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The Elf-warrior · 12-04-2004, 06:56 PM

Sam thought it was strange that the only Hobbits in the common room were Merry and Pippin, Frodo and himself.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 12-04-2004, 07:31 PM

Grima:

Sauron save our Saruman,
Long live our creepy Saruman,
Sauron save Saruman;
Send him victorious,
Shaggy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
Sauron save Saruman.

Oh Sauron arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix
Oh save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On him be pleased to pour;
Long may he reign;
May he defend our food
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
Sauron save Saruman.

Our loved Orthanc bless
With rule and conquest
From shore to shore;
And let our Empire be
United, loyal, free,
True to himself and Thee
For ever more.

(With apologies to the Queen)

(And SaucepanMan)

(And davem)

(And Lalwende, and Mithalwen, and Amanaduial the Archer, and. . .well. . .all Brits everywhere)

(Oh, and the Sex Pistols

)

Elennar Starfire · 12-04-2004, 08:00 PM

Quote:

For here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world...
And I'll give you a flurry if you can tell me where I got that from.

Why, it's from Space Oddity, of course.
Planet earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do...

Grima pic:

Not the pointy stick of DOOOM!!! Mommy!

Oddwen · 12-04-2004, 08:09 PM

Actually Elennar, I was thinking more of "Mr. Deeds". I didn't even know the song was David Bowie until I looked at the lyrics.

But you can have a flurry anyway, even though they just aren't the same when they're homemade.

Long before Gríma became an evil henchman, he was a square-dance caller.

The Elf-warrior · 12-04-2004, 10:31 PM

Grima warns Théoden against evil counselors.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 12-05-2004, 04:19 AM

Grima wished he hadn't forgotten to disarm the mousetraps...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-05-2004, 12:12 PM

*Grima has fun in the House of Mirrors.*

THE Ka · 12-05-2004, 02:25 PM

Grima prepares to hack up a hair ball... But, finds that his hair is too stringy.

~Glamtastic Ka~

luthien-elvenprincess · 12-05-2004, 02:47 PM

Grima sings: "The hills are aliiiiiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuusic"

Meela · 12-05-2004, 04:25 PM

Life Story- Episode 4: Grima looks into a mirror for the first time.

Fingolfin II · 12-05-2004, 06:19 PM

Wormtongue realises that the one he snuck up on was Legolas, and not Eowyn.

THE Ka · 12-05-2004, 10:48 PM

another pic...

Wow...i never knew boromir was into culinary arts...

(the boxs reads: Panettone Boromir)
whoa! Look! he makes a whole line of different breads!

Lachwen · 12-05-2004, 11:04 PM

Grima pic:
Grima, too tired to follow Saruman another step, suddenly finds that the spot he chose to collapse on is covered in Devil's Club.

Cake pic:
Boromir: Hmmm...and maybe I'll just add a few "special" spices to Dad's birthday cake...made from my signature recipe, of course!
And now we know why Boromir was Denethor's favorite.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-06-2004, 03:01 AM

Gríma pic:
Wormtongue saw Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

Witch_Queen · 12-06-2004, 10:01 AM

Cake pic:
After Boromir wrestling with Merry and Pippin he pulled out of his pocket a smashed box. The two hobbits quickly grabbed the box and went to corner to eat the contents.

Merry: Boromir did you cook this?

Boromir: Yeah I did.

Pippen: Its good. Just wheres the mushrooms?

Ainaserkewen · 12-06-2004, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Sauron save our Saruman,

Ahahahahah!

In all my years of playing that song for Military Band, now I have something to sing under my breath and then fall to the ground in chuckling.

Quote:

(And Lalwende, and Mithalwen, and Amanaduial the Archer, and. . .well. . .all Brits everywhere)

Better include all the Commonwealth too, like Canada. It's so funny, I'm sure we'll all forgive you.

Mithalwen · 12-06-2004, 12:01 PM

Sam pic: "double whammy" thought Sam, not only were Orcs nearby but he had impaled himself on Sting......

Morsul the Dark · 12-06-2004, 04:00 PM

cake picture:Boromir looks at cake... I said I dont want a cake for my birthday!
Frodo: but its good
Boromir:All i want is the bloody ring! (tackles Frodo)

*oh yes two times in 3 days ive been on be scared!

Encaitare · 12-06-2004, 10:00 PM

Grima pic:

Grima never liked going to the dentist. Whenever the dentist would ask him to open his mouth and say "aaaaahhhh," he'd get all self conscious about his stinky breath. When the dentist asked him how hard it was to brush one's teeth a couple of times today, Grima would then be forced to explain how such petty matters as hygiene encroached upon his creepy-stalker-evil-councilor time.

Boromir muffin:

At the Council of Elrond, Boromir felt he needed the Ring for a different reason...

Boromir: "Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy! Let us make baked goods against him! Take a gander at Exhibit A here.... just look at how spangly these muffins are!
Elrond: "They're not as spangly as me, shield-boy."
Boromir: "Wha-wha-whaaa? I am the Disco King! All things spangly bow before me!"
Elrond: Sighs in a terribly world-weary fashion....

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-06-2004, 10:06 PM

Gríma eagerly anticipates his Scooby Snax reward from Saruman.

A pat in the back to whoever gets that. C'mon, it's bloody easy!

Hama Of The Riddermark · 12-07-2004, 05:22 AM

Cake Pic: Boromir's cooking talents came in handy during the quest...

Grima pic (again): Grima wished he hadn't just called Saruman a 'stupid old fart' under his breath...

Edit: I got an avatar at last! Yay!

Sapphire_Flame · 12-07-2004, 05:33 PM

Grima: *upon seeing Gandalf brought back to life* AUGH! IT'S THE DEAD GUY!

(Gold stars and huggbees to whoever gets that!

)

And, Nilp, if I may hazard a guess: Scooby Doo? ^_~

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Oddwen · 12-07-2004, 09:06 PM

Is that "Forever Young", Saphy? In that case...

Grima: "Na na na, na na na, na na na nanananana, AUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!"

Boromir: How can you not like muffins, when they're delicate and sweet? How can you not like muffins, when they are so good to eat?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-07-2004, 09:24 PM

Gríma: I feel pretty, oh so pretty . . .

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-09-2004, 12:11 AM

Éowyn peeks at Gimli undressing to see if he's really a he . . .

Hama Of The Riddermark · 12-09-2004, 04:03 AM

Eowyn was having second thoughts about Aragorn...

Fingolfin II · 12-09-2004, 04:57 AM

Eowyn takes a furtive look at the way in which Legolas styles his hair.

luthien-elvenprincess · 12-09-2004, 07:00 AM

"Give me your honest opinion, Merry...does this dress make my butt look big?"

Gil-Galad · 12-09-2004, 08:19 AM

*Eowyn making sure another Witch-King isn't behind her*

Fordim Hedgethistle · 12-09-2004, 10:16 AM

Eoywn: Grima, I swear, if I catch you following me any more, I'll hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family.

Rimbaud · 12-09-2004, 10:17 AM

Despite her hitherto unrecorded rear-facing head deformity, Eowyn went on to be counted among the great beauties of the town.

The Elf-warrior · 12-09-2004, 11:51 AM

The Boromir pic: In the year 125 of the Fourth Age the commercialization of Boromir's name assumed shocking proportions with the Panettone Boromir.

The Éowyn pic: "It's the Sackville-Baggins. They're after Meduseld!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-09-2004, 12:01 PM

*Merry realised that he wasn't going to get away with that kind of behaviour.*

Lalwendë · 12-09-2004, 01:23 PM

Eowyn joins the Church of the Kidnapped Jesus.

Mithalwen · 12-09-2004, 02:39 PM

Merry would soon regret swiping the last chocolate biscuit from under Eowyn's nose

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-09-2004, 09:59 PM

Éowyn: That can't be!

Gríma: No, Éowyn. It's true. I am . . . your father . . .

The Only Real Estel · 12-10-2004, 10:00 AM

Seeing Gandalf throw back his robe in front of Theoden, & fearing the worst, Eowyn turned away, preparing to chuck all the way across the room.

Maeggaladiel · 12-10-2004, 11:01 AM

The Boromir Pic: Yes, Panettone Boromir the only cake made with real Gondorian Steward!

(See the chunks inside? Yes, that's all that was left of him after going down the waterfall... Yeew.)

Eowyn Pic:
Eowyn: I have a TAIL!?

(sorry.)

Oddwen · 12-10-2004, 12:44 PM

Good one, Maeg! A tail...lol.

Having had bad reviews for her stew, Eowyn tries baking bread. The yeast gets out of hand. This priceless snapshot was taken by brother Eomer as she tries to block the rampant dough from exiting out the door.

Lalwendë · 12-10-2004, 12:59 PM

Eowyn's best pub trick was replicating the spinning head-Linda Blair-thingy from The Exorcist.

12-04-2004, 06:56 PM	#3361
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The Samwise Picture Sam thought it was strange that the only Hobbits in the common room were Merry and Pippin, Frodo and himself. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 12-04-2004 at 10:25 PM. Reason: To add a title.

12-04-2004, 07:31 PM	#3362
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,851	Grima: Sauron save our Saruman, Long live our creepy Saruman, Sauron save Saruman; Send him victorious, Shaggy and glorious, Long to reign over us, Sauron save Saruman. Oh Sauron arise, Scatter our enemies, And make them fall Confound their politics Frustrate their knavish tricks, On Thee our hopes we fix Oh save us all. Thy choicest gifts in store On him be pleased to pour; Long may he reign; May he defend our food And ever give us cause To sing with heart and voice Sauron save Saruman. Our loved Orthanc bless With rule and conquest From shore to shore; And let our Empire be United, loyal, free, True to himself and Thee For ever more. (With apologies to the Queen) (And SaucepanMan) (And davem) (And Lalwende, and Mithalwen, and Amanaduial the Archer, and. . .well. . .all Brits everywhere) (Oh, and the Sex Pistols ) __________________ Scribbling scrabbling. Last edited by Fordim Hedgethistle; 12-04-2004 at 07:34 PM.

12-04-2004, 08:09 PM	#3364
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	Actually Elennar, I was thinking more of "Mr. Deeds". I didn't even know the song was David Bowie until I looked at the lyrics. But you can have a flurry anyway, even though they just aren't the same when they're homemade. Long before Gríma became an evil henchman, he was a square-dance caller. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-04-2004, 10:31 PM	#3365
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The Grima Picture Grima warns Théoden against evil counselors. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-05-2004, 12:12 PM	#3367
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	Grima has fun in the House of Mirrors. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-05-2004, 04:19 AM	#3366
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Grima wished he hadn't forgotten to disarm the mousetraps...

12-05-2004, 02:25 PM	#3368
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	grooming anyone? Grima prepares to hack up a hair ball... But, finds that his hair is too stringy. ~Glamtastic Ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

12-05-2004, 02:47 PM	#3369
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,032	Grima sings: "The hills are aliiiiiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuusic" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

12-05-2004, 04:25 PM	#3370
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Life Story- Episode 4: Grima looks into a mirror for the first time. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-05-2004, 06:19 PM	#3371
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,039	Wormtongue realises that the one he snuck up on was Legolas, and not Eowyn. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

12-05-2004, 10:48 PM	#3372
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	Cooking with Boromir... another pic... Wow...i never knew boromir was into culinary arts... (the boxs reads: Panettone Boromir) whoa! Look! he makes a whole line of different breads! __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 12-05-2004 at 10:52 PM.

12-05-2004, 11:04 PM	#3373
Lachwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Greenwood the Great. Posts: 115	Grima pic: Grima, too tired to follow Saruman another step, suddenly finds that the spot he chose to collapse on is covered in Devil's Club. Cake pic: Boromir: Hmmm...and maybe I'll just add a few "special" spices to Dad's birthday cake...made from my signature recipe, of course! And now we know why Boromir was Denethor's favorite. __________________ "'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'"

12-06-2004, 03:01 AM	#3374
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Gríma pic: Wormtongue saw Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-06-2004, 10:01 AM	#3375
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Cake pic: After Boromir wrestling with Merry and Pippin he pulled out of his pocket a smashed box. The two hobbits quickly grabbed the box and went to corner to eat the contents. Merry: Boromir did you cook this? Boromir: Yeah I did. Pippen: Its good. Just wheres the mushrooms? __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

12-06-2004, 12:01 PM	#3377
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,530	Sam pic: "double whammy" thought Sam, not only were Orcs nearby but he had impaled himself on Sting...... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

12-06-2004, 04:00 PM	#3378
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,492	cake cake picture:Boromir looks at cake... I said I dont want a cake for my birthday! Frodo: but its good Boromir:All i want is the bloody ring! (tackles Frodo) *oh yes two times in 3 days ive been on be scared! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

12-06-2004, 10:00 PM	#3379
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,903	Grima pic: Grima never liked going to the dentist. Whenever the dentist would ask him to open his mouth and say "aaaaahhhh," he'd get all self conscious about his stinky breath. When the dentist asked him how hard it was to brush one's teeth a couple of times today, Grima would then be forced to explain how such petty matters as hygiene encroached upon his creepy-stalker-evil-councilor time. Boromir muffin: At the Council of Elrond, Boromir felt he needed the Ring for a different reason... Boromir: "Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy! Let us make baked goods against him! Take a gander at Exhibit A here.... just look at how spangly these muffins are! Elrond: "They're not as spangly as me, shield-boy." Boromir: "Wha-wha-whaaa? I am the Disco King! All things spangly bow before me!" Elrond: Sighs in a terribly world-weary fashion....

12-06-2004, 10:06 PM	#3380
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Grima pic Gríma eagerly anticipates his Scooby Snax reward from Saruman. A pat in the back to whoever gets that. C'mon, it's bloody easy! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-07-2004, 05:22 AM	#3381
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Cake Pic: Boromir's cooking talents came in handy during the quest... Grima pic (again): Grima wished he hadn't just called Saruman a 'stupid old fart' under his breath... Edit: I got an avatar at last! Yay!

12-07-2004, 05:33 PM	#3382
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,246	Grima Pic Grima: upon seeing Gandalf brought back to life AUGH! IT'S THE DEAD GUY! (Gold stars and huggbees to whoever gets that! ) And, Nilp, if I may hazard a guess: Scooby Doo? ^_~ Abedithon le, ~ Saphy ~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

12-07-2004, 09:06 PM	#3383
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,166	Is that "Forever Young", Saphy? In that case... Grima: "Na na na, na na na, na na na nanananana, AUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!" Boromir: How can you not like muffins, when they're delicate and sweet? How can you not like muffins, when they are so good to eat? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-07-2004, 09:24 PM	#3384
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Not this again . . . Gríma: I feel pretty, oh so pretty . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-09-2004, 12:11 AM	#3385
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Methinks a new pic is needed. Éowyn peeks at Gimli undressing to see if he's really a he . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-09-2004, 04:03 AM	#3386
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Eowyn was having second thoughts about Aragorn...

12-09-2004, 04:57 AM	#3387
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,039	Eowyn takes a furtive look at the way in which Legolas styles his hair. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

12-09-2004, 07:00 AM	#3388
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,032	"Give me your honest opinion, Merry...does this dress make my butt look big?" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

12-09-2004, 08:19 AM	#3389
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Eowyn making sure another Witch-King isn't behind her __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-09-2004, 10:16 AM	#3390
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,851	Eoywn: Grima, I swear, if I catch you following me any more, I'll hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family.

12-09-2004, 10:17 AM	#3391
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,070	Despite her hitherto unrecorded rear-facing head deformity, Eowyn went on to be counted among the great beauties of the town. __________________ And all the rest is literature

12-09-2004, 11:51 AM	#3392
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The Boromir pic: In the year 125 of the Fourth Age the commercialization of Boromir's name assumed shocking proportions with the Panettone Boromir. The Éowyn pic: "It's the Sackville-Baggins. They're after Meduseld!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-09-2004, 12:01 PM	#3393
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	Merry realised that he wasn't going to get away with that* kind of behaviour.* __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-09-2004, 01:23 PM	#3394
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	One for Kurt Vonnegut fans Eowyn joins the Church of the Kidnapped Jesus. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-09-2004, 02:39 PM	#3395
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,530	Danger - Alpha female (with PMS?) :P Merry would soon regret swiping the last chocolate biscuit from under Eowyn's nose __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

12-09-2004, 09:59 PM	#3396
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Éowyn learns the hard truth. Éowyn: That can't be! Gríma: No, Éowyn. It's true. I am . . . your father . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-10-2004, 10:00 AM	#3397
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Seeing Gandalf throw back his robe in front of Theoden, & fearing the worst, Eowyn turned away, preparing to chuck all the way across the room.