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07-15-2009, 11:09 AM | #5961 |
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Fortunately, Melkor had a better lawyer..
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07-15-2009, 12:11 PM | #5962 |
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Unfortunately, Eru still ruled against Melkor.
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07-16-2009, 03:13 AM | #5963 |
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@ Babidi: Feanor was Manwe's lawyer. Sorry for the vague pronouns.
Fortunately Manwe got distracted by Varda screaming suddenly.
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07-16-2009, 04:49 AM | #5964 |
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Unfortunately, Varda was actually trying to make "Sunshine in a Bag"
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Fortunately, she saw that Feanor had already made "sunshine in a stone" (AKA the Silmarils) and was content.
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07-17-2009, 05:10 AM | #5966 |
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Unfortunately, when she called them "Sunshine in a Stone" it made Feanor quite angry.
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07-17-2009, 06:23 AM | #5967 |
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Fortunately Feanor was summoned again by Manwe.
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07-17-2009, 07:23 AM | #5968 |
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Unfortunately Aiwendil acted as Feanor's barrister.
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07-17-2009, 10:29 AM | #5969 |
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Fortunately Aiwendil bored Manwe, and everyone in court, so much with his filibuster on the history of butterflies, Feanor was acquitted and guaranteed immunity for eternity.
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07-17-2009, 01:50 PM | #5970 |
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Unfortunately Aiwendil continued to drive vala and maia to drink
with his butterfly filibuster, since he blamed butterflies for cutting him out of a movie version of the War of the Ring (relating to helping Olorin escape from Orthanc).
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Fortunately, a huge werewolf came to sort things out.
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07-26-2009, 06:18 PM | #5972 |
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Unfortunately the werewolf was a movie critic
who panned PJ's cinema epics.
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07-28-2009, 08:16 AM | #5973 |
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Fortunately the werewolf did not like how people tasted, as cheese was his favorite.
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07-28-2009, 09:01 AM | #5974 |
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Unfortunately the werewolf ate all the
cheese in Bilbo's pantry.
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Fortunately, Bilbo still had other food.
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07-28-2009, 09:22 AM | #5976 |
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Unfortunately, the food was moldy.
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Fortunately, Sam and Ham(fast) had just picked some fresh vegetables.
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07-28-2009, 09:28 AM | #5978 |
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Unfortunately, Sauron wanted those fresh vegetables for unknown reasons.
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07-28-2009, 09:31 AM | #5979 |
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Unfortunately Bilbo's only other food were his infamous marble cakes. Bilbo took the 'marble' part literally
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Fortunately, Sauron couldn't get those fresh vegetables because Sam got his Entwife to guard them.
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Unfortunately, the Orcs sent to retrieve the vegetables had axes.
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Fortunately, their axes were rusty and crumbled on impact.
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07-28-2009, 12:07 PM | #5983 |
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Unfortunately Sam's entwife also crumbled on impact.
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Fortunately, her husband didn't.
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07-28-2009, 04:54 PM | #5985 |
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Unfortunately, Frodo needed Sam at the moment. It was urgent!
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07-28-2009, 04:58 PM | #5986 |
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Fortunately Sam came to Frodo's urgent need
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Unfortunately, since Sam's Entwife crumbled on impact, there was nobody to tend to those vegetables.
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Fortunately, Borormir showed up in time to protect the vegetables against the Orcs.
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Unfortunately Boromir, who had defeated the orcs, but had no idea how to tend vegetables and they all died
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Fortunately, Farmer Maggot showed up.
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Fortunately, new vegetables sprouted up almost instantly.
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07-28-2009, 05:15 PM | #5992 |
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Unfortunately the new vegetables that sprouted up inexlicably, grew out of control, strangled Farmer Maggot beneath their snaring roots and threatened to take over the Shire!
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Fortunately, the Ents came and herded them away!
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07-28-2009, 05:17 PM | #5994 |
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Unfortunately the Ents took 'them' to mean herding away the Hobbits
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Fortunately, the Ents soon realised their mistake and put the hobbits back.
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Unfortunately it takes a long time for Ents to say, or decide to do anything, so correcting their mistake actually took 33 years
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Fortunately, hobbits have long lifespans.
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Unfortunately, many hobbits were past their primes by that time.
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Fortunately, they still had their hairy feet.
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Unfortunately, Melkor wanted to cut off their hairy feet for his new breed of creatures.
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