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11-29-2008, 10:28 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Gandalf didn't know that Merry and Pippin had stuck the *other* gigantic dragon firework under his robes...
Or... Gandalf's pyrotechnics were in huge demand at concerts.
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11-30-2008, 05:38 AM
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Gandalf was lucky, he could have frozen to death in a much more silly position.
or Gandalf did not know it, but by pulling that handle he released Durin's Bane or Gandalf's extreme cocain addiction was just too absurd to make the books.
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11-30-2008, 05:50 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Gandalf's attempts to convince his wife that he'd given up smoking proved somewhat unsuccessful. He couldn't work out how she knew he was lying...
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11-30-2008, 06:27 AM
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A Mere Boggart
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Just like any other male, Gandalf's primal instincts were stirred by the scent of charcoal briquettes and cheap sausages and burgers being burnt to a crisp on a smoking barbecue. He inhaled the heady smell with relish before grabbing his apron and tongs.
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11-30-2008, 08:01 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Gandalf gets in a steam bath...
OR No one could've prepared for Middle-earth's next big pop sensation, Gandalf the Grey.
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11-30-2008, 08:34 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
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"This humidity is just horrible for my hair."
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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12-01-2008, 05:52 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
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In a never aired December, 1984 Tonight Show episode
a live studio audience prefers Johnny Carson's Karnac the Magnificent to Gandalf's. (It was preempted by a debate between Smaug and Mother Teresa over the virtues of hoarding wealth ).
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The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 12-01-2008 at 05:57 PM. |
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12-01-2008, 05:55 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South of the Capital Wasteland
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Gandalf the Grey: Lord of the Interpretive Dance.
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Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh
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12-02-2008, 07:28 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Gandalf: "Ah.....the heady air of the outdoor smoking area at Orthanc!"
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12-02-2008, 07:32 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
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After watching Britain's Got Talent Gandalf too pretends to be Paul Potts ad starts singing.
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12-02-2008, 08:01 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Gandalf was the only mime-artist never to make it out of the box.
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12-02-2008, 10:17 AM
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Child of the West
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Gandalf prepares to perform the all LOTR cast rendition of Michael Jackson's Thriller.
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12-05-2008, 02:51 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
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12-05-2008, 06:44 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Gandalf: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be...............................
..........................Roy Wood from Wizzard!" Naz - there was a 'rule' that after about 20 or so posts, or if the jokes dry up, it's time for anyone who has got a good one, to bung a new pic on 
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12-05-2008, 10:59 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
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One of Gandalf's less known achievments was when he defeated The Rotten Stick of Doom!
or Once again Gandalf mistook a random branch for Excalibur
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12-05-2008, 11:10 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Gandalf was far too shy to take off his clothes in the sauna.*
*Which makes you wonder about all the uncloaking, I suppose...
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12-07-2008, 01:28 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
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Gandalf ignores the fact that his fireworks are all setting off all at once & are wreaking havoc all over Hobbiton...
Gandalf: Well, let's see what this little girl has to say about it, hm?  *staring as the fireworks go up in flaming glory* Last edited by Naz; 12-07-2008 at 01:31 AM. Reason: to fix img |
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12-07-2008, 01:58 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Please God, not another "entertaining" lecture from Gandalf about the unreasonably high sulfur and nitrogen levels in his competitors fireworks! That is soooo BORING!
It seems to me that she is rolling her eyes as if she were bored... |
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12-07-2008, 07:17 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Nov 2008
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I'm only listening because Bilbo gave me a Barbie as a present.
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Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh
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12-07-2008, 07:44 AM
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Alive without breath
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The best firework was the one where Gandalf accidently launched himself four miles into the air. This Child watched intently.
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12-07-2008, 10:09 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
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A member of the Jackson Five accidentally winds up in Middle-earth.
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12-07-2008, 10:35 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Even Hobbit children were keen on Harry Potter as Gandalf found out when they were all in awe because 'Dumbledore' had turned up for Bilbo's party.
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12-07-2008, 11:33 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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"I want to hear more about Sam, dad. Why didn't they put in more of his talk, dad? That's what I like, it makes me laugh. And Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam, would he, dad?"
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12-07-2008, 03:45 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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A sheltered Hobbit child encounters her first (bearded) Dwarf.
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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12-10-2008, 08:57 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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12-10-2008, 11:09 PM
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Child of the West
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This hobbit child learns early the effects of moonshine on her elders. There is nothing so bizarre and scarring as drunken hobbits bumping and grinding.
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12-19-2008, 09:57 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
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(Ok, i killed this thread & i'm gonna revive it! Sorry, you guys... :\\)
"Wow, i wonder for how long he can keep that up..."  Elrond when he found out who ate the last of his lembas. Last edited by Naz; 12-19-2008 at 09:57 AM. Reason: the img, again |
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12-19-2008, 10:08 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope!
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Elrond: Figaro, figaro, figaro!
or Elrond does his impersonation of a gold fish.
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I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
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12-19-2008, 10:44 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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The instant Elrond first uttered the word "doom", he knew that he and it were meant to be...forever.
Or... Galadriel: And do you, Elrond Peredhil, take my daughter to be your wife? Elrond: I do...m. Celebrian: Grr!
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12-19-2008, 11:04 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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12-19-2008, 05:16 PM
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Child of the West
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Elrond prepares to do the new exercise craze that is sweeping Middle-Earth...facercise!
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12-19-2008, 05:25 PM
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Elrond never got the hang of whistling.
or Elrond's lower jaw gets stuck. or Elrond does his best Beorn impression. or Elrond learns a new eyebrow trick.
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12-19-2008, 09:47 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
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An old chestnut, oft gnawn...
E: "Disorder! Disorder! Disoooo-oooo-ooorder!"
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12-19-2008, 10:00 PM
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Playful Ghoul
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
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WILSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
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12-19-2008, 10:11 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Elrond tries to take the ring from Isildur by sucking all the air out of Mt. Doom.
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Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell! |
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12-20-2008, 12:15 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Elrond sings!
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12-20-2008, 12:22 AM
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Playful Ghoul
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Agent Elrond smells man-flesh one too many times.
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12-20-2008, 07:01 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
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Elrond tries to show people what the ring looks like, only using his mouth.
or Elrond learned the hard way that it is rather painful to use leeches as eyebrows.
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12-20-2008, 05:14 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Waitress: What would you like for breakfast sir?
Elrond: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOridge, please.
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Is é gáire ár gcuid páistí a bheas mar dhíoltas againn. - Roibeard Gearóid Ó Seachnasaigh
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