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luthien-elvenprincess · 11-26-2005, 01:40 PM

Bilbo, "Hold it everyone, no one move...I lost my contact!

Meela · 11-26-2005, 02:48 PM

An illustration from 101 Ways To Cheat When Playing 'What's It Got In Its Pocketses'.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-26-2005, 02:56 PM

Bilbo: Hang on lads! I've got a great idea!

OR

William: This isn't Captain obvious?

Burt: No, this is General ignorance.

littlemanpoet · 11-26-2005, 04:58 PM

Bilbo: "Really, guys, one dance partner at a time, please."

Roa_Aoife · 11-26-2005, 09:09 PM

Come see "There and Back Again: The Musical Adventures of a Hobbit!" Starring all of your favorite characters! Now performing off Broadway.

And don't miss the newest production, LOTR- On Ice! Coming this Christmas!

The Only Real Estel · 11-26-2005, 10:09 PM

Three guards: "We're sorry, sir, but the hotel's fountain is not for swimming in & you do not have swimwear. We're going to have to ask you to leave."

Maeggaladiel · 11-26-2005, 11:48 PM

An unsuspecting Frodo Baggins is apprehended by a trio of Tusken Raiders! Will Aragorn Skywalker be able to rescue him before the Tuskens sell him to Ugluk the Hutt?

OR

"OOOOOOOOH-KLAHOMA WHERE THE WIND BLOWS OVAH--"

Lhunardawen · 11-27-2005, 06:35 AM

Somehow those thingamajigs weren't convinced that Bilbo was one of them.

OR

Bilbo: "Excuse me, sir. This is a horrible nightmare. Will you be so kind as to pinch me until I wake?"

Holbytlass · 11-27-2005, 06:56 AM

The Lakemen were distantly related to the creature from the Black Lagoon.

Ordimor · 11-27-2005, 08:06 AM

I'm NOT in a reggae band ... not that their's anything wrong with it!

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-27-2005, 08:23 AM

Bilbo: Look; all I meant was that your mother must have had all of your ugly aspects... which means all of your beautiful aspects... wherever they are.

Gandalf_the _white · 11-27-2005, 02:03 PM

The three things:Saved your life!!
Bilbo(turning around):wow you nearly pushed me off that... AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lalwendë · 11-27-2005, 02:11 PM

Bilbo is horrified when he is caught by Trinny and Susannah for one of their wardrobe makeovers.

Gurthang · 11-27-2005, 07:58 PM

Frodo has nightmares of Sam, Merry, and Pippin.

OR

Frodo has hallucinations of Sam, Merry, and Pippin. (Too much ale!)

OR

Frodo hasn't realized that these things are not Sam, Merry, and Pippin.

OR

Frodo has given up on trying to make Sam, Merry, and Pippin look appealing to hobbit lasses.

littlemanpoet · 11-27-2005, 09:46 PM

(From the previous page)

Gloin: Just remember, we Dwarves were made from stone, so when we have gallstones, there's really no reason to smile. And don't even ask me about hemorrhoids!

(from this page)

...from Peter Jackson's operatic effort, "Der Herr von dem Ringgen"

Lalwendë · 11-28-2005, 03:14 AM

Blast from the past...

Bilbo's elation at managing to save Bag End was marred when he went into the wine cellar and found that Swampy and his fellow eco-warriors had been using the place as a squat.

Lhunardawen · 11-28-2005, 03:55 AM

Bilbo discovers the existence of Moria mutants...the hard way.

Morsul the Dark · 11-28-2005, 09:00 AM

Bilbo joins a cult and is quickly ascended to the top because of his connection with the dark lord

Bilbo:teg eht rehto stibboh yeht tsum eid ym souicerp sdneped no ti!!!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 11-28-2005, 09:50 AM

Discovering that the dust mites had grown quite a bit, Bilbo decided that it was time to clean the attic.

Valesse · 11-28-2005, 10:02 AM

Few questioned were raise while Samwise was mayor, and for good reason.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-28-2005, 11:05 AM

William: What are you?

Bilbo: Bilbo Baggins! A bur- a Hobbit!

William: A Bur-a-hobbit? What’s that?

Tom: According to my book of foods, it’s poisonous. If it were a hobbit, then we'd be okay. These Bur-a-hobbits are dangerous!

Gurthang · 11-28-2005, 11:17 AM

Bilbo's confounded relatives, the ones that were 'always hanging on the bell', have finally caught up to him, and they are most displeased by his lack of hospitality.

malkatoj · 11-28-2005, 12:10 PM

Little do people know, Bilbo originally tried out for Eric Idle's role in Life of Brian. Unfortunately, the Pythons were not impressed by his replacing the cross with a bunch of orcs for "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life."

Ordimor · 11-28-2005, 07:10 PM

With a can opener on his hip and a song in his heart, he tried his best to swoon the three lovelies!

Roa_Aoife · 11-28-2005, 07:21 PM

Bilbo: Hold it, guys, time for a new pic.

Boromir: What is that horrid creature?
Faramir (off-screen): Gandalf decided to uncloak again.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 11-28-2005, 07:22 PM

BilboAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Trolls: That's wot we call the 'atomic wedgie'.

The Elf-warrior · 11-28-2005, 07:28 PM

Don Juan never triumphs. OR

Bilbo is carried away by martians.

Kitanna · 11-28-2005, 07:34 PM

Boromir: Aragorn...bathed? Impossible.

Meela · 11-28-2005, 07:45 PM

Boromir discovers the real Isildur's Bane: the One Donut Ring.

Boromir: Curse you, Faramir, and your dratted donut addiction! You said this time the dream was for real.

OR

Boromir hasn't even crossed the Gondorian border and he's already caught a whiff of Aragorn.

mormegil · 11-28-2005, 07:56 PM

Boromir's eye test at Lothlorien

Boromir: I see a T, R, A, I, T, O, R

Galadriel: As do I.

Valesse · 11-28-2005, 10:33 PM

Its a bird...! Its a plane...! Its a...
Boromir: I really don't know what that is...
Bombur Billboard.

OR

Boromir was suprised when the mothership that his shield had came from reappeared now seemingly concerned and searching for it's long lost young.

Gurthang · 11-28-2005, 10:46 PM

Boromir sits dumbfoundedly watching a strange man ride away, a strange man who just branded his horse 'theoneringnet'.

OR

It's the new hit show: Ringnet!
Boromir: "Just the facts ma'am, just the facts."

OR

Boromir: "I see the Eastern sky grow dark... it must be nightime."

OR

Boromir: "But father, I'm already wearing 15 pieces of flare! I think I'd collapse if I put on another!"

The Only Real Estel · 11-28-2005, 11:41 PM

Boromir: "What's this? Orcs...breakdancing!?"

mormegil · 11-29-2005, 12:31 AM

After days in the saddle Boromir is introduced to Preparation-H

PS I really tired to locate how to say preparation in Sindarin but I couldn't

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-29-2005, 12:49 AM

Boromir finds out why you shouldn't take LSD while listening to THe Dark Side of the Moon and riding a horse.

Boromir: Where am I?

Elrond: Rivendel.

Boromir: Silence, rhinoceros! I was talking to the wall!

Formendacil · 11-29-2005, 02:37 AM

Boromir: "Is that a... dagger... I see before me?"

HerenIstarion · 11-29-2005, 04:50 AM

Bilbo:
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me!

Trolls:
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico!

Boromir (reflecting): Whom he calls 'little'? Or does he mean me at all? Scaramouch? What is fandango anyways? And those dudes are foreign, sure!

Bilbo:
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me!

Trolls:
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

Boromir (refliecting): Is he? Do I see gold buttons on his waistcoat or what? But 'monstrosity' is to the T! I would not call it fashionable wearing red waistcoat with yellow shirt. Tastelessness!

Bilbo:
Easy come easy go - will you let me go?

Trolls:
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...

Bilbo:
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me!

Boromir (reflecting): Now this one started foreign gibberish too. Obviously, they've ate too much mushrooms. I better ride off.

(Boromir makes off. Bilbo and trolls stop singing)

Bilbo: Frodo, Frodo, my lad, come out. He wan't take you know what from you, we've scared him off!

The Only Real Estel · 11-29-2005, 07:58 AM

Upon ariving in Rivendell, Boromir heard the famed Elven Christmas Caroling group singing "Angels We Have Heard On High."

Boromir: "How do they hold that entire 'Glo - - - - - - - - - ri - a' without passing out!?"

Lalwendë · 11-29-2005, 08:23 AM

Filming for Lord of the Rings 0.5 - Battle for Osgiliath, Boromir's Nemesis is halted as Sean Bean awaits the dreaded news about Neil Warnock deserting the Blades.

OR

Sean catches sight of himself in the mirror and is displeased. "You swines, you gave me a Ricky Gervais beard. I don't want to be remembered as the David Brent of Middle-earth?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-29-2005, 09:15 AM

Boromir dose not quite know how to react to a thousand Pizzas turning up at his door. Merry and Pippin are hid behind the sofa and chuckling to themselves.

11-26-2005, 01:40 PM	#8521
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Bilbo, "Hold it everyone, no one move...I lost my contact! __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

11-26-2005, 02:48 PM	#8522
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	(What the heck is that?!) An illustration from 101 Ways To Cheat When Playing 'What's It Got In Its Pocketses'. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

11-26-2005, 02:56 PM	#8523
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo: Hang on lads! I've got a great idea! OR William: This isn't Captain obvious? Burt: No, this is General ignorance. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-26-2005, 09:09 PM	#8525
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Come see "There and Back Again: The Musical Adventures of a Hobbit!" Starring all of your favorite characters! Now performing off Broadway. And don't miss the newest production, LOTR- On Ice! Coming this Christmas! __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

11-26-2005, 10:09 PM	#8526
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Batman Begins/Lord of the Rings Three guards: "We're sorry, sir, but the hotel's fountain is not for swimming in & you do not have swimwear. We're going to have to ask you to leave."

11-26-2005, 04:58 PM	#8524
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Bilbo: "Really, guys, one dance partner at a time, please."

11-26-2005, 11:48 PM	#8527
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	An unsuspecting Frodo Baggins is apprehended by a trio of Tusken Raiders! Will Aragorn Skywalker be able to rescue him before the Tuskens sell him to Ugluk the Hutt? OR "OOOOOOOOH-KLAHOMA WHERE THE WIND BLOWS OVAH--" __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-27-2005, 06:35 AM	#8528
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Somehow those thingamajigs weren't convinced that Bilbo was one of them. OR Bilbo: "Excuse me, sir. This is a horrible nightmare. Will you be so kind as to pinch me until I wake?"

11-27-2005, 06:56 AM	#8529
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	The Lakemen were distantly related to the creature from the Black Lagoon. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-27-2005, 08:06 AM	#8530
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	I'm NOT in a reggae band ... not that their's anything wrong with it! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-27-2005, 08:23 AM	#8531
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	How to dig a hole, with Bilbo Baggins Bilbo: Look; all I meant was that your mother must have had all of your ugly aspects... which means all of your beautiful aspects... wherever they are. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-27-2005, 02:03 PM	#8532
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	The three things:Saved your life!! Bilbo(turning around):wow you nearly pushed me off that... AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11-27-2005, 02:11 PM	#8533
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Bilbo is horrified when he is caught by Trinny and Susannah for one of their wardrobe makeovers. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-27-2005, 07:58 PM	#8534
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Frodo has nightmares of Sam, Merry, and Pippin. OR Frodo has hallucinations of Sam, Merry, and Pippin. (Too much ale!) OR Frodo hasn't realized that these things are not Sam, Merry, and Pippin. OR Frodo has given up on trying to make Sam, Merry, and Pippin look appealing to hobbit lasses. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-27-2005, 09:46 PM	#8535
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	(From the previous page) Gloin: Just remember, we Dwarves were made from stone, so when we have gallstones, there's really no reason to smile. And don't even ask me about hemorrhoids! (from this page) ...from Peter Jackson's operatic effort, "Der Herr von dem Ringgen"

11-28-2005, 03:14 AM	#8536
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Blast from the past... Bilbo's elation at managing to save Bag End was marred when he went into the wine cellar and found that Swampy and his fellow eco-warriors had been using the place as a squat. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-28-2005, 03:55 AM	#8537
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Bilbo discovers the existence of Moria mutants...the hard way.

11-28-2005, 09:00 AM	#8538
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Bilbo joins a cult and is quickly ascended to the top because of his connection with the dark lord Bilbo:teg eht rehto stibboh yeht tsum eid ym souicerp sdneped no ti!!! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

11-28-2005, 09:50 AM	#8539
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Discovering that the dust mites had grown quite a bit, Bilbo decided that it was time to clean the attic. __________________ Fenris Wolf

11-28-2005, 10:02 AM	#8540
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Few questioned were raise while Samwise was mayor, and for good reason. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-28-2005, 11:05 AM	#8541
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	William: What are you? Bilbo: Bilbo Baggins! A bur- a Hobbit! William: A Bur-a-hobbit? What’s that? Tom: According to my book of foods, it’s poisonous. If it were a hobbit, then we'd be okay. These Bur-a-hobbits are dangerous! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-28-2005, 11:17 AM	#8542
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Bilbo's confounded relatives, the ones that were 'always hanging on the bell', have finally caught up to him, and they are most displeased by his lack of hospitality. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-28-2005, 12:10 PM	#8543
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	Little do people know, Bilbo originally tried out for Eric Idle's role in Life of Brian. Unfortunately, the Pythons were not impressed by his replacing the cross with a bunch of orcs for "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life." __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

11-28-2005, 07:10 PM	#8544
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	With a can opener on his hip and a song in his heart, he tried his best to swoon the three lovelies! __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

11-28-2005, 07:21 PM	#8545
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	Bilbo: Hold it, guys, time for a new pic. Boromir: What is that horrid creature? Faramir (off-screen): Gandalf decided to uncloak again. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

11-28-2005, 07:22 PM	#8546
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	BilboAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Trolls: That's wot we call the 'atomic wedgie'.

11-28-2005, 07:28 PM	#8547
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Don Juan never triumphs. OR Bilbo is carried away by martians. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-28-2005, 07:34 PM	#8548
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Boromir: Aragorn...bathed? Impossible. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

11-28-2005, 07:45 PM	#8549
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Boromir discovers the real Isildur's Bane: the One Donut Ring. Boromir: Curse you, Faramir, and your dratted donut addiction! You said this time the dream was for real. OR Boromir hasn't even crossed the Gondorian border and he's already caught a whiff of Aragorn. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

11-28-2005, 07:56 PM	#8550
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Boromir's eye test at Lothlorien Boromir: I see a T, R, A, I, T, O, R Galadriel: As do I. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-28-2005, 10:33 PM	#8551
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Its a bird...! Its a plane...! Its a... Boromir: I really don't know what that is... Bombur Billboard. OR Boromir was suprised when the mothership that his shield had came from reappeared now seemingly concerned and searching for it's long lost young. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-28-2005, 10:46 PM	#8552
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Boromir sits dumbfoundedly watching a strange man ride away, a strange man who just branded his horse 'theoneringnet'. OR It's the new hit show: Ringnet! Boromir: "Just the facts ma'am, just the facts." OR Boromir: "I see the Eastern sky grow dark... it must be nightime." OR Boromir: "But father, I'm already wearing 15 pieces of flare! I think I'd collapse if I put on another!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-28-2005, 11:41 PM	#8553
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Boromir: "What's this? Orcs...breakdancing!?"

11-29-2005, 12:31 AM	#8554
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Sorry about this one After days in the saddle Boromir is introduced to Preparation-H PS I really tired to locate how to say preparation in Sindarin but I couldn't __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-29-2005, 12:49 AM	#8555
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Boromir finds out why you shouldn't take LSD while listening to THe Dark Side of the Moon and riding a horse. Boromir: Where am I? Elrond: Rivendel. Boromir: Silence, rhinoceros! I was talking to the wall! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...