Arda Cup Football 2011

[the phantom]

Let the countdown begin!

Last year's tournament was a beauty, culminating in a victory by heavyweight Gondolin over their old friends from Vinyamar. There were many exciting moments along the way, such as Bywater qualifying over Thangorodrim, and Norbury upsetting Valimar, and we hope that this year's tournament will prove just as interesting.

In the 2010 Phantasy contest, Boro won three of the final four rounds to shoot past the field and claim the victory. Will he repeat? Or will Gwath or Skip become the first to add a second Phantasy trophy to their cases? Or will it be someone entirely new? Perhaps you!

There are rumors of major roster shake-ups this year, and our top reporters will be on the case to tell you all about it. This year is shaping up to be even more entertaining than last, but the only sure way to guarantee fun is to get as many people playing as possible!

The participants the last couple years were-
Boro
Eomer
Eonwe
Fea/Ni
Glirdan
Gwath
Hakon
Lari
McCaber
Morm
Nerwen
Nogrod
Sally
Shasta
Skip
TGEW
Wilwa

We'd love to have all of you back, and we'd also love to see a few new faces! Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell those people that you don't really talk to!

Nog & Boro plan to be with us again, providing their thrilling match reports and expert editorials on behalf of Arda Kicker Magazine (AKM), Middle Earth Sports Programing Network (MESPN), and The Two Towers Network (TTN), but as always new writers are welcome. Please let me know if you'd like to write a match report, and of course you're always welcome to provide your own analysis as the tournament rolls along.

The teams and rosters will be released in the coming days, and the Phantasy Competition thread will start soon after that. That is where you will pick players for your team and make trades and such.

In case you wanted to take a look and see how this thing works, here is last year's tournament thread->
Arda Cup 2010
And here is last year's Phantasy Competition thread->
Phantasy 2010

[the phantom]

TEAM AND ROSTER RUMORS
Phantom, MESPN News

The clock is ticking down to the start of the next Arda Cup tournament, and as always there are many rumors floating about as to which teams will be participating and what their rosters look like. We here at MESPN don't have all the answers, but we know a few things, and can make some educated guesses.

Rumor #1- Last year's championship team, Gondolin, has been scrapped.
This rumor appears to be true to an extent. King Turgon has returned to his city to captain the squad, and several prominent members from last season have left. But the team should still be quality, as Salgant and Thorondor have stayed, and six members of last year's runner up, Vinyamar, have agreed to play for the hidden king (Rog, Penlod, Galdor, Idril, Duilin, Egalmoth).

Rumor #2- Melkor has vacated Utumno and returned to Angband.
This rumor is definitely true. Melkor and every member of last year's Utumno squad has stated without hesitation that there will not be a team at Utumno this year, and that Melkor will be captaining team Angband. The complete makeup of this team is unknown, but from what we've heard it seems certain that Ungoliant, Telvildo, and Ancalagon will be on the team.

Rumor #3- Elros is injured and will not play in this year's tournament.
We're fairly certain that Elros is perfectly healthy, but the jury is out on his participation. As has been widely reported, he was approached about captaining the Numenor squad but refused the position, and has since refused invitations to play on several other teams. It's anyone's guess as to what's going on with him, but I've been told that Arda Kicker Magazine lead writer Nogrod is close to breaking the story, and he hints that it's a shocker.

Rumor #4- Feanor/Turin is playing for (team X).
Every year all of Arda anxiously awaits the decisions of these two elite scoring threats. They are notoriously unwilling to settle down and are always looking to find some new challenge.

As far as Turin goes, I think he's unlikely to accept Angrod & Aegnor's invitation to play with Team Beleriand, as he just doesn't know anyone on the team well. I also think it's unlikely he'll go to Hador's Hithlum team, as their offense is already set. I don't think Mithrim is a possibility either unless Tuor is willing to share the captainship with his cousin, though there is certainly the allure of playing alongside his mother and sister who have already signed there. It seems to me the strongest candidates are Nargothrond and Doriath. Finduilas is in charge of the Guarded Realm this year, and Turin's always had a special place for her, but his friend Beleg (who has confirmed he will be travelling with him wherever he goes) I believe will push for Doriath, which may sway Turin in the end.

As far as Feanor, it would seem to make sense that he'd stick around in Tirion after the near miss last year. Tirion came as close as anyone to beating eventual champion Gondolin, and with a slight tweak to their defense they'd probably be tournament favorites this year. But Feanor's restless attitude cannot be discounted. Perhaps he will accept his brother's invite to play upon Angfauglith? Or maybe Maedhros & Fingon will invite him to lead their Hithlum squad? Those are the only possibilities I can offer, as he will surely refuse to play under the command of a Vala like Manwe, or alongside an entire group of mortals that he is unfamiliar with.

Stay tuned for more roster reports from MESPN.

[Boromir88]

Boromir88 sits down with Phantom to talk phantasy phootball

MESPN lead reporter, Phantom, sat down with defending Phantasy league champion, Boromir88, in an exclusive interview about the 2011 Phantasy Arda Cup.

Phantom: Let's get right to it, how confident are you in repeating this year?

Boro: I will win again. It won't even be a contest. The fight for 2nd will be interesting to watch though.

Phantom: That sounds like a guarantee.

Boro: Cash it into the bank. Look, the only reason Skip beat me in 2009 is because I predicted the championship game wrong and he had a storming comeback in the final round to win by a mere few points. I dominated in '09 but Skip won based on picking up lucky points like predicting which player would get the most assists.

And if everyone thought I was a stud in '09, they were blown away by me last year since my ability to predict match winners was even more dominating.

Phantom: So you don't see any challengers to your title? The usual competitors Nog or Gwath, Nerwen's always a dark horse? Is there no one?

Boro: Gwath? Gwath who? He hasn't been relevant in years. Nog can usually pick a better line-up than me, but it never comes close to making up the ground he loses to me in predictions. Truthfully no one can match up to my predictions, so the only way I can conceivably lose is if Nog combined points with Nerwen. Then they would have a chance.

I actually think players like wilwa and sally are larger threats. Their selections are so random, they could win with sheer dumb luck by making choices based on team colors, shoe wear, or by any arbitrary means not even related to soccer.

[Nogrod]

It's time for the Arda Cup 2011. Rejoice!

As always, Arda Kicker Magazine will be bringing you the hottest inside interviews and top rumours with it's top celebrity-journalists, most up to date statistics, the most in-depth analysis, the most reliable predictions based on facts; although the crappy Two Towers Network (TTN) will claim differently on the last one. But they have had pure luck the last two years with their predictions having lady Fortuna swing it their way in the end.

And as the editor of the MESPN News hinted, we''ll have a real revelation coming concerning Elros and the big picture of the tournament this year. Our top journalists are working on a story to be published tomorrow.

Look forwards to the reliable and up to date information and entertainment from the AKM. Like always.

AKM - The Real Thing!

[Nogrod]

Brothers in arms – against each other?

Everyone knows that the relationship between Manwë and Ulmo is like that between Zeus and Poseidon; the two will pull together in need but the latter will prefer his own company on other occasions. But now it seems also Tulkas has got bored with the High-God’s defensive playing style and is putting up a team of his own. And it looks like the High-One is the one to lose this time around!

The well-informed ears of the AKM have heard that Tulkas has indeed been gathering a real bunch of stars from teams like Tirion, Aman, Havens and Valimar, and will call his team Valinor this year (just to annoy Manwë and his team last year called Valimar?). The hottest gossips link the female powerhouse of Miriel and Nerdanel joining Tulkas. But what seems quite apparent though, is that Tulkas has most probably managed to enlist Arien (“Greatest single offencive performance” 2010 by AFA & shared second place in the AKM stars on 2010) to his team. Some feminist websites have also attached Aredhel to Tulkas’ team but those rumors seem a bit overstretch.

The captain of the last year’s silver-team Vinyamar, Ulmo, has lost some of his top scorers but it is said he has been able to retain most of the solid defence by which Vinyamar championed the last year. But can any team prevail after losing players like Idril, Duilin, Penlod and Tuor in the front, or Rôg at goal? That remains to be seen.

Be as it may, it seems that has left Manwë little options. Unhappy with Namo’s performance it is told that Manwë will take himself to goaltending. The true ones, like Varda, Nienna, Oromë and Eonwë will most probably follow Manwë and his defensive ways, but will it be enough? In the last year’s tournament Manwe’s team was thrown off the games by the unimaginative but solid team Norbury on the first qualification stage. It’s hard to predict any better result to his team this year. But Manwë’s brothers seem to have much more worthwhile teams. Especially team Valinor led by Tulkas is one to watch for this year.


A coup d’etàt?

“Never change the winning team” goes the slogan. But in Gondolin a very different wind seems to be blowing. The city of the last year’s champions is in bafflement and annoyance. And the reason is clear: it seems half of their team has moved into a new team deserting the hidden capital of the world. And it’s not just any half of any team, but key-players like Maeglin, Fingolfin, Echtelion and Huor…

A most biting fact is that the new team rumors to be named Anfauglith, consisting on the top players from both the good and evil sides and anyway serious contesters for the championship this year. Just add players like Gothmog, Gwindor, Balrog #4 into the names mentioned already and you’ll get a tough team for anyone to beat. If the rumours are true, that is. Some even say Morgoth himself would be joining the team…

To the great hopes of the Gondolians the Great King Turgon has come back to rescue his own city with a bunch of stars from the team Vinyamar, the second team of last year’s tournament and good friends of the Gondolians. And it is rumoured Elenwë is on as well. But there is an air of controversy in the air anyways, not only why their heroes deserted the Gondolians, but also on the line-up from this year’s team; like why has Penlod – who was the best forward in team Vinyamar last year – been put into the defence according to the word of mouth; or why is Idril not playing if the rumors hold? Did she want to go with Tuor? Was that too much for his dad?


Pride and honour: the High Edain united?

Many have stated, that if the best talent of the Numenorians could be gathered together they would reign sovereignly over the sports, but there has always been this rift between the great Numenorian kings and queens and those loyal to the Valar. But now it seems some of the wounds have been healed by the leadership of none else than the King Elros himself.

Even with the rift between the two sides in Numenor, the team Numenor has always been a serious contender to the Arda Cup (and they actually won it on 2009). Last year they suffered the loss of their undoubtedly brightest scorer Ar-Pharazon and the importance of Annatar for their championship was revealed. So the time seemed ripe for a new alliance of the Edain, and the Edain only, with no Sauron or other powers to meddle with it.

And king Elros was tough in the negotiations. It would be his team, and team Westernesse – not team Numenor – he was gathering the talent for. And he was looking for some real talent also outside the isle, from among the first men.

If the rumors are true, it seems it has not been labour in vain. Having Ar-Pharazôn, Tar Minastir, Ar Adunakhôr, Tar Telperien, Malbeth, Elendil and Tar Atanamir in a team led by Elros himself is no small feat – and it will be a major pain to any opponent to face; be it Túrin and his friends, Fëanor and his kin, Valar or anyone imaginable. If this team is true, it will be one of the serious contenders to the throne this year. The grace and pride of the finest of Edain is unsurpassed.

[the phantom]

FINAL ROSTERS TAKING SHAPE
Phantom, MESPN News

There are still quite a few things up in the air, but many teams are really taking shape at this point.

Angband
Everyone knows that Melkor is the leader here with the resources to sign anyone he wishes, and his team looks to be close to completion. Telvildo, Thuringwethil, and Ancalagon were early signings, and Ungoliant and Drauglin followed soon after. In a move that has many wondering whether Tilion has gone over permanently, the moon man has yet again signed with Melkor's squad.

It seems there are only a couple slots remaining on this squad, and rumor is Melkor's trying out his Balrogs to see which are the best fit for the positions.

Angfauglith
This is a squad that not many expected to exist, but it's official and the side is looking quite strong thus far. Huor and his wife Rían were at an event commemorating the 5th battle fought on the plains of Angfaulith when they happened to run into Azaghål, who also fought in that battle. As they were recalling how many great deeds had been done there and how many mighty beings had clashed, the idea came to Huor of forming a team.

None of the three were prepared to captain the team, especially if the team contained any of the outstanding battlers that they had been discussing, so they agreed to take the idea to Fingolfin and see if he'd captain, and he agreed. With him came another player, his war horse Rochallor, and he also swiftly gained the help of Gwindor, who so famously charged Angfauglith.

And just two days ago, Angfauglith made their biggest signing yet, as Fingolfin managed to coax Gothmog Lord of Balrogs and Ecthelion of Gondolin to join the squad. Separately the signings would not have been made, but Fingolfin knew the pair would likely be keen to play with one another, as they have shared a special bond ever since their joint death.

There are only three slots left here, and Fingolfin is doing all that he can to find the best players.

Barad-Dur
Last year's team was a mix of baddies and goodies, and this year is no different, only this time around it's Gil-galad that is more or less calling the shots with Sauron gone elsewhere. His friends Isildur and Cirdan are with him, as well as Isildur's brother Anarion and the faithful Ohtar.

The Mouth signed quite early, and Gil-galad immediately set him to work on recruiting some of his associates, and he has since convinced a Nazgul to join, as well as commander Gothmog II and the brutal Shagrat. Two slots remain open, but Gil-galad says that he has it narrowed down quite well already.

Beleriand
During the offseason brothers Angrod and Aegnor were giving thought to how much talent was spread throughout all of the Beleriand squads, and realized that merely by stealing a player or two here and there they could put together quite a decent squad, and so they drew up their papers to form team Beleriand.

Their first concern was finding a tall and powerful finisher to go up front, and this need was met nearly immediately when Marach announced his interest in joining. After that pieces began falling into place, with the skilled pair of dwarf craftsman, Gamil Zirak and Telchar, applying, and soon after Halmir and Handir agreed to shore up the defense.

More recently Doriath residents Daeron and Nellas were gladly received onto the team, leaving only two slots to be filled.

Doriath
After such a disappointing tournament last year, King Thingol did what any smart fellow would do in his position- bring the problem to his goddess wife. Soon after Thingol declared Melian co-captain and in charge of recruiting, with the belief that her more personal touch would more easily compel allies to join. And she has proved herself indeed!

First things first she asked her daughter and son-in-law to return to the wood, and they obliged, and for bargain price. And as a surprise bonus, with them came Huan who had apparently missed playing with them and wanted to give it another go. Faithful Mablung signed swiftly as well, putting Doriath well on their way.

In the meantime, Thingol tried to pull his weight by convincing Eol to join, praising his play for last year's champ Gondolin and reminding him how he had been granted Nan Elmoth by Thingol and Melian so long ago.

And then came a great surprise- Carcharoth asked to be let on! It turned out that he and Huan had chatted regularly during the off-season about the possibility of teaming up somewhere, and here he was to prove that it was more than idle talk.

Now there are only three spots open, and rumors are rampant that Melian has been in deep talks with Turin and Beleg, though doubtless it would cost a lot to sign the famous pair.

Dunharrow
The great hold of Helm's Deep often has a team, and so Aldor thought it was high time that the other great hold of Rohan be given a chance to prove its valor.

Many great leaders of Rohan flocked to the banner immediately, including Theoden, Brytta, Walda, and Thengel, and surprisingly Helm himself abandoned his castle and joined them, eager for a fresh start after last year's failing.

Aldor and company are now busy trying out various kings and great men of Rohan, attempting to pick out which players will mesh the best.

Eriador
The men of Arnor always put together a solid feisty squad, including last year's team that upset mighty Valimar in the playoffs. But this year captain Arvedui wanted a squad with more staying power, and more diversity to contend with various monster-laden squads, like last year's Utumno which so easily dismissed them.

To this end Arvedui recruited trolls Bert and Tom to join them, as well as the great Barrow-Wight himself. Evidently Barrow-Wight was through playing with Bombadil, as the cold ghost believed the Master was just not focused enough despite his talent and would never quite win it big.

After signing more familiar faces such as clutch scorer Araphor and the solid Argeleb and Valandur, Arvedui managed to entice King Aragorn to play up front for Eriador. Word is the squad will be completed and practicing by tomorrow.

Esgaroth
Girion is leading the way this year, and no surprise he was joined quickly by dwarves such as Thorin, Balin, and Dain, who have lent their spending weight to the team. Representing men are Bard and Brand, and Galion the elf has joined as well.

But it is the more recent signing of spider stars Attercop and Tomnoddy that has created the greatest stir- primarily it has infuriated the dwarves, once held captive by the spiders. Girion has insisted that in the absence of Smaug, Beorn, and other such beasts he really needed to bring in some more monster-like players to add the intimidation and different skill sets, but as of now the dwarves remain in opposition and refuse to open their pocket-books for additional signings until the spiders are gone.

Gondor
In the early stages of planning it looked likely that King Aragorn would captain the Gondor squad, but unexpectedly he left for Eriador and Queen Arwen was named in his place. She says that there are no problems between them, and that her husband merely has a need to travel and compete under various guises in various places.

It came as a surprise to no one that Eorl and his horse Felarof soon joined, as he has always been ready to ride to Gondor's aid. Gondorin mainstays such as Romendacil, Ostoher, and Eldacar were signed early on as well, and more recently Ecthelion II and Boromir I have joined, making the team nearly complete.

Himring
Maedhros and Fingon, those two legendary BFFs, are together again, co-captaining a squad at Maedhros's fortress. Various men pledged to the sons of Feanor have announced their intentions to sign, and Maedhros has confirmed that his brothers Maglor, Amrod, and Amras are also on board, and for less than might be expected in order to leave some room for potential last minute signings.

Hithlum
The great Hador was set on captaining a team of his own in Hithlum from the start, but signings were quite slow, until something unexpected happened.

Those two inseparable sons of Feanor, defensive stars Celegorm and Curufin, approached Hador with a proposition- allow them to play up front on offense for a change and they would sign with the team. Recognizing their talent and the potential to draw in others with the publicity they'd create, Hador agreed, and soon interested parties were showing up.

Since then Hador has signed Aradan, Imlach, Galdor, and others to his side, and things are really coming together for Hador and company.

Minas Morgul
After trying a year apart last season, Castamir and Beruthiel are back with the Witch King's Minas Morgul squad, and soon they were joined by familiar faces such as the King of the Dead, Earnur, Angamaite, and Sangahyando.

Word is The Witch King has been outbid for the services of his friend Khamul, but there are rumors that other Nazgul are looking to sign with Minas Morgul in his place.

Minas Tirith
This year's Minas Tirith squad is captained by Cirion. He hoped early on that Eorl would come to his aid as of old, but Queen Arwen nabbed him for Gondor instead. However, in his place came another ruler of Rohan- Eomer.

This started the pebbles falling, and soon he was joined by two of his generals Elfhelm and Grimbold, and then by his sister Eowyn and her husband Faramir, and then Eomer's father-in-law Imrahil. After a couple more signings this team will be ready to roll.

Mithrim
Tuor was asked to join Gondolin, Hithlum, and others, but he decided he would prove his mettle by forming his own squad this year. With few backers the attempt looked likely to fail, but his old friend Annael agreed to help immediately, and his relatives came to his aid as well- Morwen, Nienor, and Aerin.

Tuor is still working on finalizing his squad, but he isn't worried about gaining the necessary numbers.

Mordor
No one doubted that there would be a team Mordor once again, but no one ever stepped up to take the captaincy. In the meantime, mainstays such as various Nazgul, Grishnakh, and Shelob signed up to play with the officially non-existent squad.

In time the Arda Cup Committee decided that they would declare the team formed despite the lack of a captain, and soon the team was full. In an interesting move, Grishnakh suggested that the Silent Watcher be recruited to play as keeper, turning away shots with force of will. Everyone is anxious to see how that will turn out.

Nargothrond
With both Finrod and Orodreth gone to play in the Blessed Realm, Finduilas has taken over management of the guarded realm.

Elves Arminas, Gelmir, and Guillen signed early on, and Beor and members of his clan accepted contracts quite early as well. There appears to be one remaining spot on the squad, but Finduilas has refused to say why she has kept the spot open with so many wishing to be a part of Nargothrond.

Numenor
The formation of this team is a similar story to that of Mordor. With the usual captains gone to other squads, Numenor became a collection of unified talent. Ar Zimrathan, Ar Gimilzor, Tar Miriel, and others signed early, but they kept a handful of slots open just in case any of their great leaders had a change of heart. With recent developments in mind regarding team Westernesse however, it is expected that Numenor will soon round out their squad.

Shire-Bree United
Mayor Samwise was elected to lead the Shire squad, and he immediately sent a message to Breeland asking if they'd be interested in a joint squad. The Bree dwellers enthusiastically received the message, and Shire-Bree United was born.

His lifelong friends Frodo, Merry, and Pippin were with it immediately, as was Butterbur, Ferny, and Harry. There are only a couple of slots left now, and there has been much debate as to which hobbits or men will receive them now that it has been confirmed that Bombadil has a team of his own this time around.

The Downer
Some residents of Middle Earth have never been pleased with the inclusion of alternate universe Downers & Werewolves in the Arda Cup, and these folks now have yet another reason to be angry, as Arda Cup officials have allowed captain Hookbill and his band of cartoon minions a place in the tournament.

Armed with a huge bag of fake paper money, Hookbill has signed nearly all of The Downer's biggest stars, like Alien, Lalwende MP, John Fillis, Burnt Bert, Peter Hampton, and even the Soap Pope.

This team was put together top to bottom as early as any, but no one knows what to expect from them. We'll have to wait and see.

The Forest
Unbelievably Tom Bombadil has shown some real motivation this year. Usually he spends the off-season running about chasing rainbows and signs with someone late for little money, but this time around he said that he would be master of his own squad.

The Ents and Entwives requested to help him immediately, and Tom was happy to receive them, offering to sing them into shape in no time. Tom also signed Haleth of Brethil forest in the early going, as well as Saeros of Doriath after it became apparent that he wouldn't have a spot with his home squad.

Recently the team was filled up by gaining Thranduil of Mirkwood, who had little interest in other squads.

Tirion
Co-captains Finwe and Aule were determined to better last year's strong performance, but they've encountered a good deal of poor fortune.

As has been reported by AKM, annual scoring stars Miriel and Nerdanel have been lured away by team Valinor, and rumor is that Feanor is unlikely to return as well. But not all is bleak for Tirion, as Finrod and Orodreth signed to play for their grandfather only last week, and regulars Mahtan and Finarfin have signed as well.

More encouraging is the addition of Aredhel, who has been to three consecutive finals and won two of them. For the remaining spots, most believe Finwe is attempting to dig up some new talent from the Noldor's deep talent pool.

Tol Eressea
As touched upon by AKM, Ulmo is away from the rest of the Valar yet again- this time captaining the Tol Eressea squad. After his success with Vanyamar last season, why not try something similar again?

Many great lovers of the sea such as Tar Aldarion, Amandil, Earwen, and Elwing have joined Ulmo's Maia helpers Osse, Uinen, and Salmar to put together a loyal team, and Ulmo has already commenced full practices, focusing on defense first per last year's philosophy.

Wilderland
Disappointed by the performance of Barad-Dur last season, Sauron has ventured out into the wider expanse of Wilderland in an attempt to recruit a greater array of talent, and with his deep pockets it's no surprise that he's found plenty of willing help.

His pitch to Smaug and Scatha for playing side by side was received enthusiastically, and his recruitment of the Blue Wizards was swift and without complication as well. More recently he has managed to buy Khamul away from Minas Morgul and lure Bolg out of the mountains, and several sources say that deals with Radagast and Grimbeorn are in the works.

[Boromir88]

LATEST ROSTER DEVELOPMENTS
BoroLXXXVIII, Two Towers Network (TTN)

Another Great River springs unity

This is something the Arda Cup prides itself on, football unites. It unites all the peoples and races of distant lands, and can bring old friends together. In an attempt to copy on the early sucesses of the Gelion in last years tournament, this year sees the formation of the Anduin.

Fram, Earnil II, and Beorn had become good drinking pals in past Arda Cups, so instead of only meeting up whenever the tournament was taking play, the three realized they all lived on the Anduin and thus could form their own team! It was decided immediately the three would return to their respective homes to begin recruitments. It was also decided, since this would be a diverse team, uniting the peoples populating the whole length of the Great River that Fram and Earnil II would be co-captains.

Beorn had no issues with this arrangement and has made a hard push to sign Grimbeorn. However, no confirmation as to where the Old Bear-Man will sign has come yet, since reports say Sauron is making a nice offer to Grimbeorn also.

Fram had little trouble recruiting Frumgar and Leod to the team, and they were the first to sign. From Gondor Earnil II, has brought one of it's great Ship-Kings, Falastur, and Telumehtar Conqueror of Umbar. Mysteriously Rumil and Orophin came looking for open spots, as rumor says they were feeling spurned by the direction Galadriel was leading Lothlorien in.

Long-time member of Moria, Durin, also approached Fram to sign with the Anduin. What reasons could have driven Durin out from under his mountain!? Fram was reluctant at first, since he has a rocky history with the dwarves, but was swayed by Beorn, who personally vouched for Durin.

The Spirit awakens in Caradhras

The Misty Mountains (and formerly Moria) has a history of fielding solid and the most brutal talent possible. However bitter tensions between dwarves and baddies often led to not only rows between Moria's fanbase, but lots of in-fighting with the team.

The Misty Mts wanted to stick with their hard-hitting and sinister personality, and it was decided that Saruman should come in to lead the team to better fortunes. Saruman has his only metal to prove after his past failures with Isengard, and most recent failure at Bywater. It was clear Saruman could no longer stomach the fool Gandalf, as 5 minutes after Bywater's loss to Mithrim in the first round of the playoffs last year, Saruman held a press conference ripping his former friend and fellow wizard: "Gandalf's love of the halfling's leaf has clearly been the main factor in his diminishing skills" and "He must have purchased boots a few sizes too big, as those were the worst passes I ever had the displeasure of trying to receive."

Once Saruman was placed as the new Head of the Misty Mts he went straight to work in a massive rebuilding effort in bringing in players, and pushing out those who did not fit the team mold, which is sure to be bruising, evil, and cunning. His first move was bringing back hometown-favorite Durin's Bane. The Balrog had loved Moria as his home much more than Angband. However, the problem of Durin still remained, as it was proven in 2009 that those two simply could not play together. This was not a difficult decision for Saruman, force Durin out and insert his Bane, that's a swap anyone would accept!

With Durin's Bane on the team, usual suspects Azog, Great Goblin, The Watcher, and William all agreed to stay on. Also surprisingly the eagles Meneldor and Landroval have stayed, trying to repay Azog for his defense of the eagles' unfair treatment by the refs.

Everyone knows Saruman's got a bag of tricks, but this may be the greatest secret he has ever unlocked. Yes, even greater than his breaking of white light. The Misty Mountains have been shaking and rumbling with a glorious and ferocious storm for weeks now. It is being reported that Saruman, with aid from Durin's Bane has discovered the infamous Spirit living within Caradhras! And he plans to put the powerful Mountain Spirit in the goal to turn away shots with swirling winds and harsh snow and ice.

The Elven-Nations strike back

Rivendell and Lothlorien have hit on hard times recently, and the fan discontent has been growing. Many have even called for the Lord Elrond and Lady Galadriel to step down and let more innovative minds run the respective teams. Elrond and Galadriel have become associated with the antiquated belief in defense-first. To prove the critics wrong Elrond and Galadriel have put a lot more effort and money into recruiting this year, and truly have been able to attract better talent.

Elrond has changed the team name to Eregion this year and he made sure to boost the offense first by signing Glorfindel back after Glorfindel's brief stint with Gondolin. And actually, Elrond addressed two problems with one move since the sturdy steed Asfaloth followed his master and will surely boost the defense. The defense was awarded another boost when Celebrimbor said he would join. Celebrimbor is truly a master defender and with the defense shored up premier goal scorer and father to Elrond, Earendil, was next to join.

The rest of the team is to be filled by various Elves and Men in the area, as we imagine Erestor, Elladan and Elrohir will all be back. However, there is one new addition, who we are told is making his first Arda Cup experience which has the Eregion fans (particularly the ladies) squeeing and crushing with excitement. Who this player could be we haven't got the slightest idea, but Elrond has tapped into a whole new fanbase of support for Eregion.

And across the mountains Galadriel was hard at work in fielding a competitive team. Fans were getting displeased with Galadriel's insistance on staying with the talent in her own realm and thus this year has gone for players far outside Lorien's borders. But we'll make note that Celeborn, Haldir, and Nimrodel have all stayed with the team.

A big move was made with Galadriel acquiring Gandalf and placing the wizard to head the defensive responsibilities. With Gandalf, also came another great defender from its years in Rohan, Shadowfax. Galadriel always had a mind for defense, but the biggest critiques have been Lothlorien's anemic offense and Galadriel's refusal to bolster it. So, while the two defensive signings were seen as big improvements, Lothlorien fans were still disappointed as the offensive woes were looking likely to continue.

Not so fast, with Gimli back with Lothlorien (and for a very cheap price), the dwarf managed to convince his friend and famed sharpshooter, Legolas to join the team. There are rumors also that Boromir II is planning to sign. Everyone wonders when he will return to one of his home Gondor teams, since it's been years since he's played for them. He has always wanted to play under Aragorn again, however once learning Aragorn would be heading to Eriador and not Minas Tirith, Boromir appears must yet again decide which Elf-ruler he wants to play under. At this point it is unlikely he returns with Rivendell, which leaves either Lothlorien or a possibility of finally returning to Minas Tirith eventhough it is ironically captained by another elf.

The biggest news which has JUST been confirmed in the last few hours. This is true and remember, you heard it from us first NOT AKM. In last years reports rumors were swirling Feanor had in his heart-of-hearts wanted on the Lothlorien team and would play if Galadriel merely gave him a lock of her hair. Galadriel refused and fans were irate. They could have had Feanor! It appears Galadriel has took to heart the storm of hate mail angry fans sent in after reading TTN's report, since Feanor was spotted at the Caras Galadhon training grounds in today's practice. Details of this deal have yet to be told, but both Galadriel and Feanor have agreed to hold a press conference by the weeks end.

[Boromir88]

LOTHLORIEN PRESS CONFERENCE
BoroLXXXVIII, Two Towers Network

Amid all the offseason speculations of where Feanor would be signing this year, not even Elrond could have forseen this. Well, that's not entirely true since it was TTN last year which reported rumors Feanor had wanted to go to Lothlorien, and only for a lock of her hair, but Galadriel rejected him. Needless to say though, we were still shocked when Feanor was seen arriving at 'The Stadium in Golden Woods' a few days ago. Galadriel invited local reporters up to her talan to answer questions with their most recent signee, Feanor.

Galadriel: First order of business I'd like to answer now, it is true Feanor has been signed to our squad for a lock of my hair. And with that answered, we can start taking other questions.

The Dreamflower Journal: Boro, writer for TTN, reported last year Feanor essentially came to you with the same offer and you turned him down. First, was that true? Second, if so, what changed your mind this year?

Galadriel: Personally I don't pay attention to what people write and say outside of my realm and I won't answer any questions about last year or my past relationship with Feanor. The important thing now is, I understand the fan discontent with Lothlorien's past performances, and I believe signing a striker of Feanor's caliber will address the reasons we haven't fared well in previous tournaments.

The Dreamflower Journal: Ok then, same question to Feanor.

Feanor: The Lady Galadriel is right, all that's important is the present. I will say that 1 of 2 desires in my life has been fulfilled and I believe I'm about to achieve the other one.

The Dreamflower Journal: Can you be more specific about your...desires?

Feanor: Ha you act like I'm full of secrets and surprises. My heart has always been known, just unlike most, I don't fear taking risks to get what I want. I've desired the Arda Cup trophy again since winning it for Formenos in 2008. I want to be the best, and everyone knows the one with the most trophies is the best.

Laurelindorenan Herald: So, by your standards would you say the White Lady of Gondolin is the best player in Arda?

Feanor: Without question I think you have to admit Aredhel is in the discussion. I played with her at Formenos in our championship year, and she is a highly skilled player, definitely one of the best. But the number of championships is only one measurement, I'm just saying it's hard to be viewed as the best if your one championship came several years ago. So every move I make is because I feel it gives me the best opportunity to win a 2nd title.

Laurelindorenan Herald: Let's question some of your moves since your champions in '08. You fielded a team in Hithlum in '09, and lost to Armenolos in the title match. Then in '10 you went to play with your mom and dad in Tuna, and got knocked out in the Round of 8. How do you hope to win a 2nd, when you've come to a team that hasn't made it passed the group phase in any of those years?

Feanor: Listen, in 2009 and 2010 we lost to the most balanced teams in the tournament. Armenolos and Gondolin respectively, who both wound up champions. In both those years, our defenses collapsed in the final minutes. Armenolos and Gondolin had the better defenses, and as you all saw, our failure has been conceding late goals. There's no way you're going to win the title when your defense gives up 2late goals to Ar Pharazon, and 1 late goal to Glorfindel. I came to Lothlorien because Galadriel has already set in place a solid defense, and has always been defensively oriented.

The Celebrant Courier: That's what I wanted to get to. You two have a storied and complicated history with eachother? How will your differing philosophies and clearly different personalities work together now, when they haven't before?

Galadriel: As I've already said I won't get into questions about our past. Feanor and I have the same desires, and our philosophies aren't so dramatically different. Our failures to achieve our goals, we've learned from. I haven't changed my focus on defense, this should be proved since our signings of Gandalf and Shadowfax, two top quality defenders and the return of Gimli, the best defensive-midfielder. However, as Feanor alluded to, you also need to score goals. We will still be focused on the defense, but in the past the inexperience of our strikers meant I'd have to put more MFs forward than what I was willing to commit to create more goals. The problem with pushing the MFs forward is then you lose a step defensively.

Signing Feanor allows for much more flexibility. He can create offense on his own, and will only be more dangerous with continued support from Legolas and Boromir II. Also, signing better defenders allows me the latitude to commit more MFs if needed to get goals, but not lose anything defensively, simly because Gandalf and Shadowfax are better defenders then we've had in the past.

Feanor: I believe I answered this previously, but yes, we've both learned from past mistakes. You can't have a defense which conceded late goals and expect to win the Arda Cup. And if you remember, who captained the defense with Hithlum in 2009? Ulmo. Who captained the defense with Tirion in 2010? Aule. The fact is, the Vala do not want to admit their own fault in banning me, and thus they will do whatever is within their powers to stop me from winning another title. I came to play for a team that fits my philosophy, desires what I desire, and doesn't have a Vala captaining the defense.

The Celebrant Courier: Are you saying Ulmo and Aule purposefully tanked their defensive responsibilities just to stick it to you?

Feanor: What have I said about not conceding late goals? And who conceded those goals late that cost me the match? I rest my case. Believe what you see or not, I won't trust the Valar ever again.

Galadriel: Well, on this, I have to disagree with, but the bottomline is, I have done everything in my powers to make Lothlorien a champion this year. My record speaks for itself, every game I come ready with a determination and expectation to win. And I want players, who game in and game out, play with the same determination and leave it all out on the pitch.

Now, that is all the time we have for questions, as there are a few practices we need to begin.

[Galadriel55]

With an exclusive interview!

There are questions raised about a former Midfielder of Gorgoroth, one called Gollum. We heard that a long time ago, when he was still called Sméagol, he used to play for Anduin. However, for frequent disappearances from practices, his strict grandmother – who also happened to be the coach and head of the team – kicked him out. He tried his luck at the Misty Mountains, but he did not make a good first impression to the Great Goblin, so he turned him down.

Since then he tried to sign on to a team, but without success. Finally, last year, team Gorgoroth agreed to take him. It wasn’t what Gollum expected, wretched creature. He did not like playing on the team and left as soon as he convinced the ferocious goalkeeper, Shelob, to let him leave. He might have regretted resigning this year, because he was not able to find another team that would take him.

With thanks to Aragorn the Ranger, who helped us find Gollum in the Wilderland, we are able to bring an exclusive interview with him!

Reporter: Which teams have you tried joining?

Gollum: Poor good Sméagol! No one likes him. No one wants him, yess, preciouss. They only kicks him and pokes him: Dwarves, Men, and Elves, terrible Elves with bright eyes, gollum!

Reporter: What experience from past years can you offer a team?

Gollum: Lost, lost! We lost, my preciouss! Losst!

Reporter: How have you preformed with Gorgoroth? What did you do?

Gollum: Ssneaking!!! O yess, my preciouss. We are a sneak.

Reporter: Can you tell me what are you planning to do now?

Gollum: We won’t! Not to you. Gollum, gollum! Don’t look at us! Go away! Go to sleep!

[Kuruharan]

By: Kuruharan, son of Khoreth, Underground

Lorien -

The Arda Cup…an exciting extravaganza celebrating the way sport can bring the world together or a vehicle of debauchery for footballers and those who mooch off of them?

As many of you are no doubt completely unaware, the ravages of cultural rot in our society were set to new lows during the last Cup by such names as Coleen Balrog #4 (wife of Balrog #4), Cheryl Ancalagon (wife of Ancalagon), and the raunchy arch-diva herself Victoria “Rich Parsley” Sauron (who needs no introduction). But never fear, ladies and gentledwarves, The Underground is here and our cracked reporters have brought to light shocking allegations of uncontrolled shopping sprees, wild parties and unlicensed balloon stands that raged throughout the course of last year’s Cup.

Indeed, during last year’s Cup one alcohol fueled international shopping binge ultimately spanned 8 nations, cost 3 million gold, 5 dead and 26 wounded. Over the course of this spree The Underground has learned Coleen Balrog #4 bought a pair of sunglasses so large she toppled over when she put them on and Cheryl Ancalagon had to buy a handbag so enormous it required a dozen Haradrian slaves to carry…all for the purpose of holding Coleen’s sunglasses.

But most shocking of all is the charge that during last year’s championship match Victoria “Rich Parsley” Sauron ran a charity juice stand that cost so much money to operate her husband Sauron had to take out a mortgage on Cirith Ungol.

One of our reporters recently questioned Sauron regarding these allegations. He had this to say:

Sauron: Who are you and what are you talking about?! I’m not married! I’ve never heard of a “Rich Parsley” and I’ve never taken a mortgage out Cirith Ungol! You’ll be hearing from my lawyers!

Clearly a man hopelessly lost to love and in the deepest depths of denial about the costs of his wayward spouse’s wasteful lifestyle.

Will such decadence lead to Sauron and his Wilderland squad losing their chance at the Arda Cup? Only time will tell.

[the phantom]

Groups

GROUP A
Doriath
Himring
Shire-Bree United
Tirion

GROUP B
Anduin
Esgaroth
Misty Mts
Wilderland

GROUP C
Angband
Angfauglith
Hithlum
The Downer

GROUP D
Barad-Dur
Eregion
Eriador
Gondor

GROUP E
Mordor
Nargothrond
The Forest
Tol In Gaurhoth

GROUP F
Mithrim
Numenor
Tol Eressea
Westernesse

GROUP G
Beleriand
Gondolin
Pelori
Valinor

GROUP H
Dunharrow
Lothlorien
Minas Morgul
Minas Tirith

Rosters

Anduin
GK Fram
DF Frumgar
DF Rumil
DF Orophin
MF Falastur
MF Calimehtar
MF Durin
MF Leód
MF *Beorn
FW Telumehtar
FW Earnil II

Angband
GK **Ungoliant
DF Drauglin
DF Balrog #1
DF *Balrog #2
DF **Morgoth
MF Balrog #3
MF Ulfang
MF *Tilion
FW Telvildo
FW Thuringwethil
FW *Ancalagon

Angfauglith
GK Huor
DF Rochallor
DF Balrog #4
DF *Balrog #5
DF **Fingolfin
MF Rían
MF Azaghål
MF Ecthelion
FW Gwindor
FW *Maeglin
FW *Gothmog

Barad-Dur
GK Ohtar
DF Fellbeast #1
DF Nazgul #1
DF Gothmog II
DF Anarion
MF Shagrat
MF Fellbeast #2
MF Mouth
MF Cirdan
MF *Gil-galad
FW Isildur

Beleriand
GK Halmir
DF Bregor
DF Daeron
DF Handir
DF Gamil Zirak
MF Nellas
MF Telchar
MF Aegnor
MF Belegund
MF Angrod
FW Marach

Doriath
GK **Huan
DF Carcharoth
DF Elwe
DF *Beren
DF **Melian
MF Mablung
MF Luthien
MF *Eol
MF *Hurin
FW Beleg
FW **Turin

Dunharrow
GK Aldor
DF Hama
DF Brego
DF Snowmane
DF Theoden
DF Walda
MF Folca
MF Thengel
MF Brytta
MF Theodred
FW Helm

Eregion
GK **Elrond
DF Asfaloth
DF Valandil
DF Erestor
DF *Celebrimbor
MF Lindir
MF Elladen
MF Figwit
MF Elrohir
MF *Glorfindel
FW *Earendil

Eriador
GK Arvedui
DF Tom
DF Valandur
DF Bert
DF Amlaith
MF Argeleb
MF Halbarad
MF Aranarth
MF Barrow-Wight
MF *Aragorn
FW Araphor

Esgaroth
GK Brand
DF Mayor
DF Balin
DF Thorin
MF Galion
MF Attercop
MF Bain
MF Tomnoddy
MF Girion
FW Dain
FW Bard

Gondolin
GK *Rog
DF Penlod
DF Galdor
DF Meleth
DF Thorondor
MF Elenwe
MF Salgant
MF Idril
MF *Turgon
FW Duilin
FW Egalmoth

Gondor
GK *Ecthelion II
DF Romendacil
DF Felarof
DF Boromir I
MF Folcwine
MF Narmacil
MF Ostoher
MF Turambar
MF *Arwen
FW Eldacar
FW Eorl

Himring
GK Maglor
DF Uldor
DF Amrod
DF Ulwarth
DF Amras
MF Borlach
MF Ulfast
MF Borthond
MF Bór
FW Fingon
FW *Maedhros

Hithlum
GK Imlach
DF Baragund
DF Lorgan
DF Algund
DF Galdor
MF Gloredhel
MF Gundor
MF Aradan
FW Celegorm
FW Curufin
FW Hador

Lothlorien
GK *Galadriel
DF Amroth
DF Shadowfax
DF Celeborn
DF **Gandalf
MF Gimli
MF Nimrodel
MF Haldir
MF Boromir II
MF Legolas
FW **Feanor

Minas Morgul
GK Earnur
DF Nazgul #2
DF Angamaite
DF Sangahyando
DF *Nazgul #3
MF Fuinur
MF Herumor
MF King Dead
FW Beruthiel
FW Castamir
FW *Witch King

Minas Tirith
GK Cirion
DF Grimbold
DF Firefoot
DF Denethor II
DF Beregond
MF Elfhelm
MF Imrahil
MF Eowyn
MF Faramir
FW Tarondor
FW Eomer

Misty Mts
GK Caradhras
DF Chief Wolf
DF Landroval
DF Meneldor
DF Watcher
MF Great Goblin
MF William
MF Narvi
MF Saruman
MF *Durin’s Bane
FW Azog

Mithrim
GK Tuor
DF Sador
DF Brodda
DF Gethron
DF Grithnir
DF Annael
MF Aerin
MF Morwen
MF Asgon
MF Nienor
FW Andróg

Mordor
GK Silent Watcher
DF Gollum
DF Nazgul #4
DF Radbug
DF *Nazgul #5
MF Gorbag
MF Snaga
MF Nazgul #6
MF Grishnakh
MF *Nazgul #7
FW Shelob

Nargothrond
GK Barahir
DF Baran
DF Guilen
DF Gelmir
DF Arminas
MF Mim
MF Gildor
MF Emeldir
MF *Glaurung
MF Finduilas
FW Beor

Numenor
GK Silmariën
DF Tar Meneldur
DF Tar Cirytan
DF Tar Calmacil
DF *Ar Zimrathan
MF Tar Elendil
MF Ar Gimilzor
MF Tar Ancalimon
MF Vardamir
MF *Tar Miriel
FW Tar Surion

Pelori
GK *Manwe
DF Gwaihir
DF Nahar
DF Nienna
DF *Namo
MF Vana
MF Orome
MF Irmo
MF Ilmare
MF *Varda
FW Eonwe

Shire-Bree United
GK Butterbur
DF Harry
DF Bill
DF Lumpkin
DF Ferny
MF Gerontius
MF Frodo
MF Samwise
MF Pippin
FW Bandobras
FW Merry

The Downer
GK King Bus
DF Soap Pope
DF Burnt Bert
DF Philip Hampton
MF John Fillis
MF Morsul
MF Lalwende MP
MF Saucepan Man
MF Peter Hampton
MF Hookbill
FW Alien

The Forest
GK Old Man Willow
DF Haleth
DF Fimbrethil
DF Treebeard
MF Goldberry
MF Quickbeam
MF Skinbark
MF River Woman
FW Saeros
FW Thranduil
FW *Bombadil

Tirion
GK Orodreth
DF Elemmakil
DF Elemmírë
DF Caranthir
DF *Aule
MF Enerdhil
MF Finarfin
MF Mahtan
MF *Finrod
FW Aredhel
FW Finwe

Tol Eressea
GK Amandil
DF Tar Aldarion
DF Osse
DF *Salmar
DF *Ulmo
MF Voronwe
MF Lindo
MF Eriol
MF Earwen
MF Elwing
FW Uinen

Tol In Gaurhoth
GK ShastaWolf
DF KuruWolf
DF NilpWolf
DF *SkipWolf
MF GaladWolf
MF SallyWolf
MF InzilWolf
MF *PhantomWolf
FW GwathWolf
FW NerWolf
FW *NogWolf

Valinor
GK Ingwe
DF Indis
DF Vaire
DF Tulkas
MF Nessa
MF Este
MF Yavanna
MF Olwe
FW Nerdanel
FW *Miriel
FW Arien

Westernesse
GK *Tar Atanamir
DF Tar Palantir
DF Elendil
DF Malbeth
DF **Tar Telperien
MF Hyarmendacil
MF Mardil
MF Ar Adunakhor
FW Tar Minastir
FW Elros
FW Ar Pharazon

Wilderland
GK Grimbeorn
DF Great Warg
DF Alatar
DF Oropher
DF *Pallando
MF Radagast
MF Bolg
MF Khamul
FW Smaug
FW *Sauron
FW Scatha

[the phantom]

As always, all of the Arda Cup squads will be playing a few friendlies in order to get used to their new pieces and shake the rust off. The first round of friendlies-

Anduin vs Misty Mts
Angband vs Minas Morgul
Angfauglith vs Himring
Barad-Dur vs Westernesse
Beleriand vs Mithrim
Doriath vs The Forest
Dunharrow vs Mordor
Eregion vs Wilderland
Eriador vs Numenor
Esgaroth vs Shire-Bree United
Gondolin vs Hithlum
Gondor vs Minas Tirith
Lothlorien vs Valinor
Nargothrond vs The Downer
Pelori vs Tirion
Tol Eressea vs Tol In Gaurhoth

[Nogrod]

Our star reporter Ugr Nogrendale has gone completely over the top now - unless he was that already. Now he wishes to be called Hunter U. Nogson. But the AKM wil grant him that so long as he can bring us the interviews with the stars.

Public disclaimer: the views expressed in all of Hunter U. Nogson's stories are not those of the AKM and the AKM bears no legal responsibilty for them. In any legal matters you should contact his lawyer and not us.

~*~

Halfwits with halflings by Hunter U. Nogson.


The food was crap and the service was slow. And it seemed that the crowd was straight from a flea-circus; ragged, tagged and bagged with age - stinking foul and drinking only to get drunk. The guys, and I mean it was mostly males there, had clearly already forgotten any other joys of life, like getting closer to the fairer but meaner sex... Heh, I merged in nicely with this bunch of losers.

But the ale saved my day. It is no hoax that there is indeed some wizardry in the Prancing Pony's beer. The foam was light and soft but had staying-power to beat any brew made in Edoras. The taste was hoppy and a bit crispy, nicely bitter, but still refreshing like any best labels from Eregion, ancient or contemporary. And it really kicked, like any the beorning master-brewers made on the hay-day of their art. It had all those qualities in a single brew. It was strong... and cheap.


And there the countdown to my fall started this time.

I had decided for good to make a professional interview this time as with some luck my agent had managed to deal a sit-down with none others but Frodo and Sam themselves, the heroes of the Middle-Earth - and exclusive to the AKM, by me! I had even prepared myself for it, looking for tough questions going through their personal histories and the history of football in these lost lands behind not only Valar's back, but behind any civilization's grasp whatsoever. But I was having my seventh pint when the duo finally arrived, sweating from their practises.

After the required "how do you do's" I decided to go straight to the bussiness while they were ordering some sausages and ham with Ithilien taters.

"It sure is remarkable, something the footballing Arda has been looking forwards; to see you four heroes of the M-E playing for the same team. It sure will be a commercial success and the stadiums will be sold out... and you'll be having fat wallets after all this is over, but do you really think you have qualities to compete in this year's competition for real? Is there any one team you could challenge for good?"

That was a worst starter anyone could have begun with. Let me tell any beginning journalists reading this story, what not to do when interviewing a decent hobbit.

a) Never make him understand you think he is doing something he loves for money, fame or vanity.
b) Never doubt his qualities: the hobbits have just gotten over the scorn of other nations disregarding them as insignificant little-men and they don't like to be reminded of that scorn.
c) Never, ever, doubt their personal integrity or honour (or the quickness of their temper underlying the jovial surface).

To my luck Frodo was the less offended of the two and he was able to pull Sam back from his bench as he was coming straight at me over the table. He would have beaten me for good, that I do allow him.

"You have your recorder on, Mr. Nogson?" Frodo asked after taming Sam, giving him a pint to mind.

I nodded, still shaky about the violent leap of master Samwise, reaching for my pint.

"Maybe you can edit your story when you're more sober... so I can answer your questions. I can see what you're hinting at with this being a lucrative deal, but trust me," and here he looked at me straight into the eye with the stare of an innocent hobbit, "that's not the case. We gathered together last autumn, the four of us, and reviewed our mediocre performances last year in different teams and we really came upon a strong urge to play together, for ourselves, and for our homeland. We really missed heart last year. Now our hearts beat together, and together we're strong. No friend left behind, you know?"

With Frodo's soothing voice recounting all those press-conference niceties I started to calm down and even my hands weren't trembling that much any more that I managed to take a long draught of my pint without spilling a lot of it to my breast. "Gandalf and Shadowfax were the single best players in team Bywater last year, and even with them the team was sad. Them signing off to Lothlorién you obviously can do nothing about - and I understand your ache for them when the powers - and money - talk. But you could have Maggott? He was basically the only player in the field to play on a quality-level! Why is he not in? Was he getting too self-conscious to you four comebacks? Do you have a inferiority complex with old Maggott Mr. Frodo?"

Now even Frodo seemed annoyed. "Look Mr. Nogson. If this is going to be an interview, you should watch your language! I will have none of it like this!"

"Well, maybe Mr. Samwise could tell our readers why you have dismissed the single best player of Bywater last year, namely the goalkeeper, your wife, Rosie Cotton? Why is she not tending the goal, why is she not playing at all? She was the clear MVP of the team Bywater last year and a quality-keeper in any M-E standards. And you're putting Butterbur between the poles instead? Are you guys freaking mad or is it because you don't want anyone to outshine you, not the least your wife?"

That was it. Sam jumped over the table and started pounding me with his fists, and Frodo seemed to be in no mood to stop him this time - nor were the other customers or the staff of that wretched inn with heavenly beer.


The next morning I woke up bruised in my bed where someone clearly had carried me. I remembered little of the night before but the recorder told me more I wished to hear. Now sitting on my bed I'm finishnig my report from the Prancing Pony.

Say whatever they say. The stats of the Fantastic Four from last year are sad to look at (Frodo / Ithilien -1, Sam / Ithilien +4, Merry / Rohan 0, Pippin / Minas Anor 0). But so am I.

Anyway. From last year's team Bree they have lost like 50 phantasypoints while the combined phantasypoints of the Fabulous Four they brought in is 3 points...

So let me express my doubts as to Shire-Bree Utd.'s success this year. I do not make this verdict totally ignoring the ache in my jaw and sides, but I still am sincere - even if not totally sober yet.


Hunter U. Nogson

[Boromir88]

FRIENDLIES - ROUND 1 PREDICTIONS
Two Towers Network

As is customary, I love making predictions and for new phantasy members we've added matches called friendlies last year, and I'm pleased to see them again this year. Friendlies don't effect the tournament, and I'll caution they aren't always indicative of a teams success when the tournament begins. Think of the friendlies as warm-ups.

There is no way to tell what will happen when the tournament begins and when all the teams are giving max effort, as during the friendlies the teams won't be playing at full speed or urgency. However, the 4 rounds of friendly matches will let you get a sense of how the teams will play, what strategy they will use to win, and you can begin picking out individual players for your phantasy teams.

And as the friendlies are warm-up matches for the teams to get practice, so they all begin the Arda Cup playing their best. The friendlies offer to me warm-ups to start making predictions, since I have a reputation to uphold. I'll predict the scores of Round 1, but only have commentary on a few of them. When the tournament begins, all matches wil have top of the line analysis that you won't get anywhere else.

Some of the matches TTN will be covering and other interesting match ups.

Anduin vs. Misty Mts
Two teams I'm curious to see are facing right at the start. Anduin is newly formed and the diversity of the team will mean it can adjust to different opponents. But the diversity also means it will take some time before all the players are on the same page.

Misty Mts is not new, but they have a lot of new pieces and old faces that need to play together. They are traditionally a very card-heavy team (which means negative phantasy points), but Saruman may bring a bit of cunning that means his defenders may more easily miss the eye of the ref instead of just ramming their shoulders into opponents to bang them up. Also, Caradhras at goal, I want to see how this gamble works for the old wizard.

Esgaroth vs. Shire-Bree United
Smaug has left his former team in ashes, just like he did so many years ago and has departed to play with Sauron and join another formidable dragon, Scatha. How will Esgaroth deal with the loss of their star? Brand's a solid GK and Girion is pretty good. But I don't see much else Dale fans should be thrilled about. Bard and Dain are trying out the FW position for the first time.

I anticipate Shire-Bree United to be one of the interesting teams to keep an eye on. Unusual, yes, because I normally call the hobbits talentless bums. However, with all the Fellowship hobbits gathered together, plus the infusion of Bree players, I anticipate this gathering to play exciting, attacking football. How many goals they get, and how well they do? Only time will tell.

Gondolin vs. Hithlum
Last years champions, Gondolin, have been blown up and seem to be in rebuilding. It's a solid line up, with legendary names, I'm just questioning their firepower. Part of their success was an ability to score goals when they needed, and it came relatively easy with strikers like Maeglin and Aredhel. Those two are gone (so is one of the best MFs - Eol) and they've been replaced by untested players. Also, Turgon's been accused in the past, to play a boring negative style.

Hithlum will be dangerous, don't let the lack of stars fool you. Celegorm and Curufin are normally defenders, but even as defenders they scored goals. Hador is also a goal scoring machine.

Gondor vs. Minas Tirith
I wouldn't have my job anymore if I didn't analyze this match.

In all seriousness it should be just a fun match to witness, and truly live up to the name of "friendly." Gondor has the more legendary talent, but the Minas Tirith players are very familiar with eachother. Neither team will need to practice on chemistry and playing together, which means you'll likely get treated to some good football. Especially with the MF of Minas Tirith: Eowyn, Imrahil, Faramir...not great individually, but together that makes a formidable MF.

PREDICTIONS
Anduin 1 - 2 Misty Mts
Angband 2 - 1 Minas Morgul
Angfauglith 1 - 1 Himring
Barad-Dur 0 - 2 Westernesse
Beleriand 1 - 0 Mithrim
Doriath 3 - 1 The Forest
Dunharrow 1 - 1 Mordor
Eregion 1 - 1 Wilderland
Eriador 1 - 2 Numenor
Esgaroth 1 - 3 Shire-Bree United
Gondolin 1 - 2 Hithlum
Gondor 2 - 2 Minas Tirith
Lothlorien 1 - 2 Valinor
Nargothrond 1 - 0 The Downer
Pelori 0 - 2 Tirion
Tol Eressea 1 - 3 Tol In Gaurhoth

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sports enthusiasts all over Menel and Cemen are once again abuzz with the upcoming Arda Cup 2011. Here at ArdaCup.com Stats Report we bring you nothing but the numbers and the stats the discerning fan needs to know.

The rosters and the groups have just been released, and so for now ArdaCup.com Stats Report shall content itself with predicting the group winners by counting the stars.

(DISCLAIMER: ArdaCup.com Stats Reports is not in any way affiliated with astrologers. Except when we have no stats. Which we don't have for now.)

Group A:
Doriath and Tirion to advance as first and second, respectively.

Group B:
Wilderland will advance as group leader. Since Anduin and Misty Mountains both have one star, our totally-scientific-and-not-random-at-all coin flip predicts that Misty Mountains will advance as runner-up.

Group C:
Angband and Anfauglith to advance as first and second, respectively.

Group D:
Eregion and Gondor to advance as first and second, respectively.

Group E:
Tol-in-Gaurhoth and Mordor to advance as first and second, respectively.

Group F:
Westernesse will advance as group leader. Since Númenor and Tol Eressëa both have two stars, our totally unbiased writer predicts that Tar-Míriel and Númenor will advance as runner-up.

Group G:
Pelóri and Gondolin to advance as first and second, respectively.

Group H:
Lothlórien and Minas Morgul to advance as first and second, respectively.

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[Nogrod]

Pelori vs. Tirion

The friendlies are called friendlies for the fact that there is not as much at stake as the teams are not playing for points or qualification, but merely testing their squads and different tactics. That said, the footballing community has learned to expect some level of competition from the friendly games as well, but when Pelori and Tirion met in their first match of the season it was not only “friendly” but at times looked more like a two team joint practice-session.

At times the spectators could see Manwë and Varda chatting with Aulë and Finwë in the center of the field and then adjusting their team’s play according to a plan worked out on the spot. It’s hard to know what the exact deals were, but it was clear to the eyes of any informed onlooker that Aulë had asked Manwë not to send forwards his full force as the Tirion defences are quite inexperienced and need time to adjust to the game. Also it was clear that Pelori turned on their suffocating defence for the second half as to give Tirion’s seasoned but new to the team talent some challenging testing.

As much as the game was walked through in a practice-mode, it was clear that Pelori were a step ahead all the time and were the stronger team overall. Losing the powerhouse trio Miriel, Nerdanel and Fëanor is clearly a mighty blow to team Tirion and Aulë’s decision to leave his post at the goal doesn’t look like the best move he has made as Orodreth didn’t seem to be at home at the goal. But there’s still time before the tournament begins…

Pelori 2-1 Tirion
tot shots 13-13
on target 6-6
GOALS:
*35, 1-0 Varda (Irmo)
*44, 1-1 Aredhel (Finwe)
*72, 2-1 Eonwe (Vana)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Pelori- Nienna, Irmo
*Tirion- Elemmire, Caranthir


Barad Dûr vs. Westernesse

The opposite interpretation of the concept of a friendly game was seen when Barad Dûr and Westernesse clashed in their first game of the season. The proud kings of men left nothing for second-guessing and showed how lonely the Last Alliance boys are at the beginning of the tournament.

Westernesse was more aggressive, more physical, meaner and tougher, and more efficient by a wide margin. They totally dominated the first half an hour and only let the Barad Dûr team breathe after they had scored twice. But unlike many would have guessed, they came to the second half yet again with full force and scored a third goal in less than fifteen minutes. After that they seemed satiated with goals and pulled back to make a rehersal on total team defence taking Barad Dûr out of any space and time in the field freezing their opponents quite sovereignily.

Team Westernesse looks just as formidable a team in reality as it looks on paper. Barad Dûr on the other hand seems to have a difficult road ahead, even if it plays in one of the lousiest groups of this year’s tournament. .

Barad-Dur 0-3 Westernesse
tot shots 7-16
on target 3-8
GOALS:
*14, 0-1 Elros (Mardil)
*29, 0-2 Ar Adunakhor (Hyarmendacil)
*58, 0-3 Ar Pharazon (Ar Adunakhor)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Barad-Dur- Fellbeast #1, Shagrat, Gothmog II
*Westernesse- Hyarmendacil, Ar Pharazon, Elendil


Anfauglith vs. Himring

Anfauglith and Himring met in an amicable athmosphere, the Balrog’s of course play it quite rough every time they are released to the field, but even they didn’t seem to be in the liking of butchering their enemies. But even if most of the players were clearly in the gentleman-mode, there was no question about which team was calling the shots in the field.

Maedhros had decided to try and make his defenders mark the star-scorers of Anfauglith man to man. In general opinion that was thought equaling with throwing them to the wolves – and that was also the end-result with Maeglin scoring twice, Gwindor once and Gothmog only near missing it a few times. With the defence-material he has at his disposal Maedhros would do well to opt for other tactics, at least against strong scoring teams.

But the match also proved that Himring has potential. Managing to make 10(5) shots and one goal against a defence built on the cream of the last year’s defences of Gondolin and Utumno and Huor on goal is no small feat.

Angfauglith 3-1 Himring
tot shots 15-10
on target 7-5
GOALS:
*21, 1-0 Maeglin (Ecthelion)
*42, 2-0 Gwindor (Gothmog)
*61, 2-1 Maedhros (Borthond)
*82, 3-1 Maeglin (Fingolfin)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Angfauglith- Balrog #4, Azaghal
*Himring- Ulfast


Beleriand vs. Mithrim

There is not a lot to report from the sunny afternoon game between Beleriand and Mithrim. The game was quite friendly and fairly even unlike the numbers would let one understand. The greatest difference between the teams was in the efficiency of their shooting where Beleriand managed to put seven shots in between the posts from the twelve attempts it had while Mithrim only got four to the target.

Beleriand wasn’t exactly pressing to gain twice the two goal lead it did as Marach made it 2-0 after a corner and Angrod could thank the Mithrim defence for his 3-1 as he got totally free against Maglor when Uldor as the lowest defender tripped down.

Neither team made an impression and it’s hard to say whether the high number of shots both were able to produce were because of the goodness of their forwards or the sloppiness of their defences. The next friendlies should make us wiser on that issue.

Beleriand 3-1 Mithrim
tot shots 12-12
on target 7-4
GOALS:
*38, 1-0 Telchar (Gamil Zirak)
*64, 2-0 Marach (Aegnor)
*71, 2-1 Nienor (Annael)
*78, 3-1 Angrod (Nellas)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Beleriand- Daeron, Gamil Zirak
*Mithrim- Grithnir, Asgon


Doriath vs. The Forest

There’s nothing new under the sun one could say after watching the friendly between Doriath and Forest. The fabulous trio of Túrin, Beleg and Húrin is just as dangerous as it has always been and now backed by the magnificient Eöl we can easily speak about one of the most dangerous attacks this year’s tournament will see. It’s also no news that Tom Bombadill goes with the wind and that the rest of the team just lacks stamina and spirit.

Doriath possessed the ball sovereignily and their passing was admirable. So they more or less had the control of the game throughout. Only at the last fifteen minutes, when Doriath seemed happy to the result and Bombadill had a flurry to play at last, did The Forest create few dangerous opportunities at Doriath’s goal. But then Huan had a chance to show his qualities and made a few spectacular saves.

Doriath will be strong this year but The Forest needs to pull their act together if they wish to advance from the group-stage.

Doriath 3-0 The Forest
tot shots 14-7
on target 9-3
GOALS:
*29, 1-0 Hurin (Turin)
*40, 2-0 Eol (Turin)
*74, 3-0 Beleg (Mablung)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Doriath- Carcharoth
*The Forest- Saeros, Haleth


Gondolin vs. Hithlum

The meeting of the two totally renewed teams raised a lot of curiosity beforehand and so the stadium was almost full for the first friendly between Gondolin and Hithlum. It tells something of the tradition of football in the great city of Gondolin that when they lost the core of their championship team from last year King Turgon ran to their aid and brought the core of last year’s number two team Vinyamar with him. But Hithlum isn’t bad this year either including some hot names from two well performed teams last year aka. Mithrim and Eithel Sirion. The most watched pair in the field was of course Hithlum’s dynamic duo Celegorm and Curufin who were the undoubtedly best defenders of last year’s tournament – but now they were going to play forwards, on their own request.

The game was very amiable and the teams seemed to be more or less in agreement on letting each other try pressing forwards in turns. Or was it just Turgon’s Gondolin calling the pace being happy to let the others try after they had scored to go ahead? Supporting that conclusion would be the fact that it looked quite clear that Turgon had decided not to commit to the defence fully, thus testing his backlines.

After Hithlum’s equalizer to two goals each, it seemed Turgon decided to press for a winner but then Imlach started showing his qualities at the goal and denied the Gondolinians from a victory that hung in the air the last twenty minutes.

Even if Celegorm scored one goal and Curufin pulled two assists, they seemed quite upset after the game complaining that they were not fed with enough with the ball to make a difference. Hador needs to walk the balance of keeping his stars happy without frustrating the rest of the team.

Gondolin 2-2 Hithlum
tot shots 17-11
on target 8-6
GOALS:
*22, 1-0 Turgon (Duilin)
*37, 1-1 Hador (Curufin)
*55, 2-1 Egalmoth (Idril)
*63, 2-2 Celegorm (Curufin)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Gondolin- Salgant
*Hithlum- Gundor, Curufin, Lorgan


Lothlorien vs. Valinor

It can be announced that Galadriel’s steal of Fëanor to play for Lothlorien was one of the hottest news in this year’s trading, but even a player like Fëanor can’t win the games alone if no one feeds him the ball. Used to be fed by players like Miriel, Nerdanel and Finwë last year it is easy to see him getting frustrated this season unless something changes dramatically with team Lothlorien. The seriousness of the situation is nicely marked by the fact that the only decent opportunity Lothlorien had at scoring came from Fëanor outrunning the field by himself on a long ball from defence. Galadriel’s team really needs to practice building attacks, and Legolas and Boromir need to do some target-practise...

Valinor on the contrary seemed confident and they moved the ball effortlessly up and down the field letting the ball do the work for them. Miriel and Nerdanel scored one each making a good start for their season. With that kind of team behind them it’s relatively easy to predict these ladies to end up in the top ten of scorers this year, once again.

Lothlorien 0-2 Valinor
tot shots 7-11
on target 2-6
GOALS:
*39, 0-1 Nerdanel (Miriel)
*75, 0-2 Miriel (Yavanna)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Lothlorien- Shadowfax, Boromir II, Feanor
*Valinor- Arien


Nargothrond vs. The Downer

The Downer is the odd team for everyone following the games this year – but it seems also their playing style is very odd. When any reasonable team would have backed down they rushed forwards and vice versa. They were also very physical, and not always within the limits of the rules (see the five bookings they earned, in a friendly game!).

The weird style of the team took Nargothrond by surprise and actually led to both of their goals – and conversely to the final equalizer by Finduilas. It will be interesting to see both whether they will continue this carnevalistic game of theirs and how other teams will adjust their game to play them.

On other news it is to be reported that after leading the disasterous defence of Thangorodrim last year resulting in total failure, Glaurung seems to be much more happy & alive back in a more attacking role this year. The bad news for Thangoridrim is Barahir’s performance at the goal. The Downer managed three shots on goal and scored twice letting Barahir to save only one shot! With that level of goaltending there is no chance for the team whatsoever even if the second place in their group is up for grabbing to any decent team.

Nargothrond 2-2 The Downer
tot shots 12-13
on target 5-3
GOALS:
*21, 1-0 Glaurung (Emeldir)
*38, 1-1 Saucepan Man (Peter Hampton)
*61, 1-2 Hookbill (John Fillis)
*77, 2-2 Finduilas (Gildor)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Nargothrond- Arminas, Mim, Guilen
*Downer- Soap Pope, Morsul, Lalwende, Philip Hampton, Alien

[Boromir88]

*Note: The match reports for the tournament will be far more narrational and in-depth. You'll pretty much get every goal scored and all the juicy, fun stories through the duration of the game.

For the friendlies, expect shorter, and more general summaries like how the teams played against eachother, what parts of their team were they working on, and of course some of the players who performed the best (or not so well).

Friendlies - Round 1

Anduin vs. Misty Mts

This was a pretty standard friendly as both teams tested out some of their new pieces, and also because these two are in the same group. Misty Mts were clearly holding back on their defensive aggression (3 yellows is low for them!)While Anduin did push the attack, and score 2 goals, you'd have to say the Misty Mts let Anduin take their cracks on goal so they could measure the new keeper, Caradhras.

The Misty Mts offense looks to be clicking well already. They only pushed forward after falling behind both times, and had a relatively easy time generating offense whenever they wanted. Proven by Durin's Bane and Saruman's ability to equalize scoring within 10 minutes, after falling behind both times.

Anduin 2-2 Misty Mts
tot shots 14-9
on target 7-6
GOALS:
*25, 1-0 Telumehtar (Durin)
*29, 1-1 DBane (Saruman)
*63, 2-1 Beorn (Leod)
*70, 2-2 Saruman (Azog)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Anduin- Durin, Orophin, Frumgar
*Misty Mts- Great Goblin, Azog, Watcher

Angband vs. Minas Morgul

Minas Morgul played the more attacking game, but to no avail as they could not capitilize the attacking football with goals. Melkor had his defense playing at a high level, surprising to see in a friendly match, and the Witch-King was unwilling to commit greater effort to get better shots at this stage of the tournament. Despite playing the more aggressive game, Minas Morgul had a difficult time finding the proper space or time in the congested Angband box. Most of team Morgul's shots were forced off target and those that were at goal, the quality goal keeper Ungoliant had no trouble swallowing up. When Angband did have possession they revolved the attack around their star-FW Ancalagon. He was a tank in the center-FW position, getting 2 goals and causing big match up problems for the Minas Morgul defenders.

Angband 3-0 Minas Morgul
tot shots 11-13
on target 6-4
GOALS:
*14, 1-0 Ancalagon (Tilion)
*36, 2-0 Thuringwethil (Telvildo)
*62, 3-0 Ancalagon (Telvildo)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Angband- Balrog #2, Ulfang
*Minas Morgul- Herumor, Angamaite, Witch King

Eriador vs. Numenor

Neither team played this match with much spirit or emphasis. Even though Bert did get sent off it was a rather poor decision by the ref, if I say so myself. The refs, and to no fault of their own, have always kept a careful eye on the trolls. Although, Bert's 2nd yellow, it probably would have been better if the ref just kept it in his pocket, to let the teams finish off the remaining minutes at full strength. There was nothing particularly sinister with Bert's attempt to push Tar Surion off the ball.

Numenor was the sharper team, as to be expected since the Numenoreans like to involve all 11 of their players in a single concerted team effort. Their style translates to friendly wins, without having to spend a great amount of energy to do so. Arvedui's teams have a tendancy to relax more than most do at this stage, and then raise their game on the big primetime occassions. The trolls definitely looked confused and out of their element, trying to adjust to Arvedui's orders to tone down their normal bruising defensive style.

Eriador 1-2 Numenor
tot shots 11-9
on target 5-6
GOALS:
*17, 0-1 Tar Ancalimon (Tar Miriel)
*26, 0-2 Tar Surion (Vardamir)
*65, 1-2 Barrow-Wight (Araphor)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Eriador- Bert, Halbarad
*Numenor- Tar Elendil, Tar Cirytan
RED CARDS:
*Eriador- Bert (84, second yellow)

Gondor vs. Minas Tirith

As it was believed when this match was announced, it would be a "friendly" in all meanings of the word. Both teams played extremely polite, having long time friends on the opposing team. The first half the attending crowd was disappointed, as the game looked like something you'd have in your backyard, at a party, with friends. Arwen and Eowyn were assigned to guard eachother, but they were more often seen casually jogging next to eachother gabbing. About hair products? Moisturizing lotion? Griping about their husbands? Who knows what?

The politeness remained in the 2nd half, but it was far more competitve and pleasing to watch. The crowd was able to witness 4 goals and some good football as the teams decided it was a good idea to get their passing and timing in sync. And when the game was tied, both teams upped their effort to try to gain a lead. Eldacar in particular looked on top form, being involved in all 3 of Gondor's goals, with 2 goals and 1 assist. The squads exited the pitch together, pleased with their play, offering tips and will wishes to their future successes in the tournament.

Gondor 3-2 Minas Tirith
tot shots 15-14
on target 7-6
GOALS:
*36, 0-1 Eomer (Imrahil)
*56, 1-1 Eldacar (Turambar)
*68, 2-1 Arwen (Eldacar)
*77, 2-2 Tarondor (Elfhelm)
*87, 3-2 Eldacar (Eorl)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Gondor- Narmacil
*Minas Tirith- Eowyn, Denethor II

[Kuruharan]

By: Chrysophalax Dives, Underground

Umbar-

The Underground recently sat down with the phantom to discuss the upcoming Cup...and some other stuff.

Underground: Thank you for meeting with us today.

the phantom: You're welcome. I am excited to have a new means of sharing myself with my fans!

Underground: How do you feel about your team’s chances in this year’s Cup?

the phantom I feel great! Obviously our fans need have no concerns about my performance on the pitch as I am the living, breathing definition of the word “awesome.”

Underground: What about the rest of your squad?

the phantom: Who? Ha-ha! Just kidding. I have a great supporting cast starting with NogWolf’s ability to argue the opposing defenders into an intellectual corner leaving them befuddled on the pitch and helpless to interfere with his goal scoring. Behind me I have SkipWolf’s ability to utterly bog down the opposing strikers and KuruWolf’s ability to bribe them into being offside.

Underground: You are on record as saying you believe Gandalf’s tactic of uncloaking at the drop of a hat is the most effective offensive tactic ever conceived. Will Tol-in-Gaurhoth be employing this tactic during this year’s Cup?

the phantom: I’m afraid I’m not going to get into specifics of our planned tactics this year. However, everyone can rest assured that our performance will be eye-opening!

Underground: Keeping on the Gandalf theme, isn’t it true that during the offseason, you and Gandalf discussed with each other the possibility of you two playing for the same team?

the phantom: I talk to all kinds of people as I am amazingly popular.

Underground: Isn’t it also true that in spite of your public commitments to never leave the Tol-in-Gaurhoth side, as a result of your chats with Gandalf, you entered into negotiations with Lorien to sign with them?

the phantom: I categorically deny that!

Underground: Which is unfortunate because we have a record of a conversation you had with Galadriel where she said to you, “I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired to ask what you offer.”

the phantom: .........she wasn’t necessarily talking about my signing with her team…

Underground: Can you confirm that your own negotiations to join her fell through when Gimli agreed to sign up, ironically enough, for a lock of hair?

the phantom: No comment.

Underground: Can you confirm or deny rumors that Galadriel has now paid so many players with locks of her hair that she is now, for all intents and purposes, bald?

the phantom: That’s it! This interview is over!

[Boromir88]

Final set of results for the Round 1 Friendlies!

Dunharrow vs. Mordor

This match was pretty sloppy and slow moving. Both teams seemed content to have a kick around and just practice against an opponent. The shooting was particularly poor from both. There was not much effort to build a sustained attack, but settle for taking long distance snipes on goal, and thus more often then not surrendering possession to the other team. The only difference in this game was the person (or well...thing?) in between the posts. The Silent Watcher's strong will stopped every shot, though any viewer would say the quality of the shots was quite poor, and we'll see if its will is strong enough to stop rockets from the better FWs. Aldor had quite a bit of trouble and whenever the Nazgul were around looked quite nervous in the goal. He may needed to just shake off some rust, because saving 50% will not get the job done in the tournament.

Dunharrow 0-2 Mordor
tot shots 9-10
on target 4-4
GOALS:
*40, 0-1 Grishnakh (Nazgul #7)
*72, 0-2 Nazgul #6 (Nazgul #7)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Dunharrow- Brego, Brytta
*Mordor- Shelob, Gorbag, Radbug

Eregion vs. Wilderland

Both teams again looked to be having a practice on the pitch. Sauron was definitely lacking his usual intensity, as he took more to watching and commanding his troops (as he had done from Barad-dur many ages ago), and Celebrimbor wasted his time being assigned to guard him.

The positive news for Wilderland is they look extremely deadly on set pieces, as both goals were scored from corner kicks. Khamul has the leg and accuracy to deliver excellent corners and the two dragons make large targets.

Eregion 1-2 Wilderland
tot shots 10-13
on target 5-7
GOALS:
*13, 1-0 Glorfindel (Elrohir)
*54, 1-1 Smaug (Khamul)
*83, 1-2 Scatha (Khamul)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Eregion- Elladan, Valandil
*Wilderland- Scatha, Bolg, Alatar

Esgaroth vs. Shire-Bree United

Another friendly in the sense that the teams were joking and laughing as they were playing against eachother. The fans saw a lot of goals, which is always exciting, but none of them were what I would call "great" goals. Either because the goal keepers were sloppy, or the defenses were uninterested and lackluster, or probably a lot of both.

You can see both teams liked to shoot, and Shire-Bree United a bit more so, but with far less accuracy as they peppered shots from every direction and angle, no matter how unlikely it was to go on target. Esgaroth worked with a better direction to their attacks, instead of everyone just kicking the ball from wherever, you could tell Girion was more methodical by being able to deliver good passes to Bard and Dain.

Esgaroth 3-3 Shire-Bree United
tot shots 13-16
on target 6-7
GOALS:
*11, 1-0 Bard (Girion)
*29, 1-1 Bandobras (Frodo)
*42, 2-1 Bard (Tomnoddy)
*61, 2-2 Frodo (Pippin)
*69, 3-2 Dain (Girion)
*83, 3-3 Merry (Samwise)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Esgaroth- Attercop, Thorin
Shire-Bree- Bandobras, Lumpkin, Ferny

Tol Eressea vs. Tol In Gaurhoth

Both teams, and in particular Tol in Gaurhoth, are known for clever trickery and deception, but this match they played it straight forward. My guess is they are saving the deception for when the games mean more and did not want to tip their hands too much.

With that said Tol In Gaurhoth had simply overwhelmed Tol Eressea by the wolves superior athleticism. Ulmo likes to build the attack from the defenders forward, but Tol Eressea simply could not do that against the werewolves who were running all around, harassing the Eressea players. This game could have been a lot uglier had Amandil not made some truly nice saves or had Phantomwolf shown that he cared at all. He was quoted post match saying, "psh - it's just the friendlies."

Tol Eressea 0-2 Tol In Gaurhoth
tot shots 6-13
on target 2-8
GOALS:
*32, 0-1 InzilWolf (GwathWolf)
*64, 0-2 NogWolf (GwathWolf)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Tol Eressea- Osse, Uinen
*Tol In Gaurhoth- GaladWolf, NilpWolf, GwathWolf

[Nogrod]

Pay heed to these performances after the first round of friendlies...

Goalkeepers:

The Silent Watcher of Mordor
- saved four shots and kept the goal clean.

Manwë of Pelori
- conceded only one goal from six shots against him.

Defences:

T-I-G defence
-let the opponents only to shoot 2(6)

Midfield:

Nazgul #7 of Mordor
- 0+2 and a shut-out

Saruman of Misty Mts. & Frodo of Shire-Bree Utd.
- 1+1 but not too happy to defend...

Forwards:

Eldacar of Gondor
- 2+1

Ancalagon of Angband, Maeglin of Anfauglith and Bard of Esgaroth
- 2+0

[Boromir88]

FRIENDLIES - ROUND 2 PREDICTIONS
BoroLXXXVIII, Two Towers Network

It appears the players are not the only ones who need to shake off some rust, as my scores were woefully off. But by the time the tournament kicks off, I assure my esteemed readers all the rust will be gone.

Anduin (0-1-0) vs Wilderland (1-0-0)
Anduin comes into Round 2 with a draw against the Misty Mts and Wilderland beat Eregion. Anduin doesn't look like they will be pushovers in this tournament, but an uninterested Sauron still managed to beat Eregion and they should have the same success against Anduin.
Wilderland wins 3-1

Angband (1-0-0) vs Minas Tirith (0-0-1)
Angband's defense came out on fire against Minas Morgul, it'll be interesting to see if Melkor wishes to continue flexing his defensive might in the friendlies or after shutting down the effective Minas Morgul attack if he relaxes.
Angband wins 2-0

Angfauglith (1-0-0) vs Gondolin (0-1-0)
This would be an excellent match if it took place in the tournament. Anfauglith has the better athletes but I think Turgon will continue attacking more and letting the defense stand up on it's own.
Draw 2-2

Barad-Dur (0-0-1) vs The Downer (0-1-0)
I have no idea what The Downer team is going to do for this match, or not to mention what they are going to do 5 minutes from now. There seems to be no rhyme or reason, but that's worked to their benefit since no one else knows what they're going to do either.
The Downer wins 3-2

Beleriand (1-0-0) vs Tol Eressea (0-0-1)
With Ulmo expect Tol Eressea to remain defensive. Now that Angrod and Aegnor and some great dwarven smiths have joined Beleriand, I'm still not sure what to expect. They're in a tough group for sure, but should be better to watch than last years team.
Draw 1-1

Doriath (1-0-0) vs Hithlum (0-1-0)
Doriath is the more expensive team as Thingol really has emptied his pocket book this year. Also they're pretty relaxed under Melian's calm demeanor. Hador already struggling with unhappiness from his stars does not bode well for their chances this year. Still on talent alone, this will be a close game.
Doriath wins 3-2

Dunharrow (0-0-1) vs Eregion (0-0-1)
Both teams come in with a loss, but Eregion at this stage looks like the much better team as Dunharrow still has a lot of practicing to do.
Eregion wins 2-0

Eriador (0-0-1) vs Tol In Gaurhoth (1-0-0)
Eriador's had a tough go getting Numenor and now Tol in Gaurhoth, who looks to play just as aggressive as werewolves past, but much more intelligent.
T-I-G wins 3-1

Esgaroth (0-1-0) vs Lothlorien (0-0-1)
It appears the much talked about purchase of Feanor has signs of backfiring for the Golden Woods. I can't explain it other than Galadriel trying to show this is still her team and thus they will play her style. Where the Lothlorien players may fear going out of their Lady's favour the Esgaroth team is playing very care free.
Draw 2-2

Gondor (1-0-0) vs Westernesse (1-0-0)
I can't imagine Westernesse playing with the same gusto they did against Barad-dur. These are their younger brothers and with former Gondorians like Mardil and Hyarmendacil on team Westernesse they will look kindly upon their kin. While the Gondorians will be awed by the majesty and royalty of the Numenoreans and hope one day to achieve their same glory.
Westernesse wins 2-1

Himring (0-0-1) vs Nargothrond (0-1-0)
Not sure what to make of Himring yet, there's definitely talent with the friendship of Maedhros and Fingon. However, would Maedhros have been better trying to attract better talent instead of relying on the loyalty of Men and the "pledged" loyalty of Uldor's clan? If it's true that Glaurung is happy to be back in Nargothrond, where he can be an attacking MF, this bodes good for them.
Nargothrond wins 2-1

Minas Morgul (0-0-1) vs Mordor (1-0-0)
I can see this match being some pre arranged deal where the teams won't go hard against eachother but will still try to get their practice round in. This one has the makings of a...
Draw 2-2

Misty Mts (0-1-0) vs Pelori (1-0-0)
Pelori tends to have greater motivation against the baddie teams and they are overall better than the Misty Mts. The score won't be a blowout, because Manwe's teams like to eak out "kindly" wins, but the numbers will be heavily scewed in favor of Pelori.
Pelori wins 1-0

Mithrim (0-0-1)vs Tirion (0-0-1)
Tuor's a good keeper, but I can't see this team he's put together working. Sorry, I can't. Androg was good at one time, under Turin's guidance, but he had to be begged out of retirement and I can't see them scoring enough goals. Even if Tirion's lost a lot with the departure of Miriel and Nerdanel, Finwe, Aredhel, and Finrod make a quality attack and should not be taken lightly.
Tirion wins 3-1

Numenor (1-0-0) vs Valinor (1-0-0)
Tulkas has put together a dangerous team (and deadly trio of FWs). I wonder how happy Manwe is with the decension of his Valar? Oh well, doesn't matter because Tulkas will take Valinor farther than Manwe will take Pelori. You can go to the bank with that one.
Valinor wins 2-0

Shire-Bree United (0-1-0) vs The Forest (0-0-1)
This should be an entertaining game as both teams approach to the friendlies is loose and relaxed. Both teams have a history of collapsing under pressure, but when there are no pressures to perform well they're a lot of fun to watch.
The Forest wins 4-2

[Boromir88]

Friendlies - Round 2 Results

Angband vs. Minas Tirith

The teams came out quick and competitive, with Angband having the clear advantage. When Tilion blasted in a long strike, making the score 1-0, you'd have to say Angband came out controlling possession and deserved it. This is the 3rd consecutive year Tilion has signed with Morgoth, and he will have to be a big part for Angband's success.

After grabbing the lead Morgoth focused all efforts on a suffocating team defense and the Minas Tirith players tried hopelessly to break the Angband back line. You'd have to give credit to the White City's defenders though, who also did a good job cutting off the legs of the Angband attack. They did not allow Angband to hold possession for long and the only other score came on Morgoth intercepting a pass and booming the ball downfield to the 3 rushing FWs. It was 3 on 3 break and with the skill of the Angband trio, you knew they would win that battle, even before Ancalagon smashed it in for the 2-0 Angband victory.

Angband 2-0 Minas Tirith
tot shots 11-8
on target 5-3
GOALS:
*17, 1-0 Tilion (Balrog #3)
*62, 2-0 Ancalagon (Telvildo)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Angband- Thuringwethil
*MTirith- Eowyn, Grimbold

Dunharrow vs. Eregion

An extremely friendly game that only had 1 yellow card handed out, and that was because the field was still soggy from the morning rain. Thengel was guarding Figwit, and when he slipped he accidentally took out Figwit in the process of falling down. The ref had no choice but to give a yellow. The small crowd of new Eregion fans, sporting bright colored Figwit jerseys looked frightened since their favorite player had went down awkwardly. However, Figwit got up quick, shook hands with Thengel, and to the cheers of the lovesick fans, walked off any soreness.

Even if the defenses were superb on both teams, you'd have to say the offenses still had a lot of work before being tournament ready. Lots of sloppy passing, badly struck corner kicks, and just not accurate shooting. Eregion had the better of it, but their 1 goal came on a low roller that Aldor couldn't pick up because somehow Glorfindel managed to sneak it through the mess of Dunharrow defenders in the box.

Dunharrow 0-1 Eregion
tot shots 7-10
on target 2-6
GOALS:
*34, 0-1 Glorfindel (Figwit)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Dunharrow- Thengel
*Eregion-

Esgaroth vs. Lothlorien

Lothlorien came out uninspired and their heads not in the match, which showed in the first 10 minutes. Even without their star-striker, Smaug, Esgaroth are great executors and it came to no one's surprise they took advantage of Lothlorien's uninspired team. It also looks like the Lothlorien defenders need more time playing together since Celeborn and newly acquired Shadowfax took eachother out of the game, freeing up Girion for the early Esgaroth goal. After falling behind, Galadriel was irate and demanded her entire team to withdraw back and play lockdown defense. Even Feanor was held back in Lothlorien's half of the pitch.

At the start of the 2nd, Galadriel was convinced her gameplan to play lockdown defense and counter-attacks would pay off, and pay off it did! The 1st counter took Esgaroth completely by surprise as Legolas and Feanor outran the defenders for a 2 on 1 break against the keeper. The 2nd happened when Galadriel snatched a shot by Bard, tossed it out quickly to Gandalf and soon the entire Lothlorien team was pushing forward. The Lothlorien players overwhelmed the Esgaroth defenders, and Boromir headed it in for a 2-1 lead. Then the 3rd and final counter was just a sick display of individual skill. Gandalf took the ball away and sent a long, looping pass down field. Feanor outran everyone (including the help coming from Legolas and Boromir) and easily beat Brand for a 3-1 Lothlorien win.

Esgaroth 1-3 Lothlorien
tot shots 9-12
on target 5-6
GOALS:
*9, 1-0 Girion (Dain)
*47, 1-1 Feanor (Legolas)
*54, 1-2 Boromir II (Haldir)
*59, 1-3 Feanor (Gandalf)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Esgaroth- Attercop, Bain, Mayor
*Lothlorien- Shadowfax, Celeborn, Boromir II

Gondor vs. Westernesse

Westernesse came into this game far less aggressive, most likely since they were playing against friends and kin. Despite the 2-2 outcome Westernesse showed they were the better athletes, by for the most part, keeping control of the game and the better shots. Afterwards, the teams paid eachother their respects for the good game, but Westernesse was clearly disappointed in their defense and goalie breaking down to let Gondor equalize both times.

Gondor 2-2 Westernesse
tot shots 11-14
on target 5-8
GOALS:
*16, 0-1 Mardil (Tar Minastir)
*40, 1-1 Eldacar (Arwen)
*65, 1-2 Elros (Ar Pharazon)
*81, 2-2 Eorl (Narmacil)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Gondor- Folcwine
*Westernesse- Hyarmendacil

[Nogrod]

Angfauglith - Gondolin

Packing into the stadium Gondolians were having some really mixed feelings. The field would be filled up with their heroes but many of their champions from last year would carry the colors of team Angfauglith while their own team was bursting with names from the silvermedalists team Vinyamar. When the teams entered the field there were individual yells calling for “traitors” and “deserters”, but most of the crowds seemed to cheer for all players congenially.

As soon as the game began it became clear both teams had paid heed to the possible contempt of the Gondolinians and they were giving the audience their best while maintaining a well-humoured and gentlemanlike attitude towards the game and to each other. So instead of hard tackling and merciless fighting from each ball the audience was entertained with some of the tournament’s hottest players delivering ball tricks and trying out clever passing combinations; at time it looked like the Angfaughlith midfielders had put up a fun competition over who could score from the greatest distance.

With all the talent and skill on the field it was more than fitting that the only goal made was an absolute beauty by Gwindor: from a rebound of Ecthelion’s power-shot from almost forty meters that hit the post, Gwindor made an outstanding volley off the bounce and hit it just under the crossbar with such force Rôg was totally disarmed.

So even if the game was more like looking at friends playing at the park than following competitive football, the crowds were pleased and entertained in the end. And there is good news for team Gondolin; after a more or less mediocre performance in the first friendly game, Rôg seems to be gearing up again at the goal.

Angfauglith 1-0 Gondolin
tot shots 11-6
on target 8-2
GOALS:
*49, 1-0 Gwindor (Ecthelion)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Angfauglith- Balrog #4
*Gondolin- Thorondor


Doriath - Hithlum

The mood of the game between Doriath and Hithlum could have been quite congenial as well, was there not the clear tension between Celegorm and Curufin on the one side and Eöl, Beren and Luthien on the other; they didn’t even shake hands in the beginning of the game ceremonies. In-game Eöl got booked from tripping Curufin and Celegorm from roughing Beren. And if looks could kill, there sure would have been five dead players in the field. But all in all, Melian and Hador managed to keep their players more or less in order and the overall athmosphere of the game was friendly.

But even playing a friendly game doesn’t mean that Doriath would play lazily. They scored twice in less than twenty minutes in to the game ripping Hithlum’s defence apart like a tornado. After gaining a two goal lead they eased their pressure somewhat and the game became a bit more even. Before the end of the first half Curufin narrowed the score with a brilliant individual performance outrunning Doriath’s defence.

On the second half Doriath took the reins again playing a very well balanced possession game leaving team Hithlum time and time again without the ball or room to make a play with it. Unlike against Gondolin in the first match, Imlach looked just the mortal man he is and was forced to surrender two more times.

Like after the first game, brothers Celegorm and Curufin were complaining the lack of feeding. “Natural born scorers do score, but only if they get the ball to do it!” Curufin is told to have yelled at Hador. Hador’s greatest problem of course is that Curufin is right.

Doriath 4-1 Hithlum
tot shots 15-8
on target 9-4
GOALS:
*8, 1-0 Hurin (Turin)
*17, 2-0 Turin (Luthien)
*37, 2-1 Curufin (Aradan)
*51, 3-1 Eol (Beleg)
*65, 4-1 Mablung (Hurin)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Doriath- Elwe, Eol
*Hithlum- Lorgan, Galdor, Celegorm


Minas Morgul - Mordor

The game between Minas Morgul and Mordor could have been labeled the reunion of last year’s team Gorgoroth – and it was as an amicable meeting baddies can pull off.

Mordor team was more than proud of showing off the new impassable goalkeeper to their Morgul friends. Unlike most others, the Witch King remained unimpressed and proved his point by hammering in a shot behind The Silent Watcher’s back when only 22 minutes had been played.

Finally team Mordor left the field as winners but neither team actually shined. Minas Morgul does have an active attack and they produce a decent number of shots every game but so far Castamir and Beruthiel have mainly concentrated in shooting far and wide off the mark. And they really have a goalkeeping problem with Earnür: if half of the shots on target go in, they’ll have long and laborious journey towards winning games. On the other hand, Mordor hasn’t left an impression either: the team is clearly missing Sauron’s leadership and a little bit too much seems to be laying on Nazgul #7’s shoulders.

Minas Morgul 1-2 Mordor
tot shots 13-9
on target 5-4
GOALS:
*15, 0-1, Nazgul #7 (Gorbag)
*22, 1-1 Witch King (King Dead)
*39, 1-2 Shelob (Grishnakh)
YELLOW CARDS:
*MMorgul- Fuinur, Witch King
*Mordor- Snaga, Radbug, Nazgul #5


Mithrim - Tirion

After the practice-session with Pelori (where Pelori were clearly the better team) Aulë led his team Tirion into the field finally going for it. And the team looked good indeed: Aredhel is always dangerous, but also Finrod Felagund and especially grandfather Finwë showed their qualities. Yet their game was not only about stars scoring, but also their defensive game was a delight to watch – and very effective. But in earnest it must be said that even if Tirion didn’t play with full throttle all the game it was also the mistakes of the Mithrim defense that led into the ugly numbers on the board in the end (especially the last goal where Grithnir passed the ball straight into Felagund’s feet who immediately released Aredhel totally forgotten by Brodda).

Which leads one to speculate whether Tuor would have made a wiser move joining Gondolin when asked. Now it just seems there is talent so thinly spread in team Mithrim that it will not survive the group-stage and last year’s silvermedalist Tuor needs to watch the play-offs from the tv.

Mithrim 0-4 Tirion
tot shots 7-15
on target 3-9
GOALS:
*10, 0-1 Finwe (Finarfin)
*23, 0-2 Mahtan (Aule)
*65, 0-3 Finwe (Finrod)
*83, 0-4 Aredhel (Finrod)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Mithrim- Aerin, Nienor
*Tirion- Elemmire


Numenor - Valinor

After the first friendly against Eriador the loyal fans of team Numenor were seeing positive marks in the air: maybe losing a bunch of the cream of their players to Westernesse was not so bad after all, maybe they were having once more a competitive team? Those hopes were not totally crushed in the game against Valinor, but a strong doubt was cast over their aspirations – so far behind their team was from their opponents at this point of the tournament.

On the first half both teams seemed content to just practice passing the ball – Valinor even started sending the ball back from the offence after getting it there just for the sake of practicing. Happily for the crowds both teams decided to make it tad more competitive on the second half. Valinor had no problems scoring twice and, like against Lothlorien, their defence allowed only two shots on their own goal.

Valinor’s game looks easy; clean and quick, and effective. It is clear Tulkas has managed to form a team that will go far in this year’s tournament. But how far?

Numenor 0-2 Valinor
tot shots 6-14
on target 2-6
GOALS:
*54, 0-1 Nerdanel (Arien)
*73, 0-2 Yavanna (Miriel)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Numenor- Ar Zimrathan, Tar Ancalimon, Tar Surion
*Valinor- Este


Shire-Bree Utd. - The Forest

The match between Shire-Bree Utd. and The Forest was actually quite an entertaining one but it did tell little about how the teams would fare in the actual tournament. There were two totally different phases in the game which could be called before and after Bombadill decided to do something about the game.

On the first half and through the early minutes of the second it seemed that the ents were more fascinated in watching and following the hobbits they seemed to think a curious kind of creatures than they were interested in the ball. As someone from MESPN commented on the media-balcony, their game looked stiff and “treeish”.

But after the hobbits had thanked their opponents by scoring twice sprinting between the slow ents laughing as they went, Bombadill finally decided it was time to do something. And he did start singing thus awakening the ents. And the scales were turned around in a snap; now it was the hobbits’ turn to stand in awe as the ents started moving and creating chances.

After awakening the ents Tom Bombadill had left the field for the near meadow to pick some flowers to his dearest. But when he came back to the stadium about ten minutes before full time and realized how inefficient the entish attacks had been (mostly shooting high and wide the mark), and that their team was still two goals behind, he decided to concentrate for a moment. In four minutes he equalized the game and then read some poems to Goldberry for the last ten minutes.

Both teams seemed happy with the draw.

Shire-Bree United 2-2 The Forest
tot shots 14-11
on target 6-6
GOALS:
*36, 1-0 Samwise (Frodo)
*51, 2-0 Bandobras (Lumpkin)
*78, 2-1 Bombadil (Skinbark)
*82, 2-2 Bombadil (Thranduil)
YELLOW CARDS:
*SBUnited- Ferny, Pippin, Bill
*Forest- Quickbeam, Haleth

[the phantom]

Anduin 1-3 Wilderland
tot shots 10-14
on target 5-8
GOALS:
*22, 0-1 Khamul (Sauron)
*35, 0-2 Scatha (Sauron)
*68, 0-3 Smaug (Bolg)
*81, 1-3 Earnil II (Leod)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Anduin- Orophin, Beorn
*Wilderland- Great Warg, Bolg, Scatha

In the first friendly Sauron was strictly an observer and coach, but he actually got into the action a bit in this contest. He didn't go full speed, do any long runs, or shoot even, but he distributed beautifully and controlled the offense which really performed well. On the other end Anduin gained some decent chances, as Wilderland’s defense was caught unorganized and slow a couple times, but most of the chances were wiped away nicely by Grimbeorn.
After the match there could have been an incident with Scatha calling out Fram and rubbing it in that he'd scored against him, but Fram took it in stride saying, "Yes, I need to find my top form quickly, though I think that goal would've been tough for anyone to stop. You were too free and too close."

Barad-Dur 2-2 The Downer
tot shots 10-13
on target 5-6
GOALS:
*16, 1-0 Cirdan (Shagrat)
*34, 1-1 Saucepan Man (Hookbill)
*60, 2-1 Mouth (Gil-galad)
*76, 2-2 Alien
YELLOW CARDS:
*Barad-Dur- Shagrat, Gothmog II, Fellbeast #1
*Downer- Alien, Morsul, Peter Hampton, John Fillis

Gil-galad and Barad-Dur definitely approached this match as a friendly and consequently were quite turned off by the unsteady style and underhanded play from The Downer. The rough play got The Downer into trouble early however, as Morsul was caught grabbing Isildur by the hair to slow down his run, and the resulting free-kick led to a jumbled pinballing that ended with the ball in the net. The Downer equalized though, as his teammates cleared a space for Saucepan Man to boom one in from distance.
In the second half Barad Dur came out harder, but they shut it down a bit once they got their goal, which allowed The Downer to exert some pressure. The equalizer from Alien came on a penalty kick, which may not have been fair as Fellbeast's foul against Alien was only a reaction to Alien vomiting acid onto his tail when the refs weren't looking.

Beleriand 1-0 Tol Eressea
tot shots 9-12
on target 3-7
GOALS:
*33, 1-0 Aegnor (Telchar)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Beleriand- Aegnor
*Tol Eressea- Osse

Both teams tried whipping the ball around the field and running a bit more than usual just to improve passing and stamina, but it wasn’t really their thing and play was generally sloppy. It was in fact a botched attempt at a one-touch pass that led to Beleriand's goal, as Telchar was first to it and Aegnor, seeing his man would have it, timed his sprint perfectly and came free behind the defense and put it in.
Between the posts at the other end was Halmir, and he had an outstanding game, stopping all seven shots that came his way- some of them not particularly easy ones.

Eriador 2-2 Tol In Gaurhoth
tot shots 11-12
on target 6-5
GOALS:
*36, 1-0 Aragorn (Halbarad)
*53, 1-1 NerWolf (SallyWolf)
*58, 1-2 GwathWolf (InzilWolf)
*82, 2-2 Barrow-Wight (Araphor)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Eriador- Bert, Aranarth, Barrow-Wight, Araphor
*TIG- SkipWolf, InzilWolf

This time it wasn’t just PhantomWolf that disappeared for a friendly. The entire first half the wolves all played tentatively and unorganized, constantly distracted by Eriador's Barrow-Wight. Believe it or not the Werewolves actually looked intimidated!
And so even playing a more relaxed friendly style Eriador found openings to score it and capitalized 36 minutes in.
For the second half the Wolves came out and did their best to ignore the Wight and played at a rather frenzied pace. Surprised, plus not willing to up their speed and effort, Eriador quickly conceded two goals to the forwards of Tol In Gaurhoth. But directly after GwathWolf put it in, Barrow-Wight harshly tackled the Werewolf and the ref said nothing of it. Fearful that the ref was in BW's pocket and worried about wounding, many of the Wolves lost their swagger. With GwathWolf hobbled, PhantomWolf chatting with fans (as usual), and everyone else disorganized, Eriador managed some good pressure and at the last BW himself put it past ShastaWolf for the tie.

Himring 1-1 Nargothrond
tot shots 11-10
on target 4-4
GOALS:
*30, 1-0 Maedhros (Fingon)
*61, 1-1 Glaurung (Gildor)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Himring- Ulfast, Ulwarth
*Nargothrond- Baran, Guilen

Much of this game was quite a snooze. Himring was somewhat exciting to watch at first, but once they managed a joint goal by the two captains they shut down the offense. Nargothrond tried to equalize from then on, but Himring’s defense just made a muddy mess of things. Finally a booming strike from Glaurung made it square and after that both teams just kicked it around. Some of the spectators booed them afterwards, feeling that the teams should've at least looked like they were trying to win it near the end.

Misty Mts 0-1 Pelori
tot shots 9-10
on target 5-4
GOALS:
*74, 0-1 Varda (Irmo)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Misty Mts- Meneldor, Azog, Watcher
*Pelori- Nahar, Orome

This match started off surprisingly cordial, with Saruman and Durin's Bane chatting with some of their old friends from the blessed realm and the eagles from opposite sides soaring together for a bit. Namo was particularly interested in the work Saruman had done to put Caradhras in goal.
As the second half wore on however Caradhras stirred things up with a bit of trash talk, whispering in the wind that he was a superior peak to Taniquetil, and soon they were arguing over which mountain range was better based upon height, expanse, varied topography, rock formations, canyons, etc. Soon the pair of squads was trying to gain the lead vigorously. DBane and Azog both made some great efforts, but Manwe was locked in and stopped them. The lone goal was scored by Varda, who did most of the work herself, though it's debatable as to whether or not her counter-spell against Caradhras was legal.
"I'm going to lodge a complaint immediately," said Saruman after the match. "Of course we don't care about this result much, but we can't have that happening in the tournament! Our keeper's only means of stopping players from scoring is blowing wind, snow, and lightning, and thus using a powerful spell to clear and quiet the atmosphere temporarily is entirely unfair!"

[Nogrod]

The AKM brings you a general analysis of the teams and their groups in two parts now as the teams have played two friendlies. After the last round of friendlies the AKM will provide its readers with a full analysis backed up with a host of statistics for anyone wishing to bet on the Phantasy Tournament..

GROUP A
Doriath
Himring H
Shire-Bree United
Tirion

Doriath looks the single contestant to take the peak position in this group. The trio Húrin, Túrin and Beleg supported by Eöl in offence; Beren, Luthien and Mablung hanging in between and defense having Melian and Thingol join Carcaroth and Huan looking like finding his shape again looks like a deadly combination to any team they’ll meet. Even if their opponents haven’t been the toughest around the goal difference 7-1 in only two games just talks for itself.

Group H second (whichever it is) will be a snack to them in the way to quarterfinals where going might get rougher.

Tirion looks like the other one team to go through to the play-offs. Aulë’s team has both scoring potential and more or less solid defense. Finwë, Finrod and Aredhel are a threat to any team around in offence, but even if they have sacked the disasterous defense of last year the new one is a questionmark, like Orodreth in goal.

Of the two other teams the Shire-Bree Utd. has a slight chance to qualify, but especially their defense and goaltending need to step up to the occasion if they wish that. The Fabulous Four sure seem to play better together than on their own, but it’s not only the fans who are missing Rosie Cotton in the goal. Old Maggott from the midfield is missed by many as well.

Himring seems to be the weakest side of this group, but one should not forget that they’ve had one of the toughest opposition in the friendlies thus far. But will a draw with Nargothrond be merit enough on the real games? Maedhros and Fingon need to find a new gear and Maglor needs to pull his act together at the goal for them to have any chances.

GROUP B
Anduin
Esgaroth
Misty Mts
Wilderland H

Like in Group A, there seems to be a sole favourite to win this group, and that is Wilderland. The attack led by Sauron and two dragons (Scatha and Smaug) are a formidable bunch, while snatching Khamûl and the wizards was a jackpot to Sauron solidifying his midfield and defense. Many were suspicious of Grimbeorn’s qualities as a keeper for a team that would go far, but his saving-percentage of 80% is on the top quarter of the goalies thus far. Sauron scarcely takes a losing side but unless miracles happen Wilderland will not be seen in the finals (number two from Group G will be a tough enough challenge to them)…

Of the other teams it is hard to say who will crushed by the Valar on the first round of the play-offs.

Misty Mts. has faced decently strong opponents thus far and especially Caradhras has performed quite well in the goal while Saruman and Durin’s Bane have not yet warmed up enough in the offence. Esgaroth seems to be having the strongest forwards of the three (Bard, Daín, Girion), but Brand is one of the poorest goalies in the tournament and it’s hard to see a team going far with such level of goaltending. To make things more puzzling, Anduin has managed to draw with Misty Mts. and goes in between the stats in regards to the other two contenders for the second place.

GROUP C
Angband
Angfauglith H
Hithlum
The Downer

Group C boasts with two real contenders to win the Arda Cup 2011, one real oddball and an unpredictable bunch of players who could either fly or fall depending on how they’ll get their act together.

Angband has moved from Utumno retaining most of their players and with the first friendlies Morgoth and his crew strengthened with Ancalagon the Black as the striker looks a formidable side indeed. And as Ungoliant has continued her great performances in the goal we got used to the last season it looks like this team will be really hard to beat for anyone.

But the newly-formed team Angfaughlith is no push-over either. Echtelion, Gwindor, Maeglin and Gothmog form a really dangerous offence and Huor keeps on catching the balls with great percentages downstairs. Two balrogs and the High King Fingolfin takes care the defense in front of Huor holds.

The team Downer is the real questionmark here. Their unorthodox style of play, their odd tactics and physicality that leads to many cards being distributed, but which can also unsettle the opponent, makes them the odd one out. No one knows what to anticipate of them or how to play them. Thus far they have performed remarkably well but there is a clear weakness in their goaltending as King Bus seems not to be on the level of his collagues in teams Angband and Angfaughlith.

A decent better might indeed lay his money on Hithlum rather than the Downer for the third place. And if the brothers Celegorm and Curufin have it their way and the team tactics are changed, who knows if they can even challenge the top two of the group – but that would require remarkable changes and bringing forth some untapped talent in the team.

A real giant-killer will be seen on the first rounds of the play-offs when either Angband or Angfaughlith takes on Westernesse…

GROUP D
Barad-Dur
Eregion H
Eriador
Gondor

Group D looks like a fairly even one and hard to predict. On the basis of pre-tournament speculation and the first two rounds of friendlies it might look like Gondor would be the favorites to win the group, but Eregion and Eriador are breathing closely behind them – and no one should underestimate the men of the Last Alliance even if they look like being a bit lonely.

But if the AKM would have to bet right now, it would put its money on Eregion to win the group, the edge being on Elrond in the goal and Glorfindel in the front (and just waiting for Eärendil to wake up). But as the team Eriador boasts a host of the former members of team Norbury from last year, one should not downplay their chances either – although especially Araphor has been wandering in the shadows thus far leaving the scoring to the Barrow Wight who truly underperformed the last year.

Barad Dûr will be the fourth team of the group unless there are some miracles working in there. It was understandable Gil-Galad and Isildur teamed with Sauron last year to make what team Anfaughlith has done this year, but as Sauron left it has been the constant question why the last alliance boys stayed with the baddies and did not sign into other teams. And on what loyalty does Cirdan play there? With the two humans one can blame pride and vanity, but with Cirdan?

Whatever the result of this group is, the two teams from group E will drop them easily in the first round of play-offs – at least the runner-up will have a cold ride.



Part two to follow tomorrow...

[Nogrod]

GROUP E
Mordor
Nargothrond
The Forest H
Tol In Gaurhoth

A stranger to the Arda football might think Mordor being the favourites of this group if only looking at the stats of the friendlies, but we here in the AKM know better. It is quite clear the T-I-G team will wake up as the real games begin. For example the veterans Phantomwolf (0+0) and Nogwolf (1+0) have obviously just been stretching their muscles thus far. The question T-I-G faces every year is their goaltending. Last year Eomerwarg was playing very bad in the friendlies but got a level or two better in the tournament itself. Let’s hope Shastawolf will perform a similar kind of feat this year as the beginning hasn’t been the best one. Gwathwolf has played promisingly in the first two games.

Even if Glaurung seems to be enjoying his game once again, he will not be able to keep team Nargothrond going all by himself. With little support for him Nargothrond will be the last of this group.

That leaves Mordor and The Forest to fight over the second place in the play-offs. Mordor’s stats look a bit better at this moment and Silent Watcher looks like a formidable keeper indeed. But then again Mordor has had a class inferior opponents thus far than The Forest.

On the Forest’s side there is the eternal questionmark with a name of Tom Bombadill. When interested in the game Bombadill is one of the best forwards in the whole tournament, if not even the single best one. Focused on the game he can win games singlehandedly. But that is, when he happens to be interested in playing. Without him the team Forest is more or less an average one.

GROUP F
Mithrim
Numenor H
Tol Eressea
Westernesse

The numenorians will advance to the play-offs from this group. Westernesse is one of the serious contesters to win the whole tournament this year and team Numenor will be proud enough not to lose to the two bottom teams of this group.

Ar Pharazon and High king Elros seem to be in good shape once again and they have a strong support in offence with Tar Minastir, Ar Adunakhor, Mardil and Hyermendacil. and the defence led by the great Tar Telperien herself will be one of the toughest to crack as the real games begin. The only possible questionmark in the team Westernesse is the fitness of their goalkeeper Tar Atanamir. He has been a trustworthy goalie for years and he has been playing quite well thus far also this year, but he has not been flashing or magnificent yet. Tournament-winners will need that kind of goalie.

Before the friendlies started many laid bets on both Tulkas and Ulmo outshining their big brother, but even if Tulkas most probably will do it with team Valinor, Ulmo’s Tol Erëssea looks just pathetic. It’s quite telling that their only stats from two games is three yellow cards. On the positive note one could say though that Amandil is a decent keeper.

But if possible, Mithrim is even a sorrier case. Their goal difference of 1-7 tells it all – even if they’ve had a bit stronger opponents than some other teams thus far. Tuor himself could have had glorious moments scoring for Gondolin but setting himself to the goal of his own team with just a wee bit over 50% savings-percentage seems like a very silly move indeed. He has one decent defender (Annael), one midfielder (Morwen) and Andróg is a pretty good forward, but having four quality players just isn’t enough in a tournament of this level.

GROUP G
Beleriand
Gondolin
Pelori
Valinor H

Group G is definitively the “group of death” this time around. All four teams would qualify easily in whichever group – with the possible exception of Beleriand and group C with two top-quality teams already in the group.

So, Beleriand is clearly the weakest link in this group and the only one that can be predicted probably not to qualify. Beleriand has not played badly, but the team clearly lacks both drive and stamina. Although it must be noted that Halmir has proved to be one of the top goalies of the tournament thus far and the other teams will find it hard to get the ball past him: with the saving-percentage of 90% Halmir would shine brightly in any group. But in this group he is only the third best! That tells something of the quality this group has.

Gondolin will most probably be the other team to fall this time around. Sadly the champions of last year with more or less totally new team consisting mostly of players from last year’s runners up Vinyamar has had tough luck in the drawing of the groups. Valinor and Pelori are just too tough for them. Unless Rôg comes back to his level of play in the goal and Turgon manages to beat Idril and his two forwards, former Vinyamar midfielders Duilin and Egalmoth into superb performances.

Between Valinor and Pelori it will be interesting to see which one takes the number one position.

Valinor could be said to be the slight favourites though. With Miriel and Nerdanel sharing the forward position alongside Arien the Valinor attack is one of the best in the whole tournament. But their quality doesn’t end there. With Valier-laden midfield and defence, led by Tulkas himself, the team is strong on every level. In average they allow the opponents to shoot half the shots most other teams do; and in two games their opponents have managed to shoot towards goal only four times. To keep those rare shots at bay Ingwë is an elf in place in between the posts.

Pelori seems to play like they did last year: avoiding to humiliate their opponents winning them with small numbers – but still winning consistently. There is a lot of skill and experience in the team. Especially Manwë has shown to be a quality-keeper and his spouse, the lady of the stars, seems to be at home on the top of the midfield scoring twice in two matches, and Lórien is in a good shape this year as well. They can dominate the matches against most opponents with just pure willpower, but how will they fare against teams as mighty as they are, like Valinor for starters?

GROUP H
Dunharrow H
Lothlorien
Minas Morgul
Minas Tirith

After the flash and awe of group G, group H looks pretty thin in talent. Of the teams here only Lothlórien has some chances of surviving the first round of the play-offs. But that requires that team gets the pieces of its game into place both on tactical and individual level. They need to get the ball more to Fëanor in front to be able to use his talent in full, but also Boromir and Legolas need to step up their game. Gandalf and Shadowfa seem to be still searching for their game and Galadriel hasn’t been on her top level as yet. If these few things start to work Lothlórien has chances to go far in this tournament. But there’s a big if there.

Both Towers have serious problems in defense, especially in their goalkeeping. Earnur has a pitiful saving-percentage of 50% and Cirion stays well under 60% as well. The Witch King is a dread to any opponent but somehow he has been quite invisible thus far – although they have only played against baddie teams. Maybe they will only get on full steam when they start meeting the goodies they despise? Be it as it may, they need to really pull themselves together if they wish to qualify.

Minas tirith has also problems with scoring but Dunharrow is just the bottom of the club: the overall stats show only three yellow cards, like with Tol Erëssea. But whereas Tol Erëssea clearly has potential it’s hard to see it emerging from team Dunharrow. But unlike the towerteams Dunharrow has somewhat decent defense which might keep them fighting for the place in the play-offs. Although that would be quite a surprise.

[Kuruharan]

By: Ugluk, Underground

Lugburz-

Much attention has been paid to the flashier more ego-centric teams in the lead up to this year's Arda Cup. But what about some of the lesser known teams? Some of them inevitably kick a few of the more heavily favored teams to the curb and make a deep run in the tournament. One such possible dark felbeast contender is Mordor. Some say Mordor might be one of the favorites in Group E, but can you remember more than three players from this squad without looking?

Thought not.

We here at The Underground are dedicated to bringing you a comprehensive picture of everything that happens at this year's Cup. In light of this I recently spoke to Grishnakh, one of the players from Mordor you probably forgot was in this year's Cup.

Ugluk: Thank you for doing this interview.

Grishnakh: You're welcome, ape!

Ugluk: First off, how do feel about your squad this year?

Grishnakh: I feel great about it! The Watcher is proving itself well in the goal and Herself is an absolute beast on the field. The...umm...others...whoever they are...are doing fine as well.

Ugluk: What do you say to those who think the supposedly star Nazgul on your squad are not performing nearly as well as they make out?

Grishnakh: They speak of what is deep beyond the reach of their muddy dreams! One day they will wish they had not said that!

Ugluk: Your squad has performed comparatively well in the friendlies and yet there are those who are already assigning that group to T-I-G saying T-I-G will wake up once the real competition begins and the level of competition your squad has faced thus far is a poor measure of your actual abilities.

Grishnakh: I Grishnakh say this: They are fools, but the Great Eye is watching them!

Ugluk: The Great Eye is not on your squad this year...

Grishnakh: Yeah well...you didn't even make a team this year!

Ugluk: Am I sensing some resentment of the fact your precious master has rarely played on a squad from his own land?

Grishnakh: Ugluk u bagronk sha push-dug...

*abrupt end of interview*

[Boromir88]

FRIENDLIES - ROUND 3 PREDICTIONS
BoroLXXXVIII, Two Towers Network

After a terrible Round 1, Round 2 was a definite improvement getting several of the scores and winners correct. AKM laughs at the attempt to predict friendly matches, but now you know part of the secret, I need warming up like all the teams. Which is why AKM may be superior in their statistical analysis, but TTN is light years ahead with their prediction maker department.

This round sees a lot of great match ups (and it wouldn't surprise me if some of these teams met again deep into the tournament. Which will make a lot of these friendlies hard to predict since teams may be holding back their full arsenal of tricks.

Anduin (0-1-1) vs Dunharrow (0-0-2)
Dunharrow can't get goals because they can't create enough quality chances. With that said Anduin's surrendered at least 2 per game because Fram's been a sub par keeper at best. So Dunharrow should be able to pick up at least 1, for if they don't their is truly terrible. Can Anduin get 2 then? Not with the limitted chances Dunharrow's defense allows, and Aldor has shaken off the cobwebs.
Draw 1-1

Angband (2-0-0) vs Pelori (2-0-0)
Age old enemies meet in the friendlies, but it should be tamer (at least more tame than if these two meet in the playoffs!) In past years Melkor showed the wisdom to put on a fair cloak and play with the Valar, but we'll see how much like Morgoth he has truly become now. Will either of these teams have the drive to beat their rival? Angband perhaps a bit more, hoping to beat the team that knocked them out of the group stage last year.
Angband wins 2-1

Angfauglith (2-0-0) vs Doriath (2-0-0)
This is ridiculously hard to predict, because so far Doriath has shown inspiration to put good effort into their friendlies. However, after their 2 convincing wins Doriath may think they're ready with all kinks worked out and choose to relax in the final 2 friendlies. Basically the same story for Angfauglith, 2 solid wins they should also relax in effort. Hopefully they will meet in the playoffs, so we could fully apprciate a match for the ages.
Draw 2-2

Barad-dur (0-1-1) vs Minas Morgul (0-0-2)
Minas Morgul has done a good job outshooting both their opponents, but this hasn't led to more goals. And it has a lot to do with Earnur who couldn't stop a bagel from somehow toasting in a freezer right now. Minas Morgul should continue outshooting their opponents, especially a weaker one like Barad-dur, and it will finally pay off in goals since Ohtar isn't much better than Earnur
Minas Morgul wins 4-2

Beleriand (2-0-0) vs Numenor (1-0-1)
2 decent wins by Beleriand, but I still can't see how they can keep up the success. It relies far too much on Halmir, who I can't see keeping up the ridiculous 90.9 save%. You give up as many attempts that Beleriand surrenders, the numbers will average out in the end and even if Halmir continues playing like Superman, even Superman is beatable between the posts.
Numenor wins 1-0

Eregion (1-0-1) vs Lothlorien (1-0-1)
This will be interesting and quite friendly, so I imagine quite boring, since both will want to sit back and defend. Lothlorien probably has the better offensive ability, but the problem is Galadriel refuses to do anything but defend and then counter attack. I say problem, because Eregion is simply impossible to play counter-attack football again, their defense is too good. Also, to beat Elrond you have to keep the shots firing in, and even then he's almost impossible to beat. Could end in a draw but I'll say
Eregion wins 1-0

Eriador (0-1-1) vs Shire-Bree United (0-2-0)
Despite only getting 2 draws no one can deny the hobbits have not been exciting to watch. Normally they're just amusing because they get run over, but then even seeing that all the time became boring. Arvedui will likely let the hobbits play confidentally, since the Rangers, being long time guardians of the Shire, will likely let them take their cracks on goal
Draw 2-2

Esgaroth (0-1-1) vs Misty Mts (0-1-1)
Esgaroth has performed better than the Dale team last year (getting rid of the ravens on defense looks to have been a better move for them), but still not sure how dangerous they really are without Smaug. This could be a key game in measuring how Esgaroth will fare in the tournament. Misty Mts draw with Anduin doesn't look great now, but the 0-1 to defeat against Pelori does, especially since Misty Mts wasn't statistically dominated.
Misty Mts wins 2-1

Gondolin (0-1-1) vs Nargothrond (0-2-0)
Nargothrond are the draw specialists so far, but they can't keep it up with only Glaurung doing the scoring. Gondolin's lost a lot from their championship last year but they're still proving difficult to beat as well. Turgon knows how to win.
Gondlin wins 2-1

Gondor (1-1-0) vs Mordor (2-0-0)
Another game of bitter rivals and both have played good friendlies. Gondor looks even improved from last year's team under Arwen's leadership. And the Silent Watcher has shown the ability to stand up to some decent attacks (but still not strikers of the Witch-King's quality). Gondor however, doesn't have anyone of that quality.
Draw 1-1

Himring (0-1-1) vs The Forest (0-1-1)
Maedhros and Fingon seem to be the only real threats for Himring, especially with Maglor's performance being declined from last year. Although, Maedhros and Fingon can be a match for many teams. There appears to be no dissent on The Forest team, as they have all come together to play for Bomadil (or for the concept of preservation maybe?) Whatever reasons The Forest have joined together, more than Bombadil will have to start pulling their weight (looks at Thranduil and Saeros)
Himring wins 3-2

Hithlum (0-1-1) vs Mithrim (0-0-2)
Hithlum just doesn't seem to be working right now and the purchase of Celegorm and Curufin is coming back to bite Hador. With that said Mithrim looks to be in even worse shape as Tuor's gamble seems to have really failed.
Hithlum wins 2-0

Minas Tirith (0-0-2) vs The Downer (0-2-0)
The Downer has so far outshot both their opponents, even though the matches ended in a draw. Minas Tirith has been outshot by their opponents in both matches so far. The Downer's unconventional play is taking the Arda Cup teams by surprise and it will continue paying off (at least until one team finally figures out the rationale behind their irrationality). It won't happen yet and it won't be Minas Tirith.
The Downer wins 3-2

Tirion (1-0-1) vs Tol Eressea (0-0-2)
Tol Eressea's attack is just as bad as Dunharrow's right now and Ulmo is really playing quarter-heartedly. However, even last year, playing the friendlies completely uninspired, Ulmo managed 4 draws with Vinyamar. Not so with Tol Eressea this friendly year.
Tirion wins 1-0

Tol in Gaurhoth (1-1-0) vs Wilderland (2-0-0)
This is interesting as a bunch of cunning baddies meet on the pitch for a brutal game. Sauron having prior allegiances with Tol in Gaurhoth will likely try to keep things tame, and since it's still the friendlies, at least some of the wolves *ahem*phantomwolf*endahem* just won't play at all. I still say dragons make meaner foes than werewolves.
Wilderland wins 3-1

Valinor (2-0-0) vs Westernesse (1-1-0)
Another match I'd like to see played in the playoffs, and not just the friendlies. It still should be pretty entertaining with these two rivals, but still not as exciting as what could be if they meet in the tournament. Valinor looks to be the more complete team as Westernesse has had some most unusual defensive and goal keeping breakdowns.
Valinor wins 2-1

[Nogrod]

Angband vs. Pelori

The air was thick with anticipation as Manwë’s and Morgoth’s teams would clash on round 3 of the friendlies. To all those looking forwards to aggressive fighting for every ball, dirty tricks and sheer force when the greatest powers of Arda would be settling the matters for real, the game sure was a disappointment. But the first half was a disappointment to any football fan as both teams played it very carefully not willing to take the initiative. There is a good chance the teams will meet again in the play-offs and that would be a game of life and death, not this one.

Happily the game started to become alive on the second half as little by little, after a few close calls on both ends, it seemed neither team was actually willing to lose the game to their nemesis. So in the end the crowds enjoyed some top quality football.

Both defenses played well but the sheer talent in both teams’ offence tested also the goalies. And in the end the game was decided by the quality of the goalies: while Manwë managed to frustrate Ancalagon with a couple of beautiful saves, Ungoliant was forced to surrender to Eonwë’s tough header following a corner by Oromë.

Finding themselves one goal behind with twenty minutes to go Morgoth did ramp up his attack to go for an equalizer, but Manwë called Pelori to go into high gear lockdown mode thus managing to keep the waves of attack at bay and securing the win.

Angband 0-1 Pelori
tot shots 14-9
on target 5-5
GOALS:
*69, 0-1 Eonwë (Oromë)
YELLOW CARDS:
* Angband – Balrog#1, Ulfang, Tevildo
* Pelori – Gwaihir, Nahar


Beleriand vs. Numenor

Beleriand and Numenor made it quite a walking-paced match between what looked like two more or less equal teams, and both seemed pretty happy with the draw. Numenor was a bit sharper on the first period while Beleriand had a slight edge on the second.

Beleriand is in such a tough group that it looks clear it has no chances of advancing into the play-offs with this kind of game – even if it is quite decent. But looking at how Tol Eressëa and even Mithrim are clearly making some progress as the friendlies go on one must make a little questionmark also after Numenor’s name as one to qualify from their group.

Beleriand 1-1 Numenor
tot shots 11-8
on target 5-3
GOALS:
*36, 0-1 Tar Miriel (Tar Ancalimon)
*60, 1-1 Marach (Aegnor)
YELLOW CARDS:
* Beleriand – Gamil Zirak, Belegund
* Numenor – Tar Ciryatan


Gondolin vs. Nargothrond

Two hidden realms, great deeds and tragic fates… and both teams have suffered a lot in the exchange-market this year losing many of their most illustrious players to other teams. Looking at both teams’ performances thus far in the friendlies it has looked like Nargothrond has taken the heavier blow of the two – and this game was no different. But due to the very different level of the groups the two teams play in, one could say that Nargothrond is nearer to qualification this year. Although it needs to play really well to do that.

The game was friendly but in no way bad or slow, actually both teams made an effort to win – even if they avoided rough play and any unnecessary injuries. After Gondolin had taken a two goal lead Nargothrond really went for it but in the end it was Rôg in Gondolin’s goal who secured the win for Gondolin picking up seven shots from eight. At the same time he seems to be showing the football community why he was the best (well, shared best with Ungoliant) goalie in last year’s tournament – and even if his first game this year wasn’t that flashing, he’s warming up just in time for the real games. Sadly in such a strong group.

Gondolin 2-1 Nargothrond
tot shots 15-13
on target 6-8
GOALS:
*18, 1-0 Duilin (Idril)
*35, 2-0 Turgon (Egalmoth)
*74, 2-1 Emeldir (Finduilas)
YELLOW CARDS:
* Gondolin – Turgon, Meleth
* Nargothrond – Glaurung, Mîm, Gelmir


Hithlum vs. Mithrim

Hithlum’s start has not been the most promising one thus far for a team with ambitions. And the star-players openly whining after the matches that the rest of the team playing lousily and that the captain is choosing the wrong tactics has not looked like a mark of a team that is pulling its act together. But lo and behold. What has happened in their locker-room or practice-field no one knows, but there was a totally new look to team Hithlum – and the brothers were on fire!

This time Hitlum was sending the ball up from every chance they got and Celegorm (2+0) and Curufin (1+2) showed why that is indeed good tactics with them in a team. At the same time the Fëanor’s sons cut off the emerging speculation that they would be great players only in defense.

Looking at Hithlum’s situation for the group stage their newly found joy of the game and efficiency in scoring is promising. Sadly they’re still having a bit sloppy defense (letting the opponent shoot a bit too much in every game) and Imlach may just not be the man for the job of taking them to the play-offs.

Much has been talked about Tuor and his decision to run his own team Mithrim, especially the poor performance of the team and the wisdom of Tuor letting down an offer to play for Gondolin as a goalscorer. It might be said that Mithrim has had on average a bit tougher opponents than some other teams, but now as Mithrim’s offence shows some signs of awakening, the heart of their problems shines even brighter. Their defense is full of holes and Tuor is one of the worst goalies in these games so far letting the opponents to score almost every other shot on target they take. Mithrim has allowed eleven goals in three matches. There’s no way to qualify with those numbers, even if they had forwads of solid gold – which they haven’t.

Hithlum 4-2 Mithrim
tot shots 18-15
on target 10-6
GOALS:
*6, 1-0 Celegorm (Curifin)
*24, 2-0 Hador (Aradan)
*40, 2-1 Nienor (Annael)
*47, 3-1 Curufin (Gloredhel)
*55, 3-2 Androg (Morwen)
*79, 4-2 Celegorm (Curufin)
YELLOW CARDS:
* Hithlum – Lorgan, Baragund
* Mithrim – Asgon,Brodda


Tirion vs. Tol Eressëa

In any other arena but the Arda Cup a match-up between Aulë and the great elves against Ulmo and his gang would have been the event of the year the whole Arda would have followed holding their breath. But in Arda Cup friendlies it was just one event and far from being the most interesting one of the round. Although there is one interesting thing to remark on, and that is that Ulmo’s Tol Eressëa is gearing up to fight for the second place with Numenor in their group.

It was a decent game, fair and friendly, but played seriously enough to provide real excitement. It was also a game of totally opposing strategies: while Tirion was going dashingly forwards all the time, Tol Eressëa was pulling their attacks down trying to use the few chances it created itself to its advantage.

And Tol Eressëa was rewarded on 65th minute when Uinen managed to put the ball behind Orodreth from a nice steal by Eärwen who immediately passed it to Elwing who in turn noticed Uinen’s clever run towards the goal. After taking the lead Tol Eressëa tried a real lockdown but Tirion’s strong push brought them the equalizer ten minutes after the lead-goal. Neither team was willing to press it after that.

Tirion 1-1 Tol Eressëa
tot shots 12-7
on target 6-3
GOALS:
*65, 1-0 Uinen (Elwing)
*76, 1-1 Finrod (Finwë)
YELLOW CARDS:
* Tirion – Aredhel
* Tol Eressëa – Eriol


Valinor vs. Westernesse

One of the most looked for games on this round of friendlies was naturally the meeting of the mighty Numenorians under the banner of Westernesse and team Valinor led by Tulkas united in more attacking and aggressive football Manwë’s teams had allowed. And even with seeing only one goal in the whole game the crowds were given value for their money.

It was clear that many influential members of both teams had memories of clashing together in different circumstances – and adding to that the high possibility the teams would meet later in the tournament in a “life and death” –match – they both seemed to hide their cards as to systems of offence or defense. So it was a game of just individual skill all around as the players were ordered to just play as well as they could but without an organized playing-system. And they made it both an interesting match as both sides really tried to win, but the freedom also made room for some dashing shows of individual talent, as well as nice combinations between players who were more used to each others’ company.

The main reason for the low score was once and for all the quality of the defenders and the goalkeepers. The only goal of the game was actually more or less an accident. Ar Pharazôn made a pass to Tar Minastir inside the box but it was a bit too high and Tar Minastir couldn’t take control of it but the ball deflected from his shin and took a totally unexpected direction heading to the other end of the goal from where Ingwë was rushing towards to save a quality shot from Tar Minastir. The ball hit just inside the far post and swerved inside to the goal.

Against all expectations Tulkas didn’t call his team to a full frontal organized attack to even the game whatever the cost, but it was still clear Valinor tried a bit more seriously to even the game the last twenty minutes, but Westernesse held their lead to the end, not the least honours for that going to Tar Atanamir at the goal who saved a few tough shots in the end.

Valinor 0-1 Westernesse
tot shots 11-11
on target 7-5
GOALS:
*68, Tar Minastir (Ar Pharazôn)
YELLOW CARDS:
* Valinor – Nessa, Arien, Vairë
* Westernesse – Ar Adunakhôr

[Boromir88]

Friendlies - Round 3 Results

Barad-Dur vs Minas Morgul

This was one of the harder fought friendlies of the year since neither team liked eachother that much. The Last Alliance companions were hoping to improve on their draw against The Downer, while Minas Morgul was just hoping their ability to consistantly outshoot their opponents would finally get them a deserved victory.

It turns out to be the same tale for Minas Morgul, outshooting and getting better shots than Barad-dur but losing yet again 3-1. Just when everyone thought surely Earnur's save percentage had bottomed out, it got plummeted even lower, now well below 50%. The first goal he gave up, was a clear mistake on Earnur's part. Shagrat hit a weak roller that Earnur had covered, but it rolled up, bouncing off his chest, right to The Mouth who put it in the back of the net. There's no question Earnur should have held on to that one and afterwards his confidence was broken, or was he just telling the Witch-King he wants traded? Surely it can't dip below 40%...can it?

Barad-Dur 3-1 Minas Morgul
tot shots 11-16
on target 4-9
GOALS:
*29, 1-0 Mouth (Shagrat)
*41, 2-0 Gil-galad (Isildur)
*63, 2-1 Beruthiel (Witch King)
*81, 3-1 Mouth (Isildur)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Barad-Dur- Fellbeast #1, Gothmog II
*MMorgul- Castamir, Nazgul #2, Herumor

Eregion vs Lothlorien

An extremely kind and boring game. The only goal came from Earendil who was turned away from the goal, but spun around and shot blindly. He looked surprised as it went sailing past Galadriel into the goal, as if he didn't even mean, or particularly want to score. Galadriel was angry about her lax defenders on the goal, but Lothlorien fans will start becoming more angry if Galadriel doesn't show a change of tactics. The only shots came off Feanor's attempt, who yet again was often the lone attacker. He created a few great chances, but a keeper of Elrond's caliber, you have to be flawless to put it passed him.

After the game Feanor was hot and tempered, he went straight to the locker room and did not answer any questions from the media. Signing with Lothlorien is looking like a decision Feanor is going to regret.

Eregion 1-0 Lothlorien
tot shots 9-7
on target 4-3
GOALS:
*53, 1-0 Earendil (Elrohir)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Eregion-
*Lothlorien- Shadowfax, Feanor

Eriador vs Shire-Bree United

This was an overall, exciting and fun game to behold. Aragorn and his ranger companions were happy to play with the hobbits who looked upon the rangers as big brothers. They were the hobbits' protectors and like normal big brothers, they were clearly stronger and more athletic, but they did not want to make the hobbits feel bad, so they were kindly and relaxed after grabbing the 3-1 lead with a little of 20 minutes remaining.

The Hobbits took advantage of Eriador's kindness with Bandobras pulling SB United 1 goal closer in the 86th minute. Even when getting it 3-2 the rangers let the hobbits have possession to try for a thrilling equalizing goal in stoppage time. However, Arvedui was not going to purposefully tank the game just to give the hobbits some confidence, if there was going to be an equalizer, he made sure they would deserve it on a good goal. Alas it was not so, but both teams left happy with the results.

Aragorn in particular, after the game had some high praise for SB United: "I'm pleased they were able to make it only a 1 goal difference. They know how to play attacking football and honestly gave our defense fits several times. I think they have a great chance to shock the world by making it out of their difficult Group A."

Eriador 3-2 Shire-Bree United
tot shots 13-15
on target 8-6
GOALS:
*10, 1-0 Aragorn (BWight)
*32, 2-0 Aranarth (Amlaith)
*61, 2-1 Samwise (Merry)
*67, 3-1 Araphor (Halbarad)
*86, 3-2 Bandobras (Frodo)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Eriador- Bert, Amlaith
*SBUnited- Harry, Bill

Gondor vs Mordor

Like Barad-dur and Minas Morgul this was a match between rivals and it was hardly fought. Both teams went for the win all 90 minutes and Gondor proved the better. Even after getting up 2-0 in the 1st half Gondor game outin the 2nd trying to get a quick 3rd goal and make this a true embarrasment for their enemies. But the Silent Watcher corrects his problems from the 1st half and locked down the goal in the 2nd. Mordor was able to score on a quick counter orchestrated by none other than their team of Nazgul. Mordor will have to get more production from their other players if they wish to advance from the group stage. While Gondor has shown they can beat their friends and their enemies, and play even with their ancestors.

Gondor 2-1 Mordor
tot shots 11-11
on target 5-4
GOALS:
*19, 1-0 Eldacar (Ostoher)
*39, 2-0 Eorl (Arwen)
*77, 2-1 Nazgul #7 (Nazgul #6)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Gondor- Turambar, Folcwine, Romendacil
*Mordor- Shelob, Gollum, Snaga

Tol In Gaurhoth vs Wilderland

Tol In Gaurhoth came out inspired looking to prove to their former boss, Sauron, that they had grown much stronger and faster than in 2008. The Phantomwolf, to no one's surprise came out most anxious to show Sauron what he's capable of, as those two were once the deadliest MF-FW duo in Arda. Sauron had his team well prepared for T-I-G's tricks, but was slightly surprised by their committed effort which allowed the werewolves to get a quick goal. Sauron then ramped up his efforts, as he would not let his former servants have an easy time with the game.

The dragons then began exerting their will and power against the WW defenders, and the dragons both scored giving Wilderland a 2-1 lead. Phantomwolf would not accept a defeat today, as yet again he was involved in a goal, placing a perfect pace to Gwathwolf, perhaps trying to show Sauron it was he who used to receive those excellent passes? The teams left content with the result though, since they both had a beneficial work out having been pushed by their opponents.

Tol In Gaurhoth 2-2 Wilderland
tot shots 14-12
on target 7-8
GOALS:
*12, 1-0 PhantomWolf (GaladWolf)
*64, 1-1 Smaug (Sauron)
*71, 1-2 Scatha (Radagast)
*81, 2-2 GwathWolf (PhantomWolf)
YELLOW CARDS:
*TIG- SkipWolf, InzilWolf, NerWolf
*Wilderland- Alatar, Oropher

[the phantom]

Anduin 2-2 Dunharrow
tot shots 14-14
on target 9-5
GOALS:
*22, 1-0 Beorn (Durin)
*44, 1-1 Thengel (Theodred)
*60, 2-1 Earnil II (Telumehtar)
*85, 2-2 Helm (Theodred)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Anduin- Rumil, Beorn
*Dunharrow- Folca

As most people expected this match was a very cordial one, each team giving the other chances to work out some kinks. Since many of them are friends and relatives it made sense. The score ended in a nice tie, but only because Aldor had a notably strong game in goal for Dunharrow.

Angfauglith 2-3 Doriath
tot shots 15-16
on target 8-8
GOALS:
*37, 0-1 Mablung (Eol)
*40, 1-1 Gothmog (Gwindor)
*63, 2-1 Gothmog (Maeglin)
*65, 2-2 Turin (Beleg)
*85, 2-3 Hurin (Luthien)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Angfauglith- Azaghal, Maeglin
*Doriath- Carcharoth, Eol

This was a very fun match, with both squads playing competitively but good-natured. There was a good deal of beautiful movement on the pitch, especially helped by the fact that the defenses were trying to play hands-off and very clean. The defenses held for the first half hour, but they couldn't keep the highly talented skill players off the board forever. Mablung of Doriath was first to draw blood with a booming drive, as he and Eol came up in support of the attack. Gothmog of Angfauglith struck back before the half off a nice cross from Gwindor.

He scored again to begin the second half, only this time it was Maeglin sucking the defense over before giving it up to the Balrog lord. But Doriath evened things up just two minutes later, the familiar duo of Turin and Beleg doing the damage. Both squads went for the win, but it was Doriath that got it with five minutes left, as Hurin managed to sneak inside on the left side and Luthien expertly found him for the header.

Esgaroth 0-3 Misty Mts
tot shots 7-14
on target 3-8
GOALS:
*52, 0-1 Saruman (DBane)
*58, 0-2 Azog (Saruman)
*74, 0-3 Great Goblin (Meneldor)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Esgaroth- Dain, Thorin, Tomnoddy, Mayor, Attercop
*Misty Mts- Landroval, William, Chief Wolf

Both squads played at half speed during the first period but turned it up a bit for the second, which is when Misty Mts suddenly put the ball in. They pulled up after 2-0, but they scored again anyway as Esgaroth pushed everyone forward and Galion booted an awful pass inexplicably right to Meneldor, and he sent it straight up the field to Great Goblin who took it the rest of the way.

Himring 0-2 The Forest
tot shots 8-14
on target 3-7
GOALS:
*43, 0-1 Thranduil (River Woman)
*57, 0-2 Bombadil (Skinbark)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Himring- Uldor, Borlach
*Forest- Quickbeam, Saeros

The trees were curiously roused for this one, possibly due to Bombadil actually showing up, and the defense of Himring was hard pressed to get the ball moving forward up to Fingon and Maedhros, who had few opportunities to impact the score. After the contest Maedhros insisted that his defense and midfield were simply unfamiliar with Ents and that they'd perform much better next time around.

Minas Tirith 2-3 The Downer
tot shots 14-16
on target 7-7
GOALS:
*12, 1-0 Faramir (Eomer)
*43, 1-1 Alien (Peter Hampton)
*50, 2-1 Imrahil (Faramir)
*68, 2-2 Saucepan Man (Hookbill)
*86, 2-3 Saucepan Man (Lalwende)
YELLOW CARDS:
*MTirith- Eowyn
*Downer- Lalwende, Philip Hampton, Hookbill, Burnt Bert

The Downer was quite intense from the start, but Minas Tirith took it in stride and matched it, scoring quite soon. After that they were content to sit back and see what Downer had to offer. After getting ahead in the second half they did the same thing, only this time The Downer not only responded but unexpectedly grabbed the lead on a quick counter as time was ticking down. Minas Tirith was irritated as they had just planned on staying tied and didn’t realize Downer was going to gun for the win.

[Nogrod]

The latest rumours from the AKM!


Eärnur’s revenge?

With Eärnur the line of kings of Gondor came to an end. Now it looks like he is finishing any hopes of success for Minas Morgul in this year’s tournament as well. So, is he claiming a revenge for his betrayal after all these years? It seems like the only possible explanation as the savings percentage of 42,9% is otherwise totally incomprehensible. He is letting the opponents score three shots from every five on target!

People wailed when he rode to Minas Morgul never to be seen again, but it is more or less clear those inhabiting Minas Morgul are not that keen on seeing him anymore.

AKM’s hint to the Witch King. Boot Eärnur off your team and hire Rosie Cotton who is a free agent right now – and actually a decent goalie (look at last year’s stats). With the move you could at the same time annoy Samvais Gamgee, just for the fun of it.


A striker going on strike?

Fëanor and giving up seem like oil and water, just indissoluble entities. But it looks like Fëanor is getting his cup full pretty fast. And the worst thing for Fëanor is that he has brought this fall upon him himself. He could have played for any team he wished and he knew Galadriel’s playing style and what her feelings to him were. So it seems he’s trapped in a team that couldn’t care less of him, and it is finally dawning to him there’s nothing he can do about it unless Galadriel gives up. And that is, to be honest, quite unlikely.

The hottest rumors have Fëanor complaining to a few trusted ears that “she might have been the only female to stand tall in those days long time ago, but now she is a but dwarf she seems to adore so much.”

Some independent new agencies have raised tough question as to what is behind all this. Is Galadriel just willing to humble Fëanor even with the cost of her team not qualifying? Does Galadriel understand nothing about football – and should she then listen to those who do understand it? Is Fëanor becoming rusty – or is the closeness of Galadriel just making him nervous? Is there a plot led by Celeborn not to lend the ball to Fëanor to make him look bad in the eyes of Galadriel?

Some say Fëanor is considering going on strike if he will not be given more support in the offence. His sons got it their way in Hithlum and the results were just fabulous. Maybe Galadriel should learn from that?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

The friendly matches preliminary to the Arda Cup tournament proper are three-fourths done, and the ArdaCup.com Stats report is here to bring you the numbers and the analysis of the first three rounds of the friendlies.

The Undefeated:

Doriath and Pelóri are the only teams to have won three of their friendly matches thus far, and they are doing it in slightly different ways.

• Doriath has won its first two games against The Forest and Hithlum by being stingy, allowing only 1 goal in 7 attempts on target [14.3%], well below the opposing teams's shooting percentages (25.0% for The Forest and 35.0% for Hithlum). But their offence has not been slacking, making 7 goals in 18 attempts on target [38.9%]. In their third match against fellow powerhouse Anfauglith it was this balance that won them that close game--both teams got off 8 attempts on target, but Doriath was able to convert 3 of them, compared to Anfauglith's 2.
  
  Huan boasts a 80% save rate, 9th among goalkeepers so far, saving 12 shots out of the 15 sent his way.
  
  Doriath's balance in offence, not relying on any one player to score, is proven by the stats: Hûrin has 3 goals and 1 assist, his son Tûrin has 2 goals and 3 assists, and Mablung has 2 goals and 1 assist. Their potent attack has sent 26 shots on target, the highest so far, giving the opposing goalkeeper a lot to worry about.
  
  
• Pelóri has won all its three games against Tirion, Misty Mts, and powerhouse Angband through its niggardly defence: 1 goal allowed in 16 attempts on target could be no fluke. Manwë is ranked first in save percentage, a staggering 93.7% against teams that usually convert over a fourth of their attempts on goal into a score.
  
  Their offence is not bad--4 goals (split between Varda and Eönwë) in 15 attempts on target is not the worst offensive percentage we've seen--, but clearly it's their defence, anchored by Manwë between the goalposts, that would take them far in the Arda Cup.

Power Ranking:



The Power Ranking is based on the aggregate of offensive and defensive ranking--the lower the aggregate, the higher the rank. Ties are broken by a) win-draw-loss-record; b) goal differential; and c) goals scored.

The offensive ranking is based on the goals scored throughout the friendly matches. Ties are broken by a) greater number of shots made on target; and b) greater number of shots made.

The defensive ranking is based on the goals allowed throughout the friendly matches. Ties are broken by a) least number of shots allowed on target; and b) least amount of shots allowed.

Please note that the above ranking is based on the four rounds of friendly matches played by the teams, and does not reflect actual tournament performance.

Phantasy Numbers:

GOALS + ASSISTS
4+1
Eldacar (Gondor)

4+0
Saucepan Man (The Downer)

3+1
Hûrin (Doriath)

3+0
Ancalagon (Angband)
Bandobras (Shire-Bree Utd)
Bombadil (The Forest)
Celegorm (Hithlum)
Mouth (Barad-dûr)
Scatha (Wilderland)
Smaug (Wilderland)

2+4
Curufin (Hithlum)

2+3
Tûrin (Doriath)

2+2
Finwë (Tirion)
Girion (Esgaroth)
GwathWolf (Tol-in-Gaurhoth)
Nazgûl #7 (Mordor)
Saruman (Misty Mts)

2+1
Barrow-Wight (Eriador)
Dáin (Esgaroth)
Eorl (Gondor)
Gil-galad (Barad-dûr)
Gothmog (Anfauglith)
Gwindor (Anfauglith)
Mablung (Doriath)
Maeglin (Anfauglith)

1+3
Frodo (Shire-Bree Utd)

1+2
Aegnor (Beleriand)
Araphor (Eriador)
Ar-Pharazôn (Westernesse)
Arwen (Gondor)
Beleg (Doriath)
Finrod (Tirion)
Hookbill (The Downer)
Khamûl (Wilderland)
Míriel (Valinor)

0+3
Sauron (Wilderland)
Tevildo (Angband)

GOALKEEPER - SAVES
18 saves
Rog (Gondolin) 18/22 – 81.8%

17 saves
Ohtar (Barad-dûr) 17/23 – 73.9%

15 saves
Manwë (Pelóri) 15/16 – 93.7%
Imlach (Hithlum) 15/23 – 65.2%
Tuor (Mithrim) 15/26 – 57.7%

GOALKEEPER - SAVE %

1. Manwë (Pelóri) 15/16 – 93.7%
2. Ungoliant (Angband) 11/12 – 91.7%
3. Ingwë (Valinor) 8/9 – 88.9%
4. Tar-Atanamir (Westernesse) 13/15 – 86.7%
5. Halmir (Beleriand) 12/14 – 85.7%

YELLOW CARDS
4 yellow cards
Bert (Eriador)

3 yellow cards
Attercop (Esgaroth)
Éowyn (Minas Tirith)
Fellbeast #1 (Barad-dûr)
Gothmog II (Barad-dûr)
Lorgan (Hithlum)
Shadowfax (Lothlórien)

[Boromir88]

FRIENDLIES - ROUND 4 PREDICTIONS
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Final round of friendlies before the tournament and I don't think I ever had as woeful of a round as last one's. My days of mediocrity are dead and buried, from this point on you will want to tune into TTN to get all the best Arda Cup reporting.

Anduin (0-2-1) vs Lothlorien (1-0-2)
Rumors are saying Feanor is angry in Lothlorien, but an angry Feanor usually doesn't bode well for the opponent. Even if it is just a friendly, if Lothlorien doesn't win confidentally they may not make it out of their group, and that would be a huge failure to all the new players Galadriel brought in.
Lothlorien wins 2-1

Angband (2-0-1) vs Beleriand (2-1-0)
Beleriand's performed well but Angband is miles better and if Angband shows half the effort they should win this one relatively easy.
Angband wins 2-0

Angfauglith (2-0-1) vs Mithrim (0-0-3)
Mithrim's in a tailspin having the worst goal differential so far (-8). Tuor is having a difficult time keeping his goal clean and his defenders are having trouble clearing the ball out of their box.
Angfauglith wins 3-0

Barad-dur (1-1-1) vs Gondor (2-1-0)
This should be an interesting and fairly competitive match. You would think it would be pretty tame with Isildur, Gil-Galad, and Cirdan on Barad-dur, but relations between Gondor and Isildur are pretty tense recently. It was one thing to forsake the realm of his father to play for Arnor a few years ago, but it's a completely different story to join and stay on a team with your bitter enemies. It looks like a slap in the face to all loyal Gondorians.
Draw 2-2

Doriath (3-0-0) vs Nargothrond (0-2-1)
Doriath is going to continue chugging along convincingly in the friendlies. Will they be worn out later on in the tournament? Only time will tell, but they will coast into the tournament undefeated and with the best goal differential. Despite Nargothrond's decline in previous years they're still a very hard team to embarass off the pitch. It'll be one of the tougher games Doriath will play.
Doriath wins 2-1

Dunharrow (0-1-2) vs Wilderland (2-1-0)
Dunharrow will likely approach the final friendly as all others, just having a fun practice kick-around. Sauron will undoubtedly match the same intensity and get a close, but convincing win, simply because Wilderland's talent is that much better.
Wilderland wins 2-1

Eregion (2-0-1) vs Eriador (1-1-1)
This is interesting as both will meet in Group D and I can see both of these teams just laying back playing a boring game. They're all friends, and it won't be the same story when they match up again, but for a 4th round friendly? Don't bother watching this one.
Draw 0-0

Esgaroth (0-1-2) vs Valinor (2-0-1)
Just when I complimented Esgaroth for playing better than last years pathetic Dale squad, they go and lay a stinking, ugly 0-3 loss to Misty Mts. Valinor is an even better team, but Esgaroth's luck is I can't see Valinor being as ramped up for this match. Still, Valinor is that talented...
Valinor wins 3-2

Gondolin (1-1-1) vs Himring (0-1-2)
One of the harder ones of round 4 to predict. Gondolin's played about as well as expected and Himring has been a bit of a disappointment. Himring will have to get the act together or they could easily finish in the cellar of Group A (which I would have given that dishonor to the hobbit conglomeration before the friendlies). While Gondolin will be in contention in Group G, but Group G is the group of death this year. It'll be close.
Draw 1-1

Hithlum (1-1-1) vs Tirion (1-1-1)
Both boast some of the stronger attacks and they're probably pretty even in this regard. The difference is Tirion is an improved defensive team from previous years, and Hithlum's defense on its best day, is still full of leaks.
Tirion wins 3-2

Minas Morgul (0-0-3) vs Minas Tirith (0-0-3)
Two of the winless squads square off and despite both teams being pretty garbage in the friendlies this will be one of the better ones to watch for a few reasons: 1. They hate eachother, always makes for the best games. 2. They're in the same group and what better way to build some momentum going into the tournament then not only getting a win but sending your most hated enemy away winless? Talk about a stabbing someone in the heart with a rusty knife, that's the chance before both these teams. Who wouldn't enjoy this deathmatch?
Minas Morgul wins 3-2

Misty Mts (1-1-1) vs The Forest (1-1-1)
Not sure what to expect with this one because it all depends on whether Bombadil wants to show up and put in the effort. Misty Mts could win in a snorefest, or it could be an entertaining treat with multiple goals.
Draw 2-2

Mordor (2-0-1) vs Westernesse (2-1-0)
Mordor's going to be in trouble in this one, Westernesse might have dealt shadily by secretly putting their team together and snubbing many of their fellow Numenoreans, but they're dangerous and even more so not being seen as one of the favorites.
Westernesse wins 2-0

Pelori (3-0-0) vs The Downer (1-2-0)
Manwe's going to be confused that's for sure. His teams tend to have added inspiration defeating the baddies, but are The Downer players qualified as baddies? They play the dirtiest football any team has seen before, but for some reason when in a discussion about "evil" you can't include them in the same breath with Morgoth and Angband...can you?
Draw 1-1

Shire-Bree United (0-2-1) vs Tol In Gaurhoth (1-2-0)
There isn't much love the TIG players have for hobbits and Breeland loafers, but there also isn't much respect. I can see TIG starting the game over confident and allowing SB United to get ahead early. Then realizing it would be completely embarassing to lose to the bums and putting them away easily.
TIG wins 4-2

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*Edit:* Due to an editting error in this report we have seemed to have left out the Numenor-Tol Eressea match. Our staff didn't realize the error until after all the results came in, therefor it would be improper and unfair to make any prediction on that match. I will say, however, that match probably would have been better to not have been played at all, so maybe TTN not having a prediction for it, was a subliminal message to tell fans don't waste their money on Numenor vs. Tol Eressea. We still apologize to all our fans and readers for any inconvenience. (Even if we've probably only offended the 3 combined people who root for those teams. We value everyone of our readers.)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

We interrupt this mindless blathering about numbers and fractions done by old men in a stuffy room* to bring you a true sports fan--or so he claims.
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* This statement is directed at the reports of the sogenannte ArdaCup.com Stats Report, and not the other journalists who have posted alongside it. Unless you feel offended, in which case it means you, too.

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Hi! This is the Felagundion's sports blog, here to bring you true sports journalism--none of the stats and all of the fanaticism. We'll not be doing reports on the friendlies because, quite frankly, who cares about them? True sports fan watch games where something's on the line--not some happy campfire sing-along with a football.

Now let's start with the group stages: who's most likely to get in, who might make it with luck and effort, and who gets to watch the rest of the games from the television in their hotel rooms.

GROUP A
Advance: Tirion, Doriath
Dark Horse: Himring
Out: Shire-Bree United

This is where the dream starts! Finrod, his father, grandfather and brother begin their quest for the Arda Cup by defeating the overrated Sindarin in a glorious match, and then disposing of their less talented brethren from Himring. The hobbits and men of SBU will need more than a pint after the humiliation they'll be subjected to in this group.

GROUP B
Advance: Wilderland, Misty Mountains
Dark Horse: Anduin
Out: Esgaroth

Quite frankly I can't be bovvered with this group. Fodder in the bracket stage. Next please.

GROUP C
Advance: Anfauglith, Angband
Dark Horse: Hithlum, The Downer

I don't know why they've let Balrogs join their team, but anyway, Fingolfin and company will put the fear of Eru in Morgoth and his ilk, who'll bully everyone else. Hard to judge though, since everyone has a fighting chance, even them strange ones who attract yellow cards like Nilp attracts lynchings.

GROUP D
Advance: Eregion, Gondor
Dark Horse: Eriador
Out: Barad-dûr

Another one of those fodderweight groups, I'm afraid. Only Eregion has a chance out of the group stages, should they finally find that shooting touch.

GROUP E
Advance: Tol-in-Gaurhoth, The Forest
Dark Horse: Mordor, Nargothrond

Really? You let a dragon in your team? You could have had tried harder to get Tûrin, for crying out loud! Ai, laurië lantar lassi súrinen . . .

In other news, Tom Bombadil could be the greatest player ever, or the greatest waste of player slots. But you probably already know that.

GROUP F
Advance: Númenor, Westernesse
Out: Tol Eressëa, Mithrim

In an ideal world, Tar-Míriel will get her comeuppance against her unspeakable excuse of a cousin, even if it's just in the football pitch. And to the other teams: there's this little thing called a goal. You should try getting some.

GROUP G
Advance: Valinor, Gondolin
Dark Horse: Pelóri, Beleriand

The Group of Death, as they say. But if there's one thing you can take to the bank, it's for Manwë to choke some time or another.

GROUP H
Advance: Lothlórien, Minas Tirith
Dark Horse: Minas Morgul
Out: Dunharrow

Rather boring group, unless that kinslaying chap steps up. Good wins over evil, at least in this realm, so the Tower of the Guard will defeat the Tower of Black Ghouls to come in second. (Lack of Arda-class talent will, however, lose to both good and evil. Sorry, Dunharrow)

And now for predictions on the first round of group matches:

GROUP A:
Doriath vs Tirion
Himring vs Shire-Bree United

That might be your championship match, right there! (Not the one with the Halflings, of course.)

GROUP B:
Esgaroth vs Misty Mountains
Anduin vs Wilderland

Might be exciting matches, considering the skill gaps.

GROUP C:
Angband vs Hithlum
Anfauglith vs The Downer

The bullies and their conquerors-to-be should take their games.

GROUP D:
Barad-dûr vs Eriador
Eregion vs Gondor

Will Eregion's shooters wake up in time?

GROUP E:
Mordor vs Nargothrond
The Forest vs Tol-in-Gaurhoth

Will we see Tom Bombadil? Or will we see ten players on the pitch against the Werewolves? In other news, zzz . . .

GROUP F:
Mithrim vs Westernesse
Númenor vs Tol Eressëa

Them Second Children over the First and the before-the-First, easy.

GROUP G:
Beleriand vs Pelóri
Gondolin vs Valinor

A scoreless draw, followed by a dominating performance by Valinor.

GROUP H:
Lothlórien vs Minas Morgul
Dunharrow vs Minas Tirith

Only Galadriel could turn a team with Arda-class talent into a team that might not make it out of the group stages. Had they been in a stronger group, that is.

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DISCLAIMER: The Felagundion may be a raving lunatic--reader discretion is recommended.

[Nogrod]

Angband vs. Beleriand

Both Angband and Beleriand played very controlled game on the first half, even slow. But to the joy of the audiences the game came alive on the second when Angband started to play it harder and really went for a second goal. Beleriand showed some guts kicking it up a notch after getting two goals behind, and for about twenty-five minutes the crowds were served with really good football.

Finarfin’s sons actually brought Beleriand only one goal behind and they were pushing hard for an equaliser when Morgoth and Thuringwethil ended their efforts making it 3-1 just ten minutes before the final whistle. With that both teams pulled back and just kicked the ball around for the last ten minutes.

Angband had the game in their control ending their impressive series of friendlies into a nice win. But it must be also noted that Beleriand showed again that when really going for it they are a formidable team that should not be taken lightly even by the Big Teams. Sadly they’re facing two Big Teams (Pelori and Valinor) already in the group-phase – and when the fourth team of the group is the always dangerous side of Gondolin, the chances of Beleriand to qualify aren’t too high. But they’re not nonexistent.

Angband 3-1 Beleriand
tot shots 13-10
on target 7-4
GOALS:
*25, 1-0 Thuringwethil (Ulfant)
*54, 2-0 Ancalagon (Telvildo)
*78, 2-1 Aegnor (Angrod)
*80, 3-1 Thuringwethil (Morgoth)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Angband- Morgoth, Ancalagon, Balrog #3
*Beleriand- Daeron, Aegnor


Anfaughlith vs. Mithrim

There’s not much to tell one’s grandchildren of the friendly between Anfaughlith and Mithrim. The difference in the relative quality of the teams was clear and as there were many good friends and relatives in the field on both sides they played quite clean and easy.

No one in their right minds is going to bet on behalf of team Mithrim to qualify from their tough group F. Tuor just hasn’t enough talent around him to build a team that could compete at this level. Anfaughlith on the other hand is looking very strong and looks like qualifying from group C – but teams Hithlum and Downer are no push-overs so that is left to be seen.

Anfaughlith 2-0 Mithrim
tot shots 13-8
on target 7-4
GOALS:
*18, 1-0 Maeglin (Gothmog)
*31, 2-0 Maeglin (Ecthelion)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Angfauglith- Rochallor, Azaghal
*Mithrim- Morwen, Grithnir, Brodda


Dorriath vs. Nargothrond

Even if it was a friendly game between teams Doriath and Nargothrond most people talked about it as a “rematch” between Túrin and Glaurung. But surprisingly Glaurung obeyed Finduilas’ orders not to get into it with Túrin – and on the other side Melian and Thingol had persuaded Beleg and Húrin to talk sense to Túrin as to take it cool. And to a great disappointment of many, there was no clash between the two – even if they both got booked from unsportsmanlike conduct using unsuitable language calling each other with some pretty harsh terms not suitable for this kind of a family-friendly site. Seeing their star-players were accepting not to run for each others’ throats (or bellies), the feelings relaxed and the two teams played a very friendly game indeed.

Doriath took a clean two-goal lead on the first half and then fell back playing low-effort team defense for the second half, but somehow it seemed Finduilas was not into making an effort to even the game. Being asked after the game about their reluctance to go for full attack when their opponents fell back on the second half Finduilas only said that they were already concentrating on the group-phase and needed to conserve energy to those matches.

Sadly one doesn’t qualify from the group-phase with concentration in the future only.

Doriath 2-0 Nargothrond
tot shots 13-7
on target 8-3
GOALS:
*27, 1-0 Eol (Melian)
*42, 2-0 Turin (Hurin)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Doriath- Mablung, Turin
*Nargothrond- Glaurung, Baran


Esgaroth vs. Valinor

Esgaroth hasn’t been the worst team what comes to scoring (even if it hasn’t been flashing either), but they have a real problem keeping their own sheet clean. The friendly game against Valinor was no different. Knowing it was their final tune-up both teams played straight up during the first half and went to their lockers for half time the scoreboard showing numbers 3-1 to Valinor.

The game practically over both teams eased up their game and more or less just kicked the ball around almost practice-style willing to avoid injuries and conserving their energies to the first games of the group-phase.

A clean win to Valinor from a side a few levels weaker: nothing flashing in their performance, but a good game. Arien’s and Yavanna’s good performances must have delighted Tulkas as thus far the scoring has been too much the responsibility of Miriel and Nerdanel alone.

As for Esgaroth, they really need to find a solution to their classless defense. Being able to score once in every game is not going to help if you give up three goals.

Esgaroth 1-4 Valinor
tot shots 6-17
on target 3-10
GOALS:
*16, 0-1 Olwe (Nerdanel)
*23, 1-1 Girion (Bard)
*33, 1-2 Miriel (Yavanna)
*38, 1-3 Arien (Nerdanel)
*79, 1-4 Arien (Yavanna)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Esgaroth- Galion, Mayor
*Valinor- Olwe


Gondolin vs. Himring

Brothers Turgon and Fingon agreed that going into the tournament their teams ought to have a real test, so they played the game in near tournament form from beginning to end. And in that game Himring reminded the whole footballing crowds of Arda that it would be very unwise to forget them when doing betting on the results.

Fingon the Valiant aided by four sons of Fëanor led by Maedhros and supported by a bunch of easterlings showed some real quality football and took an earned victory. Why is it that big deal? Well, it is still worth reminding that the team Gondolin consist of half the team Vinyamar, last season’s silver-medalists, a few champion’s from last year’s team Gondolin added with Turgon himself. So it was no small feat, even if Gondolin has been somewhat underperformers in the friendlies thus far.

Gondolin 1-2 Himring
tot shots 13-11
on target 7-6
GOALS:
*36, 0-1 Maedhros (Fingon)
*52, 0-2 Bor (Maedhros)
*73, 1-2 Turgon (Thorondor)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Gondolin- Thorondor, Egalmoth
*Himring- Uldor, Ulfast


Hithlum vs. Tirion

It seemed clear both teams had agreed on giving their offenses and keepers some real practice and thus both teams concentrated on attack – and what great fun it was for the crowds to watch six beautiful goals made in one game – and that despite the keepers performing actually pretty well.

Curufin and Celegorm were on top shape once again as Hithlum played in an offensive fashion. But Aredhel and Granpa’ Finwë shined as brightly, the latter showing his grandchildren that the old bones are still working.
Hithlum seems to have found a truly effective way to attack after the disasters of the first two games, but when they go on full forward their defenses suffer considerably. Somehow Hador should find a balance there if they wish to contest for a place in the play-offs.

Hithlum 3-3 Tirion
tot shots 16-18
on target 8-11
GOALS:
*8, 1-0 Curufin (Algund)
*12, 1-1 Aredhel (Finwe)
*15, 1-2 Finwe (Finrod)
*26, 2-2 Hador (Celegorm)
*43, 3-2 Curufin (Gundor)
*60, 3-3 Aredhel (Finarfin)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Hithlum- Aradan, Gundor
*Tirion- Caranthir, Mahtan


Mordor vs. Westernesse

Everyone knows the relationship between Mordor and the Men of the West… and it did show. Even if officially named as one, this was no friendly game. Far from it.

Mordor went for it very aggressively from the beginning trying to rough their way through and scare their Dúnedain rivals. But that tactics was totally counterproductive as Westernesse played both a focused and disciplined game showing no fear whatsoever. More or less blinded by their wrath team Mordor wasn’t getting anything done while Westernesse put up three well-executed goals on the first half.

The intensity of the game did fall a notch for the second period until Grishnak roughed Elendil down in quite an ugly manner. Grishnak got his second yellow from that and was shown the red card. Westernesse retaliated the smart way pressing forwards the last minutes producing one more goal to them.

With one more sovereign performance on their belt team Westernesse looks even stronger than earlier while team Mordor clearly has a leadership-problem: they’d need someone to organize them and focus on playing the game. As said earlier, it seems Nazgul #7 seems not ready to fill the boots of Sauron and Shelob and Watcher are no team-minded persons anyway to take the lead.

Mordor 0-4 Westernesse
tot shots 6-16
on target 2-9
GOALS:
*19, 0-1 Ar Pharazon (Elros)
*31, 0-2 Ar Adunakhor (Tar Minastir)
*35, 0-3 Ar Pharazon (Tar Telperien)
*83, 0-4 Elros (Hyarmendacil)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Mordor- Gorbag, Grishnakh, Nazgul #4, Snaga, Nazgul #6
*Westernesse- Hyarmendacil, Elendil
RED CARDS:
*Mordor- Grishnakh (76, second yellow)

[the phantom]

The men of Rohan have no love for Sauron, and so it was that from the beginning Dunharrow appeared to be trying to rough up Sauron and his Wilderland squad. Unfortunately, all it did was arouse the wrath of a quality side that was planning on just kicking it around.

After getting serious and putting up two goals Wilderland played ball control through the rest of the half. To start the second half Wilderland pushed again and gained a third goal. After that Dunharrow actually stopped with the bruising attempts and played some offense, but the Wilderland defense staved them off.

Dunharrow 0-3 Wilderland
tot shots 7-14
on target 2-9
GOALS:
*7, 0-1 Sauron
*22, 0-2 Smaug (Bolg)
*55, 0-3 Khamul (Radagast)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Dunharrow- Theoden, Snowmane, Helm, Walda
*Wilderland- Khamul, Smaug, Great Warg

The matchup of the sea-realms was an absolute snoozer for scoring fans. The Dunedain and the Lonely Isle both were keen to save their energy for group play and didn’t wish to reveal any set plays, and that combined with their stellar defensive talent and teamwork made for a no-goal game.

Numenor 0-0 Tol Eressea
tot shots 7-9
on target 3-4
GOALS:
YELLOW CARDS:
*Numenor- Tar Elendil
*TolEressea- Osse, Voronwe

Pelori came in prepared to kick it around and get on to the tournament, but The Downer went after them and thanks to a successful box-swarming took the lead. In the second half Pelori did a fine job of building attacks carefully with some nice passing and pulled even with The Downer, and they also started pushed back against the underhanded Downers, and The Downer seemed a bit cowed by their display of power. Soon Pelori had the lead, and Manwe called off the dogs and ran the clock down.

Pelori 2-1 The Downer
tot shots 10-9
on target 5-6
GOALS:
*24, 0-1 Peter Hampton (Lalwende)
*58, 1-1 Eonwe (Ilmare)
*77, 2-1 Varda (Irmo)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Pelori- Irmo, Nahar, Varda
*Downer- Morsul, Alien, Soap Pope, Peter Hampton

Neither the hobbits nor the Werewolves came in giving full effort, but Werewolves are just a nightmare match-up for hobbits and Tol In Gaurhoth found themselves an easy three goal lead by the half.

In half #2 the Shire-Bree defense thought they’d get a bit grab-happy and throw in some sly tripping. NogWolf encouraged the team to just put up with it as they were easily tough enough to take it, but the football diva PhantomWolf demanded another score as punishment, as he was most displeased with having his jersey grabbed and stretched. "They aren't showing me proper respect!"

Most of the Wolves were sporting enough not to give him the ball, but SallyWolf was completely on the same page and made a successful run with him to give a four goal lead, and to add injury to insult both drew cards soon after for hard fouls against Bill the donkey.

Shire-Bree suddenly retreated into their shells soon after, leaving many fans puzzled, but after the contest rumors emerged that PhantomWolf threatened to eat Bill the donkey if Shire-Bree didn’t fold. Investigations are pending.

Shire-Bree United 0-4 Tol In Gaurhoth
tot shots 5-15
on target 2-9
GOALS:
*9, 0-1 NerWolf (InzilWolf)
*15, 0-2 GwathWolf (SkipWolf)
*41, 0-3 NerWolf (GaladWolf)
*58, 0-4 PhantomWolf (SallyWolf)
YELLOW CARDS:
*SBUnited- Ferny, Lumpkin, Harry
*TIG- GwathWolf, SallyWolf, PhantomWolf

[Boromir88]

Friendlies - Round 4 Results

Anduin vs Lothlorien

In the 1st half both teams pretty much as to be expected, and at least fans saw a fairly good first 45. Anduin held the majority of possession but they had no space to shoot, or whenever they did it was from an unfriendly angle. It appears after 4 friendlies the Lothlorien defenders have finally become accustomed playing together and stopped all Anduin's attacks before anything formed. Lothlorien's first half goal came from none other a quick counter started by Feanor and finished by the precise boot of Legolas. After the goal Galadriel really pulled back her team and even stopped going for counters.

There is no story for the 2nd half as the teams decided there wasn't much else they could accomplish before the tournament and decided it was better to save energy.

Anduin 0-1 Lothlorien
tot shots 7-9
on target 3-5
GOALS:
*31, 0-1 Legolas (Feanor)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Anduin- Beorn, Rumil, Orophin
*Lothlorien- Boromir II, Amroth

Barad-Dur vs Gondor

This was a peculiar game, even if the Gondorian fans were frustrated Isildur chose to stay on with Gondor's enemies, the Gondor players would still be cordial and respectful to one of their forefathers (and his friends). Although there wasn't much love they held for The Mouth and his cronies. At first Gondor was content with the half time score and just planned to coast the rest of the way.

However Gondor became increasingly annoyed with The Mouth's trash talking and once the trash talking turned into hard fouls (on the Nazgul #1's foul he accused Arwen - or "she-elf" as he addressed her - of flopping). But Eorl decided to respond to the unsporty play by rallying everyone behind Gondor's Queen, and he was able to make the score line 3-1. The Mouth attempted to taunt even more and beat his cronies into mounting a comeback, but much to The Mouth's dislike, Gil Galad ordered his friends to remain back.

Barad-Dur 1-3 Gondor
tot shots 10-17
on target 4-7
GOALS:
*19, 0-1 Eldacar (Ostoher)
*36, 1-1 Gil-galad (Shagrat)
*43, 1-2 Turambar (Arwen)
*64, 1-3 Eorl
YELLOW CARDS:
*Barad-Dur- Nazgul #1, Fellbeast #1, Cirdan
*Gondor- Narmacil, Arwen

Eregion vs Eriador

At kick-off Elrond and Aragorn were very pleased to see eachother again and embraced at mid circle. The game began slow as the squads looked like they were in a warm up and stretching, which is what you would see BEFORE a game, not during one. The match did pick up in the 2nd half but once the teams traded goals they called it a day, lazily running out the clock.

Bert received another yellow card, but like previous ones it was a strange way to get a card. Bert was literally stretching his leg out as Earendil was trying to make a run, and just outside the penalty area Earendil accidentally tripped over Bert's foot. After the game a confused Bert tried to explain what he was doing: "Cap'n Arvedui says to play defence for 'im I can't just squash em into jelly. 'E says you 'ave to be limber an' always stay be'ind the ball. I wus tryin' to stay limber, because Cap'n says I don wanna pull a muscle or sumfin'. I don get 'is defence, I get yellows for bashin' people and I get yellows for not bashin' people. If I'm gettin' yellows both ways, I'd rather get em by bashin' people."

Eregion 1-1 Eriador
tot shots 10-11
on target 5-5
GOALS:
*50, 1-0 Elrohir (Glorfindel)
*76, 1-1 Aragorn (Halbarad)
YELLOW CARDS:
*Eregion- Glorfindel, Lindir
*Eriador- Barrow-Wight, Bert

MMorgul vs MTirith

This was perhaps one of the more brutal friendlies of all the rounds. These teams don't like eachother and if this friendly saw 8 total cards (and a horse sent off), just imagine the carnage when they meet in Group H.

Minas Morgul benefitted more from the chaos, as that was their style and clearly Minas Tirith was playing out of their element. Instead of the normal controlled, minimizing mistakes style Minas Tirith prefers to play, or responding in the way Eorl did in Gondor's match, they became blinded with anger, which led to bad turnovers and one of their defenders being sent off the field. Minas Morgul was finally able to get an opponent to play to their low level of dirtiness, and once you fall into the Witch-King's snare, it's game over.

Minas Morgul 3-1 Minas Tirith
tot shots 15-10
on target 8-6
GOALS:
*38, 0-1 Tarondor (Eowyn)
*44, 1-1 Beruthiel (Castamir)
*66, 2-1 King Dead (Nazgul #3)
*77, 3-1 Beruthiel (Witch King)
YELLOW CARDS:
*MMorgul- Sangahyando, Beruthiel, King Dead, Nazgul #2
*MTirith- Imrahil, Eowyn, Firefoot
RED CARDS:
*MTirith- Firefoot (72, second yellow)

Misty Mts vs The Forest

The teams were quite content with their play, and where they stood at the end of 3 rounds, so in the 4th round they both just relaxed. Although the crowd was still able to see a couple good goals and the masterful ball skill of none other than Bombadil. For an unexplained reason Bombadil was fully engaged in this game too, so perhaps we are seeing signs that the yellow-booted madman will have his head in the match once they begin for real? If so, Mordor, Nargothrond and T-I-G, will all have real cause for concern.

Misty Mts 2-1 The Forest
tot shots 11-8
on target 6-5
GOALS:
*30, 1-0 William (Watcher)
*52, 2-0 Azog (Narvi)
*78, 2-1 Thranduil (Bombadil)
YELLOW CARDS:
*MistyMts- William, DBane, Chief Wolf
*Forest- Skinbark, River Woman

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Power Ranking:



Greatest gain:

• +9 Valinor
• +7 Tol-in-Gaurhoth
• +5 Misty Mts, Lothlórien
• +4 The Forest, Minas Morgul

Greatest loss:

• -16 Mordor
• -9 Tirion
• -8 Shire-Bree Utd
• -7 Beleriand

The Power Ranking is based on the aggregate of offensive and defensive ranking--the lower the aggregate, the higher the rank. Ties are broken by a) win-draw-loss-record; b) goal differential; and c) goals scored.

The offensive ranking is based on the goals scored throughout the friendly matches. Ties are broken by a) greater number of shots made on target; and b) greater number of shots made.

The defensive ranking is based on the goals allowed throughout the friendly matches. Ties are broken by a) least number of shots allowed on target; and b) least amount of shots allowed.

Please note that the above ranking is based on the four rounds of friendly matches played by the teams, and does not reflect actual tournament performance.

Phantasy Numbers:

GOALS + ASSISTS
5+1
Eldacar (Gondor)

4+4
Curufin (Hithlum)

4+1
Maeglin (Anfauglith)

4+0
Aredhel (Tirion)
Smaug (Wilderland)
Ancalagon (Angband)
Saucepan Man (The Downer)

3+3
Túrin (Doriath)

3+2
Húrin (Doriath)
GwathWolf (Tol-in-Gaurhoth)
Ar-Pharazôn (Westernesse)

3+1
Eöl (Doriath)
Maedhros (Himring)
Celegorm (Hithlum)
Eorl (Gondor)
Bombadil (The Forest)
Elros (Westernesse)

3+0
Bandobras (Shire-Bree Utd)
Scatha (Wilderland)
Thuringwethil (Angband)
Hador (Hithlum)
Mouth (Barad-dûr)
Aragorn (Eriador)
NerWolf (Tol-in-Gaurhoth)
Turgon (Gondolin)
Varda (Pelóri)
Eönwë (Pelóri)
Berúthiel (Minas Morgul)

2+3
Finwë (Tirion)

2+2
Girion (Esgaroth)
Saruman (Misty Mts)
Khamûl (Wilderland)
Gothmog (Anfauglith)
Nazgûl #7 (Mordor)
Aegnor (Beleriand)
Míriel (Valinor)
Nerdanel (Valinor)

1+3
Frodo (Shire-Bree Utd)
Finrod (Tirion)
Sauron (Wilderland)
Arwen (Gondor)
Yavanna (Valinor)

0+4
Tevildo (Angband)

GOALKEEPER - SAVES
23 saves
Imlach (Hithlum)

22 saves
Rog (Gondolin)

21 saves
Ohtar (Barad-dûr)

20 saves
Aldor (Dunharrow)
Tuor (Mithrim)

18 saves
Maglor (Himring)
Brand (Esgaroth)

17 saves
Old Man Willow (The Forest)
Butterbur (Shire-Brie Utd)

GOALKEEPER - SAVE %

1. Manwë (Pelóri) 20/22 - 90.9%
2. Tar-Atanamir (Westernesse) 15/17 - 88.2%
3. Ungoliant (Angband) 14/16 - 87.5%
4. Ingwë (Valinor) 10/12 - 83.3%
5. Huan (Doriath) 15/18 - 83.3%
6. Elrond (Eregion)14/17 - 82.4%
7. Silmariën (Númenor) 16/20 - 80.0%
8. Amandil (Tol Eressëa) 16/20 - 80.0%

YELLOW CARDS
5 yellow cards
Bert (Eriador)

4 yellow cards
Fellbeast #1 (Barad-dûr)
Éowyn (Minas Tirith)

3 yellow cards
Ulfast (Himring)
Ferny (Shire-Bree Utd)
Beorn (Anduin)
Orophin (Anduin)
Attercop (Esgaroth)
Mayor (Esgaroth)
Azaghâl (Anfauglith)
Lorgan (Hithlum)
Morsul (The Downer)
Alien (The Downer)
Gothmog II (Barad-dûr)
Snaga (Mordor)
Ossë (Tol Eressëa)
Hyarmendacil (Westernesse)
Nahar (Pelóri)

[Boromir88]

TWO TOWERS NETWORK
BoroLXXXVIII

Be prepared for the most thorough breakdown of all 8 groups and 32 teams that you will find. With the standard competition of AKM and MESPN, but also new jumpstart competitors like Nilp's blog and The Underground, TTN is really stepping up their efforts to remain the premier news source for phantasy and tournament information. We will cover every group from every possible angle imaginable (and angles unimaginable).

We don't care so much about friendly records, it's all about how the teams ranked in each category (as ArdaCup.com has also done). The difference is TTN includes the performance of goal keepers into their final rankings. Outstanding keepers can cover up leaky defenses and terrible GKs can make some of the better defenses look horrible.

As an example when we compiled all stats Minas Morgul actually allowed fewer shots -41(20)- than Pelori -45(22)- but somehow Minas Morgul gave up 7 more goals. How did this happen? Earnur was looking like swiss cheese at goal, while Manwe was a brick wall. So, in breaking down the teams, TTN produced some different results to include the goal keeper factor.

Group A

Predicted Standings
1. Doriath
2. Tirion
3. Himring
4. Shire-Bree United

1st place is already being awarded to Doriath and not without good reason. Doriath was 1 of 2 teams that was rated Top 5 in all our categories (OFF-1, DEF-5, GK- 4). This also means Doriath is one of the favorites to get into the semi finals (or if they don't make it that far, than their may be a real uprising in Thingol's forest). Whatever happens you have to favor Doriath to advance far because they got solid production from pretty much every position player during the friendlies. It's loaded with talent and grabbing Doriath players on your fantasy team (while some are a bit pricey) would definitely be worth it.

Even though Tirion look like the clear 2nd place favorites, we're not going to outrule an upset by Himring or Shire-Bree (although that chance is ever so slight). Tirion is better and it's really that simple. You look at every position and like Doriath, it's loaded with playoff experience. Aredhel, Finwe, Finrod, and Mahtan at the front, with Aule and Caranthir at the back. Not only is it hard to see these players slacking and allowing themselves to be upset, but they have good chances at knocking off the winner of Group G to go on a deep playoff run. The true weakness I can see is Orodreth is only a decent goalie, and Tirion's defense has shown to give up a lot of shots to teams who emphasize the attack.

So why include the other 2 in this discussion? Well, Himring has championship experience with Maedhros, Fingon and Maglor. The weakness is, no one else inspires a lot of confidence. All the men have pledged undying loyalty to Maedhros and Fingon, but you can't help but wonder what the men from Uldor's clan will do? Uldor does play hard and tough, but also is prone to making a lot of costly defensive mistakes. It's gotten to the point where you see Uldor on a team and you wonder what horrendous goof is he going to make and then just hope Maedhros is good enough to overcome it.

If you take out Shire-Bree's last friendly against the werewolves, which created a match up nightmare then you can see how the hobbits and Breelanders can be an upset pick. But you have to include every game, and at least in the hobbit's favor is none of the teams should be that bad of a mismatch. Let's be clear, they have no chance beating Doriath, but the hobbits won't be scared out of their minds to give an effort. The elephant in the room is their defense and goalie just isn't going to be good enough, without needing a whole lot of luck (and maybe a backdoor deal with Doriath and the refs?) to sneak into 2nd place. They're good enough to get a draw against Himring, but honestly, they need to beat Himring to get a fool's hope.

Round 1 Predictions

Doriath vs. Tirion - The two teams predicted to advance square off in Round 1. Keys to this game will be seeing if there's vulnerability to Doriath's defense. They'll be up against a proven and solid Tirion attack. Tirion's defensive problems are known, can they score enough to get a draw? They can still lose and easily advance from the group, but the defense will have to keep the scoreline close enough. If they're beaten by 2+ goals, that opens the door for Himring and S-B United.
Doriath wins 3-2

Himrings vs. Shire-Bree - Keys to the game has to be the defenses of both teams, and if Maglor can still remain a dependable keeper. The hobbits will look to attack more than Maedhros, so Himring's defense will have to stay smart and not run their legs off by dashing after the smaller hobbits. With that said, Himring should also have no problem putting up goals on their own. Whoever loses is dead in the group, if it ends in a draw, I say they're both dead.
Draw 2-2

Phantasy spin: We've added this section to our breakdown to identify players you may just want to have on your team, at each position.

GK - Huan is going to be your safest bet. He's costly, but always a lock for 4 points and can get a lot of shut outs. I don't like the pick for this round since Tirion has proven goal scorers, and it's risky taking the 2-star hound, when there are better (and cheaper) options in other groups.

DF- Pretty much anyone on Doriath is the way to go. A 2-star defender with an offensive ability (such as Melian - 2 assists in the friendly) are always good picks for teams. If you want to put stars on your defense, it pays off more to spend the extra cost on the 2-star defenders. Melian had 16 phantasy pts, Beren (1-star) had 10. That's a pretty big difference and worth the extra cost. If you don't want to spend your stars on DF, then better to go with Thingol or Carcharoth than any of the other defenders in this group.

MF- This group is loaded with good mid-fielders because of their offensive abilities. Hurin, Eol (Doriath) and Finrod (Tirion) are always involved in the attack and are usually good bets to score goals. The Hobbit MF also have a mind to attack, but with them there's a bit more risk involved as you don't know how much success they can have, where there's more sure-fire points from the three 1-star midfielders.

FW- A lot of good options at FW too. For those who like to spend stars on FWs, you can't go wrong with Turin. However, to no cost you can get Finwe or Aredhel (Tirion) and they've been getting points consistantly for years. Although, I don't know how much I like their chances against Doriath in Round 1. So, perhaps a bit more safety drafting Maedhros of Fingon who should have little trouble scoring against the weak Shire-Bree defense.