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The Only Real Estel · 01-31-2005, 08:04 PM

Saruman couldn't help it. When he heard Hoobastank's The Reason for the 87th time, he just plain snapped.

THE Ka · 01-31-2005, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elronds_daughter

Saruman attacks the SCHP and the P.A.S.F.C.P., only proving their theories correct: pink is the color of evil!

Sauron beats all... I think he should have a pink monocle in my opinion...but, back to the topic...

Saruman: What do you mean it was just alittle spot of jelly! Grima, now your wine habits in bathrobes have gone too far!

~ Night at The Roses Ka~

Lathriel · 01-31-2005, 10:42 PM

Saruman the pink!!

Saruman: I thought it would be a good idea of changing the colour of my robe each day, just to show people that I am no longer Saruman the white but saruman of many colours. It was a good plan.... untill I hit pink.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-31-2005, 10:51 PM

Saruman: It's not pink! It's light hard magenta!

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-01-2005, 07:34 AM

*New in!*

Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll with Pokey-Stick of Doom Action.

A wonderful addition to your collection.

(Colour may vary from figure shown)

Disclaimer: Keep your Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll separate from your other Dolls as it has a tendency to attempt cross-breeding programmes. Barrow Downs Products™ accepts no liability whatsoever for the appearance of Uruk-Hai, Half-Orcs, Orc Men, Goblin Men or any other Man-Goblin-Orc combination of any kind whatsoever occuring in consequence of exposure of your Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll, whether directly or indirectly, to other Dolls in your collection.

You may notice that your Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll shoots the occasional Fireball from its Pokey-Stick of Doom, but this should be disregarded as non-canonical. Barrow Downs Products™ accepts no liability whatsoever for any ensuing arguments ... er ... discussions.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 02-01-2005, 08:09 AM

Saruman the Pink Floyd:

I don’t need no redemption
I don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in Isengard
Gandalf leave them orcs alone
Hey! Gandalf! Leave them orcs alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

I don’t need no redemption
I don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in Isengard
Gandalf leave them orcs alone
Hey! Gandalf! Leave them orcs alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

“Wrong, do it again!”
“If you don't give us the Key to the Tower, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't give us the Key?”
“You! Yes, you behind the wizard, stand still Gríma!”

(With apologies to Roger Waters.)

Lalwendë · 02-01-2005, 08:17 AM

Saruman regretted borrowing the wife's bathrobe when he ended up having to fend off the advances of the over-amorous yet very short-sighted milkman.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 02-01-2005, 09:17 AM

Gandalf had a bit of fun messing with Saruman's mind before he broke his staff.

Atarah · 02-01-2005, 09:41 AM

Frodo decided Gandalf had been smoking too much pipeweed after he swore he saw Saruman wearing pink...

Maeggaladiel · 02-01-2005, 11:27 AM

Saruman vows never to let Grima do his laundry again.

"How many times do I have to tell you to SEPARATE THE WHITES FROM THE COLORS!?"

The Only Real Estel · 02-01-2005, 10:33 PM

Saruman: "How about this pose with a blue background, Grima? Or was the green better? I must admit the biege & the the purple both looked nice...do you think blue makes my forehead look big?"

Sophia the Thunder Mistress · 02-02-2005, 04:38 AM

"Having been caught in his bathrobe and with bedhead, enraged wizard slays four..."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-02-2005, 10:50 AM

6am, and the cat was making a racket outside...

Nimrodel_9 · 02-02-2005, 04:54 PM

Saruman takes up the life of a Tellytubby.

or

New grape flavored Saruman action figures! *Blue-raspberry Pokey-Stick of Doom sold seperately*

Oddwen · 02-02-2005, 05:26 PM

Oh, so Orthanc is made of chocolate. Good!

02-02-2005, 06:26 PM

"You say... My eyes are as blue as forgetmenots?"

Lathriel · 02-02-2005, 06:26 PM

Gandalf looks at Saruman in pink (from previous pic)
Finalle its about time he went insane, now I can finally take over after waiting for hundreds and hundreds of years.

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-02-2005, 06:50 PM

Gandalf: Hey, that's good pipeweed, Merry man.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-02-2005, 07:36 PM

Gandalf: Ah, so Balrogs do have wings. I thought that shadow-thing was purely metaphorical.

Formendacil · 02-02-2005, 08:05 PM

Ian McKellan: "You're J.R.R. Tolkien? Pleased to meet you. I'm Gandalf."

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-03-2005, 12:37 AM

Gandlaf: And my hair can work as a secret hiding place!

Merry (Whispering to pippin): I think he's finally flipped.

Atarah · 02-03-2005, 04:16 AM

Gandalf: "What? They sent me back here? Not again..."

Aragorn: "Nice to see you too..."

Meela · 02-03-2005, 09:25 AM

Having stumbled upon their secret hideout in Fangorn, Gandalf discovers exactly what the Entwives have been up to since their disappearance.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 02-03-2005, 01:38 PM

Even Gandalf smiled when he looked into the palantir and saw Frodo sprain his ankle in a rabbit hole.

Mithalwen · 02-03-2005, 02:26 PM

After a lengthy round of drinking games with Legolas it was discovered that alcohol did eventually take its toll on immortals:

Gandalf "See the little pixies, see their little feet....."

Mithalwen · 02-03-2005, 02:31 PM

Gandalf's joy was complete - not only had Legolas lent him his shampoo but he had a Royal Flush and would clean out the Minas Tirith treasuries ......just as long as he could keep a straight face......

Boromir88 · 02-03-2005, 03:43 PM

Gandalf: (rubs eyes) Wow! Now I can see why Grima had the hots for her.

Nimrodel_9 · 02-03-2005, 04:19 PM

No matter how hard he tried, Gandy could still not see his eyebrows.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 02-03-2005, 05:05 PM

Headmaster Gandalf: Ah, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them. But I think I'll be safe with a nice toffee, don't you?

Alas. Ear wax.

The Only Real Estel · 02-03-2005, 05:33 PM

Despite the doom that hung over everyone in Minas Tirith when Sauron's orcs massed before its walls, Gandalf couldn't help but smile when he saw Sauron's 'commander', Gothmog.

THE Ka · 02-03-2005, 05:45 PM

Gandalf: See? When you are reborn, you get a new staff, robe and even hair!

Aragorn/Legolas/Gimli: * Blink in stupidity... and some shocking curiousity...

~Ka

Gil-Galad · 02-03-2005, 06:04 PM

Gandalf: sorry for leaving you and all that... i didn't mean for boromir to die, or frodo to go alone....or pippin and merry to be captured my murderous uruk-hai...wait no i'm not! ha ha ha!

*Gimli, Aragorn and Legolas stare blindly*

Gandalf: come on its a joke...man i'm better off being santa claus...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-03-2005, 10:00 PM

Gandalf: Oh, look! Aragorn, you look cleaner. Legolas, you look more manly. Gimli, you've grown taller.

Three Hunters: Really?

Gandalf: No.

Esgallhugwen · 02-04-2005, 08:11 AM

With a great look of intent and glee in his eyes, the Three Hunters knew that Gandalf would soon be sending them on another ludicrous if not murderous adventure.

Aragorn: Alright who's dying this time so we can get all the funeral arrangements in place. I just hated having to chuck ol' Boromir in the water like that.

Lalwendë · 02-04-2005, 08:43 AM

Gandalf 'enjoys' the glassy-eyed, emotionally vacant pleasure of prozac.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-04-2005, 11:25 AM

Gandalf: "I was taken to this wonderful place, filled with light, joy and beauty. And lots of happy green munchkins!"

Aragorn (whispers to Legolas): "He's been licking toads again...."

The Elf-warrior · 02-04-2005, 02:24 PM

The Sam and Frodo picture: Frodo: "Somewhere over the rainbow..." Sam: "Mr. Frodo, I think I see Gollum in the river gorge." Frodo: (Still looking at the sky.) "At least it's not a flying monkey."

Gandalf the White picture: Gandalf shows his real feelings about the death of Denethor. "Good work Shadowfax."

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-04-2005, 02:32 PM

Gandalf: AH, looks like another picture is on the horizon.

Cooking With Gollum

Gollum: and if you gently take the rabbit and (SNAP!) ... erm... oops?

Mithalwen · 02-04-2005, 03:08 PM

Gandalf hoped a beatific smile would deflect any questions about why it took him so long to work out Bilbo had the One ring..

Oddwen · 02-04-2005, 07:52 PM

Gollum: If I hide behind this coney, the fat hobbit can't see me!
Sam: What is that smell? I warrant there's a dead thing nearby. Can ye smewl it?
Frodo: Yes, I can smell it.

Ergh.

01-31-2005, 10:42 PM	#3923
Lathriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME) Posts: 612	Saruman the pink!! Saruman: I thought it would be a good idea of changing the colour of my robe each day, just to show people that I am no longer Saruman the white but saruman of many colours. It was a good plan.... untill I hit pink. __________________ Back again

01-31-2005, 10:51 PM	#3924
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Saruman zaps at the Downers. Saruman: It's not pink! It's light hard magenta! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-01-2005, 07:34 AM	#3925
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Another great offer from Barrow Downs Products™ ... New in! Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll with Pokey-Stick of Doom Action. A wonderful addition to your collection. (Colour may vary from figure shown) Disclaimer: Keep your Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll separate from your other Dolls as it has a tendency to attempt cross-breeding programmes. Barrow Downs Products™ accepts no liability whatsoever for the appearance of Uruk-Hai, Half-Orcs, Orc Men, Goblin Men or any other Man-Goblin-Orc combination of any kind whatsoever occuring in consequence of exposure of your Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll, whether directly or indirectly, to other Dolls in your collection. You may notice that your Saruman the Pink Barbie™ Doll shoots the occasional Fireball from its Pokey-Stick of Doom, but this should be disregarded as non-canonical. Barrow Downs Products™ accepts no liability whatsoever for any ensuing arguments ... er ... discussions. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! Last edited by The Saucepan Man; 02-01-2005 at 07:39 AM.

02-01-2005, 08:17 AM	#3927
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Saruman regretted borrowing the wife's bathrobe when he ended up having to fend off the advances of the over-amorous yet very short-sighted milkman. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-01-2005, 09:41 AM	#3929
Atarah Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Nowhere fun Posts: 23	Smoking really IS bad for your health... mentally that is... Frodo decided Gandalf had been smoking too much pipeweed after he swore he saw Saruman wearing pink...

01-31-2005, 08:04 PM	#3921
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman couldn't help it. When he heard Hoobastank's The Reason for the 87th time, he just plain snapped.

02-01-2005, 08:09 AM	#3926
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Saruman the Pink Floyd: I don’t need no redemption I don’t need no thought control No dark sarcasm in Isengard Gandalf leave them orcs alone Hey! Gandalf! Leave them orcs alone! All in all it's just another brick in the wall. All in all you're just another brick in the wall. I don’t need no redemption I don’t need no thought control No dark sarcasm in Isengard Gandalf leave them orcs alone Hey! Gandalf! Leave them orcs alone! All in all it's just another brick in the wall. All in all you're just another brick in the wall. “Wrong, do it again!” “If you don't give us the Key to the Tower, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't give us the Key?” “You! Yes, you behind the wizard, stand still Gríma!” (With apologies to Roger Waters.)

02-01-2005, 09:17 AM	#3928
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Gandalf had a bit of fun messing with Saruman's mind before he broke his staff.

02-01-2005, 11:27 AM	#3930
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Saruman vows never to let Grima do his laundry again. "How many times do I have to tell you to SEPARATE THE WHITES FROM THE COLORS!?" __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-01-2005, 10:33 PM	#3931
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman: "How about this pose with a blue background, Grima? Or was the green better? I must admit the biege & the the purple both looked nice...do you think blue makes my forehead look big?" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 02-02-2005 at 12:22 PM.

02-02-2005, 04:38 AM	#3932
Sophia the Thunder Mistress Scent of Simbelmynë Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town Posts: 1,780	From the Isengard Tribune "Having been caught in his bathrobe and with bedhead, enraged wizard slays four..." __________________ The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me!

02-02-2005, 10:50 AM	#3933
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	6am, and the cat was making a racket outside... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-02-2005, 04:54 PM	#3934
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Saruman takes up the life of a Tellytubby. or New grape flavored Saruman action figures! Blue-raspberry Pokey-Stick of Doom sold seperately __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-02-2005, 05:26 PM	#3935
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Time for a new pic... Oh, so Orthanc is made of chocolate. Good! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-02-2005, 06:26 PM	#3936
Lucien Tindomiel Guest Posts: n/a	And the Wizard says... "You say... My eyes are as blue as forgetmenots?"

02-02-2005, 06:26 PM	#3937
Lathriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME) Posts: 612	Gandalf looks at Saruman in pink (from previous pic) Finalle its about time he went insane, now I can finally take over after waiting for hundreds and hundreds of years. __________________ Back again

02-02-2005, 06:50 PM	#3938
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Gandalf: Hey, that's good pipeweed, Merry man. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-02-2005, 07:36 PM	#3939
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	What!? Gandalf: Ah, so Balrogs do have wings. I thought that shadow-thing was purely metaphorical. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-02-2005, 08:05 PM	#3940
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	In the afterlife... Ian McKellan: "You're J.R.R. Tolkien? Pleased to meet you. I'm Gandalf." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

02-03-2005, 12:37 AM	#3941
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandlaf: And my hair can work as a secret hiding place! Merry (Whispering to pippin): I think he's finally flipped. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-03-2005, 04:16 AM	#3942
Atarah Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Nowhere fun Posts: 23	Gandalf: "What? They sent me back here? Not again..." Aragorn: "Nice to see you too..."

02-03-2005, 09:25 AM	#3943
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Having stumbled upon their secret hideout in Fangorn, Gandalf discovers exactly what the Entwives have been up to since their disappearance. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-03-2005, 01:38 PM	#3944
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Even Gandalf smiled when he looked into the palantir and saw Frodo sprain his ankle in a rabbit hole.

02-03-2005, 02:26 PM	#3945
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy... After a lengthy round of drinking games with Legolas it was discovered that alcohol did eventually take its toll on immortals: Gandalf "See the little pixies, see their little feet....." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-03-2005, 02:31 PM	#3946
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Gandalf's joy was complete - not only had Legolas lent him his shampoo but he had a Royal Flush and would clean out the Minas Tirith treasuries ......just as long as he could keep a straight face...... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-03-2005, 03:43 PM	#3947
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Gandalf: (rubs eyes) Wow! Now I can see why Grima had the hots for her.

02-03-2005, 04:19 PM	#3948
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	No matter how hard he tried, Gandy could still not see his eyebrows. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-03-2005, 05:05 PM	#3949
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Headmaster Gandalf: Ah, Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've rather lost my liking for them. But I think I'll be safe with a nice toffee, don't you? Alas. Ear wax.

02-03-2005, 05:33 PM	#3950
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Despite the doom that hung over everyone in Minas Tirith when Sauron's orcs massed before its walls, Gandalf couldn't help but smile when he saw Sauron's 'commander', Gothmog.

02-03-2005, 05:45 PM	#3951
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Gandalf: See? When you are reborn, you get a new staff, robe and even hair! Aragorn/Legolas/Gimli: * Blink in stupidity... and some shocking curiousity... ~Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

02-03-2005, 06:04 PM	#3952
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Gandalf: sorry for leaving you and all that... i didn't mean for boromir to die, or frodo to go alone....or pippin and merry to be captured my murderous uruk-hai...wait no i'm not! ha ha ha! Gimli, Aragorn and Legolas stare blindly Gandalf: come on its a joke...man i'm better off being santa claus... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-03-2005, 10:00 PM	#3953
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	No weapon may hurt you, eh? Let me test that . . . Gandalf: Oh, look! Aragorn, you look cleaner. Legolas, you look more manly. Gimli, you've grown taller. Three Hunters: Really? Gandalf: No. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-04-2005, 08:11 AM	#3954
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	With a great look of intent and glee in his eyes, the Three Hunters knew that Gandalf would soon be sending them on another ludicrous if not murderous adventure. Aragorn: Alright who's dying this time so we can get all the funeral arrangements in place. I just hated having to chuck ol' Boromir in the water like that. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

02-04-2005, 08:43 AM	#3955
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf 'enjoys' the glassy-eyed, emotionally vacant pleasure of prozac. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-04-2005, 11:25 AM	#3956
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gandalf: "I was taken to this wonderful place, filled with light, joy and beauty. And lots of happy green munchkins!" Aragorn (whispers to Legolas): "He's been licking toads again...." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond