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06-10-2004, 12:35 AM | #41 | |
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*grins evily* It did, master, oh yesssss... You MUST read the Barrow-downs birthday party RPG... in Elvenhome... just to see how much it REALLY continued here... giggle. AND I AM NOT PUTTING THE GARLIC AWAY!!!!
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06-12-2004, 06:42 PM | #42 | |
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Garlic? Are you suggesting something? No, that's a fixed mirror. It's not suppost to show my reflection. just kidding. Sounds funny. I should have posted in that party! Alas. Anyways
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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06-14-2004, 09:20 PM | #43 | |
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It's an inside joke, m'dear Ent the Perky.
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06-14-2004, 09:57 PM | #44 | |
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I know it's a inside joke! I just like doing things like that
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06-15-2004, 07:44 PM | #45 | |
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Actually, it's not that inside, Perky... there's a fic on fanfiction.net called Paint Wars that will fill you in quite nicely. And no, it has nothing to do with vampires either...
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06-17-2004, 03:34 PM | #46 |
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Legolas climbs up Mumak and trys to cut the thing holding the other thing on its back. His sword breaks. Poo-gas! Now I`m going to be stuck hanging here all day!
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06-20-2004, 06:32 PM | #47 | |
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Here's a good one!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' Last edited by The Perky Ent; 06-20-2004 at 06:32 PM. Reason: missed a [/i] |
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06-21-2004, 06:55 PM | #48 |
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Here's a good one...
The Watcher grabs Frodo and Aragorn and Boromir come to the rescue. They hack at the Watcher but nothing happens. THe Watcher then eats Frodo and proceeds to devour the rest of the Fellowship. Or... Aragorn hacks at the Watcher and it drops Frodo. Boromir drops him and panic ensues. Nobody can find Frodo. THey head into the Mines leaving Frodo behind. It isn't until Gandalf falls that they realize there is no point to continue because the Ring is lost. So much for that. THis is a great thread.
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06-23-2004, 07:13 PM | #49 | |
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Good One!
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06-23-2004, 07:27 PM | #50 | ||
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Not to go off topic here, but has anyone ever thought of if Frodo would have become the 10th Nazgul? You'd have 9 tall scary hooded creatures, and a little hobbit one! But so as not to take this awesome thread off topic I'll just have to make one:
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hmmm...those are pretty weak, sorry! I just don't want this to go off topic at all haha.
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06-24-2004, 07:34 AM | #51 |
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I really hope no one did this....
ok so everyone knows in RotK when gimli says "there's plenty for the both of us, let the best dwarf win" (it when gimli, legolas, and aragorn get to pelenor)
Gimli: *killing orcs with axe* 17...18...19...20.... Legolas: *killing orcs with bow* 23....24....25...26... Gimli: 23 *axe brakes* Dam! I payed $250.00 for this peice of crap and it breaks! hey, legolas, the contests off!! you win!! (its not very funny, but the mental image kinda is) _____________________ That still only counts as 1!! |
06-25-2004, 10:03 AM | #52 | |
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okay, okay i got one...
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06-25-2004, 03:29 PM | #53 |
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*Gandalf and Pippin ride up the hill on Shadowfax, giving Pippin his first look at Minas Tirith.*
Gandalf: Behold, the city of Kings! Pippin: It's only a model Gandalf: SHHHH! ~~~~ Alright, so the city isn't exactly a weapon in the true sense of the word, but I was watching Monty Python and had to drop that in.
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06-27-2004, 04:32 PM | #54 | |
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lol good ones, and yes, if grond can show up at helms deep...
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06-27-2004, 06:30 PM | #55 | |
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Good ones!
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06-27-2004, 08:28 PM | #56 | |
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Good one! I'd like to see that happen to Frodo Anyways,
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06-27-2004, 10:32 PM | #57 | |
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Oh, very nice... I wanna see THAT one!
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06-28-2004, 04:26 PM | #58 | |
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No, it was good...except for the Kavaam. It's Kaboom! But I'm sure that's a typo!
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06-28-2004, 06:05 PM | #59 | |
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looks like our imaginations are running wild! not that that's a bad thing. and, yes, I know this one has been done before, but this time it's got a new twist...
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06-28-2004, 07:32 PM | #60 | |
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Heh...nooooo, Perky, "kavamm" is the exclusive property of my twin sister Jandalf, who is Eowyn Skywalker's Master in Jediland.
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07-04-2004, 01:16 PM | #61 | |
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C'mon, Auddie, admit it, Jandalf was the one typing there... and yeah, Perky, "Kavamm™" was not a typo... because it is the property of my master, I have rights to use it every now and again... it was kavamm. Oh yeah... ™ there.
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07-04-2004, 05:45 PM | #62 |
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The Great Goblin: *As he places Gandalf's head on a stake at the end of a row of stakes bearing the heads of thirteen Dwarves and one Hobbit* Now, what was the name of that blue glowing sword again?
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07-06-2004, 10:39 PM | #63 | |
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Not actually a weapon, but...
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Here's some:
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07-11-2004, 06:16 PM | #65 |
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Witch King: Screech!
Frodo:Uh...... Witch King: *stabs Frodo* *the Morgul Blade turns to dust before it hits Frodo's shoulder* Frodo: Ha! *Witch King steals the Ring and runs, trips, and falls down Amon Sul*
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07-11-2004, 09:43 PM | #66 | |
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Faramir Solo gave me this manuscript...
Do you, by any chance, know him, Eowyn Skywalker? Quote:
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07-12-2004, 07:17 PM | #67 | |
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Here's another Eowyn would like
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07-12-2004, 07:24 PM | #68 |
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*Saruman is in battle with Gandalf in Orthanc*
Saruman:But you instead have elected the choice of...PAIN!!! *Saruman swings his staff at Gandalf, nothing happens* *Gandalf kills Saruman*
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07-15-2004, 12:38 AM | #69 | |
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Faramir Solo, ehh? He happens to be my father, actually... the only reason I'm a Skywalker is because I married Anakin... heh. Bet ya'll didn't know that little fact.
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07-15-2004, 01:01 AM | #70 | |
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07-18-2004, 11:15 PM | #71 | |
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Nice. Anyways,
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07-22-2004, 04:05 PM | #72 |
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Bilbo: My old sword, Sting! Take it! Take it! It glows blue when orcs are near, and it's times like this, my lad, when you'll need it most!
*later in Moria* Pippin: Whoops! *drums in the deep* Gandalf: Get ready! Orcs are comming! Frodo: No they're not. If they were, my sword would be glowing! There's nothing to worry about! Gandalf: Well...if you insist... *orcs and cave troll charge into the chamber* Gandalf: Frodo? Frodo: Whoops! I forgot to put new bateries in this!
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07-23-2004, 07:18 AM | #73 | |
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was that 'battery' thing a plug for Energizer or Duracell, Perky? anyway...
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07-23-2004, 11:02 AM | #74 | |
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...yeah...that really isn't a defective weapon. Now if it was someone like Wormtongue doing something like that, that'd fit. But, anyways
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07-24-2004, 09:57 PM | #75 |
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Saruman goesd outside to rouse his orc army he starts yelling all of a sudden he relizes he has larengitus and in their very shorttermed memory the uruk-hai scatter and are never seen again
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*Gandalf is cornered in Orthanc by Saruman, but suddenly his staff begins to hum and pulse with a vibrant green color. *
Saruman: "What the..." Gandalf: "You'd be amazed what you can find on E-bay these days." *Gandalf executes some moves that would put even Episode II Yoda to shame, and slices Saruman's staff into three pieces and the bottom half of his robe off; revealing heart-patterned boxers and blue-veined legs* Saruman: "Well, ****e on me." *Gandalf then forces Saruman to parade around Orthanc in his boxers whilst singing "They're Coming to Take Me Away;" needless to say, his followers desert him after a round of laughter. Thus much of the Fellowship's trouble is reduced, and Frodo makes it to Mount Doom in record time.*
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07-25-2004, 06:49 PM | #77 | |
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Wow. There's an Orthanc vibe going around.
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07-25-2004, 08:18 PM | #78 |
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At least I'm trying
It may not be that funny but here goes...
Frodo is in Shelob's lair with the Phial of Galadriel. The Phial shines a moment then goes out. He pounds it on his leg...it flickers...nothing. Then he stops...thinks....This little light of mine...I'm gonna let it shine....This little light of mine...I'm gonna let it shine..let it shine...let it shine....let it shine. Shelob dies from terror from his terrible singing. eehh I tried
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07-25-2004, 10:00 PM | #79 |
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Actually I like that alot ninlaith I can Imagine Frodo singing hehe
Sam is smacking people around in moria with his pan the bottom breaks out..."What My pan is broken now I cant make taters!" Kills everyone including Balrog
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07-27-2004, 05:29 PM | #80 | |
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How about this:
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