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Oh! I dont know if you know, but that line was the last thing Aragorn's mother said to him before she died, so that either makes it rather twisted or doubly funny! Well done...Ack! I just spilt my drink everywhere! EDIT: Drink spillage caused some minor typos.. <font size=1 color=339966>[ 3:16 PM December 24, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]
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12-24-2003, 04:55 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Don't worry, I knew exactly what that line meant and who said it in the Books. I remembered in the VSD of Aragorn that his Elvish isn't quite good, so I decided to play on that a bit. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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12-31-2003, 10:08 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
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Ah, lol, Ok...yes, he had a bit of trouble with "Hannon lle", didnt he?!
Actually, does anyone know if Cassie Claire's working on any new VSD for TTT and ROTK..?
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01-01-2004, 01:27 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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No idea. I'm sure you can email her and ask her though.
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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01-01-2004, 03:48 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Rohan
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Aragorn as he's pulling out his sword:And I say,for the last time,Balrogs DO have wings....
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01-01-2004, 06:19 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lost in the Fog of the Downs
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*Falls over laughing*
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01-03-2004, 10:09 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Elrond: There IS no sword.
Aragonr: yes there is, i'm holding it. Elrond: *sigh* didn't Legolas tell you anything?
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01-03-2004, 10:52 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
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 Frodo: Oww, why did one of your men shoot me? All I said was I had to go to the little Hobbit's room! Faramir: I am so sorry yes little hobbit's room sounds kinda gay but I'm trying to make it a bit more funny [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] or Frodo: you broke my hand!, what did I ever do to you?! *(doesn't it really look like Elijah (Frodo) is in pain? wonder what happened) <font size=1 color=339966>[ 12:00 AM January 04, 2004: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]
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01-03-2004, 11:04 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Frodo: Wait, I...I think I'm going to be sick! You have to let me go!
Faramir: Aww, come on Frodo! You tried that one twenty minutes ago. We are going to Gondor, so quit playing around! Frodo: Uhhh, the ring! I think the ring is going to be sick! You have to let me go! Faramir: *rolls eyes* Get going!
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01-03-2004, 11:14 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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Frodo: Ow! Crap! Stupid dime-store Phial shattered in my hand!
Sam (off of the camera): Oh Mr. Frodo! Let me get you a Band-Aid! Oh wait, we aren't supposed to have Band-Aids, are we? Faramir: SPARKLIES!!!!! *stares at the shards of the Phial stabbing Frodo's hand*
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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01-03-2004, 11:28 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2003
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frodo: stupid push pop! they always get stuck on my hand!
faramir: ooh, push pop! can i have it?
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01-04-2004, 12:26 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Frodo(scratching through skin and muscles): Must get stupid flea out...
Faramir: Doesn't that hurt? ---------or--------- Frodo: Augh! You slashed my wrist! Faramir(looks concerned): Are you all right? (thinks) Damn, I missed! ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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01-04-2004, 04:28 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Sydney
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Frodo: But, but, we gotta stop! I got a really bad splinter!
Faramir: Look, just get moving- Frodo: No, I'm serious this time! It huuuuurts!!! Faramir: Would you like me to get it out with the tip of my sword? Frodo: I'll keep moving, I'll keep moving. <mutters> Faramir's a big bully. I'm gonna tell Sam on him.
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01-04-2004, 04:32 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Brisvegas
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Faramir: Look Frodo! It's just a scorpion bite! I swear, you are such a baby.
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01-04-2004, 05:57 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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Frodo: *sniffle* but all I have is 3 pennies...
Faramir: look... if it means that much to you, I'll lend you the rest. Now go and get the darned balloon, and let's get moving!
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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01-04-2004, 01:57 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: watching the ants closing in
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For the Aragorn/Elrond one:
Elrond: The time has come for the killing of the ki- wait, what the he--y?!... where did that come in? *takes out script and flips through some pages* Aragorn: Killing of the whaa? wait, wait, wait, wait... was there a rewrite? *snatches script* killing of the king? when did that come in? WRITERS!!! For the Faramir/Frodo one: Frodo: Ow!!! Papercut! Dude, Fammy, why did you have to give me those legal documents to sign saying that I will look over Gollum?! OWW!!!! Faramir: ooh, Im sorry. erm... *rushes around* let me get you something... erm... does anyone have a band-aid?!
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-Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.' |
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01-04-2004, 03:38 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: My house.
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Meela, that three pennies thing killed me! Thanks!! Okay, here's my attempt.
Where Will You Be When Your Laxative Starts Working? Or... Frodo: Oh goodness!! What is this round shiney thing???!? TELL ME!!! Faramir: Errr...that's the One Ring...Frodo are you alright?
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Boromir the Disco King! I'm still Doing The WAVE!! PROUD GRIMA FAN... http://amari.proboards21.com/index.cgi Go! Go now and see the beauty of Rivendell! The ONLY place where you can be hit with an official squeaky hammer!! |
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01-04-2004, 09:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Frodo: It's stuck! I can't get it off! Help Me! Sam! Where's Sam?
Faramir: What's stuck? I can help! Guy in the background: Never seen a Chinese Finger trap before, eh? *snickers*
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01-05-2004, 12:58 AM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Rohan
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Faramir:Look Frodo,I told you if you put your hand through the fence that dog would bite you.
or.. Faramir:Look!It's not my fault that PJ totally rewrote my script and forced me to stick that dagger through your hand..Honestly!! Meh,not my funniest.But it will do till I think of something funnier. |
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01-05-2004, 11:56 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
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Frodo: *in suitably whiny voice* Owww! Paper cut!
Faramir: Awww, did the wickle hobbit hurt his pinkie? Does he want a pwaster? Frodo: *glare*
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too... |
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01-05-2004, 01:33 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Faramir: I can't have that donut?
Frodo: *snaps* No! *Under breath* hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe, all part of my plan to make him eat cabbage...
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01-05-2004, 07:49 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Frodo: *sniff* But I've always wanted to see Osgiliath.
Faramir: OK, Frodo, stop your crying. I'll take you there, if that's what you really want. Now that explains a lot. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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01-05-2004, 09:09 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: a labtop in Elessar's throne room
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Frodo-Faramir! If you really wanted the Ring, you could have asked befor stabbing me!
Faramir-Sorry.(to himself)Stupid hobbit. You're suppose to die!
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01-06-2004, 02:50 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
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Man, everybody did the obvious "paper cut" one. [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Oh well.
Frodo: "Ow! The Ring burned me!" Faramir: "Ring?" Frodo: "Did I say ring? I meant bing, as in 'Bing' cherries which Sam made a tasty cobbler out of. Would you like some?" Faramir: "Uh...sure." Frodo(thinks): "Man, that was close!" Faramir(thinks): "I know you said ring you stinkin' midget, and I'm gonna figure out why you think it's so important."
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01-06-2004, 06:52 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: May 2003
Location: A fairyland of mists and shadows deep in the emerald wood.
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Faramir: Hey Frodo, I'll trade you my bow for the -
Frodo: No! It has to be destroyed, don't you see? Faramir: But I would destroy it... Frodo: This task was appointed to me! Man in the back: Relax you two, it's just chocolate! Frodo and Faramir: But it's the last piece! ok, not funny, but all I could think of was food... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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01-15-2004, 07:23 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers.
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Frodo: *picks up large beetle* Hello there little fella! Well, aren't you the cutest little...AHH! TEETH!
<font size=1 color=339966>[ 8:26 PM January 15, 2004: Message edited by: Mad Baggins ]
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01-15-2004, 10:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
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well here you guys go, you little brats...
this is who i like, and why. you can make fun of me as much as you want. But, i'll still have my sanity. Wait a minute, let me check, no.nope. i don't have that anymore.  the ka (to herself): Yah, i like him. He doesn't sound all that evil... at least he's not Denethor... sorry Meela, Denethor's sanity is like a deer in the headlights... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] i wonder how he'd look in a leezer suit?
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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01-16-2004, 07:30 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,992
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Peter Jackson: Sean! You may have the power to make your speech appear in white letters on my screen but would you PLEASE say the right lines!
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01-16-2004, 09:47 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts
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For the Frodo one:
Frodo: AGH! Dropped my lighter...
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"Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh |
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01-16-2004, 10:12 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie
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PJ: ORLANDO! WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT EDITING SUBTITLES?!
Orlando: [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Bwahahahahaaaa! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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01-16-2004, 10:14 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In Mordor where the Shadows lie
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Tour Guide: And here we have Boromir, son of Denethor...blah blah blah.....
Random girl: Oooooh....shiny...and evil [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.= I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! |
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01-16-2004, 10:50 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Airihiriel!!!!!!!! You're back! Well, you were 12 days ago anyway...
Boromir: You like Boromir when he is tempted....what? I thought the Ring was supposed to have the Black Speech on it? Gandalf: It does, fool of a Stewardson. It is the Black Speech of the Fangirl-quiz makers. All: Gasp! Or... B: Hmm, would this go better with my gold leisure suit, or my silver?
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01-17-2004, 06:58 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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For the Frodo-Faramir pic:
Faramir: But you told me the Ring was stuck! Frodo: Yes, I did, but I didn't ask you to cut it off! Soldier at the back: So what is that gangrel creature supposed to bite off now? |
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01-18-2004, 10:33 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Boromir: Ooooo! Can I eat it?
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01-18-2004, 12:34 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing
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For Boromir:
The Ring talking: You are getting sleepy...very sleepy. Boromir: Drools OK that was lame. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Please guys when Boromir reaches ten captions please wait for me to post for I have one that we can really have fun with. Or at least 'I' think so. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig? |
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01-27-2004, 03:45 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Looking into a crystal ball- still see nothing
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Ok before this thread gets lost in a bottomless hole I am just going to go ahead and post a new picture. Here is the one I have been saving for a while. Enjoy! (Sorry you have to click on a link but the url on my image host are so long that this site will not read them.)
****ELROND FROM ROTK**** <--------CLICK HERE!!!! Here is the caption: Trip to the very top of Minas Tirith - 500 gold pieces Sedative for Glorfindel’s fear of heights - 50 gold pieces New white tuxedo for you and a wedding dress for your daughter, each with tiaras to match - 6000 gold pieces Getting everyone to think you’re smiling for the happy couple, when in fact you are gleefully plotting against your new son-in-law - Priceless There are some things money can buy. For everything else there’s MasterCard. Wielded by all, even Elf Lords. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] <font size=1 color=339966>[ 5:01 PM January 27, 2004: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ]
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Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me. Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig? |
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01-27-2004, 07:48 PM
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Deathless Sun
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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New robes for your entire household: 1000 gold pieces
Matching tiaras for your entire household: 2000 gold pieces Watching your son-in-law snog your daughter without realizing that you switched her lipstick with Super-Glue: Priceless.
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01-27-2004, 08:02 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Elrond: Must...not...sneeze...
Elf behind Elrond: *thinks* He never remembers his allergy medication...Hah!
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01-27-2004, 08:03 PM
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Ubiquitous Urulóki
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: The port of Mars, where Famine, Sword, and Fire, leash'd in like hounds, crouch for employment
Posts: 747
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Elrond: So.....much....pipe-weed!
-or- That elf beside him: I'm just closing my eyes so I won't get them gouged out by the inevitable wave of arrows that's gonna come flying at that smile. -or- Elrond: Blasted facial contortions! That's the last time I let Thranduil do my make-up!
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01-28-2004, 08:57 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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Ary: Aw, come on, lemmee take a picture!
Arwen: Smile, daddy! Elrond: *smiles* (I'm going to kill you, Estel..) *CLICK* (Bob just kinda snuck into the pic, & the Gondor guy? ..One too many ales?) |
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