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Old 08-06-2008, 11:40 AM   #521
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I wish Galadriel to be a warrior who survived to the Third Age and established Lorien as a kind of military power
You get your wish. Nobody could resist the might of the Lady of the Golden Wood, and so Lorien controlled the world. Yet the power of the elves was fading, so eventually the entire elven population moved to Aman, and the once more "Free Peoples" who were used to being slaves, came out of their dungeons and labor houses and said:
"Who do we fight now?"


I wish Mordor used plasma weaponry
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I wish Mordor used plasma weaponry
Granted. But due to the fact that none of them understood it, they ended up using the weapons as projectiles and hurled them at the enemy. When that didn't work too well, they left them in a ditch somewhere and they weren't discovered until yesterday when someone was digging for gold and blew themselves up.
Well done you.

I wish there were some good Dragons who made the tea for everyone after the battle of Pelenor fields...
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I wish that Smaug was never killed
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Instead of being killed, Smaug becomes good and makes the tea after Pelenor field... But no body likes Dragon tea.

I wish Hobbits were better builders
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I wish Hobbits were better builders
Granted. Hobbits were better builders, Infact they were so good they made a lighthouse that looks like Sauron. However, The Men of the West were not to thrilled by the lighthouse and destroyed it..

I wish that the Witch-king was not killed in the battle of pelennor fields.

Was going to do "I wish people like Dragon Tea" But decided not too
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I wish that the Witch-king was not killed in the battle of pelennor fields.
Granted, the Witch-king lives, but Mordor still falls. In the wake of Sauron's defeat the Witch-king must find other work. He starts a one man show in Minas Tirith entitled "Sands of Time: A Nazgul's Regret". He recounts his whole life up until Sauron's defeat. It opens to rave reviews despite its length of five hours and forty minutes. Elrond and him then become drinking buddies and Elrond becomes his manager before he takes his leave of Middle-Earth.

I wish Radagast had been part of the Fellowship.
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I wish Radagast had been part of the Fellowship.
Wish granted. Radagast becomes a member of the fellowship but everyone got fed up with all the animals following him.

I wish Eowyn married Gothmog(Pink Orc)

Either a chance for a heroic story for Faramir or i've gone nutty
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I wish Eowyn married Gothmog
She did. But Eomer got sick of having an orc in Meduseld, so he told Gothmog to go and fing the Heir's Ring, which was lost generations previously. Gothmog said yeah, sure, took off the ring from his finger and handed it over. Eomer had Gothmog killed on the spot because he'd finally found the thief.


I wish Gimli had an uzi.
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I wish Gimli had an uzi.
Wish granted. Gimli had an uzi and with it, got more orcs then legolas in their counting games. Legolas, however stayed miserable for quite some time..

I wish Sauron had a pink bunny costume

Sorry Sauron ^_^
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I wish Sauron had a pink bunny costume
Melkor offered him a fluffy pink bunny costume as a gift for his loyal services, and he accepted. But Melkor was imprisoned soon after, and Sauron forgot about the fluffy bunny pink costume, and then the Second Age happened and its war... only then, after defeat, did Sauron remember the costume.

He was a flaming eye then. But when he saw it, he ordered one of the lesser Nazgul to put it on him. The Nazgul, bereft of brains by this time, obeyed. But flaming eyeballs and clothes don't go together....

...and Sauron cried. And cried. And cried. His cries went all over Middle Earth, to Aman, even to the Void.

Manwe, highly disturbed, shouted, "Eru dammit!" And Eru, who was also irritated, decided to hasten the end of the world.

I wish Elves could go to insanely pricey coffeeshops like Starbucks.
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Your wish is Richar E Granted...
However, because they get obsessed with their frappe-chinos and other type high fat drinks, many Elves get ridiculously obese. This leads to broken tree houses in Lorien, cracked paving stones in Rivendell and sinking boats at the Grey Havens. On the plus side, Sauron fails to see the need in invading and instead decides to just have Orcs push them down the stairs while he laughs.

I wish Trolls REALLY LIKED Mutton.
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I wish Trolls REALLY LIKED Mutton.
Granted. Trolls now have taken hold of virtually all sheep and pastures in ME, and since they're so stupid, eventually all sheep became extinct.

I wish Feanor wasn't that proud.
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:28 PM   #533
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Granted. But not being proud Feanor decided to make
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I wish Tom Bambadil decided to put a
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As you wish. Tom started to begin but got distracted and ran singing and collecting lilies.
A rap band scooped him up to sing for them, but were disappointed by his choice of topics.

I wish that Gandalf had an electrostaff.
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I wish that Gandalf had an electrostaff.
Granted. But then he didn't really read the manual as carefully as he should have, and instead sent bolts of electricity throughout the Shire. Half the Hobbit population died.

I wish Frodo and Gandalf had cellular phones.
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I wish Frodo and Gandalf had cellular phones.
Wish Granted, Unfortunatly Frodo and Gandalf have no idea how to use them, so they were compleatly useless..

I wish Mordor won the battle against Minas Tirith(Gothmog and Witch-King live)

Strictly speaking, that may be two wishes. I dont know
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Granted. But they were then wiped out when
a hobbit army led by Lobelia S-B (after her great
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on the bad guys.

I wish Lobelia then followed the tendencies
of Smeagol's ancestors and set up a matriarchy
over Eriador.
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Your wish is granted, but unfortunately Lobelia didn't know a thing about leading people, so she put Lotho in charge...

I wish that Frodo fell into Mt. Doom and died with Gollum.
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I wish that Frodo fell into Mt. Doom and died with Gollum.
Wish Granted, Unfortunately everybody didn't like the ending.

Again, ran out of idea's. Sorry

I Wish.... Gothmog(The Orc) Had more Fan's.

Ok, From here on i wont bring him up for a while.. But he's so cool.
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I Wish.... Gothmog(The Orc) Had more Fan's.
Your wish is my command. The Army of Morgul starts cheering and rooting Gothmog on. The Witch King gets jealous and swoops down on him. Gandalf, not seeing the Nazgul, decides to temporarily exit the City and dispose of the new commander. He charges out on Shadowfax, thunders towards the mighty orc, and collides with the Lord of the Nazgul.
Ka Blammo! With two intensely opposite supernatural forces so close, the upshot of the thing is that all their power is instantly released in two simultaneous incredibly huge explosions. The Ringwraith is sent into the Void, but his magic alone cannot over come Gandalf. Luckily, Sauron put a minor "anti-wizard" spell on the Nazgul, so some of Mithrandir's wizardry is reversed, and that in addition to the Witch King's magic destroys Gandalf.
This leaves Gothmog in charge with only Imrahil to lead the Gondorians. Of course, Gothmog (being way cooler) conquers Minas Tirith. This enables him to get his forces inside some walls and repulse the charge of the Rohirrim, and then crush Aragorn when he arrives. Frodo destroys the ring, Sauron is destoyed, but all his troops join Gothmog because so awesome. And all because of a few hundred thousand fans. Good job, Babidi!

I wish Gondor had more cavalry.
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You're wish is granted, unfortunately they lost them all when Denethor sent his soldiers out to retake Osgiliath. (that does happen in book version, Right?)

I wish.. hmm.. I already wished for Gothmog to have more fans so maybe i'll try.. I wish everyone turned into Dragons!!
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I wish.. hmm.. I already wished for Gothmog to have more fans so maybe i'll try.. I wish everyone turned into Dragons!!
Yep, everyone is a dragon now, but the hierarchy of power is still pretty much the same. Sauron, Gandalf, etc are still the greatest, and the hobbits still the underdogs/simpletons. Nothing really changes, except they all breathe fire.

I wish Frodo drinks coke.
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Your wish is granted. It makes him go hyperactive and he jumps into the Cracks of Doom and dies, while Gollum escapes with the ring.

I wish that Tom Bombadil had the ring.
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Your wish is Blanted. I mean Granted.
Tom watches 'The Ring' and thinks it's not a very good movie. He then eats some cabbage and advises Goldberry not to watch it. They rent 'Jabberwocky' on DVD and have a nice night in. And then The Dragon Came.

I wish Dwarves' beards were deadly weapons.
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Your wish is granted. The Longbeards then kill all the other clans as soon as they are awakened, so Nogrod is never built and Turin never gets to fight with his Dragon-helm, which means that Glaurung is still alive and eats everyone after Sauron wins without Narsil killing him.
The Longbeards then start stabbing themselves to death and we're already at Dagor Dagorath.

I wish everyone in Middle-Earth only ate fish
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wish granted, soon everyone ate all the fish and poor smeagull/gollum had no more rrrrraw and wwwwiggling fish.

I wish i could meet the Witch-King.
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Granted.

He eats your face.

I wish Gandalf had a hat shop in Valinor.
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I wish Gandalf had a hat shop in Valinor.
Granted. Alas, all the hats would not match without getting gray robes and a long pointy beard..

I wish i met Gothmog.

Uh oh, I brought him up again. Yep, the Orc again..
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(Uh oh, I brought him up again. Yep, the Orc again..)
"Uh oh", the last things Gothmog utters after as the rest of his face melts onto your shoulder. You find yourself trapped amidst the fleshy globs of the well-fed orc's visage. Flailing as you no doubt are, he is constantly distracted. While this doesn't serve as too much of a hinderance at first it ultimately becomes his undoing when the two of you are crushed by giant stones flung from Minas Tirith into Pelennor fields. Sad day.

I wish belly button rings were all the rage in Edoras.
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Wish Granted, Unfortunately it just so happens that one of the belly button rings was actually the One Ring. And so the Nazgul with their Orc Armies invade Edoras, destroying everything in their path, take the one ring and gives it to Sauron..


I wish Gothmog had the One Ring..

Everyone is probably sick and tired of me bringing him up, huh? I ran out of ideas and i wanted to liven up this game!
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Granted.
Gothmog, Lord of Balrgos, has the One Ring. However, Sauron hasn't made it yet. This causes a temporal paradox, resulting in the total colapse of Middle Earth in seconds.

Well done. Two people with the same name. Oh what confusion.

I wish The Balrog in Moria had more lines to say.
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Wish Granted, Unfortunately the only line the Balrog ever said was: "Your Fired!"

Bad joke.. And i KNEW i should have been more spacific!


I wish the Other Gothmog had the Ring.

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Old 06-03-2009, 04:08 PM   #553
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Unfortunately people still don't know what he is and he gets so upset about this that he has a tantrum and by mistake throws the ring into Mount Doom.


I wish that everybody listened to Tom Bombadil's songs.
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I wish that everybody listened to Tom Bombadil's songs.
Richard E Granted.

Tom's first album "Come Merry Dol" is a best seller all over Middle Earth. But after his second album "Christmas Merry Dol" bombs, Tom becomes a laughing stock and is forcibly evicted from Middle Earth by catapult. He therefore never rescues the Hobbits from Old Man Willow and the Barrow Wights roam free, eating all the cakes in The Shire.

I wish Gollum had decided to play Rock-Paper-Scissors instead of Riddles with Bilbo
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I wish Gollum had decided to play Rock-Paper-Scissors instead of Riddles with Bilbo
Thy wish is granted

However, Bilbo does not know how to play the game, and Gollum spends so long explaining it to Bilbo that Gandalf and the Dwarves manage to find and save Bilbo. Gollum gets killed by the dwarves (against Gandalf's better reasoning), and isn't there at the end to take the ring from Frodo and fall into the Cracks of Doom. Evil wins.


I wish Gollum could sing well
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I wish Gollum could sing well
-Pulls a Magic Wand and waves it around- Bibidi, Babidi Buu! Your wish be granted!

Gollum eventually became the greatest singer in all of Middle-Earth, unfortunately he eventually lost his voice while singing everyone's favorite song: So juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEET! it shattered many windows..

I wish this game to be revived- I mean..
I wish that the Witch-King, Gothmog and the Mouth of Sauron be turned into Dragons!
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I wish that the Witch-King, Gothmog and the Mouth of Sauron be turned into Dragons!
As it was foretold by the Seer "Iseeyouwhenyousleep" (he was not very popular, especially among women) in an act of defiance against the Lords of the West, The WK, Gothmog and Mouth of Sauron completed an ancient ritual which allowed their fear to inhabit the bodies of great dragon-like creatures

Sadly Gollum slipped into the crack of doom just a fraction of a second after they had transformed

I wish the White Tree of Gondor, a seedling (through a long line) of Telperion the great had began producing light during Aragorn's reign
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Wish granted, however to light is too bright causing all oh minas tirith to develope insomnia...

I The Watcher in the Water had never grabbed Frodo.
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Your wish is granted. But, unfortunately, the Fellowship did not go through Moria and went through Rohan. The Ring was caught by Saruman who became the new Dark Lord.

I wish that Turin had not died right after he killed Glaurung!
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I wish that Turin had not died right after he killed Glaurung!
Your wish is granted, but Turin is still cursed and ends up killing Cirdan, who never gets to give his ring to Gandalf, and so Gandalf is weaker in the Third Age, and can't make fire to escape from the wolves in The Hobbit, and so Bilbo is eaten with the ring, which makes the wolf invisible and causes the destruction of the West, due to the ring not being destroyed.

I wish that the Blue Wizards had stayed in the West of Middle-Earth.
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