Rename the Movie! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

William Cloud Hicklin · 12-17-2013, 05:17 PM

Calling the latest instalment of Jacksonverse "The Hobbit" is rather obviously going to run afoul of the False Advertising regulators, so once it's banned a new title will be required.

Here are a couple of suggestions:

The Devastation of the Story

Raiders of the Lost Arkenstone

Monty Jackson's Dwarven Circus

Pirates of the Celduin

Legolpalooza

Surfers of S.H.I.E.L.D.

How Tauriel Got Her Groove Back

The Amazing Spider-Elf (Featuring She-Elf)

Azogtar

Un Chien Andalou

and, of course,

The Lord of the Rings Episode II: Attacks and Attacks and More Attacks of the Orcs

12-17-2013, 05:17 PM	#1
William Cloud Hicklin Loremaster of Annúminas Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,301	Rename the Movie! Calling the latest instalment of Jacksonverse "The Hobbit" is rather obviously going to run afoul of the False Advertising regulators, so once it's banned a new title will be required. Here are a couple of suggestions: The Devastation of the Story Raiders of the Lost Arkenstone Monty Jackson's Dwarven Circus Pirates of the Celduin Legolpalooza Surfers of S.H.I.E.L.D. How Tauriel Got Her Groove Back The Amazing Spider-Elf (Featuring She-Elf) Azogtar Un Chien Andalou and, of course, The Lord of the Rings Episode II: Attacks and Attacks and More Attacks of the Orcs __________________ The entire plot of The Lord of the Rings could be said to turn on what Sauron didn’t know, and when he didn’t know it.