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mormegil · 08-04-2008, 04:27 PM

Grima and Theoden just read mormegil's most recent post in CC

or

Gimli and Legolas perform a moving ballet duet

(Hookbill if you could photoshop Gimli in a pink tutu, that would be great)

or

Bernard and Brad just got done watching the 'Arwen scenes' from the movie.

mormegil · 08-08-2008, 12:14 PM

or...

Bernanrd and Brad just watched the Faramir scene...

PJ: So guys, what do you think of my artistic lisence?

Lalwendë · 08-25-2008, 07:33 AM

Theoden: "Could I borrow some of your Just For Men?"

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-25-2008, 04:59 PM

Theoden: Okay, here's the plan. We get Gollum,
dig up Thorin Oakenshield and start a
Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.

Grima: I like it, boss. We'll be headliners at
the Minas Tirith Bowl! Right in front of that dead tree.

Lalwendë · 08-30-2008, 09:25 AM

Theoden is mad because he can't see a new picture!

Bilbo Jones's Diary - The Edge of Wilderland.

Weight: 135lbs
Smokes: 7 pipes of Longbottom Leaf
Alcohol: 8 pints
Calories: 3,472

Cannot believe I am sitting in the Rivendell garden again. Frodo still not turned up. Gandalf not written. When is Elrond going to stop all that tra-la-lallying? So embarrassing...

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2008, 11:03 AM

Bilbo attempts to hide from the Elves the fact that he, despite his complaints, actually likes reading "Tra-la-la-lally Monthly"...

OR

After Gandalf makes his seventh 'short' joke of the day, Bilbo moves him up in the 'To Kill' list.

Lalwendë · 08-30-2008, 12:31 PM

Bilbo consults Ye Big Book Of Rhyme to find something racier than 'valley' to rhyme with ruddy Tra-la-la-lally.

Eönwë · 08-30-2008, 01:12 PM

Bilbo tries to remember what he wrote in his book

or

Bilbo: Who's that man on the left? *Narrows eyes*

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2008, 01:50 PM

Bilbo realises that, in a drunken stupor, he had drawn rather unflattering pictures of the Dwarves wearing swim suits. "My psychiatrist is going to have a feild day" he thought...

OR

Doing Elrond's Tax returns was tiresome;

Bilbo: For the last time! Shampoo is NOT tax deductible! It is not a 'work expense'!

Elrond: YES IT IS!

Lalwendë · 08-30-2008, 03:08 PM

Bilbo was a bit disappointed that Elrond had furnished him with an Elf-sized notebook and an Ent-sized pencil.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-31-2008, 04:59 PM

Bilbo was an inventer of sorts, here he has just completed Ardas biggest mousetrap ever!

or

Bilbo was not amused when the flesh eating book ate his arm

or

Bilbo just discovered the new entrance to Narnia

narfforc · 08-31-2008, 08:52 PM

For the umpteenth time Bilbo rewrites The Rid Book of Wastemuch, in the vain attempt to make it fit Peter Jacksons storyline.

Oddwen · 08-31-2008, 09:08 PM

Bilbo: Just...three more pages then...my Paper Telephone sentence will be finished...

Naz · 09-01-2008, 01:20 AM

Bilbo (reading): "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit." Wait a minute.....

*Bilbo begins to doubt the privacy of Bag End*

Lalwendë · 09-01-2008, 01:04 PM

Bilbo unconsciously practices his Vulcan hand signal while he reads his Star Trek 1392 Annual.

narfforc · 09-02-2008, 01:18 PM

Bilbo reads for the very first time, his new autobiography. Lots of things crossed out and new lines in pencil can only mean, this is the script for the two films about his life, to be called The Hobbit, There or Thereabouts, and The The Quest of Errormore.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 09-02-2008, 01:36 PM

The senility slowly takes its toll. Is the attempt to finish writing the memoirs going to be succesful?
"...and so he appeared amidst the surprised Dwarves. 'Ash is a robot!' they shouted..."

Groin Redbeard · 09-02-2008, 02:39 PM

When I see this I'm reminded of something Hookbill said: "Hitler didn't read. Are you Hitler?" Obviously Bilbo is trying extra hard not too.

Boromir88 · 09-02-2008, 03:26 PM

Bilbo discovers the Big Book of Secrets Elrond has been hiding. Balrog's have wings? I would never have guessed.

or...

Bilbo's final journey...raiding Arwen's room and stealing her diary.

Bêthberry · 09-02-2008, 03:54 PM

Bilbo appears as an aged John McCain at the Sarah Palin Daughters of the Alaskan Independence Day Disco Ball Dance.

Lalwendë · 09-02-2008, 04:03 PM

Secrets of Middle-earth No. 521

The pages from the Book of Mazarbul were inserted into the Red Book of Westmarch to replace a few grimy, well-thumbed pages torn from the underwear section of the Autumn/Winter 3011 edition of the Gap of Rohan catalogue.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 09-02-2008, 06:32 PM

Bilbo: Writing utensil, check.
Something to write on, check.
Some sort of adventure to turn into a story? Umm... Not check...

Lalwendë · 09-03-2008, 04:33 AM

As Bilbo spots a nice shower curtain for only £14.99, he reflects on how you could tell Elrond was pretentious because he kept his Argos catalogue in a faux leather binder.

The Only Real Estel · 09-03-2008, 05:40 AM

"Dear Diary: Today I ripped another sleeve godawfully on one of Elrond's 'tasteful' decorations. I'm not sure which is worse, the ruining of an expensive garment or the glare I caught from him out from under those menacing eyebrows..."

Mithalwen · 09-03-2008, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boromir88

Bilbo's final journey...raiding Arwen's room and stealing her diary.

And her pashmina.....

Lalwendë · 09-11-2008, 02:07 AM

Bilbo: "I don't know how many times I've read this story by Tolkien but I could do with something new from the library."

New pic time!

As they are banished to the kitchen to do the washing up and the steam makes their make up run, Merry and Pippin reflect on how coming to the party as the black and white minstrels didn't go down too well.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 09-11-2008, 02:42 AM

Merry: 'Ya, sir, we're here with the coal. Where should we put it, sir?

OR

"Sorry for interrupting your little party, guys, but could any of you help me? It won't take long, I hope. My car just broke up there on the road and I need somebody help me to fix it."

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-11-2008, 04:51 AM

Merry: Urm... Pippin... Did you use that bottle we stole from Gandalf to wash those dishes?

Pippin: Um... Why do you ask?

Merry: It's just... The dishes seem to be floating and talking to one another.

Pippin: What, again?

Oddwen · 09-11-2008, 08:30 PM

Gandalf: I give you full marks for bravery, Peregrin Took. Don't make yourself to be a fool.

Pippin: Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of the fire swamp. We can live there quite happily for some time, so whenever you feel like DYING, feel free to visit.

Merry: Huh?

Lalwendë · 09-12-2008, 05:09 AM

Merry realises with dawning horror that Frodo has been playing tricks swapping his toiletries with black soap from the joke shop again.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-12-2008, 07:11 AM

Merry: "So tell me again why we're chimneysweeps
when there aren't any chimneys in the Shire."

Pippin: "Dick van Dyke said it would be a good way
to get into Hollywood movies since our accents just
aren't as realistic as his."

The Only Real Estel · 09-13-2008, 10:41 AM

Rejects from tryouts for the role of 'Bert' were given spots on the dish team in the kitchen instead.

*Thought that when I read it & then scrolled down to see Tuor already hit upon the Poppins them

Oh well*

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-13-2008, 01:54 PM

As Pippin talks to the tiny goblin living in the jug, Merry calls for a Doctor*.

OR

Merry watches as Gandalf's hat floats away...

*Probably Colin Baker

Formendacil · 09-13-2008, 05:29 PM

Halfway through the night shift, and only one more incident with the boss away from being fired, Merry remembers that he forgot to turn off his oven.

narfforc · 09-14-2008, 11:35 PM

"I don't feel well after that last explosion", said Merry to Pippin.
"Well, to tell you the truth Merry, you do look a bit light-headed", replied his friend.

Lalwendë · 09-15-2008, 06:26 AM

Secrets of Middle-earth No.72.5

The original reason Gandalf was interested in Hobbits was because Elrond had run out of small children to send up his sooty chimneys.

Naz · 09-15-2008, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

As Pippin talks to the tiny goblin living in the jug, Merry calls for a Doctor*.

*Probably Colin Baker

Old school Who, ahoy!

Merry is practicing for his big recital while Pippin slaves away at the dishes.

Pippin: Oi, la Carlotta! I could use a little help here!
Merry: I'm warming up my voice!

THE Ka · 09-16-2008, 11:25 PM

Merry: Oh poor Pippin... Don't look now but here's another dinner rush and they've got coupons!

Pippin: Say that again and this mug is going straight up your tush.

or....

Pippin could only sigh as the encroaching mass of impatient and hungry dinner rush hobbits slowly decended on Merry's first night on the job.

or....

Merry: "It's the hard knock life, for us..."

Gandalf: Quite down over there! I asked for drudgery, not a musical!

~ Ka

Lalwendë · 09-24-2008, 03:55 PM

Merry sings: " Cause I'm filthy! Ooh, and you're gorgeous!"

Pippin: "Shurrup! You're tone deaf! Time for a new pic!"

Secrets of Middle-earth No.172

The real reason Smeagol wanted the Ring was so that he could be in The Jonas Brothers like his cousin Deagol.

Groin Redbeard · 09-24-2008, 04:29 PM

Deagol: Hmm... It looks like there's something written on the side here. This would be a whole lot easier if I wasn't cross-eyed!

Smeagol: Chocolate ring, yumm.

08-04-2008, 04:27 PM	#13001
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Grima and Theoden just read mormegil's most recent post in CC or Gimli and Legolas perform a moving ballet duet (Hookbill if you could photoshop Gimli in a pink tutu, that would be great) or Bernard and Brad just got done watching the 'Arwen scenes' from the movie. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-08-2008, 12:14 PM	#13002
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	or... Bernanrd and Brad just watched the Faramir scene... PJ: So guys, what do you think of my artistic lisence? __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-25-2008, 07:33 AM	#13003
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Theoden: "Could I borrow some of your Just For Men?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-25-2008, 04:59 PM	#13004
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Theoden: Okay, here's the plan. We get Gollum, dig up Thorin Oakenshield and start a Grateful Dead Reunion Tour. Grima: I like it, boss. We'll be headliners at the Minas Tirith Bowl! Right in front of that dead tree. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-30-2008, 09:25 AM	#13005
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Theoden is mad because he can't see a new picture! Bilbo Jones's Diary - The Edge of Wilderland. Weight: 135lbs Smokes: 7 pipes of Longbottom Leaf Alcohol: 8 pints Calories: 3,472 Cannot believe I am sitting in the Rivendell garden again. Frodo still not turned up. Gandalf not written. When is Elrond going to stop all that tra-la-lallying? So embarrassing... __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-30-2008, 11:03 AM	#13006
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Bilbo attempts to hide from the Elves the fact that he, despite his complaints, actually likes reading "Tra-la-la-lally Monthly"... OR After Gandalf makes his seventh 'short' joke of the day, Bilbo moves him up in the 'To Kill' list. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-30-2008, 12:31 PM	#13007
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Bilbo consults Ye Big Book Of Rhyme to find something racier than 'valley' to rhyme with ruddy Tra-la-la-lally. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-30-2008, 01:12 PM	#13008
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Bilbo tries to remember what he wrote in his book or Bilbo: Who's that man on the left? Narrows eyes __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

08-30-2008, 01:50 PM	#13009
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Bilbo realises that, in a drunken stupor, he had drawn rather unflattering pictures of the Dwarves wearing swim suits. "My psychiatrist is going to have a feild day" he thought... OR Doing Elrond's Tax returns was tiresome; Bilbo: For the last time! Shampoo is NOT tax deductible! It is not a 'work expense'! Elrond: YES IT IS! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-30-2008, 03:08 PM	#13010
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Bilbo was a bit disappointed that Elrond had furnished him with an Elf-sized notebook and an Ent-sized pencil. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-31-2008, 08:52 PM	#13012
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Lord of the Wrongs.net For the umpteenth time Bilbo rewrites The Rid Book of Wastemuch, in the vain attempt to make it fit Peter Jacksons storyline. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-31-2008, 09:08 PM	#13013
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Someone didn't read the rules. Bilbo: Just...three more pages then...my Paper Telephone sentence will be finished... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-01-2008, 01:20 AM	#13014
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Bilbo (reading): "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit." Wait a minute..... Bilbo begins to doubt the privacy of Bag End

09-01-2008, 01:04 PM	#13015
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Bilbo unconsciously practices his Vulcan hand signal while he reads his Star Trek 1392 Annual. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-02-2008, 01:18 PM	#13016
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Or Bilbo reads for the very first time, his new autobiography. Lots of things crossed out and new lines in pencil can only mean, this is the script for the two films about his life, to be called The Hobbit, There or Thereabouts, and The The Quest of Errormore. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-02-2008, 01:36 PM	#13017
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,606	(Who reads, understand) The senility slowly takes its toll. Is the attempt to finish writing the memoirs going to be succesful? "...and so he appeared amidst the surprised Dwarves. 'Ash is a robot!' they shouted..." __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

09-02-2008, 02:39 PM	#13018
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,735	When I see this I'm reminded of something Hookbill said: "Hitler didn't read. Are you Hitler?" Obviously Bilbo is trying extra hard not too. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

09-02-2008, 03:26 PM	#13019
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Bilbo discovers the Big Book of Secrets Elrond has been hiding. Balrog's have wings? I would never have guessed. or... Bilbo's final journey...raiding Arwen's room and stealing her diary. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-02-2008, 03:54 PM	#13020
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,165	Bilbo appears as an aged John McCain at the Sarah Palin Daughters of the Alaskan Independence Day Disco Ball Dance. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bêthberry; 09-02-2008 at 03:58 PM.

09-02-2008, 04:03 PM	#13021
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Secrets of Middle-earth No. 521 The pages from the Book of Mazarbul were inserted into the Red Book of Westmarch to replace a few grimy, well-thumbed pages torn from the underwear section of the Autumn/Winter 3011 edition of the Gap of Rohan catalogue. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-02-2008, 06:32 PM	#13022
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Bilbo: Writing utensil, check. Something to write on, check. Some sort of adventure to turn into a story? Umm... Not check... __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

09-03-2008, 04:33 AM	#13023
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	As Bilbo spots a nice shower curtain for only £14.99, he reflects on how you could tell Elrond was pretentious because he kept his Argos catalogue in a faux leather binder. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-03-2008, 05:40 AM	#13024
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	"Dear Diary: Today I ripped another sleeve godawfully on one of Elrond's 'tasteful' decorations. I'm not sure which is worse, the ruining of an expensive garment or the glare I caught from him out from under those menacing eyebrows..."

09-11-2008, 02:07 AM	#13026
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Bilbo: "I don't know how many times I've read this story by Tolkien but I could do with something new from the library." New pic time! As they are banished to the kitchen to do the washing up and the steam makes their make up run, Merry and Pippin reflect on how coming to the party as the black and white minstrels didn't go down too well. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-11-2008, 02:42 AM	#13027
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,606	Merry: 'Ya, sir, we're here with the coal. Where should we put it, sir? OR "Sorry for interrupting your little party, guys, but could any of you help me? It won't take long, I hope. My car just broke up there on the road and I need somebody help me to fix it." __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

09-11-2008, 04:51 AM	#13028
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Merry: Urm... Pippin... Did you use that bottle we stole from Gandalf to wash those dishes? Pippin: Um... Why do you ask? Merry: It's just... The dishes seem to be floating and talking to one another. Pippin: What, again? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-11-2008, 08:30 PM	#13029
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Gandalf: I give you full marks for bravery, Peregrin Took. Don't make yourself to be a fool. Pippin: Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of the fire swamp. We can live there quite happily for some time, so whenever you feel like DYING, feel free to visit. Merry: Huh? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-12-2008, 05:09 AM	#13030
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Merry realises with dawning horror that Frodo has been playing tricks swapping his toiletries with black soap from the joke shop again. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-12-2008, 07:11 AM	#13031
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Merry: "So tell me again why we're chimneysweeps when there aren't any chimneys in the Shire." Pippin: "Dick van Dyke said it would be a good way to get into Hollywood movies since our accents just aren't as realistic as his." __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-13-2008, 10:41 AM	#13032
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Mary Poppins! Rejects from tryouts for the role of 'Bert' were given spots on the dish team in the kitchen instead. Thought that when I read it & then scrolled down to see Tuor already hit upon the Poppins them Oh well

09-13-2008, 01:54 PM	#13033
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	As Pippin talks to the tiny goblin living in the jug, Merry calls for a Doctor. OR Merry watches as Gandalf's hat floats away... Probably Colin Baker __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-13-2008, 05:29 PM	#13034
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,347	Halfway through the night shift, and only one more incident with the boss away from being fired, Merry remembers that he forgot to turn off his oven. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

09-14-2008, 11:35 PM	#13035
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	"I don't feel well after that last explosion", said Merry to Pippin. "Well, to tell you the truth Merry, you do look a bit light-headed", replied his friend. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-15-2008, 06:26 AM	#13036
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Secrets of Middle-earth No.72.5 The original reason Gandalf was interested in Hobbits was because Elrond had run out of small children to send up his sooty chimneys. __________________ Gordon's alive!

09-16-2008, 11:25 PM	#13038
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Merry: Oh poor Pippin... Don't look now but here's another dinner rush and they've got coupons! Pippin: Say that again and this mug is going straight up your tush. or.... Pippin could only sigh as the encroaching mass of impatient and hungry dinner rush hobbits slowly decended on Merry's first night on the job. or.... Merry: "It's the hard knock life, for us..." Gandalf: Quite down over there! I asked for drudgery, not a musical! ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?