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12-20-2008, 05:33 PM | #13121 |
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He is also a POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOr tipper.
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12-22-2008, 11:38 AM | #13122 |
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Elrond tries to shatter the ring by singing at a really high pitch.
OR Steel underpants were not comforable at the best of times...
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12-22-2008, 04:27 PM | #13123 |
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Elrond after healing Frodo:
"I'd like to share something with you, Mr. Baggins. Hobbits aren't really mammals. They spread everywhere using up the resources of Eriador. They're a virus!"
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12-22-2008, 04:32 PM | #13124 |
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"Here's Johnny!"
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12-22-2008, 04:35 PM | #13125 |
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A festive caption;
Elrond: Silent Night, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY Night.
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12-22-2008, 11:16 PM | #13126 |
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E: Goooo-OOOORgoroth where the wind goes sweeping down the plains...
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12-23-2008, 12:23 AM | #13127 |
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The ice cube down the shorts routine went over as expected.
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12-23-2008, 10:26 AM | #13128 |
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A naughty mischief maker sent the designs for the Elrond action figure to the wrong sort of doll factory...
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12-23-2008, 10:36 AM | #13129 |
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Alright, alright, maybe it's time for a new image?
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12-23-2008, 01:10 PM | #13130 |
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Okay, let's see the mileage out of this one shall we.
King of the dead: It's translucent you idiot not transparent, there is a difference. or King: Yes it is rather irritating that I cannot shave, thank you for bringing it up.
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12-23-2008, 01:31 PM | #13131 |
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The King of the Dead was quite pleased by Aragon's offer. Previously, he'd been the understudy for the 'walk' symbol on pelican crossings.
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12-23-2008, 01:43 PM | #13132 |
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The King of the Dead tries his grimmest grin.
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12-23-2008, 02:03 PM | #13133 |
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The King of the Dead just couldn't understand why he never made it as a Children's Entertainer.
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12-23-2008, 02:39 PM | #13134 |
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King of Dead: Wedgies will not work on me Gimli son of Gloin.
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12-23-2008, 02:57 PM | #13135 |
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Aragorn wanted to see what happens and so he ate some glow sticks for breakfast.
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12-23-2008, 03:23 PM | #13136 |
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King of the Dead to Austin Powers:
"Yeah baby! Eat your heart out. I am one sexy b**ch!"
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12-23-2008, 03:32 PM | #13137 |
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*Snarling* I smell man flesh!
or *Snarling* I smell Legolas's shampoo! or *Snarling* Not again, Gandalf! Basically, it should include snarling.
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12-23-2008, 03:35 PM | #13138 |
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Who...turned....off....GENERAL HOSPITAL?!
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12-23-2008, 10:57 PM | #13139 |
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The King of the Dead regenerates into...King of the Still Dead.
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12-23-2008, 11:21 PM | #13140 |
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Aging dead pirate Captain Barbossa makes a cameo appearance in The Return of the King.
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12-23-2008, 11:37 PM | #13141 |
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King of the Dead: "What do you mean, I look like the Flying Dutchman from Spongebob Squarepants?"
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12-24-2008, 09:45 AM | #13142 |
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Sorry to do this again...
The king of the dead is unimpressed with Gandalf's famous 'trick'
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12-24-2008, 09:56 AM | #13143 |
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King: "Have you got something for a really, really, really bad cold?"
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12-24-2008, 10:46 AM | #13144 |
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"I'm not dead, I'm just pinin' for the fjord."
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12-24-2008, 12:43 PM | #13145 |
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Winner of the 'Elvis Impersonator 2008 Award' just announced....
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12-24-2008, 02:43 PM | #13146 |
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Secrets of Middle-earth No.42
The King of the Dead got that corpse-like appearance from spending far too much time basking in the glow of his 50" Plasma TV playing Guitar Hero on his Wii.
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12-24-2008, 04:03 PM | #13147 |
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"Me mum used to play the 'I've got your nose' game when I was little. I see now it was no game."
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12-24-2008, 04:21 PM | #13148 |
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Here's an appropriate little ditty I've heard sung to The Beatles' "Yesterday":
Leprosy, All my skin is falling off of me -- I'm not half the man I used to be, Oh, Leprosy, is eating me... Kiss me quick Before I lose my upper lip, I don't even have a nose to pick Since I contracted leprosy... Sorry, not a very festive holiday tune. *shrugs*
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12-27-2008, 01:52 PM | #13149 |
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The King of the Dead was very peeved to discover that all this time he and his army had been hiding out in a uranium mine...
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12-28-2008, 05:23 AM | #13150 |
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"This is a local mine, for local people, there's nothing for you here."
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12-28-2008, 02:37 PM | #13151 |
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No mining! Not allowed!
(That's for mst3000 people).
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12-28-2008, 06:25 PM | #13152 |
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Even from a distance you could tell that the King of the dead had an odour problem.
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12-29-2008, 09:35 PM | #13153 |
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The King of the Dead just had one of those poker faces... or a face that looked like it had come against a kind of hot poker.
King of the Dead: "Yeah... it's a crown AND a helmit, dude... and get this... I don't even need it."
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01-03-2009, 12:52 PM | #13154 |
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We've all seen these before...
The latest Middle-Earth skin care product went just a bit overboard with their 'Before' picture...
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01-03-2009, 01:01 PM | #13155 |
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The Doctor was less than pleased with the results of his latest regeneration.
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01-03-2009, 01:40 PM | #13156 |
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The King was disappointed that he was so rotten, he had to be replaced...
A senile Gandalf the White catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror. OR Gandalf sees Saruman the White Uncloaked.
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01-03-2009, 01:53 PM | #13157 |
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Willy Wonka Meets LOTR??
Tobold Hornblower's Longbottom Leaf Factory
Gandalf: "I won the last golden scroll!!!" Coming soon to a theater near you! |
01-03-2009, 06:23 PM | #13158 |
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Secrets of Middle-earth Number 85
Gandalf the White had a second job as the oldest pole dancer in Middle-earth; though he didn't get that many tips.
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01-03-2009, 06:50 PM | #13159 |
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Gandalf finds a new and interesting use for Hobbits.
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01-03-2009, 07:49 PM | #13160 |
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"Group huuuuuuuuug!"
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