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Manardariel · 12-14-2002, 09:38 AM

James Bond
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Who did Eowyn marry in the end??

Aylwen Dreamsong · 12-14-2002, 09:40 AM

One of Santa's Elves

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How did the Dwarves of Erebor celebrate Birthdays?

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Diamond18 · 12-14-2002, 11:34 AM

Edit: Oops! D'oh, I didn't see that we're on page 22 now...so this is in answer to Eruwen's question "Who did Merry and Pippin meet in Fangorn Forest?":

Barliman Butterbur's evil twin brother, Bugabear Butterbur. He was in exile, of course, because of his evilness. But for some reason the Ents took a shine to him (perhaps it was because he was a bit slow in the head) and they allowed him to live in the forest. There he made the acquaintance of several bad-hearted Huorns, and they got along pretty well. When Merry and Pippin happened by, he attempted to seize them and eat them for his dinner, but Treebeard stepped on him and that was the end of that.

As to the Dwarves of Erebor, they celebrated Birthdays by showering the birthee with gold and jewels, while dancing in circles around him/her singing "Happy Birthday to You" in Dwarvish.

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As I was walking one day, I saw a Wizard on the way. The Wizard carried seven sacks, and in each sack there were seven cats, and each cat she had seven kittens, and those kittens they had seven mittens. "These cats and kittens with their mittens," the Wizard said to me, "are for the Hobbit lads and lasses, but answer me these riddles three...how many cats, kittens and mittens do I carry as I passes?"

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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 12-14-2002, 02:44 PM

Twelve of each and a bottle of pickled rhubarb. Wizards always carry a bottle of pickled rhubarb. Nobody knows why.

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Who was the founder of the Riddermark and how did he acquire the land?

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Tyler · 12-15-2002, 02:33 AM

Balin and he won it in a crooked poker game.
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Why did the fellowship go to Moria?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 12-15-2002, 09:51 AM

Two reasons: they wanted to do some sightseeing and Balin owed Gandalf some money (how those dwarves love to gamble).

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According to an ancient piece of lore, what heirlooms were rescued from the fall of Númenor?

Diamond18 · 12-15-2002, 02:21 PM

Seven bowling balls in assorted colors and sizes, a pair of argyle socks, a catalytic convertor, Elendil's secret sloppy joe sauce, a toy poodle, and a fuzzy kumquat.

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What was Quickbeam/Bregalad's name in Entish?

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Eruhen · 12-16-2002, 10:23 AM

Hrooomba-homba-iggy-ziggy-wig-wag-zoom. This means "Ent who likes to talk fast and hang out with short creatures with hairy feet".

Since we seem to be on Ents here, what happened to the Entwives?

mordor136 · 12-16-2002, 11:44 AM

They went south because they wanted to move to a warmer climate. They eventually became palm trees.
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Why was Aragorn really called Strider? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

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Diamond18 · 12-16-2002, 10:13 PM

It's an acronym for his Entish name, which translates into Westron as "Sweaty, stinky human with stringy hair who likes to hang out with creatures who have hairy feet."

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How did the people of Bree come to use an acronym for an Entish name?

hobbitlass · 12-16-2002, 10:32 PM

Diamond18, you kill me with your essay questions! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
They had to use acronyms, it shortened the Entish names. After all, most Bree-landers couldn't remember their own!

So that means Barliman is an acronym, what is it?

Raefindel · 12-17-2002, 12:04 AM

Big
Air-headed
Resident
Living
In
Much
Anguish
Now
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Why wouldn't Gimli ride a horse?

Eruhen · 12-17-2002, 07:33 AM

When he was a child, Gimli had a horrible experience with a horse. He went to a rodeo that the Dalemen had once and almost got trampled by a bronco. He would wake up in the middle of the night for at least the next two years, screaming about a horse crushing him. He ended up carrying this psychological baggage with him the rest of his life, and it took some serious therapy by Strider Freud for him to get rid of it.

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Where did the Hobbits originally come from?

Diamond18 · 12-17-2002, 11:46 AM

Munchkin Land. There they lived in utterly insipid conditions, enslaved by Glinda, Wicked Witch of the North. Then one day a house landed on top of her and out stepped Tom Bombadil. After they sang some really insipid songs to him, like "She's not just merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead" Tom wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Poor little things. I'll take them back to Middle-earth with me. There I will wash the make-up from their faces and give them decent clothes to wear, and teach them some real songs, like 'Hey dol derry dol'."

This he did, out of the goodness of his heart, and Middle-earth was never quite the same again (and Munchkin land was overrun by Flying Monkeys, who sang "They're not just merely gone, they're really most sincerely gone").

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Another essay question. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] What remnants of Munchkin culture still survive in the Shire?

Raefindel · 12-18-2002, 12:07 AM

The Lollypop League still existed when at the close of our story. It was re-established soon after Tom brought the Munchkins to Middle-Earth. In fact, Tom was the first recipent of the Lollypop of honor in all of Middle-Earth.

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Did Legolas' bow have a name?

12-18-2002, 11:14 AM

yes, it was Kurt

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Who were Glorofindels side kick?

mordor136 · 12-18-2002, 11:26 AM

Robin at least until he found out that Batman offered better health benifits.
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why did the orc cross the road

Diamond18 · 12-19-2002, 11:53 PM

To get to the man-flesh on the other side, of course. It was all part of the training program. They had to climb walls, ford rivers, chop down trees, and cross roads, etc. At the end of each task there was a juicy piece of man-flesh waiting for them. Yummy.

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What was Morgoth's most prized possession?

Eruhen · 12-20-2002, 08:01 AM

The first thing that he ever made: a pink fuzzy teddy bear with button eyes and a button nose!

What was Suaron's most prized possession?

Eruwen · 12-20-2002, 09:27 AM

His contacts.

Sauron: I can see you...{Drops contact out of eye} No, wait, hold on a minute young Hobbit. {Finds it and puts it back in.} Ah! I can see you...

{Frodo stares blankly at the eye.}
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What did Gimli say when at the entrance to the Paths of the Dead?

Tyler · 12-20-2002, 11:31 AM

At leasts its not Arbys.
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Where did the Hobbits get their swords from?

Diamond18 · 12-20-2002, 11:14 PM

ACME, of course.

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What is the hastiest thing any Ent ever did?

Diamond18 · 12-22-2002, 09:42 PM

I really want to know!

hobbitlass · 12-23-2002, 02:12 PM

Alright! Alright! I will put down my sick twisted answer. I was sure someone else would post a clever one.
What is the hastiest thing ents have ever done? Well, there was the one time they all came down with a nasty bout of ent-draught poisoning...you get the picture.
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What was Grima Wormtongues former profession before councellor to King Theoden?

Eärendil · 12-24-2002, 04:46 AM

An actor, or...sort of. He used to be in a The X-files episode and Child´s Play, among other things. You can see what it became of him because of that...
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Why is the writings on The Ring in red?

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Nevfeniel · 12-24-2002, 08:54 AM

When Sauron bought his "Make-Your-Own-Ring Kit" at the local Wal-Mart, he found that, contrary to what the commercials imply, you only have two choices of the color of the writings on the band. Sauron's two choices were either red or purple, and Sauron knew that gold goes with red much better than with purpe, so hopefully, that explains everything.
..::Why doesn't Gollum like cooked fish?::..

Tyler · 12-24-2002, 09:18 AM

Does anyone one like to eat cooked fish?
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Why was Legolas in the Fellowship?

Aylwen Dreamsong · 12-24-2002, 09:27 AM

Gimli needed someone to braid his hair and beard.

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What is Gimli's favorite Holiday?

Tyler · 12-24-2002, 01:23 PM

Wacking Day(only Simpsons fans will get that one.)
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What was the Elvish word for death?

Aylwen Dreamsong · 12-24-2002, 04:35 PM

Arrow (Sorry, isn't very funny...)

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What did the Fellowship do to celebrate Gimli's birthday before they set out on their Quest?

Taure Leafsilver · 12-26-2002, 11:18 AM

They took him to Ryan's and the people there sang to him while he hid underneath the table.
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Why is Grima so scary looking?

Laivine · 12-26-2002, 01:43 PM

Because he wanted look like an elf, but the waiting list for Look-Like-An-Elf-Operations was so long, instead he tried to do the operation on himself. And for some reason, that didn't go very well.
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Who wears yellow boots, and has a song for everything?

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Aylwen Dreamsong · 12-26-2002, 01:48 PM

My friend's baby sister Amy (She just loves those rain galoshes! Not to mention her singing voice).

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What was Galadriel's favorite species of bird?

Laivine · 12-26-2002, 01:58 PM

The crows, because they made the most beautiful sound she had ever heard.
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What was Frodo's middle name?

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Nevfeniel · 12-26-2002, 08:47 PM

George.
..::Why did Frodo cut the hand from the Barrow-Wight?::..

Aylwen Dreamsong · 12-26-2002, 08:56 PM

He thought it would look cool for Halloween

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Who is Galadriel's favorite relative?

Diamond18 · 12-27-2002, 10:49 PM

Her evil twin sister, Gillareaweniel. They got along smashingly in their youth, but Gillareaweniel, unfortunately, became a servant of Ungoliant. Though it isn't known for sure, it is belived that she eventually became a meal of Ungoliant. But sometimes when Galadriel looks into her mirror she can see her sister again, and a tear of remembrance comes to her eye. Touching, really.

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Do Hobbits have wings?

HerenIstarion · 12-28-2002, 04:54 AM

But yes! That's why they are so quick runners - wings are attached to their toes, pair on each (so how many wings? count it up [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])

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What if Frodo and Co could get a helicopter?

hobbitlass · 12-28-2002, 11:14 AM

Ha ha ha, that reminds me of something I read in another forum where Gwahir was wondereing why Frodo didn't ask for a ride to Mt. Doom.
As for a helicopter, that would be disasterous. All of them fighting over who would fly!
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So who would win the fight and get to fly the helicopter?

Diamond18 · 12-28-2002, 03:56 PM

Boromir, of course! He just loves to fly. Boromir the Flighty, they call him.

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What did Faramir dream about whilst he was feverish?

12-14-2002, 09:38 AM	#841
Manardariel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 817	James Bond **********************+ Who did Eowyn marry in the end?? __________________ Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. Blog :-)\|FanFic Dream City

12-14-2002, 09:40 AM	#842
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,162	One of Santa's Elves !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did the Dwarves of Erebor celebrate Birthdays? [ December 14, 2002: Message edited by: Aylwen Dreamsong ] __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.*

12-14-2002, 11:34 AM	#843
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Edit: Oops! D'oh, I didn't see that we're on page 22 now...so this is in answer to Eruwen's question "Who did Merry and Pippin meet in Fangorn Forest?": Barliman Butterbur's evil twin brother, Bugabear Butterbur. He was in exile, of course, because of his evilness. But for some reason the Ents took a shine to him (perhaps it was because he was a bit slow in the head) and they allowed him to live in the forest. There he made the acquaintance of several bad-hearted Huorns, and they got along pretty well. When Merry and Pippin happened by, he attempted to seize them and eat them for his dinner, but Treebeard stepped on him and that was the end of that. As to the Dwarves of Erebor, they celebrated Birthdays by showering the birthee with gold and jewels, while dancing in circles around him/her singing "Happy Birthday to You" in Dwarvish. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ As I was walking one day, I saw a Wizard on the way. The Wizard carried seven sacks, and in each sack there were seven cats, and each cat she had seven kittens, and those kittens they had seven mittens. "These cats and kittens with their mittens," the Wizard said to me, "are for the Hobbit lads and lasses, but answer me these riddles three...how many cats, kittens and mittens do I carry as I passes?" [ December 14, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-14-2002, 02:44 PM	#844
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	Twelve of each and a bottle of pickled rhubarb. Wizards always carry a bottle of pickled rhubarb. Nobody knows why. ------------------------------------------- Who was the founder of the Riddermark and how did he acquire the land? [ December 14, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

12-15-2002, 02:33 AM	#845
Tyler Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 37	Balin and he won it in a crooked poker game. -------------------------------------------- Why did the fellowship go to Moria? __________________ Not all who wander are lost. -Tolkien

12-15-2002, 09:51 AM	#846
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	Two reasons: they wanted to do some sightseeing and Balin owed Gandalf some money (how those dwarves love to gamble). ----------------------------------------- According to an ancient piece of lore, what heirlooms were rescued from the fall of Númenor? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

12-15-2002, 02:21 PM	#847
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Seven bowling balls in assorted colors and sizes, a pair of argyle socks, a catalytic convertor, Elendil's secret sloppy joe sauce, a toy poodle, and a fuzzy kumquat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was Quickbeam/Bregalad's name in Entish? [ December 15, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-16-2002, 10:23 AM	#848
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	Hrooomba-homba-iggy-ziggy-wig-wag-zoom. This means "Ent who likes to talk fast and hang out with short creatures with hairy feet". Since we seem to be on Ents here, what happened to the Entwives? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

12-16-2002, 11:44 AM	#849
mordor136 Wight Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: snowboarding with Morgoth in the void Posts: 221	They went south because they wanted to move to a warmer climate. They eventually became palm trees. ********************************** Why was Aragorn really called Strider? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [ December 16, 2002: Message edited by: mordor136 ] __________________ It's not A.D.D I'm just ignoring you. I'm like a super-hero with no powers or motivation

12-16-2002, 10:13 PM	#850
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	It's an acronym for his Entish name, which translates into Westron as "Sweaty, stinky human with stringy hair who likes to hang out with creatures who have hairy feet." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How did the people of Bree come to use an acronym for an Entish name? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-16-2002, 10:32 PM	#851
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Diamond18, you kill me with your essay questions! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] They had to use acronyms, it shortened the Entish names. After all, most Bree-landers couldn't remember their own! So that means Barliman is an acronym, what is it? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

12-17-2002, 12:04 AM	#852
Raefindel Sword of the Spirit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,325	Big Air-headed Resident Living In Much Anguish Now &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Why wouldn't Gimli ride a horse? __________________ Blessed be the Lord my Strength, Who trained my hands for war and my fingers to fight. Psallm 144:1

12-17-2002, 07:33 AM	#853
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	When he was a child, Gimli had a horrible experience with a horse. He went to a rodeo that the Dalemen had once and almost got trampled by a bronco. He would wake up in the middle of the night for at least the next two years, screaming about a horse crushing him. He ended up carrying this psychological baggage with him the rest of his life, and it took some serious therapy by Strider Freud for him to get rid of it. --------------------------------------------- Where did the Hobbits originally come from? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

12-17-2002, 11:46 AM	#854
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Munchkin Land. There they lived in utterly insipid conditions, enslaved by Glinda, Wicked Witch of the North. Then one day a house landed on top of her and out stepped Tom Bombadil. After they sang some really insipid songs to him, like "She's not just merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead" Tom wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Poor little things. I'll take them back to Middle-earth with me. There I will wash the make-up from their faces and give them decent clothes to wear, and teach them some real songs, like 'Hey dol derry dol'." This he did, out of the goodness of his heart, and Middle-earth was never quite the same again (and Munchkin land was overrun by Flying Monkeys, who sang "They're not just merely gone, they're really most sincerely gone"). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Another essay question. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] What remnants of Munchkin culture still survive in the Shire? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-18-2002, 12:07 AM	#855
Raefindel Sword of the Spirit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Washington State Posts: 1,325	The Lollypop League still existed when at the close of our story. It was re-established soon after Tom brought the Munchkins to Middle-Earth. In fact, Tom was the first recipent of the Lollypop of honor in all of Middle-Earth. ######################### Did Legolas' bow have a name? __________________ Blessed be the Lord my Strength, Who trained my hands for war and my fingers to fight. Psallm 144:1

12-18-2002, 11:14 AM	#856
Adam Sernheim Guest Posts: n/a	yes, it was Kurt ++++++++++++++ Who were Glorofindels side kick?

12-18-2002, 11:26 AM	#857
mordor136 Wight Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: snowboarding with Morgoth in the void Posts: 221	Robin at least until he found out that Batman offered better health benifits. ----------------------------- why did the orc cross the road __________________ It's not A.D.D I'm just ignoring you. I'm like a super-hero with no powers or motivation

12-19-2002, 11:53 PM	#858
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	To get to the man-flesh on the other side, of course. It was all part of the training program. They had to climb walls, ford rivers, chop down trees, and cross roads, etc. At the end of each task there was a juicy piece of man-flesh waiting for them. Yummy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What was Morgoth's most prized possession? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-20-2002, 08:01 AM	#859
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	The first thing that he ever made: a pink fuzzy teddy bear with button eyes and a button nose! What was Suaron's most prized possession? __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

12-20-2002, 09:27 AM	#860
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 901	His contacts. Sauron: I can see you...{Drops contact out of eye} No, wait, hold on a minute young Hobbit. {Finds it and puts it back in.} Ah! I can see you... {Frodo stares blankly at the eye.} -------------------------------------- What did Gimli say when at the entrance to the Paths of the Dead?

12-20-2002, 11:31 AM	#861
Tyler Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 37	At leasts its not Arbys. ============================================ Where did the Hobbits get their swords from? __________________ Not all who wander are lost. -Tolkien

12-20-2002, 11:14 PM	#862
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	ACME, of course. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is the hastiest thing any Ent ever did? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-22-2002, 09:42 PM	#863
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	I really want to know! __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-23-2002, 02:12 PM	#864
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Alright! Alright! I will put down my sick twisted answer. I was sure someone else would post a clever one. What is the hastiest thing ents have ever done? Well, there was the one time they all came down with a nasty bout of ent-draught poisoning...you get the picture. ********************************************* What was Grima Wormtongues former profession before councellor to King Theoden? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

12-24-2002, 04:46 AM	#865
Eärendil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor (RtL: 1220 miles) Posts: 562	An actor, or...sort of. He used to be in a The X-files episode and Child´s Play, among other things. You can see what it became of him because of that... ======================================= Why is the writings on The Ring in red? [ December 24, 2002: Message edited by: Eärendil ] __________________ Jag ska aldrig göra dig illa. Inte igen. Åtminstone inte mycket, åtminstone inte hårt. Kommer du ihåg? Då vi fortfarande kunde skratta, le på ett äkta vis. Jag tänker på det ibland. Det smärtar. För aldrig har du väl varit. Längre bort. Från mig.

12-24-2002, 08:54 AM	#866
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	When Sauron bought his "Make-Your-Own-Ring Kit" at the local Wal-Mart, he found that, contrary to what the commercials imply, you only have two choices of the color of the writings on the band. Sauron's two choices were either red or purple, and Sauron knew that gold goes with red much better than with purpe, so hopefully, that explains everything. ..::Why doesn't Gollum like cooked fish?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

12-24-2002, 09:18 AM	#867
Tyler Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 37	Does anyone one like to eat cooked fish? ============================================ Why was Legolas in the Fellowship? __________________ Not all who wander are lost. -Tolkien

12-24-2002, 09:27 AM	#868
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,162	Gimli needed someone to braid his hair and beard. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is Gimli's favorite Holiday? __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.*

12-24-2002, 01:23 PM	#869
Tyler Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 37	Wacking Day(only Simpsons fans will get that one.) ============================================ What was the Elvish word for death? __________________ Not all who wander are lost. -Tolkien

12-24-2002, 04:35 PM	#870
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,162	Arrow (Sorry, isn't very funny...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did the Fellowship do to celebrate Gimli's birthday before they set out on their Quest? __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

12-26-2002, 11:18 AM	#871
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	They took him to Ryan's and the people there sang to him while he hid underneath the table. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is Grima so scary looking? __________________ Pippin Lives!

12-26-2002, 01:43 PM	#872
Laivine Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Norway Posts: 131	Because he wanted look like an elf, but the waiting list for Look-Like-An-Elf-Operations was so long, instead he tried to do the operation on himself. And for some reason, that didn't go very well. --------------------------------------------- Who wears yellow boots, and has a song for everything? [ December 26, 2002: Message edited by: Laivine ] __________________ Vi er det vi tenker. Alt vi er vokser frem fra tankene våre. Det er tankene våre som bygger verden.

12-26-2002, 01:48 PM	#873
Aylwen Dreamsong The Melody of Misery Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Island of Conclusions (You get there by jumping!)... Posts: 1,162	My friend's baby sister Amy (She just loves those rain galoshes! Not to mention her singing voice). !!!!!!!!!!!!! What was Galadriel's favorite species of bird? __________________ ...Come down now, they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away - Come down now! But we'll stay.

12-26-2002, 01:58 PM	#874
Laivine Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Norway Posts: 131	The crows, because they made the most beautiful sound she had ever heard. --------------------------------------------- What was Frodo's middle name? [ December 26, 2002: Message edited by: Laivine ] __________________ Vi er det vi tenker. Alt vi er vokser frem fra tankene våre. Det er tankene våre som bygger verden.

12-26-2002, 08:47 PM	#875
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	George. ..::Why did Frodo cut the hand from the Barrow-Wight?::.. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.