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Oddwen · 04-24-2005, 06:27 PM

Gamling: Hail, Theoden King!
Theoden: What's this, another Hail-storm?

(Thanks to www.stupidring.com...)

Da Boromir pic...

Boromir stands waiting in anticipation for his solo...

Or...

Boromir: Go ahead, I dare you to insult my playing.

Or...

As the Uruk-hai drew closer, Boromir silently cursed himself and wished that he had kept up on his music lessons as a youngster.

THE Ka · 04-24-2005, 07:39 PM

Boromir pic:

The last of the confused Oliphaunt hunters...

~

Ka

Boromir88 · 04-24-2005, 08:01 PM

Boromir blows his horn to introduce the new picture...

Elrond had caught word that the Fellowship finally made it to Mount Doom, but also found out they didn't take the ring with them!

04-24-2005, 08:13 PM

Only Advil's advanced pain-relieving formula is able to cure one of those Eldar-headaches.

~or~

Elrond silently promises himself that never, ever again will he take Boromir to a mexican restaurant before a council meeting, even if he does promise to pay.
Nothing was worth this assault on his senses.

Fingolfin II · 04-24-2005, 08:24 PM

Elrond is a master of healing, but when he found out that Merry had swallowed the Ring it all became too much for him.

Gil-Galad · 04-24-2005, 08:25 PM

Elrond is having a headache as Mr.Anderson keeps trying to take the Ring, beleiving that it is the key to the matrix

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-24-2005, 11:34 PM

Elrond: Well pardon me for breathing, which I don't do anyway, so I don't know why I mentioned it.... Oh Eru, I'm so depressed!

OR

Elrond: For the last time! I'm not agent Smith!

Bywaters · 04-25-2005, 01:50 AM

Elrond desperately tries to remember where he put his keys

or

Elrond: ...98, 99, 100, coming, ready or not!

Anguirel · 04-25-2005, 03:38 AM

Elrond watches the "Arrrwen is dying" scene in ROTK...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-25-2005, 03:53 AM

After all these years of being a host, Elrond still clumsily walks in on his guests when they're taking a shower.

luthien-elvenprincess · 04-25-2005, 04:59 AM

Elrond: "Oh Eru, not another birthday that ends in a "0"...

Lalwendë · 04-25-2005, 06:10 AM

Elrond: "Maybe if I press them down for long enough, my eyebrows will eventually look more level."

Meela · 04-25-2005, 06:47 AM

"Eyebrow shaping glue... strong stuff.... *tuuuuug*.... hand stuck.... helllllp!"

**The Saucepan Man** · 04-25-2005, 06:58 AM

Elrond: If I hear "Tra-la-la-lally, here down in the valley" one more time ...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-25-2005, 09:47 AM

"Go easy on the miruvor, buddy."

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-25-2005, 10:05 AM

Elrond: Please! No more Gandalf the grey uncloaked jokes!

Gandalf: Awww...

Mithalwen · 04-25-2005, 12:10 PM

"Why do all these people have to come to my house? Why can't they naff off and annoy Cirdan for a change?"

Anguirel · 04-25-2005, 12:17 PM

I wanted to rep you for that, Mithalwen, but I think I must have repped you in the Fortunately thread. I've often wondered why they didn't "naff off and annoy Cirdan for a change"...

ELROND: Eru! If Celebrian's divorce lawyer keeps charging these positively Valinorean alimonies I'll have to sell my country place and move to a cottage in Lindon...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-25-2005, 12:44 PM

Elrond: New picture, please! PLEASE!

Elrond and Gandalf saw Saruman the White uncloaked!!!!

Gandalf: Its disgusting!

Anguirel · 04-25-2005, 12:51 PM

Elrond and Gandalf start to regret taking Denethor's advice about how to defeat Sauron. "Throw yourselves onto a pyre and it'll all be alright!"

Mithalwen · 04-25-2005, 01:05 PM

Gandalf: "But he is the heir to Gondor and Arnor, your foster son and through many fathers your great nephew..."

Elrond : "I don't care, Gandalf - He's after my daughter and that makes him a scruffy oik who needs a shave, a decent suit and a hair-cut - and a proper job ....."

04-25-2005, 01:14 PM

Elrond: [gasp] "The leaves.. they are attacking!"

Gandalf: Have no fear. Board the windows, and ready the torches! They shall not get the Ring!

~or~

Elrond [whispering]: "Gandalf.. pssst.. 'casual Fridays' doesn't mean you don't have to wear pants. Please, before anyone sees."

Gandalf: [deranged chuckling] "Heh.. you said 'pants'.."

Kath · 04-25-2005, 01:40 PM

Gandalf: It's just not fair. If Frodo wasn't a hobbit I could have beaten that lost puppy dog look out of him by now but no, that would be unfair because I'm three times his size - darn vertically challenged people!

Elrond: I know - but just look at those eyes *falls in love*.

Maeggaladiel · 04-25-2005, 01:54 PM

E: Oh come on. It's not that bad. I'll do it tomorrow.
G: For crying out loud, NO! The guacamole has sprouted leaves! Clean out your refrigerator NOW, man!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-25-2005, 02:23 PM

Elrond: What do you think of my new play? I call it; "thick George Clots sits in the stocks and gets pelted by rancid Tomatoes". I got our own Aragorn to play the title role.

Gandalf: i think I'm going to be sick!

Formendacil · 04-25-2005, 02:43 PM

Gandalf and Elrond discover to their disgust that the ideas of what makes a fun activity have changed greatly since they last heard from Tol Eressia.

Nimrodel_9 · 04-25-2005, 05:03 PM

Elrond somehow super glues his hand to his forehead.

Elrond and Gandy pic:
Both: What in the world is that hobbit doing??!!

THE Ka · 04-25-2005, 06:48 PM

Elrond and Gandalf decide to catch up on news, and the latest gossip...

E: I don't get it! I take this kid into my life, house and care and now he wants my daughter! I mean, come on!

Gandalf dozes off at the notorious 'blah, blah bla blah...'
Wakes up...
G: ... So, have you seen Gloria Estefan's new hair?

E: Stands in utter confusion...

~ Ellen Degeneres Ka

Oddwen · 04-25-2005, 07:25 PM

Elrond: Have you ever just stood and stared at it, Gandalf? Marvelled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people, living out their lives...oblivious...

Or...

Elrond: Eru, Gandalf! Who waxed your eyebrows??
Gandalf: And was it the same person who macraméed your hair?!?
*both turn their deadly glares upon Pippin*

**The Saucepan Man** · 04-26-2005, 06:29 AM

Elves: (offscreen) Tra-la-la-lally! Here down in the valley!

Elrond: I'm telling you. They do it every time someone arrives. It's doing my head in.

Gandalf: Would you like me to fireball them?

Gil-Galad · 04-26-2005, 07:07 AM

Elrond: there is no one here now go away

*Elrond turning to Gandalf*: give'm the animals

Gandalf: what!

Elrond: give'm the animals!

*catapult launches cow, you know the story*

Ainaserkewen · 04-26-2005, 09:32 AM

Elrond: Are you kidding? Nay, it is a midday tradition.

Gandalf: I was right! You see? This is what happens when you mingle human blood in, it takes away all Elven decency and shame...

Elrond: 'Round here we just call it an imbalance.

Gandalf: ...And in broad daylight too!

Bywaters · 04-26-2005, 10:01 AM

Elrond and Gandalf look on unimpressed as Gimili awakens after another drinking competiton with Legolas.

Lalwendë · 04-26-2005, 01:57 PM

Elrond and Gandalf couldn't even stand to look each other in the eye after another heated Balrog Wings argument.

Anguirel · 04-26-2005, 02:44 PM

I wonder which sides they took...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-26-2005, 03:07 PM

Trying to get the One Ring in a peaceful fashion, Sauron attempts to bribe E & G by performing a sultry exotic dance.

Nimrodel_9 · 04-26-2005, 03:14 PM

Gandalf: Elrond, this is the last time I will attempt to help you with your problem!
Elrond: But... but...
Gandalf: No buts! Don't even ask me to help get rid of Aragorn again! Arwen can look out for herself!
Elrond: *whines* But I don't like him!
Gandalf: Shh! He might here us! *both peek around pillars* Gah! He's still there! And I don't think he's putting that ferret down any time soon!

or

Gimli shaved.

luthien-elvenprincess · 04-26-2005, 05:04 PM

Gandalf: " I really don't see how you could blame me for this..."
Elrond: "They're your friends...you are responsible in large part for why they are here!"
Gandalf: "I have never ever even hinted to Pippen that painting "Pippen was here--3018" on the garden wall would be acceptable.
Elrond: "What are you anyway...flypaper for freaks!"

Oddwen · 04-26-2005, 05:15 PM

To the annoyance of the entire Fellowship, Boromir would wake them bright and early with Reville.

Or...

"I will not go forth like a thief in the night," exclaimed Boromir setting his horn to his lips, and blowing forth an embarassing squeak.

elronds_daughter · 04-26-2005, 05:38 PM

Elrond: "Think it'll work?"
Gandalf: "It would take a miracle."

04-24-2005, 06:27 PM	#4881
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	The Gamling/Theoden pic... Gamling: Hail, Theoden King! Theoden: What's this, another Hail-storm? (Thanks to www.stupidring.com...) Da Boromir pic... Boromir stands waiting in anticipation for his solo... Or... Boromir: Go ahead, I dare you to insult my playing. Or... As the Uruk-hai drew closer, Boromir silently cursed himself and wished that he had kept up on his music lessons as a youngster. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-24-2005, 07:39 PM	#4882
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Boromir pic: The last of the confused Oliphaunt hunters... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-24-2005, 08:01 PM	#4883
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Boromir blows his horn to introduce the new picture... Elrond had caught word that the Fellowship finally made it to Mount Doom, but also found out they didn't take the ring with them! __________________ Fenris Penguin

04-24-2005, 08:13 PM	#4884
Angmar Guest Posts: n/a	Only Advil's advanced pain-relieving formula is able to cure one of those Eldar-headaches. ~or~ Elrond silently promises himself that never, ever again will he take Boromir to a mexican restaurant before a council meeting, even if he does promise to pay. Nothing was worth this assault on his senses. Last edited by Angmar; 04-24-2005 at 08:21 PM.

04-24-2005, 08:24 PM	#4885
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Elrond is a master of healing, but when he found out that Merry had swallowed the Ring it all became too much for him. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

04-24-2005, 08:25 PM	#4886
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Elrond is having a headache as Mr.Anderson keeps trying to take the Ring, beleiving that it is the key to the matrix __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-24-2005, 11:34 PM	#4887
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: Well pardon me for breathing, which I don't do anyway, so I don't know why I mentioned it.... Oh Eru, I'm so depressed! OR Elrond: For the last time! I'm not agent Smith! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-25-2005, 01:50 AM	#4888
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Elrond desperately tries to remember where he put his keys or Elrond: ...98, 99, 100, coming, ready or not! __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

04-25-2005, 03:38 AM	#4889
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Elrond watches the "Arrrwen is dying" scene in ROTK... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

04-25-2005, 03:53 AM	#4890
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	After all these years of being a host, Elrond still clumsily walks in on his guests when they're taking a shower. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-25-2005, 04:59 AM	#4891
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Elrond: "Oh Eru, not another birthday that ends in a "0"... __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

04-25-2005, 06:10 AM	#4892
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Elrond: "Maybe if I press them down for long enough, my eyebrows will eventually look more level." __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-25-2005, 06:47 AM	#4893
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"Eyebrow shaping glue... strong stuff.... tuuuuug.... hand stuck.... helllllp!" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-25-2005, 06:58 AM	#4894
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Elrond: If I hear "Tra-la-la-lally, here down in the valley" one more time ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

04-25-2005, 09:47 AM	#4895
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Go easy on the miruvor, buddy." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-25-2005, 10:05 AM	#4896
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: Please! No more Gandalf the grey uncloaked jokes! Gandalf: Awww... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-25-2005, 12:10 PM	#4897
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	"Why do all these people have to come to my house? Why can't they naff off and annoy Cirdan for a change?" __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-25-2005, 12:17 PM	#4898
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Blast... I wanted to rep you for that, Mithalwen, but I think I must have repped you in the Fortunately thread. I've often wondered why they didn't "naff off and annoy Cirdan for a change"... ELROND: Eru! If Celebrian's divorce lawyer keeps charging these positively Valinorean alimonies I'll have to sell my country place and move to a cottage in Lindon... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

04-25-2005, 12:44 PM	#4899
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: New picture, please! PLEASE! Elrond and Gandalf saw Saruman the White uncloaked!!!! Gandalf: Its disgusting! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-25-2005, 12:51 PM	#4900
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Oops. Elrond and Gandalf start to regret taking Denethor's advice about how to defeat Sauron. "Throw yourselves onto a pyre and it'll all be alright!" __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso Last edited by Anguirel; 04-25-2005 at 12:51 PM. Reason: adding icon

04-25-2005, 01:05 PM	#4901
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Gandalf: "But he is the heir to Gondor and Arnor, your foster son and through many fathers your great nephew..." Elrond : "I don't care, Gandalf - He's after my daughter and that makes him a scruffy oik who needs a shave, a decent suit and a hair-cut - and a proper job ....." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-25-2005, 01:14 PM	#4902
Angmar Guest Posts: n/a	Elrond: [gasp] "The leaves.. they are attacking!" Gandalf: Have no fear. Board the windows, and ready the torches! They shall not get the Ring! ~or~ Elrond [whispering]: "Gandalf.. pssst.. 'casual Fridays' doesn't mean you don't have to wear pants. Please, before anyone sees." Gandalf: [deranged chuckling] "Heh.. you said 'pants'.."

04-25-2005, 01:40 PM	#4903
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Gandalf: It's just not fair. If Frodo wasn't a hobbit I could have beaten that lost puppy dog look out of him by now but no, that would be unfair because I'm three times his size - darn vertically challenged people! Elrond: I know - but just look at those eyes falls in love. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

04-25-2005, 01:54 PM	#4904
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	E: Oh come on. It's not that bad. I'll do it tomorrow. G: For crying out loud, NO! The guacamole has sprouted leaves! Clean out your refrigerator NOW, man! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

04-25-2005, 02:23 PM	#4905
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: What do you think of my new play? I call it; "thick George Clots sits in the stocks and gets pelted by rancid Tomatoes". I got our own Aragorn to play the title role. Gandalf: i think I'm going to be sick! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-25-2005, 02:43 PM	#4906
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	Gandalf and Elrond discover to their disgust that the ideas of what makes a fun activity have changed greatly since they last heard from Tol Eressia. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

04-25-2005, 05:03 PM	#4907
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Elrond somehow super glues his hand to his forehead. Elrond and Gandy pic: Both: What in the world is that hobbit doing??!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-25-2005, 06:48 PM	#4908
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Elrond and Gandalf decide to catch up on news, and the latest gossip... E: I don't get it! I take this kid into my life, house and care and now he wants my daughter! I mean, come on! Gandalf dozes off at the notorious 'blah, blah bla blah...' Wakes up... G: ... So, have you seen Gloria Estefan's new hair? E: Stands in utter confusion... ~ Ellen Degeneres Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-25-2005, 07:25 PM	#4909
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Elrond: Have you ever just stood and stared at it, Gandalf? Marvelled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people, living out their lives...oblivious... Or... Elrond: Eru, Gandalf! Who waxed your eyebrows?? Gandalf: And was it the same person who macraméed your hair?!? both turn their deadly glares upon Pippin __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-26-2005, 06:29 AM	#4910
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Elves: (offscreen) Tra-la-la-lally! Here down in the valley! Elrond: I'm telling you. They do it every time someone arrives. It's doing my head in. Gandalf: Would you like me to fireball them? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

04-26-2005, 07:07 AM	#4911
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Elrond: there is no one here now go away Elrond turning to Gandalf: give'm the animals Gandalf: what! Elrond: give'm the animals! catapult launches cow, you know the story __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-26-2005, 09:32 AM	#4912
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Elrond: Are you kidding? Nay, it is a midday tradition. Gandalf: I was right! You see? This is what happens when you mingle human blood in, it takes away all Elven decency and shame... Elrond: 'Round here we just call it an imbalance. Gandalf: ...And in broad daylight too! __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? Last edited by Ainaserkewen; 04-26-2005 at 09:35 AM. Reason: Took a couple times to get the words right.

04-26-2005, 10:01 AM	#4913
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Elrond and Gandalf look on unimpressed as Gimili awakens after another drinking competiton with Legolas. __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

04-26-2005, 01:57 PM	#4914
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Elrond and Gandalf couldn't even stand to look each other in the eye after another heated Balrog Wings argument. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-26-2005, 02:44 PM	#4915
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	I wonder which sides they took... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso