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Old 06-05-2011, 03:41 PM   #1
Galadriel55
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Scent of a half-orc

http://www.kawaiianpunch.com/2011/04...only-1750.html

This is a random website that somehow appeared on my page, and I thought I should post it here for everyone to laugh.

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In order for the perfume to sell, it must embody- or at least be branded with- something that the average would want to emulate.
Like an orc?

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If you've ever wondered what an orc, half-elf, paladin, or neutral alignment smells like, then today is your lucky day!
The "neutral alignment" sounds like WW (well, more like the rules to it, on the sticky thread).

And, to cap it off,



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And who wouldn't want to smell like these fancy gentlemen?
I had a laughing fit over this.



Anyway, read for yourself, I won't ruin it anymore for you.
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