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Hookbill the Goomba · 12-21-2005, 12:46 AM

Middle Earth's first space program was about to take off.

Bêthberry · 12-21-2005, 05:34 AM

Lawrence of Arda leads the escape from quicksand.

The Only Real Estel · 12-21-2005, 09:09 AM

Scrooge didn't want to hear what any of the ghosts of Christmas Yet to Come had to say.

Anguirel · 12-21-2005, 09:17 AM

Istari Cleaning Co.

Making your world whiter than white (or grey, or brown, or blue, at least until two marketing consultants go and get lost in Thailand)

Gothmog · 12-21-2005, 10:25 AM

Gandalf's attempts to become "the white" was revealed as fake as he used way too much powder!

OR

Even Gandalf the Mighty sank through the snow. It didn't matter how high speed he had, not even Shadowfax could make it... Only Legolas can walk on snow!

OR

Gandalf: Come on, fight! Don't let the cotton take you! RIDE!!!

OR

Gandalf: I don't care what they say, I'll make this a white Christmas!

...these were really bad

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-21-2005, 10:30 AM

Shadowfax has a unique form of rabies. He froths at the feet.

OR

Even Gandalf got caught up in the Christmas rush.

OR

Gandalf: "I rode into battle on my faithful horse Shadowfax. There were suddenly these figures made of light in front of me that tried to give me small chocolates. I took one of said chocolates. Unfortunately, this chocolate contain a powerful hallucinogenic. But this did not affect me.
"So when they tried to steal my horse, I tried to ward them off with my sword, but I accidentally hit them in the face with the blade. They all tried to stop my horse again, so I swished the blade again and their heads fell off and did begin to dance upon the floor. Then a space ship bound for the planet Zanoosy picked me up and dropped me off in Arwen's bedroom where I did play the giant kazoo attached to the ceiling.
"And that, your honour, is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth."

The Only Real Estel · 12-21-2005, 06:09 PM

Glorifindel escapes the Black Riders, little knowing that Arwen was waiting in the approaching forest to knock him off his horse and steal it...

Lhunardawen · 12-22-2005, 01:57 AM

Frosty the Snowman was bored.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-22-2005, 03:47 AM

Gandalf was going to make this the most dramatic uncloaking yet.

OR

Gandalf: Phew! Here we are at the battle of Helms deep at last... ... wait a minuet... Where's the battle? I knew I shouldn't have stopped to wash my cloak.

Gurthang · 12-22-2005, 04:27 AM

Despite current customs, history shows that marshmallows were actually designed as defensive weapons.

Holbytlass · 12-22-2005, 08:17 AM

Saruman decided to head the raid on Helm's Deep with his trusty steed Darkcopy!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-22-2005, 08:53 AM

Zooming on to new horizons.

Gandalf rides towards the new picture, not realising that the foam monsters will soon eat him!

When Théoden said he could trust Aragorn as far as he could throw him, no one expected him to try it.

OR

Théoden's stomach tries to escape.

Kuruharan · 12-22-2005, 09:28 AM

And in this moment the party game of Aragorn Tossing is born.

mormegil · 12-22-2005, 09:52 AM

Aragorn: STRETCH!

or

Aragorn: NO Theoden! You must not leave for you have a hole in your sock and your embarassment will be public.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-22-2005, 10:21 AM

It was quite embarrassing when Theoden had to get Aragorn to help him lift his sword.

or

Aragorn was a Kleptomaniac with a tendency to pic the wrong time to steal swords (or other stuff)

Kath · 12-22-2005, 10:23 AM

Theoden: Aragorn! Stop pulling my hair!

OR

Aragorn: No, it's my sword!

Theoden: Mine!

Aragorn: Mine!

The Elf-warrior · 12-22-2005, 10:32 AM

Wormtongue: "Aragorn's a softy! Aragorn's a softy!"

Gurthang · 12-22-2005, 10:41 AM

Lord of the Rings meets The Matrix.

OR

Theoden irresposibly swings his hammer back... and hits Aragorn in the face!

OR

Aragorn and Theoden practice their swing-dancing.

OR

Aragron: "I want to play with the brown Jedi cloak now!"
Theoden: "No! It's mine, and I'm not taking it off!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-22-2005, 10:50 AM

Théoden: You've uncloaked for the last time, Gandalf!

OR

The Giant Electromagnet of Doom was taking Théoden's belt and Aragorn's boots.

The Only Real Estel · 12-22-2005, 11:43 AM

Aragorn’s attempt to steal Theoden’s gauntlets didn’t turn out quite as subtly as he had hoped.

-OR-

The Rohirrim Roughriders cheerleaders: "GIVE ME AN 'O'!"

Theoden: "Come on Aragorn, you've got to bend!"

Elu Ancalime · 12-22-2005, 01:19 PM

Aragorn turns to petty crime as he mobs a citizen who has overgrown ears and one leg.
________
Life saber

mormegil · 12-22-2005, 01:25 PM

Aragorn: Atomic Wedgie!!!

Theoden: AHHHHH!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-22-2005, 01:33 PM

Théoden: Ahhh! That’s good! Hay! Get off my back scratcher!

OR

Just as Théoden tried to stab his victim, he got his hair caught in his gauntlets.

Lalwendë · 12-22-2005, 05:29 PM

At the Edoras annual pantomime, Theoden and Aragorn delivered enthusiastic performances to the strains of 'Wannabe', as Old Spice and Dirty Spice.

OR

Aragorn's schoolboy pranks lead him to tip a packet of itching powder down the back of the King of Rohan's robes.

Kitanna · 12-22-2005, 11:28 PM

Things always got deadly at Edoras when Theoden's back itched.

Alcarillo · 12-22-2005, 11:38 PM

Aragorn desperately tries to keep Theoden from falling into the red goop.

mormegil · 12-22-2005, 11:41 PM

Aragorn: Theoden Stop! Leave the uncloaking to Gandalf

sorry for another uncloaking joke

Lhunardawen · 12-23-2005, 12:52 AM

Aragorn and Theoden in a game of Ultimate Statues.

OR (picking off Hookbill)

Aragorn: "No my lord! Let it go. You'll regain the beer belly over the holidays."

Gothmog · 12-23-2005, 04:31 AM

Theoden's sword is actually stuck in his own back, something Aragorn is trying to help him with...

OR

Theoden: AAaahhhh Aliens! There's something's inside me!
Aragorn: No late TV-nights for you anymore!

OR

Theoden: AAaahhhh Aliens! There's something's inside me!
Aragorn: That would be Eowyn's stew...

OR

Dunedain-Rohirrim 87-86, last 3 seconds and Theoden's going for the basket

Rune Son of Bjarne · 12-23-2005, 07:42 AM

Aragorn tries to remove the angry beaver from Theodens back.

Boromir88 · 12-23-2005, 08:13 AM

Aragorn and Theoden get ready for the Team Human Discus Competition at the Edoras Summer Olympics.

OR

Aragorn teaches Theoden how to do a backflip to ready himself for the Edoras Summer Olympics.

The Only Real Estel · 12-23-2005, 08:26 AM

MEW (Middle Earth Wresting)

Announcer: "Oh! And it looks like Scruffy Ranger is going to get thrown by Theoden Thengel's Son!!!"

-OR-

The Ranger recruitment program was built around such catchy slogans as: Become A Hardy* Ranger! Live Without Soap and Get Thrown A Lot!

*By hardy I mean dirty

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-23-2005, 10:29 AM

After all these years, Aragorn finally sees where his digital watch went.

Lalwendë · 12-23-2005, 11:07 AM

Theoden: "...and bend your knees in time. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane...."

Aragorn: "...Argh! Let's NOT do the blooming Timewarp yet again!"

Valier · 12-23-2005, 11:30 AM

Ewww, Ewww Smithers get it off!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-23-2005, 11:33 AM

Théoden: I shall strike down this new picture before it replaces me!

Aragorn: No! You're in it!

Théoden: Oh.

Théoden: To the supermarket!

OR
(for you Narnia fans)

Théoden: Away! Snowmane!

Horse: My name is Philip!

The Only Real Estel · 12-23-2005, 11:50 AM

Other than an earlier fall from his horse that left his head in a very akward position, Theoden was feeling just fine.

mormegil · 12-23-2005, 12:34 PM

Theoden: Men of Rohan stop! Look at the beautiful rainbow!

Meela · 12-23-2005, 01:17 PM

This new Theo-bot proved to be a far superior military leader, complete with 360 degree rotational vision.

Gil-Galad · 12-23-2005, 01:48 PM

Theoden: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

12-21-2005, 12:46 AM	#8881
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Middle Earth's first space program was about to take off. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-21-2005, 05:34 AM	#8882
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,977	Lawrence of Arda leads the escape from quicksand. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

12-21-2005, 09:17 AM	#8884
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Istari Cleaning Co. Making your world whiter than white (or grey, or brown, or blue, at least until two marketing consultants go and get lost in Thailand) __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

12-21-2005, 10:25 AM	#8885
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Gandalf's attempts to become "the white" was revealed as fake as he used way too much powder! OR Even Gandalf the Mighty sank through the snow. It didn't matter how high speed he had, not even Shadowfax could make it... Only Legolas can walk on snow! OR Gandalf: Come on, fight! Don't let the cotton take you! RIDE!!! OR Gandalf: I don't care what they say, I'll make this a white Christmas! ...these were really bad __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

12-21-2005, 10:30 AM	#8886
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Shadowfax has a unique form of rabies. He froths at the feet. OR Even Gandalf got caught up in the Christmas rush. OR Gandalf: "I rode into battle on my faithful horse Shadowfax. There were suddenly these figures made of light in front of me that tried to give me small chocolates. I took one of said chocolates. Unfortunately, this chocolate contain a powerful hallucinogenic. But this did not affect me. "So when they tried to steal my horse, I tried to ward them off with my sword, but I accidentally hit them in the face with the blade. They all tried to stop my horse again, so I swished the blade again and their heads fell off and did begin to dance upon the floor. Then a space ship bound for the planet Zanoosy picked me up and dropped me off in Arwen's bedroom where I did play the giant kazoo attached to the ceiling. "And that, your honour, is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth." __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 12-21-2005 at 11:30 AM.

12-21-2005, 09:09 AM	#8883
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Scrooge didn't want to hear what any of the ghosts of Christmas Yet to Come had to say.

12-21-2005, 06:09 PM	#8887
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Glorifindel escapes the Black Riders, little knowing that Arwen was waiting in the approaching forest to knock him off his horse and steal it...

12-22-2005, 01:57 AM	#8888
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Frosty the Snowman was bored.

12-22-2005, 03:47 AM	#8889
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf was going to make this the most dramatic uncloaking yet. OR Gandalf: Phew! Here we are at the battle of Helms deep at last... ... wait a minuet... Where's the battle? I knew I shouldn't have stopped to wash my cloak. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-22-2005, 04:27 AM	#8890
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Despite current customs, history shows that marshmallows were actually designed as defensive weapons. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-22-2005, 08:17 AM	#8891
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Saruman decided to head the raid on Helm's Deep with his trusty steed Darkcopy! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

12-22-2005, 08:53 AM	#8892
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Zooming on to new horizons. Gandalf rides towards the new picture, not realising that the foam monsters will soon eat him! When Théoden said he could trust Aragorn as far as he could throw him, no one expected him to try it. OR Théoden's stomach tries to escape. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 12-22-2005 at 08:57 AM.

12-22-2005, 09:28 AM	#8893
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,589	And in this moment the party game of Aragorn Tossing is born. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

12-22-2005, 09:52 AM	#8894
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Aragorn: STRETCH! or Aragorn: NO Theoden! You must not leave for you have a hole in your sock and your embarassment will be public. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

12-22-2005, 10:23 AM	#8896
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Theoden: Aragorn! Stop pulling my hair! OR Aragorn: No, it's my sword! Theoden: Mine! Aragorn: Mine! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

12-22-2005, 10:32 AM	#8897
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Wormtongue: "Aragorn's a softy! Aragorn's a softy!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-22-2005, 10:41 AM	#8898
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Lord of the Rings meets The Matrix. OR Theoden irresposibly swings his hammer back... and hits Aragorn in the face! OR Aragorn and Theoden practice their swing-dancing. OR Aragron: "I want to play with the brown Jedi cloak now!" Theoden: "No! It's mine, and I'm not taking it off!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-22-2005, 10:50 AM	#8899
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Théoden: You've uncloaked for the last time, Gandalf! OR The Giant Electromagnet of Doom was taking Théoden's belt and Aragorn's boots. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-22-2005, 11:43 AM	#8900
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Aragorn’s attempt to steal Theoden’s gauntlets didn’t turn out quite as subtly as he had hoped. -OR- The Rohirrim Roughriders cheerleaders: "GIVE ME AN 'O'!" Theoden: "Come on Aragorn, you've got to bend!"

12-22-2005, 01:19 PM	#8901
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Aragorn turns to petty crime as he mobs a citizen who has overgrown ears and one leg. ________ Life saber Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:26 PM.

12-22-2005, 01:25 PM	#8902
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Aragorn: Atomic Wedgie!!! Theoden: AHHHHH!!! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

12-22-2005, 01:33 PM	#8903
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Théoden: Ahhh! That’s good! Hay! Get off my back scratcher! OR Just as Théoden tried to stab his victim, he got his hair caught in his gauntlets. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-22-2005, 05:29 PM	#8904
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	At the Edoras annual pantomime, Theoden and Aragorn delivered enthusiastic performances to the strains of 'Wannabe', as Old Spice and Dirty Spice. OR Aragorn's schoolboy pranks lead him to tip a packet of itching powder down the back of the King of Rohan's robes. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-22-2005, 11:28 PM	#8905
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Things always got deadly at Edoras when Theoden's back itched. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

12-22-2005, 11:38 PM	#8906
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Aragorn desperately tries to keep Theoden from falling into the red goop.

12-22-2005, 11:41 PM	#8907
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Aragorn: Theoden Stop! Leave the uncloaking to Gandalf sorry for another uncloaking joke __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

12-23-2005, 12:52 AM	#8908
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Aragorn and Theoden in a game of Ultimate Statues. OR (picking off Hookbill) Aragorn: "No my lord! Let it go. You'll regain the beer belly over the holidays."

12-23-2005, 04:31 AM	#8909
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Theoden's sword is actually stuck in his own back, something Aragorn is trying to help him with... OR Theoden: AAaahhhh Aliens! There's something's inside me! Aragorn: No late TV-nights for you anymore! OR Theoden: AAaahhhh Aliens! There's something's inside me! Aragorn: That would be Eowyn's stew... OR Dunedain-Rohirrim 87-86, last 3 seconds and Theoden's going for the basket __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

12-23-2005, 08:13 AM	#8911
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Aragorn and Theoden get ready for the Team Human Discus Competition at the Edoras Summer Olympics. OR Aragorn teaches Theoden how to do a backflip to ready himself for the Edoras Summer Olympics. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-23-2005, 08:26 AM	#8912
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	MEW (Middle Earth Wresting) Announcer: "Oh! And it looks like Scruffy Ranger is going to get thrown by Theoden Thengel's Son!!!" -OR- The Ranger recruitment program was built around such catchy slogans as: Become A Hardy Ranger! Live Without Soap and Get Thrown A Lot!* By hardy I mean dirty Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 12-24-2005 at 08:57 AM.*

12-23-2005, 10:29 AM	#8913
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	After all these years, Aragorn finally sees where his digital watch went. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-23-2005, 11:07 AM	#8914
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Theoden: "...and bend your knees in time. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane...." Aragorn: "...Argh! Let's NOT do the blooming Timewarp yet again!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-23-2005, 11:30 AM	#8915
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Ewww, Ewww Smithers get it off!!! __________________ grand return?........

12-23-2005, 11:33 AM	#8916
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Théoden: I shall strike down this new picture before it replaces me! Aragorn: No! You're in it! Théoden: Oh. Théoden: To the supermarket! OR (for you Narnia fans) Théoden: Away! Snowmane! Horse: My name is Philip! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-23-2005, 11:50 AM	#8917
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Other than an earlier fall from his horse that left his head in a very akward position, Theoden was feeling just fine.