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TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-01-2009, 03:54 PM

Fortunately, the rabid squirrels were pink.

Eönwë · 07-01-2009, 04:58 PM

Unfortunately, they were really bright pink

Nessa Telrunya · 07-01-2009, 05:44 PM

Fortunately, they had both brown and black dye on hand.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-01-2009, 08:47 PM

Unfortunately, the dyes that were used are (very) harmful to living creatures.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-02-2009, 06:35 AM

Fortunately, a warg came and ate the squirrels, so they didn't need to worry about it.

Eönwë · 07-02-2009, 01:50 PM

Unfortunately, the warg died of the rabies that infected the squirrels.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-02-2009, 05:05 PM

Fortunately, it soon stopped raining gravy.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-03-2009, 04:26 AM

Unfortunately, a pack of sparrows ate the warg’s corpse and were then taken by the rabies leading them into bloodlust rampage, only to be made even worse by the raining gravy.

Eönwë · 07-03-2009, 11:36 AM

Fortunately, the gravy turned into snow.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-04-2009, 09:56 AM

Unfortunately, the snow was green so they weren't quite sure if it was snow at all.

Lindale · 07-07-2009, 01:47 PM

Fortunately it turned out to be moss.

Eönwë · 07-07-2009, 04:37 PM

Unfortunately it was very cold.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-08-2009, 04:54 AM

fortunately they could sacrifice one of their own to make coats

Lindale · 07-08-2009, 10:03 AM

Unfortunately and predictably enough no one wanted to donate their skin and argued their case to Saruman

Nessa Telrunya · 07-09-2009, 04:48 AM

Fortunately, Saruman decided to supply them with tye-dye cloaks.

LadyBrooke · 07-09-2009, 10:36 AM

Unfortunately this was so he could direct his orcs to kill them.

Eönwë · 07-09-2009, 03:01 PM

Fortunately (for everyone except the orcs), the orcs got frostbite.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-09-2009, 04:30 PM

Unfortunately, the orcs liked frostbite.

Eönwë · 07-10-2009, 09:22 AM

Fortunately, their toes fell off so they couldn't attack anyone.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-10-2009, 12:00 PM

Unfortunately they had superglue to put their toes back on.

Boromir88 · 07-10-2009, 12:32 PM

Fortunately they lost their hands next, followed by their tongues and then their eyes...but not the ears. The ears they would always keep to hear the shouts of everyone passing by...'Dear God what are those things!?"

Eönwë · 07-10-2009, 01:35 PM

Unfortunately, their clothes were brightly coloured and hurt the eyes of those passing by.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-10-2009, 03:47 PM

Fortunately, orcs can grow back any lost
appendages so they ran after, found, and ate
the sparrows.

Boromir88 · 07-10-2009, 03:54 PM

Unfortunately with the sparrows extinct, this caused a giant hole to develop in Middle-earth's food chain and all life withered away. Who knew sparrows were that important to Middle-earth's ecosystem?

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-10-2009, 04:59 PM

Fortunately Eru told Manwe to replace the sparrows
with ravens (which coincidentally explains their relative
scarcity in The Hobbit).

Nessa Telrunya · 07-13-2009, 08:18 AM

Unfortunately, Manwe was asleep at the time.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-13-2009, 08:27 AM

Fortunately, like all good wives, Varda Elenteri
covered for her negligent husband and took
care of that "sparrow/raven thing"- although
he did spend a few nights on their (granted rather
comfy) couch.

Eönwë · 07-13-2009, 01:25 PM

Unfortunately, Melkor got himself a new pet.

Boromir88 · 07-13-2009, 02:43 PM

Fortunately it was a vegetarian alligator

Pitchwife · 07-13-2009, 03:04 PM

Unfortunately, the veggie alligator ate the last fruit of Laurelin, so the Sun was never created.

Eönwë · 07-13-2009, 03:11 PM

Fortunately, it swelled up and floated in the sky, which turned it into a sort of sun anyway.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-13-2009, 04:31 PM

Unfortunately Melkor got sunburnt.

Lindale · 07-14-2009, 01:22 AM

Fortunately it was only Melkor who got sunburnt.

Nogrod · 07-14-2009, 01:31 AM

Unfortunately, without a proper sun, the sunburns were not the primary worry of the first-born or the Maiar. The lacking of a sun was.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-14-2009, 05:00 AM

Fortunately, the vegetarian alligator who ate the fruit now glowed, and had somehow inflated and flew up into the sky, so now they had a green sun.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-14-2009, 07:22 AM

Unfortunately, this made Melkor's sunburnt skin turn green.

Eönwë · 07-14-2009, 11:59 AM

Fortunately, all his minions liked his new "Green" look.

Babidi Buu · 07-14-2009, 08:49 PM

Unfortunately, those who we're not his minions didn't.

Boromir88 · 07-14-2009, 09:27 PM

Fortunately Melkor legally changed every inhabitant to minion status

Lindale · 07-15-2009, 09:01 AM

Unfortunately Manwe had legal claims over everybody being Melkor's "minions" legally and filed a case. Feanor was his lawyer.

07-01-2009, 03:54 PM	#5921
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately, the rabid squirrels were pink. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-01-2009, 04:58 PM	#5922
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, they were really bright pink __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-01-2009, 05:44 PM	#5923
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	Fortunately, they had both brown and black dye on hand. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-01-2009, 08:47 PM	#5924
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Unfortunately, the dyes that were used are (very) harmful to living creatures. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

07-02-2009, 06:35 AM	#5925
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	Fortunately, a warg came and ate the squirrels, so they didn't need to worry about it. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-02-2009, 01:50 PM	#5926
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, the warg died of the rabies that infected the squirrels. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-02-2009, 05:05 PM	#5927
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	Fortunately, it soon stopped raining gravy. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-03-2009, 04:26 AM	#5928
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, a pack of sparrows ate the warg’s corpse and were then taken by the rabies leading them into bloodlust rampage, only to be made even worse by the raining gravy. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

07-03-2009, 11:36 AM	#5929
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, the gravy turned into snow. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-04-2009, 09:56 AM	#5930
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	Unfortunately, the snow was green so they weren't quite sure if it was snow at all. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-07-2009, 01:47 PM	#5931
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Fortunately it turned out to be moss. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-07-2009, 04:37 PM	#5932
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately it was very cold. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-08-2009, 04:54 AM	#5933
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	fortunately they could sacrifice one of their own to make coats __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-08-2009, 10:03 AM	#5934
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Unfortunately and predictably enough no one wanted to donate their skin and argued their case to Saruman __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-09-2009, 04:48 AM	#5935
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	Fortunately, Saruman decided to supply them with tye-dye cloaks. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-09-2009, 10:36 AM	#5936
LadyBrooke Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The modern day version of Edoras: horses, wind, rolling plains =) Posts: 507	Unfortunately this was so he could direct his orcs to kill them. __________________ Busy, Busy, Busy...hoping for more free time soon.

07-09-2009, 03:01 PM	#5937
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately (for everyone except the orcs), the orcs got frostbite. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-09-2009, 04:30 PM	#5938
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	Unfortunately, the orcs liked frostbite. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-10-2009, 09:22 AM	#5939
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, their toes fell off so they couldn't attack anyone. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-10-2009, 12:00 PM	#5940
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	Unfortunately they had superglue to put their toes back on. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-10-2009, 12:32 PM	#5941
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately they lost their hands next, followed by their tongues and then their eyes...but not the ears. The ears they would always keep to hear the shouts of everyone passing by...'Dear God what are those things!?" __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-10-2009, 01:35 PM	#5942
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, their clothes were brightly coloured and hurt the eyes of those passing by. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-10-2009, 03:47 PM	#5943
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, orcs can grow back any lost appendages so they ran after, found, and ate the sparrows. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-10-2009, 03:54 PM	#5944
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately with the sparrows extinct, this caused a giant hole to develop in Middle-earth's food chain and all life withered away. Who knew sparrows were that important to Middle-earth's ecosystem? __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-10-2009, 04:59 PM	#5945
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Eru told Manwe to replace the sparrows with ravens (which coincidentally explains their relative scarcity in The Hobbit). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-13-2009, 08:18 AM	#5946
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	Unfortunately, Manwe was asleep at the time. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-13-2009, 08:27 AM	#5947
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, like all good wives, Varda Elenteri covered for her negligent husband and took care of that "sparrow/raven thing"- although he did spend a few nights on their (granted rather comfy) couch. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-13-2009, 01:25 PM	#5948
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, Melkor got himself a new pet. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-13-2009, 02:43 PM	#5949
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately it was a vegetarian alligator __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-13-2009, 03:04 PM	#5950
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,355	Unfortunately, the veggie alligator ate the last fruit of Laurelin, so the Sun was never created. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

07-13-2009, 03:11 PM	#5951
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, it swelled up and floated in the sky, which turned it into a sort of sun anyway. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-13-2009, 04:31 PM	#5952
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Melkor got sunburnt. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-14-2009, 01:22 AM	#5953
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 981	Fortunately it was only Melkor who got sunburnt. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-14-2009, 01:31 AM	#5954
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,330	Unfortunately, without a proper sun, the sunburns were not the primary worry of the first-born or the Maiar. The lacking of a sun was. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

07-14-2009, 05:00 AM	#5955
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 398	Fortunately, the vegetarian alligator who ate the fruit now glowed, and had somehow inflated and flew up into the sky, so now they had a green sun. __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave