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Old 08-25-2006, 05:28 PM   #121
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Q: If the Mearas are so great, why didn't they make their own nation?
A: In all likely hood, The Mirrors....as the ghetto folk would say, wouldn't have been able to have their own nation only because of certain "reflective" issues.

Q: Do you think that Sauron's eye ever got poked or flew into by a bird?
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Old 08-25-2006, 05:36 PM   #122
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Q: Do you think that Sauron's eye ever got poked or flew into by a bird?
A: The uptight and nasty guy he was, that would sound more than probable... Just think of it: flocks of birds constantly flying towards your eye (and thence burning in the vicinity of it with all the screaming and squawking of death)! That would take some nerves to be nice and friendly in the middle of all that?

Q: How is Ilúvatar fighting against boredom in the eternity?
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Old 08-25-2006, 05:40 PM   #123
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Q: Do you think that Sauron's eye ever got poked or flew into by a bird?

A: But of course! Lots of times, almost everyday - there being constantly dark in Mordor, that is... and mainly by Nazgul, not birds, King of Angmar being mostly painful, crown above unseen head et al... Why do you think it was called the red eye, um?

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Q: How is Ilúvatar fighting against boredom in the eternity

A: He creates Ainur and they sing. There is no time in eternity, so they may be singing there always, despite what happens down here. From time to time, when he gets bored with just sitting, he stands up and makes exercise for his arms and facial muscles - now smiles, than raises his left hand, and than again his right and so forth

Q: What was Denethor watching in his Palantir by nights?
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Old 08-25-2006, 08:19 PM   #124
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Q: Why do the Elves never run out of arrows?

A: Thing is, though almost all elves are experienced yogis, still running on arrow-heads (equally as on broken glass or hot coals) is painful, so they never run out of them, but just walk out of arrows with dignity, smiling abstractedly...

Q: What kind of fish inhabited Gollum's lake?
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Old 08-26-2006, 09:36 AM   #126
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Q: Why doesn't Gollum wear a shirt, precious?

A: He likes to look at himself in the lake and those clothes just get in the way.


Q: How long is Galadriel's hair?
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Old 08-28-2006, 10:01 AM   #129
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A: 5, one for each meal of the day and two extra ones for midnight smokes and then a spare.

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Q: Why are Balrogs made of shadow and fire?

A: Because no one is sure if they're male or female they couldn't decide whether to say they were made of sugar and spice or slugs and snails, and so they made up a new option.

Q: Why is Tom Bombadil?
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A: "I sing, therefore I am.", "I sing anoying songs, therefore I am Tom Bombadil."

Q: Why wasn't Smaug a giant butterfly instead of a dragon?
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Old 08-28-2006, 02:21 PM   #133
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Well, we all know that it is easier to produce torque on an object such as a door if the force is applied at the furthest end of the point where such object is turning. That's why door knobs are close to the side of the door rather than in the middle. We all know this.... hobbits did not.

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A: Like you all know by now, Gandalf's hat is made of cheese and so the only place he could have got it has to be the moon.

Q: How long has Gandalf been playing the quitar?
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A: Three months, on and off. Already he can play the first bars of Smoke on the Water.

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A: He liked a very firm mattress.

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it was a mistranslation hes really the mouth doctor(ie dentist) of sauron and hes a general because for obvious reasons hes useless as a dentist

Where did bombadil meet golberry?
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it was a mistranslation hes really the mouth doctor(ie dentist) of sauron and hes a general because for obvious reasons hes useless as a dentist

Where did bombadil meet golberry?
A: At the Enigma/Eru/Tolkien/Valar get Together bash, ironically they were the only two that showed up.

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A: That it wouldn't strangle him.

Q: Why did Beorn turn into a bear and not into a krchplin (a mix of a hairy frog and a hairless hobbit)?
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Q - Did Isildur pose for the architects of the Argonath? If so, how long for?
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Because of the competitions of Prancing in Ponies that were held. Bill had always wanted to be a Prancing Pony during his tweens.

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A: Because Rings of Power has a better ring to it.

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A: The latter of course. Didn't you know Melkor was really the phantom in disguise?

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Q: Can the Elves ever grow fat?
A: Probably, but I'd imagine it would be an awful mess to harvest

Q: If an Ent fell in the forest...would anyone hear?
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Q: If an Ent fell in the forest...would anyone hear?
A: Sure, the ent itself.

Q: Why don't the Winged Beasts fly away from the Nazgul?
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