 AM   #54
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Old 12-14-2005, 01:11 PM   #55
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...barbie dolls, Uncle Theoden. I'm over twenty now."

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Old 12-14-2005, 04:04 PM   #57
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Meneldur: If smiths remained five years at the anvil...
... we would have few Smithsons."

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EDIT: Crossposted with Lalwende.
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:36 PM   #59
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Thorin: This most excellent and audacious hobbit, may the hair on his toes....
never be subject to the curling iron.


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never ever audition for Les Mis! Your singing is dreadful!



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Old 12-16-2005, 01:53 PM   #60
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... the van shall end up in a ditch."

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Old 12-16-2005, 02:33 PM   #62
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must admit that you are all party animals, even if you spend so much time wasted or hung over.

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Old 12-16-2005, 03:00 PM   #63
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Old 12-16-2005, 04:46 PM   #64
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Morm, that is TERRIBLY funny... and wrong... very wrong.

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... and went into partnership in the Clown Cream Pies business with."

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Old 12-16-2005, 05:26 PM   #66
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Old 12-16-2005, 06:09 PM   #67
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... hand! First it gets itself bitten off, and now the blasted thing won't let go of the Silmaril! (clearly Beren wasn't the best in math.)
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Old 12-17-2005, 10:13 AM   #68
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Gurthang? Do you have a follow up sentence?
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Old 12-19-2005, 08:53 PM   #69
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Well, as there was no followup sentence, I'll add one of my own as I like this thread. if Gurthang offers one before anyone else answers, we'll go with his

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Old 12-20-2005, 02:27 AM   #70
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Oops. Sorry about that. I'll go ahead and answer Farael's then give a follow-up. I think I was pressed for time when I wrote that, and wasn't in the best thinking mind. Again, apologies.

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Old 12-20-2005, 08:24 AM   #71
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Old 12-20-2005, 09:13 AM   #72
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Old 12-20-2005, 07:23 PM   #74
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...that is what that grafiiti is.
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Old 12-20-2005, 11:25 PM   #75
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Old 12-21-2005, 12:01 PM   #76
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Old 12-21-2005, 12:13 PM   #77
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...the end of Gigli. And if you insist on watching it again, I'll leave again.

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Old 12-21-2005, 12:24 PM   #78
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Valier, this is a Mirth thread and it's not an attempt to guess the quote. Rather it's an attempt to be humorous. I'd love to see what humor you could come up with. Boromir explained it rather well on the first post of this thread.
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