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09-21-2005, 12:22 AM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Because Captain Obvious hasn't suffered my full wrath yet!
Elrond: *licks lips* Well? What are you waiting for? You gonna destory that ring, or what?
Frodo: Where is Bilbo? Elrond: Bilbo?!?  um...he...went....out...Aragorn: Where? Elrond: Um....I forgot Gandalf: What are you hiding? Speak! Elrond: Nuthin *wipes mouth*.... Sam: There's a piece of ole Bilbo's tunic in your mouth Elrond: That's lembas. They look alike Boromir: And there's a pipe of his lodged in your teeth Elrond: Um....hmm.... *moment of silence* Legolas: He ate Bilbo! Fellowship: *sigh*
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-21-2005, 01:26 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Elrond: Food is growing short, so we're going to have to eat Bill the Pony.
Sam:
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09-21-2005, 05:07 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,507
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Elrond's words of encouragement...
Elrond: To Frodo, I say to you, don't die. To Legolas, don't pee in the bushes, please go use the porta john. To Merry and Pippin, drugs are bad, mmmkay. Boromir, disco is dead. Gandalf, you should already know what everyone wants you to do. Aragorn, Arwen's run off with Haldir, sorry she needed someone who could see her on a consistant basis. Gimli, umm...well....yeah, go get 'em tiger. And finally Sam, there will be a point in time when you will either have to choose between Bill the Pony or Frodo.
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09-21-2005, 05:38 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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The Fellowship watch warily as Elrond grows before their eyes.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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09-21-2005, 05:41 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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The show must go on... and must bring profit!
Elrond: You know who you are! You are no fiddlers, you are Die Bremer Musikanten! Go now and bring me capfuls of coins, or that acrobat donkey goes after dog, cat and the cockerel into the stew, promise or no promise! And make sure it is silver, I don't need coppers, understand?
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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09-21-2005, 07:38 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Elrond speaks (or sings).
(restaurant scene)
Elrond (to the tune of 'Toxicity): What?! You have no Chopsuey?! What about my order, my order?! (or) Elrond: Aren't you a bit too old to be trick-or-treating? (or) Elrond: You used MapQuest, didn't you? The inn is that way. (or) Elrond: No, I don't want to buy photos of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked. Gandalf: Well, I never!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-21-2005, 07:46 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Following off of however said it first.
Sam: Bill took the cookie from the cookie jar!!!! Bill: That's right!! I'm the theif!! HAHAHAHA!!! Everyone:
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-21-2005, 08:11 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Frodo: *raises hand* Um, Elrond? Question: Why do we have a life-size poseable Legolas figure instead of the real deal?
Elrond: Because this is a hopeless quest and all the Elves are leaving these shores and don't want to bother with your pathetic mortal problems anymore. Tata!
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09-21-2005, 08:28 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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In the game of Werewolves . . .
Elrond: Sorry I was away! RL issues, see?
Frodo: Too late, we've already decided to lynch you.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-21-2005, 08:43 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Merry: So that’s where all our Ent draughts went!
OR Pippin is the only one who sees the TARDIS materialising behind Elrond.
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09-21-2005, 09:03 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Ripped off . . . sort off . . .
Gimli: Longwinded is he who says farewell in a day and a night.
Elrond: But headless is the Dwarf who dares to insult the owner of this house. Gimli: OK, shutting up.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-21-2005, 10:19 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
Posts: 7,499
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Elrond practices a new song with Middle-earth's hottest boygroup:
"OK now, it goes: 'It's fun to stay at the... Laaaast Hooomely House!' "
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
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09-21-2005, 10:28 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Not for nothing was Gandalf known as the Grey
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace |
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09-21-2005, 01:10 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Fellowship: "Give up Elrond. All your base are belonging to us."
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09-21-2005, 02:41 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Elrond introduces the NEW picture.
 I suppose the Hobbits did over react a little to Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! OR When invisible giant snakes attack!
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09-21-2005, 02:48 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Samwise: "Don't worry! You can outrun the Black Rider! This is only a movie!"
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09-21-2005, 02:53 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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The Hobbits are booing the New York Yankees. Yes, that's right, the Hobbits are BoSox fans.
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09-21-2005, 02:56 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Thats one heck of a splinter in Pippin's foot!
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09-21-2005, 02:59 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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At Buckleberry Ferry - the Opera. Merry and Pippin are a bit screetchy, but Sam looks like a real pro!
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09-21-2005, 02:59 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,309
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Sam, Merry, and Pippin are very excited upon arriving in Neverland on their Magic Ferry...
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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09-21-2005, 03:00 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Despite the risk involved in keeping them, both Sam and Pippin were strongly opposed to Frodo leaving the mushrooms, the jettison of which would aid in his escape.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
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09-21-2005, 03:52 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Yo-ho Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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09-21-2005, 03:53 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN
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as the villagers watch in astonishment all three lynchees transform into wearwolves: Villagers win
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09-21-2005, 07:04 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Last throw at the old pic . . .
Elrond: OK, guys, I want you all to tell my mother: 'We're sorry, but Elrond won't be coming home for a few ages.' (whispers to self)May Eru be with you.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-21-2005, 07:13 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Take me to the ballgame . . . or is it?
Sam: Frodo! Did you bring the baseball bat?! No!?
Pippin: How about the ball?! Still no!? Merry: Sheesh! What's the use of going pillaging without a bat or a ball?!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-21-2005, 08:57 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Bah, the Opera joke has been got to already.
 Okay, how about: Sam, Pippin and Merry scream as they are Sent to Mordor. Or... When Dominic Monaghan showed Sean and Billy his splinter, they jumped screaming and fighting not to vomit off the boat. Or... Sam: THERE! I told you to stop that annoying voice and now you will! Pippin: My Teddy! Or... Sam: You call dat'a jump? What, for nottin' I train you and you can't mak-a da simple jump onto da raft? Pippin: What is wrong with you, man? Or... Sam: Look, I'm telling you, it's got wings! Pippin: No! It can't be true! NOOOO!! Or... Trying to catch flies in their open mouths was always a popular pastime with drunken boating hobbits.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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09-21-2005, 09:09 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Do NOT feed the Hobbitses.
Merry has a nice racket going--he had Sam and Pippin catch pennies thrown at them in their mouth.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-21-2005, 09:12 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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Sam and Pippin: "It's this big!"
Merry: (horified) "What!!!' Sam and Pippin: "The fish we just caught." Hope I don't get sued by the T-shirt for that one.
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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09-21-2005, 11:53 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Pippin: Run you stupid horse! I've got £300 on you!
OR Sam decided that its time to perfect his skills as a mime artist. Pippin does not agree.
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09-22-2005, 03:47 AM
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The Perilous Poet
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Heart of the matter
Posts: 1,062
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Curiously, the producer of The Abridged Les Miserables took the title rather too literally.
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09-22-2005, 06:13 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Sam reels in disgust as Elrond steps in a pile of dogpoop while barefoot...
Sam: Oh how could you! Oh...no! Oh, my! Ahh, that's so gross. or... Sam: Oh! No! They just trampled Frodo, ahh, ohhh my!!! Pippin: Na, na, you can't touch me :sticks out tongue:
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09-22-2005, 07:22 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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As Sam and Pippin are distracted by Frodo being eaten by a frog, Merry decides to make a quiet escape.
OR Sam and Pippin scream in horror as the last piece of lembas floats away. OR Merry: "What's a Black Rider doing in Valinor?" Pippin: "Well, it looks like he's waiting for us, actually. Wow, I wasn't expecting a welcome party!" Sam: "It's not a welcome party and that's not Valinor! The map lied to us! I Hate MapQuest!"
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09-22-2005, 09:57 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Sam: "Hurry Mr. Frodo!"
Pippin: "JUMP!!!" Merry: "Eh, I don't really care if he makes it, he willed Bag End to me." |
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09-22-2005, 11:36 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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"Oh Father Abrahm, seven sons he had; seven sons had Father Abraham, and they never laughed and they never cried. All they did was go like THIS"
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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09-22-2005, 12:26 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Samwise and Peregrin go head to head in the final heat of the 47th Annual Bucklebury Air Guitar Championships.
OR Merry is mortified as Samwise and Peregrin shout lewd comments at Rosie Cotton from the scaffolding on the building site. OR Tempers flared at the boating lake when the landing platform broke free from its moorings.
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Gordon's alive!
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09-22-2005, 12:59 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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While floating through outer space on a giant book, Samwise and Pippin are amazed to descry Lalwendë, and they yell frantically at her.
Or (the more simple)... "Outrage as yobs shout abuse at pensioners from stolen boat"
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09-22-2005, 01:23 PM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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The Brandy Hall College History of Art trip to Venice coincided with a severe case of aqua alta...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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09-22-2005, 02:23 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Hobbits audition for Shakespeare
Sam: A Horse! My garden, for a horse!
Pippin: Is this a mushroom I see before me? Merry: You're hopeless.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-22-2005, 03:46 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Frodo: :O Shinobi attack!
or As the ring magically destoryed in Frodo's pocket, he found to his dismay that all this time Merry, Sam, and Pippin and been Nazgul! or Frodo: Seriously guys, I don't think those mime lessons are paying off!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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