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09-06-2006, 02:47 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Bilbo: Hmmm... Maybe Thorin should have given me a bigger bag...
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09-06-2006, 06:28 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Smaug: You're a hobbit!? I thought you were a crash-test-dummy.
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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09-07-2006, 08:22 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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look closely...
Out of all that gold Smaug espies the two eggs over-easy...
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09-07-2006, 06:56 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Although she was pleased with the straw-to-gold trick, the girl wasn't to thrilled upon discovering the damsel-to-dragon part of it in the fine print of Rumpelstiltskin's contract.
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09-07-2006, 08:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Even after all these years, Smaug is still environmentally aware and has his grocery bags of recyclables waiting by the stairs.
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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09-07-2006, 09:12 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Smaug: Hey, I found a new picture!
 As Peter Jackson gives Saruman the run down about how the following scene will go, he tries to slyfully snatch the script to avoid doing any work.  OR.... Peter Jackson: Ok, so are you going to do it that way? Saruman: (waves hand) You do not want me to do it that way. Peter Jackson: You're jedi tricks wo- wait a second, we're not filming Star Wars! Don't try that again.
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09-07-2006, 09:52 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Chris: Rawrr, prawwrr! *claw*
PJ(scolding): Now now Chris, be PJ's good boy and I'll give you a bigger part in RotK! Or... Chris: Yeah? You got something to say? Give me that script, little boy! PJ: Oooh, you're so mean! I'm gonna tell my Daddy on you! Or... PJ: Okay, just this once, but you've got to stop those Dracula impressions. I mean it, Chris!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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09-07-2006, 10:03 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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PJ: "...so I hope you see it my way now."
Christopher: "Actually, I still don't agree, because-" PJ: "Okay, you really need to trim your fingernails because that's just downright unnerving." Christopher: "..." |
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09-07-2006, 11:45 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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PJ: Did you know that there is something unpleasant hanging out of your nostril.
Chris: Did you know yours is still stuck on your finger.................
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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09-08-2006, 03:25 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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PJ: Now, you need to control this urge you have to strangle me.
Mr Lee: Only if you stop making all these darned changes. PJ: NEVER! OR PJ: Your beard is long! Lee: Thank you. Let me check your pulse...
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09-08-2006, 12:13 PM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
Posts: 3,489
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PJ: ...and I want a new camera, and an exercise machine, and a mace, and a flamethrower, and...
Lee: Now wait just a minute. Have you been naughty, or nice? |
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09-08-2006, 12:28 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Lee: ...You'll encounter further problems on the set, but with your amazing team of special effects directors, you will be able to pull through the second movie. Though, I do see troubles ahead in the third with your set management. For more winded consultation, insert another coin into palantir...
PJ: ...Thanks, but that still doesn't answer my question. Do you know where my sandwich is?... Lee: What do I look like? Your mum?! Now beat it! ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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09-08-2006, 12:42 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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PJ: "No. I'm most definitely not coming to Summerisle with you!"
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Gordon's alive!
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09-08-2006, 12:46 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Saruman: Must... have... the... precious...
PJ: Now-now! I've told you, it's pronounced 'script'.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-08-2006, 12:49 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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PJ: Do NOT touch me! Nothing gives you that right.
or Chris: Okay so now I go in for the sacrifice and pull out the heart? PJ: Right...wait I mean NO this isn't Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom! or Chris: Okay now when Grima comes I cast my enchanted chest hair growth formula on him? PJ: Oh, look...it worked.
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09-08-2006, 01:35 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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CL : Don't you wave your finger at me .... I read the book before you were born and I met Tolkien....
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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09-08-2006, 04:19 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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PJ "Remember, I'm the director, you're the actor."
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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09-08-2006, 04:23 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Professor Lee: Hand it over, you know my policy about passing around love letters in class.
PJ: No! You're not going to read this out loud!
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09-08-2006, 04:25 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Saruman: "I'll have Acrylic wraps and a deep Burgundy polish to finish, my good man."
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Gordon's alive!
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09-08-2006, 04:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,448
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PJ: yyou have something in your nose here use this tissue...
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09-08-2006, 04:28 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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09-08-2006, 06:39 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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A Tribute to THE Ka - Thank you for introducing me to "The Dresden Dolls"
PJ got his own coin operated wizard
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09-08-2006, 08:21 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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CL: In Willy Wonka I got acrylic teeth, but you give me acrylic nails!
PJ: Hey! That's not fair, acrylic teeth weren't around in the middle-earth ages.
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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09-09-2006, 12:57 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Peter: "Enough of the Tommy Cooper impersonations! You're supposed to take the Palantir scenes seriously!"
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Gordon's alive!
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09-10-2006, 04:33 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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PJ: I'm not that short!
Lee: Well, you are standing on a box.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-10-2006, 07:00 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Lee and PJ rehearse the Jerusalem hymn based on William Blake's Milton but the scene is omitted once the decision to cut the Scouring of the Shire is made.
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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09-10-2006, 11:15 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Quote:
or PJ: And don't forget the lettuce and the milk and the... Lee: Give me the list! If it's on there I'll get it.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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09-10-2006, 11:23 AM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
Posts: 2,983
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PJ: Now Chris, I know you're not happy about being cut from RotK, but like everyone else, you must be acceptant and mature about such changes.
Christopher Lee: Must....kill....Peter....Jackson....
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09-11-2006, 09:32 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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PJ: "So I want Wormtounge to stab you in the back with a silver spike and -"
Chris: "Now that's not at all what the books say!" PJ: "Christopher, we will not use our big voices, is that understood?" Chris: "Give me that." |
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09-11-2006, 10:33 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,733
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S - Is it bannana?
PJ - wrong again! you told me you were a wizard! this is the worst birthday party ever! get out! everyone get out!
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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09-12-2006, 03:22 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Peter still hadn’t quite got the hang of Rock-Paper-scissors.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-12-2006, 08:06 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Crossword Puzzels
Peter: "Let's see, fifteen down is...'a mishap'..."
Lee: "Catastrophy." Peter: "No that won't fit, it's only ten letters..." Lee: "Well spell it with an 'f' instead of a 'ph' then." |
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09-12-2006, 12:55 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,507
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Saruman: Let me see that New picture.
PJ: Only if you promise to get impaled by one of your spiky wheels. Saruman: It's a deal, now let me see.  Boromir attempts to lift the soldiers' morale by...poll-dancing?
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09-12-2006, 01:12 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Not many new it, but Boromir was for decades the only thing keeping Osgiliath together.
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09-12-2006, 01:14 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Boromir practices his catcalls on the leggy blond. It was later discovered that it was Legolas.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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09-12-2006, 01:59 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Boromir screams excitedly as he prepares to bungee off the wall of Osgiliath.
Or... Boromir is overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of the crowd DOING THE WAVE!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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09-12-2006, 02:08 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,636
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Spectre Boromir returns and all he can say is
Boo! or Boromir: Come on let me dip you! Please, please please! Faramir: NO! The twirl was enough.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
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09-12-2006, 02:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Boromir: One day all this will be Mine.
Faramir: Well that will save us digging for stone.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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09-12-2006, 03:06 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
Posts: 2,983
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After seeing Oddwen's sig, I couldn't resist....
Am I just I just seeing things?
Or could it really be.... ....after all these years.... ....THE RETURN OF THE DISCO KING?!
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Nolite te bastardes carborundorum |
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09-12-2006, 03:55 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
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Inspired by the victory of retaking Osgiliath:
Boromir: Ohhhhhhh, Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.....! Faramir: What the......? Boromir, would you PLEASE get down and stop singing before Dad gets here!
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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