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HerenIstarion · 09-01-2007, 04:37 AM

Aragorn: Extraordinary! Absolutely extraordinary! My name came out of the Cup just now!
Galadriel: C’est impossible! What eez ze meaning of zis? Zair ‘as been a mistake, 'e cannot marry 'er. 'e eez too young, 'e eez only a little boy!
Aragorn: What do you mean, I'm only a little boy? I'm 88, and my name came out of a cup, so Arwen will marry me, not those other tossers whose names were in the cup too! And stop talking about me if I weren't present!

Brinniel · 09-01-2007, 02:11 PM

Aragorn: Oh c'mon, lemme have just a sip.

Galadriel: No! You have cooties!

OR

Aragorn gets in trouble for underage drinking.

Aragorn: What?! But I'm 88...

Galadriel: Yes, and the drinking age in Lothlorien is 101. Now, no more wine for you, little boy.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-01-2007, 02:13 PM

Eowyn: Maybe if I give him this cup he'll stop staring at my forehead.

Lalwendë · 09-01-2007, 05:57 PM

Somewhere in the mists of 1975 a Geography student sleeps deeply and dreams of casting Stevie Nicks and Steven Tyler in Lord of the Rings...

The Might · 09-03-2007, 09:15 AM

A medievally dressed Dave Grohl and Galadriel get high and see strange clours around as they drink some beer from a golden cup.

Lalwendë · 09-04-2007, 02:40 AM

At the Ambassador's Reception, Aragorn says: "Galadriel, with these Ferrero Rocher, you are really spoiling us..."

Lachwen · 09-05-2007, 02:19 AM

The only thing I can think of, as I look at this picture, is Jay from Dogma:

"What the F*CK happened to that guy's head??!"

I mean, look at Aragorn's head! He has no forehead! His skull is too small, there's no room for a brain in there!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2007, 03:04 AM

Eowyn: Okay, maybe if we hold the cup like this, Théoden will not notice that we broke it...

Lachwen · 09-05-2007, 03:48 AM

Galadriel: We put a pellet with some poison in one of the vessels.
Aragorn: Which one?
Galadriel: The vessel with the figure of a pestle.
Aragorn: The vessel with the pestle?
Galadriel: Yes. But you don't WANT the vessel with the pestle, you want the chalice from the palace.
Aragorn: The chalice from the...wha?
Galadriel: It's a little crystal chalice with a figure of a palace.
Aragorn: So where's the pellet with the poison?
Galadriel: In the vessel with the pestle! Don't you see? The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
Éowyn: It's so easy even I can say it!
Aragorn: Well then YOU find it!
Galadriel: Listen carefully! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
Aragorn: I've got it! I've got it... The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!
Galadriel: That's right!
Aragorn: Hooray!
Galadriel: But there's been a change...
*beat*
Galadriel: They broke the chalice from the palace.
Aragorn: They BROKE the...?
Galadriel: And replaced it with a flagon, with a figure of a dragon.
Aragorn: The flagon with the dragon.
Galadriel: Yes.
Aragorn: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Galadriel: No! I put the pellet with the poison in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

Sorry, I know it's long, but I couldn't help it...

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2007, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lachwen

...
Aragorn: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Galadriel: No! I put the pellet with the poison in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

Aragorn: ... I'm going home.

Lalaith · 09-09-2007, 11:05 AM

Galadriel (dangerously): No I have NOT had enough. Yes, I jolly well WILL have another drink. You promised YOU would drive tonight.

Lachwen · 09-09-2007, 09:27 PM

Galadriel: Aragorn, I've been around since the bleedin' First Age Of The Trees. I have had a LOT of tea. I know what actual, good tea tastes like. What you have given me is a cup of a liquid that is almost, but not quiet, entirely unlike tea.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-09-2007, 10:05 PM

Galadriel did not at all suspect that Aragorn had poisioned her drink. . .With her being on his side and all.

Diamond18 · 09-10-2007, 06:20 PM

Imagine these models as Merry, Pippin, Sam and Frodo:

(click to enlarge)

Legate of Amon Lanc · 09-11-2007, 05:59 AM

Model #3: "Oh! But did not that old fella say that we shall not pass?"

OR
(using the names as Dia suggested it)

Merry: "I suspect you have taken more than your share, Sam, and I shall look into it at our next packing."

OR

A rare photo showing the original scene intended by PJ to be filmed as the Bruinen fords. Thankfully, PJ was outvoted and so he had to use the less harmful version of the scene, where Arwen was given a horse, the Nazgul were wearing black cloaks, and Frodo was not to be hidden inside the handbag.

Folwren · 09-11-2007, 07:49 AM

The widest [crack] was more than two feet across, and it was long before Pippin could summon enough courage to step over the dreadful gap. The noise of churning water came up from far below as if some great mill-wheel was turning in the depths.
"Rope!" muttered Sam. "I knew I'd want it, if I hadn't got it!"

The Might · 09-11-2007, 03:19 PM

Eeeh, I'm not crossing, I don't wan't to get my Orc leather shoes wet!

Lalaith · 09-11-2007, 03:34 PM

Pippin (in bobble-hat), bitterly: "What was it those wretched elves said? "..fair garments, and the web is good..woven in this land...."

Frodo (far right), furiously, through clenched teeth: "And don't forget how they promised we would find them a great aid in keeping out of the sight of unfriendly eyes, whether you walk among the stones or the trees. "

Merry (blond, far left): "Look guys, I'm sorry. I promise, I'll never ever suggest a trip to LorienMart again. "

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-11-2007, 07:00 PM

Merry: Did you see that? A watery tart threw a sword at Pippin!

Kitanna · 09-13-2007, 10:22 PM

Hobbits always go on quests and adventures in style!

Oddwen · 09-14-2007, 08:00 AM

Miruvor always caused the wierdest dreams...or did it?

Frodo: Sam, I've never told you this, but you look good as a girl.

Sam: Wha?

Oddwen · 09-14-2007, 12:59 PM

To Frodo's great joy the hobbits stirred, stretched their arms, rubbed their eyes, and then suddenly sprang up. They looked about in amazement, first at Frodo, and then at Tom standing large as life on the barrow-top above them; and then at themselves in their thin variable-colored rags, crowned and belted with knits, and jingling with purses.
'What in the name of wonder?' began Merry, feeling the bobbled woolen cap that had slipped over one eye. Then he stopped, and a shadow came over his face, and he closed his eyes. 'Of course, I remember!' he said. 'The photographers of the fashion catalogue came on us at night, and we were worsted. Ah! the heels of my shoes!' He clutched at his calves. 'No! No!' he said, opening his eyes. 'What am I saying? I have been dreaming. Where did you get to, Frodo?'
'I thought that I was lost,' said Frodo; 'but I don't want to speak of it. Let us think of what we are to do now! Let us go on!'
'Dressed up like this, sir?' said Sam. 'Where are my clothes?' He flung his cap, purse, and and jacket on the grass, and looked round helplessly, as if he expected to find his cloak, jacket, and breeches, and other hobbit-garments lying somewhere to hand.
'You won't find your clothes again,' said Tom, bounding down from the mound, and laughing as he danced round them in the sunlight.

The Elf-warrior · 09-14-2007, 09:51 PM

Pippin: "Our Samwise must gain some weight. It's not healthy for a girl of Miss Gamgee's age." OR

Sisterhood can overcome the intellectual pitfalls of a feminist interpretation of Lord of the Rings. OR

Merry: "If you push Sam into that brook, I'll do your hair to look like Legolas's."

THE Ka · 09-14-2007, 10:32 PM

Merry to themselves: Ugh, this line is worse than after labour day sale at the Gap of Rohan... Speed it up there Sam-Chanel, you too Frodo-Mossimo!

~ Fashion a form of ugliness that we must compel to change it every six months Ka

Lalwendë · 09-15-2007, 05:03 AM

Pippin: "When we play at make-believe, why do I always have to be Winona Ryder when you guys get to be Paris Hilton, Gwen Stefani and Lindsey Lohan? It's not fair, you all have better hair!"

Mithalwen · 09-18-2007, 10:25 AM

The real reason there were no women in the Fellowship:

The four "hobbits" Manolo, Laboutin, Emmahope, and Prada in unison.

"Walk to Mordor to throw away jewellery? In these shoes? I don't think so..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-20-2007, 07:13 AM

After an accident with one of Gandalf's fireworks lead to Frodo and Sam being joined at the fingers and Merry's experiments with his gender-change-o'matic 2000, things began to get a little weird in the Shire.

OR

The fact that the river wasn't there a moment ago has Merry and Pippin completely baffled.

Valesse · 09-30-2007, 09:52 PM

Too much Entdraught is a baaaad, bad thing.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 10-01-2007, 10:16 AM

"Nay! It's not one of them ruffians," Sam heard the farmer say. "It's a hobbit by the size of it, but all dressed up queer. Hey!" he cried. "Who are you, and what's all this to-do?"
"It's Sam, Sam Gamgee. I've come back."
Farmer Cotton came up close and stared at him in the twilight. "Well!" he exclaimed. "The voice is right, and your face is no worse than it was, Sam. But I should a' passed you in the street in that gear. You've been in foreign parts, seemingly. We feared you were dead."

Farael · 10-03-2007, 11:20 AM

Quickly! let's cross the river, I hear black riders are afraid of water.

And here's a new pic

While Barad-Dur falls, signaling Sauron's defeat, Gandalf, Merry and Pippin start a song they felt was very appropiate for the moment:

"Nananana.... nananana... HEY HEY HEY... good-bye!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-03-2007, 11:23 AM

The invisible-staff owners annual meeting got off to a start...

OR

Gandalf makes gun gestures at Saruman, as if to say he'd really like to shoot him through the lungs.

Valesse · 10-05-2007, 02:46 PM

Stopped by another troop of wayward adventurers, the Fellowship pauses to ask a question which had been laying heavily on their minds after hearing about Saruman's change from 'white' to 'many colors':

"Why are there so many songs about rainbows?"

HerenIstarion · 10-14-2007, 03:48 AM

Gandalf: you have it all wrong!
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man... (quick muttering: er, ork, troll, whatever suits you better gents...)
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy, in the navy!

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit!

Merry and Pippin:
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy in the navy!

Pippin to Merry (under his breath): what the heck is the navy, anyways?
Merry to Pippin (under his breath): Who cares? Enough for me those guys just gape at us and desist from attacking. Keep it up, Pippers!

Volo · 10-14-2007, 06:23 AM

The heroes are posing so that giant sculptures of them will be made and put at each cross-road in Gondor.

shieldmaiden4xsword · 10-28-2007, 02:59 PM

Too much ent-brew.

Oddwen · 10-28-2007, 03:31 PM

Legolas: Where is my hairbrush?? WHO stole it?!

The Fellowship in Unison: *points at Gimli*

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-28-2007, 03:56 PM

The notorious leaflet thief strikes again as the Fellowship attempt to promote their new album.

OR

Fellowship: Big Issue, mate?

Nimrodel_9 · 10-28-2007, 05:52 PM

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!!
Hobbit: Who the heck is Superman?!

Estelyn Telcontar · 11-01-2007, 02:44 PM

It's a new pic...

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-01-2007, 02:56 PM

It was the one thing Mordor never expected to find when they broke down the doors...

OR

The fate that awaits all running jokes... Mr Cat says 'Hmmm. Mount Zoom sandwich'

09-01-2007, 04:37 AM	#12721
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,267	Aragorn: Extraordinary! Absolutely extraordinary! My name came out of the Cup just now! Galadriel: C’est impossible! What eez ze meaning of zis? Zair ‘as been a mistake, 'e cannot marry 'er. 'e eez too young, 'e eez only a little boy! Aragorn: What do you mean, I'm only a little boy? I'm 88, and my name came out of a cup, so Arwen will marry me, not those other tossers whose names were in the cup too! And stop talking about me if I weren't present! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

09-01-2007, 02:11 PM	#12722
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,999	Aragorn: Oh c'mon, lemme have just a sip. Galadriel: No! You have cooties! OR Aragorn gets in trouble for underage drinking. Aragorn: What?! But I'm 88... Galadriel: Yes, and the drinking age in Lothlorien is 101. Now, no more wine for you, little boy. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

09-01-2007, 02:13 PM	#12723
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Eowyn: Maybe if I give him this cup he'll stop staring at my forehead. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-01-2007, 05:57 PM	#12724
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	Somewhere in the mists of 1975 a Geography student sleeps deeply and dreams of casting Stevie Nicks and Steven Tyler in Lord of the Rings... __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-03-2007, 09:15 AM	#12725
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,237	A medievally dressed Dave Grohl and Galadriel get high and see strange clours around as they drink some beer from a golden cup. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

09-04-2007, 02:40 AM	#12726
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	At the Ambassador's Reception, Aragorn says: "Galadriel, with these Ferrero Rocher, you are really spoiling us..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-05-2007, 02:19 AM	#12727
Lachwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greenwood the Great. Posts: 115	The only thing I can think of, as I look at this picture, is Jay from Dogma: "What the F*CK happened to that guy's head??!" I mean, look at Aragorn's head! He has no forehead! His skull is too small, there's no room for a brain in there! __________________ "'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'"

09-05-2007, 03:04 AM	#12728
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Eowyn: Okay, maybe if we hold the cup like this, Théoden will not notice that we broke it... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2007, 03:48 AM	#12729
Lachwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greenwood the Great. Posts: 115	Galadriel: We put a pellet with some poison in one of the vessels. Aragorn: Which one? Galadriel: The vessel with the figure of a pestle. Aragorn: The vessel with the pestle? Galadriel: Yes. But you don't WANT the vessel with the pestle, you want the chalice from the palace. Aragorn: The chalice from the...wha? Galadriel: It's a little crystal chalice with a figure of a palace. Aragorn: So where's the pellet with the poison? Galadriel: In the vessel with the pestle! Don't you see? The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Éowyn: It's so easy even I can say it! Aragorn: Well then YOU find it! Galadriel: Listen carefully! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Aragorn: I've got it! I've got it... The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Galadriel: That's right! Aragorn: Hooray! Galadriel: But there's been a change... beat Galadriel: They broke the chalice from the palace. Aragorn: They BROKE the...? Galadriel: And replaced it with a flagon, with a figure of a dragon. Aragorn: The flagon with the dragon. Galadriel: Yes. Aragorn: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle? Galadriel: No! I put the pellet with the poison in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! Sorry, I know it's long, but I couldn't help it... __________________ "'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'"

09-09-2007, 11:05 AM	#12731
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,790	Galadriel (dangerously): No I have NOT had enough. Yes, I jolly well WILL have another drink. You promised YOU would drive tonight. __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

09-09-2007, 09:27 PM	#12732
Lachwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greenwood the Great. Posts: 115	Galadriel: Aragorn, I've been around since the bleedin' First Age Of The Trees. I have had a LOT of tea. I know what actual, good tea tastes like. What you have given me is a cup of a liquid that is almost, but not quiet, entirely unlike tea. __________________ "'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'" Last edited by Lachwen; 09-09-2007 at 09:33 PM. Reason: First Age of TREES, not Stars. Pretty sure she was born in Valinor.

09-10-2007, 06:20 PM	#12734
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,493	Esty suggested that I post this here. So here. It is. Imagine these models as Merry, Pippin, Sam and Frodo: (click to enlarge) __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

09-11-2007, 05:59 AM	#12735
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,506	Model #3: "Oh! But did not that old fella say that we shall not pass?" OR (using the names as Dia suggested it) Merry: "I suspect you have taken more than your share, Sam, and I shall look into it at our next packing." OR A rare photo showing the original scene intended by PJ to be filmed as the Bruinen fords. Thankfully, PJ was outvoted and so he had to use the less harmful version of the scene, where Arwen was given a horse, the Nazgul were wearing black cloaks, and Frodo was not to be hidden inside the handbag. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories Last edited by Legate of Amon Lanc; 09-11-2007 at 08:13 AM.

09-11-2007, 07:49 AM	#12736
Folwren Messenger of Hope Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a tiny, insignificant little town in one of the many States. Posts: 5,122	The widest [crack] was more than two feet across, and it was long before Pippin could summon enough courage to step over the dreadful gap. The noise of churning water came up from far below as if some great mill-wheel was turning in the depths. "Rope!" muttered Sam. "I knew I'd want it, if I hadn't got it!"

09-11-2007, 03:19 PM	#12737
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,237	Eeeh, I'm not crossing, I don't wan't to get my Orc leather shoes wet! __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

09-11-2007, 03:34 PM	#12738
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,790	Pippin (in bobble-hat), bitterly: "What was it those wretched elves said? "..fair garments, and the web is good..woven in this land...." Frodo (far right), furiously, through clenched teeth: "And don't forget how they promised we would find them a great aid in keeping out of the sight of unfriendly eyes, whether you walk among the stones or the trees. " Merry (blond, far left): "Look guys, I'm sorry. I promise, I'll never ever suggest a trip to LorienMart again. " __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

09-13-2007, 10:22 PM	#12740
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,212	Hobbits always go on quests and adventures in style! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-14-2007, 08:00 AM	#12741
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	Miruvor always caused the wierdest dreams...or did it? Frodo: Sam, I've never told you this, but you look good as a girl. Sam: Wha? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-14-2007, 12:59 PM	#12742
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	To Frodo's great joy the hobbits stirred, stretched their arms, rubbed their eyes, and then suddenly sprang up. They looked about in amazement, first at Frodo, and then at Tom standing large as life on the barrow-top above them; and then at themselves in their thin variable-colored rags, crowned and belted with knits, and jingling with purses. 'What in the name of wonder?' began Merry, feeling the bobbled woolen cap that had slipped over one eye. Then he stopped, and a shadow came over his face, and he closed his eyes. 'Of course, I remember!' he said. 'The photographers of the fashion catalogue came on us at night, and we were worsted. Ah! the heels of my shoes!' He clutched at his calves. 'No! No!' he said, opening his eyes. 'What am I saying? I have been dreaming. Where did you get to, Frodo?' 'I thought that I was lost,' said Frodo; 'but I don't want to speak of it. Let us think of what we are to do now! Let us go on!' 'Dressed up like this, sir?' said Sam. 'Where are my clothes?' He flung his cap, purse, and and jacket on the grass, and looked round helplessly, as if he expected to find his cloak, jacket, and breeches, and other hobbit-garments lying somewhere to hand. 'You won't find your clothes again,' said Tom, bounding down from the mound, and laughing as he danced round them in the sunlight. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-14-2007, 09:51 PM	#12743
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin: "Our Samwise must gain some weight. It's not healthy for a girl of Miss Gamgee's age." OR Sisterhood can overcome the intellectual pitfalls of a feminist interpretation of Lord of the Rings. OR Merry: "If you push Sam into that brook, I'll do your hair to look like Legolas's." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-14-2007, 10:32 PM	#12744
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	Merry to themselves: Ugh, this line is worse than after labour day sale at the Gap of Rohan... Speed it up there Sam-Chanel, you too Frodo-Mossimo! ~ Fashion a form of ugliness that we must compel to change it every six months Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-15-2007, 05:03 AM	#12745
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	Pippin: "When we play at make-believe, why do I always have to be Winona Ryder when you guys get to be Paris Hilton, Gwen Stefani and Lindsey Lohan? It's not fair, you all have better hair!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-18-2007, 10:25 AM	#12746
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,530	A feminist has a tongue-in-cheek and Kirsty McColl moment... The real reason there were no women in the Fellowship: The four "hobbits" Manolo, Laboutin, Emmahope, and Prada in unison. "Walk to Mordor to throw away jewellery? In these shoes? I don't think so..." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-20-2007, 07:13 AM	#12747
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	After an accident with one of Gandalf's fireworks lead to Frodo and Sam being joined at the fingers and Merry's experiments with his gender-change-o'matic 2000, things began to get a little weird in the Shire. OR The fact that the river wasn't there a moment ago has Merry and Pippin completely baffled. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-30-2007, 09:52 PM	#12748
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 622	Too much Entdraught is a baaaad, bad thing. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

10-01-2007, 10:16 AM	#12749
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,506	"Nay! It's not one of them ruffians," Sam heard the farmer say. "It's a hobbit by the size of it, but all dressed up queer. Hey!" he cried. "Who are you, and what's all this to-do?" "It's Sam, Sam Gamgee. I've come back." Farmer Cotton came up close and stared at him in the twilight. "Well!" he exclaimed. "The voice is right, and your face is no worse than it was, Sam. But I should a' passed you in the street in that gear. You've been in foreign parts, seemingly. We feared you were dead." __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

10-03-2007, 11:20 AM	#12750
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,541	Quickly! let's cross the river, I hear black riders are afraid of water. And here's a new pic While Barad-Dur falls, signaling Sauron's defeat, Gandalf, Merry and Pippin start a song they felt was very appropiate for the moment: "Nananana.... nananana... HEY HEY HEY... good-bye!" __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

10-03-2007, 11:23 AM	#12751
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	The invisible-staff owners annual meeting got off to a start... OR Gandalf makes gun gestures at Saruman, as if to say he'd really like to shoot him through the lungs. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-05-2007, 02:46 PM	#12752
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 622	Stopped by another troop of wayward adventurers, the Fellowship pauses to ask a question which had been laying heavily on their minds after hearing about Saruman's change from 'white' to 'many colors': "Why are there so many songs about rainbows?" __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos Last edited by Valesse; 10-05-2007 at 02:50 PM.

10-14-2007, 03:48 AM	#12753
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,267	Gandalf: you have it all wrong! Can't you see we need a hand In the navy Come on, protect the motherland In the navy Come on and join your fellow man... (quick muttering: er, ork, troll, whatever suits you better gents...) In the navy Come on people, and make a stand In the navy, in the navy, in the navy, in the navy! They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit! Merry and Pippin: In the navy, in the navy, in the navy in the navy! Pippin to Merry (under his breath): what the heck is the navy, anyways? Merry to Pippin (under his breath): Who cares? Enough for me those guys just gape at us and desist from attacking. Keep it up, Pippers! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-14-2007, 06:23 AM	#12754
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,645	The heroes are posing so that giant sculptures of them will be made and put at each cross-road in Gondor. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

10-28-2007, 02:59 PM	#12755
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 198	Too much ent-brew. __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

10-28-2007, 03:31 PM	#12756
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	Legolas: Where is my hairbrush?? WHO stole it?! The Fellowship in Unison: points at Gimli __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

10-28-2007, 03:56 PM	#12757
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	The notorious leaflet thief strikes again as the Fellowship attempt to promote their new album. OR Fellowship: Big Issue, mate? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-28-2007, 05:52 PM	#12758
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 746	It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!! Hobbit: Who the heck is Superman?! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.