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Lothiriel Silmarien · 06-17-2002, 03:55 PM

Prince Imrahil, he was Legolas's long lost half-chicken brother! (I read the post about the Riders of Rohan riding chickens, can you tell?) He was half-chicken anyway!

What is Luthien's REAL name???

ElanorGamgee · 06-17-2002, 04:01 PM

Lúthien's real name was Tina, but she changed it because "Tina Tinúviel" had a rather comical sound to it.

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How did Bilbo come to meet Smaug?

Salix · 06-17-2002, 04:05 PM

Because he had heard that the Lonely Mountain was a great place to go snowboarding, but then he met Smaug there, but then he realized that he had left his snowboard at Bag End.

Why di Tom Bombadil never leave the Old Forest?

Ithaeliel · 06-17-2002, 05:03 PM

He was scared of the lions and tigers and bears. Oh my!

I'm running out of questions too...
How came it that Esgaroth was destroyed?

Anarya SilverBranch · 06-17-2002, 06:03 PM

Poor poor Esgaroth was teased so much about his name that he went insane and has been in Happy Hills Asylum ever since. So, in essence, Esgaroth name was what destroyed him.

What was the mouth of sauron's real name?

Ithaeliel · 06-17-2002, 06:12 PM

Hagdalenamagdalenahoopensteinerwallendeinerhoganbo ganlogan was his name!!!

(And Esgaroth was a town)

How come the Moriquendi didn't answer the summons of the Valar??

Thinhyandoiel · 06-17-2002, 06:16 PM

Their invitation got lost in the mail. You just can't trust holy messengers like you used to.
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Question: Who was Gimli's brother's wife's uncle's daughter's cousin's son?

ElanorGamgee · 06-17-2002, 06:26 PM

Legolas! That why they got along so well for a Dwarf and Elf; they were kin.

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Why did Saeros throw a golden comb at Túrin?

Thinhyandoiel · 06-17-2002, 06:31 PM

Because Turin hadn't combed his hair in over a century, and was getting quite a tangle on one side. It was just horrid to look at! And most embarassing!
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What is athelas and why did Aragorn keep a pouch of it with him throughout the Quest of the Ring?

Lush · 06-17-2002, 08:00 PM

Athelas is a drug, whose effects are similar to that of Valium. Aragorn kept it with him, because....It's a little-known fact that Arwen and Aragorn actually spent their honeymoon in rehab.
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What was Shelob's favorite food?

Lothiriel Silmarien · 06-18-2002, 10:48 AM

Shelob's all time favorite food is baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back rrrribs.

Who's Feanor's wife??

Thinhyandoiel · 06-18-2002, 07:32 PM

Why, Galadriel of course! It's a well-known fact she cut off a whole lock of her hair, just for him! lol. (that whole thing with Celeborn, just between you and me, is a big charade)
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What and where was Numenor, and why are there so many songs and stories about it?

Ithaeliel · 06-18-2002, 07:33 PM

Jennifer Lopez.
Never mind! Wrong question.

Why did Sauron become evil?

[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]

Cimmerian · 06-19-2002, 03:05 AM

All the good parts were taken.

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How do Ents prosper?

Lush · 06-19-2002, 01:24 PM

It's a commonly known fact that the Ents prosper through bootlegging.
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Where does Goldberry like to stick her feet?

06-19-2002, 05:16 PM

In big wooden clogs.

Q: Did Frodo have any pets in the movie?

Ithaeliel · 06-19-2002, 05:53 PM

Yes! His pet monkey that took notes for him in class. Also he had Gustav, Ollie, Molly, and Dusty, his dogs, and Rascal, Pickle, and Dolly, his cats.

Gimli Son Of Gloin · 06-19-2002, 06:40 PM

Forgot Blanky.

[ June 19, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

Ithaeliel · 06-19-2002, 09:07 PM

Oh thanks Gimli. I also forgot a question! *Knocks head agains brick wall* How come I always do that????!!!

Who was Galadriel's OTHER daughter??

Nevfeniel · 06-19-2002, 09:23 PM

Me, of course. You didn't know that?
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In what way did Otho Sackville-Baggins contribute to the ring being destroyed?

Ithaeliel · 06-19-2002, 09:28 PM

When he kicked Frodo out of the house, Frodo went to Rivendell and Elrond chose him as the ringbearer (I know it's lame, but it is late at nite)

Who is Saruman's mother?

Thinhyandoiel · 06-19-2002, 10:45 PM

Obelia Sackville-Baggins. Amazing, isn't it?
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(Let's try this one again)
What and where is Numenor and why are there so many tales and songs about it?

Lómelindi · 06-19-2002, 11:10 PM

Numenor is a large popular tourist attraction in southern Middle-earth, built by Waldrick Disnyville, who pioneered children's entertainment in Middle-earth with his stories, song-books, and plays.
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What do you have to do to get into Moria?

Catherine · 06-20-2002, 07:15 AM

Quote:

What do you have to do to get into Moria?

You stand in front of the door and put the key in the keyhole, unlock it and turn the knob.

~Who was in the Fellowship and why?

Liriodendron · 06-20-2002, 07:33 AM

The Gaffer, cause he was old and wise
Lurtz, cause he followed orders well
Radagast, cause the animals input was important
Lotho and Lobelia, cause they wouldn't want to use the ring for personal power
Haldir, cause the Lothlorien Elves really liked to travel
Gimili's sister, cause they needed more females
Arwen, cause she was a fierce warrior and they needed more females
Eowyn, cause they needed more females

What did the hobbits drink in Fangorn Forrest? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

06-20-2002, 08:20 AM

Fresh milk from the dairy, that the Entwives supplied. They also ate some haggus.

How did Aragorn get the strider title?

ElanorGamgee · 06-20-2002, 08:27 AM

It is an acronym based on Elrond's initial reaction to Arwen's wanting to marry Aragorn.

S-She [is]
T-Truly
R-Wrong (he couldn't spell well)
I-If [she thinks she'll marry that]
D-Dang
E-Egotistic
R-Ranger

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What was Strider doing at the Prancing Pony?

Susan Delgado · 06-20-2002, 11:36 AM

He was unhappy when he found out about Elrond's little acrostic, so he went there to get plastered.
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How does Bill the Pony feel about the impending marriage of Arwen and Aragorn?

Liriodendron · 06-20-2002, 11:39 AM

Soaking in a hot tub.

What did Gandalf say to the moth? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Liriodendron · 06-20-2002, 11:42 AM

sorry, double post

Bill the pony is jealous of Arwen, he wants to have strider all to himself! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Thinhyandoiel · 06-20-2002, 02:19 PM

I said Obelia up there, didn't I? *smacks self in head* It's Lobelia, sorry!

What did Gandalf say to the moth?
I'd like to make a complaint to the manager of this horrible hotel. Get the busboy Gwahir(sp?) and tell him I'm leaving.

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Question: Why did the Nazgul have to make those awful screeching noises?

Lothiriel Silmarien · 06-20-2002, 03:25 PM

They were practicing for Sauron's Christmas time Choir. Or it could have just been mating season.

Where did the Fellowship go?

Catherine · 06-20-2002, 03:32 PM

They Went to the Mall to go shopping, get their nails done, and to get their hair done.

Question:
Why did they want the ring destroyed? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

06-20-2002, 03:46 PM

Because Frodo was getting really vain about it. I mean a ring that doesn't melt or even get warm when thrown into a fire and that has a secret inscription in it...who wouldn't?

What did Frodo see in Galadriel's mirror? (i'm not sure if that's what it's called,but you know what i mean, right?)

Luthien_ Tinuviel · 06-20-2002, 04:24 PM

Frodo saw himself and observed that he needed a bath and a haircut!
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What caused the death of Frodo's parents?

Anna Licumo · 06-20-2002, 04:27 PM

They got chopped up in the meat grinding machine at the Double Meat Palace. (Buffy reference.)
Question: Why did Legolas have to keep watch all the time?

Lush · 06-20-2002, 04:43 PM

Because Legolas was the littlest, the weakest, and the rest of the Fellowship made him do all the crappy jobs, he was the look-out, and the resident Hobbit foot-fur washer as well.
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Why was Denethor upset with Faramir?

Lothiriel Silmarien · 06-20-2002, 05:30 PM

He was upset with Faramir because Faramir got him a Coke, not a diet Coke.

Why was Aragorn such a good tracker (well, why was he so good to bring along on a quest)

Lush · 06-20-2002, 05:39 PM

That's because Aragorn was really a dog!!!
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What did Sauron say to Lúthien?

Lothiriel Silmarien · 06-20-2002, 05:45 PM

Sauron actually had a deep converation with Luthien about the ozone layer and how black is so not his color. Then he casually slipped in the, "Oh, can I have your number" bit.

What did Morgoth do when he captured Hurin?

06-17-2002, 03:55 PM	#641
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Prince Imrahil, he was Legolas's long lost half-chicken brother! (I read the post about the Riders of Rohan riding chickens, can you tell?) He was half-chicken anyway! What is Luthien's REAL name??? __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

06-17-2002, 04:01 PM	#642
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	Lúthien's real name was Tina, but she changed it because "Tina Tinúviel" had a rather comical sound to it. ----- How did Bilbo come to meet Smaug? __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

06-17-2002, 04:05 PM	#643
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 284	Because he had heard that the Lonely Mountain was a great place to go snowboarding, but then he met Smaug there, but then he realized that he had left his snowboard at Bag End. Why di Tom Bombadil never leave the Old Forest? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

06-17-2002, 05:03 PM	#644
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	He was scared of the lions and tigers and bears. Oh my! I'm running out of questions too... How came it that Esgaroth was destroyed? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

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Anarya SilverBranch Wight Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In maiden meditation, fancy free. Posts: 245	Poor poor Esgaroth was teased so much about his name that he went insane and has been in Happy Hills Asylum ever since. So, in essence, Esgaroth name was what destroyed him. What was the mouth of sauron's real name? __________________ Snow white! Snow White! O' Lady Clear! O' Queen Beyond the Western Seas! O' light to us that wander here amid the world of woven trees!

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Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Hagdalenamagdalenahoopensteinerwallendeinerhoganbo ganlogan was his name!!! (And Esgaroth was a town) How come the Moriquendi didn't answer the summons of the Valar?? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-17-2002, 06:16 PM	#647
Thinhyandoiel Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 187	Their invitation got lost in the mail. You just can't trust holy messengers like you used to. ----- Question: Who was Gimli's brother's wife's uncle's daughter's cousin's son? __________________ In gwidh ristennen, i fae narchannen I lach Anor ed ardhon gwannen Caled veleg, ethuiannen

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ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	Legolas! That why they got along so well for a Dwarf and Elf; they were kin. ----- Why did Saeros throw a golden comb at Túrin? __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

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Thinhyandoiel Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 187	Because Turin hadn't combed his hair in over a century, and was getting quite a tangle on one side. It was just horrid to look at! And most embarassing! ------- What is athelas and why did Aragorn keep a pouch of it with him throughout the Quest of the Ring? __________________ In gwidh ristennen, i fae narchannen I lach Anor ed ardhon gwannen Caled veleg, ethuiannen

06-17-2002, 08:00 PM	#650
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	Athelas is a drug, whose effects are similar to that of Valium. Aragorn kept it with him, because....It's a little-known fact that Arwen and Aragorn actually spent their honeymoon in rehab. ****************************************** What was Shelob's favorite food? __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

06-18-2002, 10:48 AM	#651
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Shelob's all time favorite food is baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back rrrribs. Who's Feanor's wife?? __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

06-18-2002, 07:32 PM	#652
Thinhyandoiel Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 187	Why, Galadriel of course! It's a well-known fact she cut off a whole lock of her hair, just for him! lol. (that whole thing with Celeborn, just between you and me, is a big charade) ----- What and where was Numenor, and why are there so many songs and stories about it? __________________ In gwidh ristennen, i fae narchannen I lach Anor ed ardhon gwannen Caled veleg, ethuiannen

06-18-2002, 07:33 PM	#653
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Jennifer Lopez. Never mind! Wrong question. Why did Sauron become evil? [ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ] __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-19-2002, 03:05 AM	#654
Cimmerian Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aquilonia Posts: 382	All the good parts were taken. ----------- How do Ents prosper? __________________ IN STEEL I TRUST, BY CROM!

06-19-2002, 01:24 PM	#655
Lush Fair and Cold Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the big onion Posts: 1,770	It's a commonly known fact that the Ents prosper through bootlegging. **************************************** Where does Goldberry like to stick her feet? __________________ ~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~

06-19-2002, 05:16 PM	#656
Alakwilaiel Guest Posts: n/a	In big wooden clogs. Q: Did Frodo have any pets in the movie?

06-19-2002, 05:53 PM	#657
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Yes! His pet monkey that took notes for him in class. Also he had Gustav, Ollie, Molly, and Dusty, his dogs, and Rascal, Pickle, and Dolly, his cats. __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-19-2002, 06:40 PM	#658
Gimli Son Of Gloin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Halls of Montezuma, and the Shores of Tripoli Posts: 495	Forgot Blanky. [ June 19, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ] __________________ The Few, the Proud, the Marines.

06-19-2002, 09:07 PM	#659
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Oh thanks Gimli. I also forgot a question! Knocks head agains brick wall How come I always do that????!!! Who was Galadriel's OTHER daughter?? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-19-2002, 09:23 PM	#660
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Me, of course. You didn't know that? ~~~~~~~~~ In what way did Otho Sackville-Baggins contribute to the ring being destroyed? __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

06-19-2002, 09:28 PM	#661
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	When he kicked Frodo out of the house, Frodo went to Rivendell and Elrond chose him as the ringbearer (I know it's lame, but it is late at nite) Who is Saruman's mother? __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth

06-19-2002, 10:45 PM	#662
Thinhyandoiel Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 187	Obelia Sackville-Baggins. Amazing, isn't it? ----- (Let's try this one again) What and where is Numenor and why are there so many tales and songs about it? __________________ In gwidh ristennen, i fae narchannen I lach Anor ed ardhon gwannen Caled veleg, ethuiannen

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Lómelindi Wight Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: a swirling miasma of scintillating thoughts and turgid ideas Posts: 155	Numenor is a large popular tourist attraction in southern Middle-earth, built by Waldrick Disnyville, who pioneered children's entertainment in Middle-earth with his stories, song-books, and plays. ------------------------------------ What do you have to do to get into Moria? __________________ "The fires of Isengard will spread, and the woods of Tookborough and Buckland will burn, and...and all that was once green and good in this world will be gone! There won't be a Shire, Pippin." ~ Merry, TTT

06-20-2002, 07:33 AM	#665
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	The Gaffer, cause he was old and wise Lurtz, cause he followed orders well Radagast, cause the animals input was important Lotho and Lobelia, cause they wouldn't want to use the ring for personal power Haldir, cause the Lothlorien Elves really liked to travel Gimili's sister, cause they needed more females Arwen, cause she was a fierce warrior and they needed more females Eowyn, cause they needed more females What did the hobbits drink in Fangorn Forrest? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

06-20-2002, 08:20 AM	#666
Brin Londo Guest Posts: n/a	Fresh milk from the dairy, that the Entwives supplied. They also ate some haggus. How did Aragorn get the strider title?

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ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	It is an acronym based on Elrond's initial reaction to Arwen's wanting to marry Aragorn. S-She [is] T-Truly R-Wrong (he couldn't spell well) I-If [she thinks she'll marry that] D-Dang E-Egotistic R-Ranger ----- What was Strider doing at the Prancing Pony? __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

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Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	He was unhappy when he found out about Elrond's little acrostic, so he went there to get plastered. ------------------------------------------- How does Bill the Pony feel about the impending marriage of Arwen and Aragorn? __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

06-20-2002, 11:39 AM	#669
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	Soaking in a hot tub. What did Gandalf say to the moth? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

06-20-2002, 11:42 AM	#670
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	sorry, double post Bill the pony is jealous of Arwen, he wants to have strider all to himself! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

06-20-2002, 02:19 PM	#671
Thinhyandoiel Wight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 187	I said Obelia up there, didn't I? smacks self in head It's Lobelia, sorry! What did Gandalf say to the moth? I'd like to make a complaint to the manager of this horrible hotel. Get the busboy Gwahir(sp?) and tell him I'm leaving. --------- Question: Why did the Nazgul have to make those awful screeching noises? __________________ In gwidh ristennen, i fae narchannen I lach Anor ed ardhon gwannen Caled veleg, ethuiannen

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Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	They were practicing for Sauron's Christmas time Choir. Or it could have just been mating season. Where did the Fellowship go? __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

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Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	They Went to the Mall to go shopping, get their nails done, and to get their hair done. Question: Why did they want the ring destroyed? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

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Alakwilaiel Guest Posts: n/a	Because Frodo was getting really vain about it. I mean a ring that doesn't melt or even get warm when thrown into a fire and that has a secret inscription in it...who wouldn't? What did Frodo see in Galadriel's mirror? (i'm not sure if that's what it's called,but you know what i mean, right?)

06-20-2002, 04:24 PM	#675
Luthien_ Tinuviel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel. Posts: 804	Frodo saw himself and observed that he needed a bath and a haircut! ------------------------------------------ What caused the death of Frodo's parents? __________________ I am a nineteen-year-old nomad photographer who owns a lemonade stand. You know what? I love Mip.

06-20-2002, 04:27 PM	#676
Anna Licumo Haunting Spirit Join Date: May 2002 Location: Eryn Lasgalen... okay, KS actually. ::sigh:: Posts: 78	They got chopped up in the meat grinding machine at the Double Meat Palace. (Buffy reference.) Question: Why did Legolas have to keep watch all the time? __________________ Rock-a-bye Nazgul, on Weathertop, when the Ring calls, the horses will run. And when Sauron calls, the Nazgul will go, and down will come evil, Ringwraiths and all!