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luthien-elvenprincess · 10-29-2005, 08:25 AM

Saruman inhales deeply just prior to attempting to blow out all of the candles on his birthday cake.
Grima is exhausted from lighting all 50 kazillion of them!

(See the cake knifes at the bottom front of the pic?

)

The Only Real Estel · 10-29-2005, 08:31 AM

Saruman: "Nein!!!"

Gothmog · 10-29-2005, 10:39 AM

Saruman: You cannot pass!
Grima: Geez...Sire, read the script again!

OR

Grima has taken lessons in Witchcraft and Wizardry of Saruman. Unfortunatly he still had to cheat to have the tip of his staff to glow.

OR

Saruman: Tonight you will taste Man flesh!
Grima: Eh...master? Forgot your contacts? There's no orcs down there?

OR (to continue on my earlier theme)
Saruman's singing wasn't much better than Boromir's horn-concerts...

Lalwendë · 10-29-2005, 10:47 AM

Grima and Saruman turn in good performances in the roles of Statler and Waldorf at the "Middle-earth Muppet Show Re-enactment Society Annual Gala".

OR

Saruman is fed up with the local kids trick or treating. "Clear off! I've not got any mini Mars Bars! I can't watch the telly for you lot knocking on the ruddy door!"

Formendacil · 10-29-2005, 10:56 AM

As Grima was learning, after Gandalf became "the White" it was almost impossible to tell him and Saruman appart.

Grima: "Um... why are you telling the Dunlendings to attack the Uruk-hai?"

arcticstorm · 10-29-2005, 11:09 AM

Saruman always told the story about the one that got away

The Only Real Estel · 10-29-2005, 11:12 AM

Saruman was enraged to find that Treebeard had canceled his cable TV.

Saruman: "This has gone to far! You taking over Isengard is one thing, me having to go without ESPN Sportcenter is another thing entirely!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-29-2005, 11:21 AM

Saruman: A Balrog! With wings? What devilry is this?

OR

Saruman finds that, in an attempt to compete with Mount Zoom, the Uruks have attached wheels to Orthank!

Lalwendë · 10-29-2005, 11:30 AM

At Saruman's Chippy.

"OK, who ordered a pickled egg and an extra big fork with their fish supper?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-29-2005, 11:33 AM

Saruman was sure the balcony rail was higher yesterday!

Morsul the Dark · 10-29-2005, 12:09 PM

Grima: Sir I thought your Moses was superb do it again!

Saruman: With acing skills like these you'd think they would have cast me but nooooo gandalf gets to be moses in the isatarian production of the ten commandments

the true reason saruman went to the dark side

The Only Real Estel · 10-29-2005, 01:07 PM

Bringing back a good one...

Saruman gets the finger from 10,000 Uruk-Hai!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 10-29-2005, 01:36 PM

Saruman: "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."

Gurthang · 10-29-2005, 02:04 PM

Saruman: "Fly free little bird! I'll miss you!"
Grima: "Alright, who are you and what did you do with Saruman?"

OR

+

= Saruman

OR

Grima and Saruman decide to wear contrasting outfits. What good friends!

OR

Grima stabs Saruman in the back.
Saruman: "AHH!"
PJ: "No, No, NO! You don't kill him yet!"
Grima:

"Oops!"

The Only Real Estel · 10-29-2005, 02:29 PM

Saruman leads his Uruk army in their daily prayer:

Our creator, who art in Orthanc,
Saruman be thy name.
They kingdom come.
They will be done
in earth..if you have your way.
Give us this day our daily manflesh.
And forgive us our debts,
As we hold others to theirs.
And lead us not into tribulations,
but deliver us our enemies:
For Isengard is your kingdom,
and the power, and the glory of Middle Earth.
Amen.

The Elf-warrior · 10-29-2005, 10:00 PM

Saruman: "We must stay the course in Rohan, not only for the sake of those who have died in the present struggle but for all of those who in your illustrious past were killed by Rohan's terrorist aggression."

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-30-2005, 05:18 AM

Saruman: OK, Dumbledore. You got me. I stole your hat.

ElentariGreenleaf · 10-30-2005, 06:19 AM

Saruman does his best to sing a perfect C, hoping to smash Gandalf's new glasses (he was jealous because he hadn't gone to specsavers like Gandalf...)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-30-2005, 06:22 AM

Gríma used the Pokey-stick of Doom on Saruman.

Holbytlass · 10-30-2005, 06:25 AM

Aaugh! Aah! Hack-hack! I just swallowed my gum.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-30-2005, 07:45 AM

Grima got a staff. Saruman got a bigger staff. They soon realise that the tower they are in is actually Treebeard's staff.

OR

The Ents decide to go one step further after flooding isenguard. They fill it with custard.

Estelyn Telcontar · 10-30-2005, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

The Ents decide to go one step further after flooding isenguard. They fill it with custard.

Question is, can Legolas walk on the custard??

Gothmog · 10-30-2005, 07:54 AM

And if he can, will he leave marks?

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-30-2005, 08:01 AM

Of course Legolas can walk on custard. Anyone can. If you've seen that experiment on Braniac you'd know.

Anyway;

Saruman realises that he left the iron on.

mormegil · 10-30-2005, 09:07 AM

Saruman: Okay people I know that you are excited but I need you attention and we will get you all into the theater on time.

Grima: *whisper* Is that FAT guy dressed as an elf?

Saruman: Everybody please form a single file line and have your tickets ready.

Grima: *whisper* He really should have dressed as PJ at that girth...wait! That is PJ!?!?!

Boromir88 · 10-30-2005, 11:33 AM

Saruman: Ok, here's the deal! I Found a new picture! But, you must first bring me a shrubbery!

Pippin the fearless Guardian protects the wolves' attempted kill.

Glirdan · 10-30-2005, 11:37 AM

Unfortunately, I can't see the picture.

Kitanna · 10-30-2005, 11:48 AM

Pippin hated when Frodo tried on his wigs.

Boromir88 · 10-30-2005, 12:05 PM

Glirdan, try this... (click)

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-30-2005, 12:05 PM

This any better?

No one had told Pippin it was Daylight savings time.

OR

Not even Pippin saw the dark and mysterious person making off with all their wallets.

Kath · 10-30-2005, 12:24 PM

Pippin found his musical statues position quite demanding to keep up.

Glirdan · 10-30-2005, 01:58 PM

Thanks for the picture Hookbill.

Pippin was shocked to find out that Merry was actually a Wolf

or

Pippin was outraged when he found out wat Arwen did to Glorfindel.

or

Pippin was posing for the second edition of his salt shaker.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-30-2005, 02:02 PM

A law of Minas Tirith is that you must always smile in the presence of the steward. Even when he throws peanuts at you.

OR

Pippin dosent understand whats going on.

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-30-2005, 03:39 PM

Pippin tries to appear confident as he strides across the room, struggling to hold a smile instead of grimacing...all the while regretting the borrowing of Beregond's underwear...

Eonwe · 10-30-2005, 03:56 PM

Pippin as he looks in a mirror: Oh yeah. Oh - yeah! who is looking really, really, incredibley good looking? that's right! YOU ARE.

Gothmog · 10-30-2005, 04:14 PM

Pippin tried Eowyn's fudge and now the poor thing can't open his mouth because it's glued shut! (And to shut him up was by most people in ME considered as a greater task than defeating the Nazgul. Eowyn was forever celebrated as the Great Silencer)

OR

Pippin listening to Gandalf's jokes...for the Nth time.

Valesse · 10-30-2005, 05:18 PM

It was a struggle, but after the first awkward half-hour Pippin was able to ignore the Steward's gastronomical flatulance.

OR

And it was on that day that Denethor decided only to speak in spoonerisms.

arcticstorm · 10-30-2005, 05:28 PM

Darth Pippin

Gurthang · 10-30-2005, 11:51 PM

Pippin: "Is it Halloween yet!" (It's close, by my clock.)

OR

Pippin: "Ready.... DRAW!"

OR

Someone sticks a 'Kick Me' sign on Pippin's back.

OR

Pippin sees Gandalf **********! (Hm. I wonder what word goes here?)

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-31-2005, 12:48 AM

Denethor's ‘small’ jokes are really getting on Pippin's nerves.

OR

Pippin: Gimli has eaten the last slice of cake! How dare he!

10-29-2005, 08:25 AM	#8081
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Saruman inhales deeply just prior to attempting to blow out all of the candles on his birthday cake. Grima is exhausted from lighting all 50 kazillion of them! (See the cake knifes at the bottom front of the pic? ) __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

10-29-2005, 08:31 AM	#8082
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Heil Saruman Saruman: "Nein!!!"

10-29-2005, 10:39 AM	#8083
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Saruman: You cannot pass! Grima: Geez...Sire, read the script again! OR Grima has taken lessons in Witchcraft and Wizardry of Saruman. Unfortunatly he still had to cheat to have the tip of his staff to glow. OR Saruman: Tonight you will taste Man flesh! Grima: Eh...master? Forgot your contacts? There's no orcs down there? OR (to continue on my earlier theme) Saruman's singing wasn't much better than Boromir's horn-concerts... __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-29-2005, 10:47 AM	#8084
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Grima and Saruman turn in good performances in the roles of Statler and Waldorf at the "Middle-earth Muppet Show Re-enactment Society Annual Gala". OR Saruman is fed up with the local kids trick or treating. "Clear off! I've not got any mini Mars Bars! I can't watch the telly for you lot knocking on the ruddy door!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-29-2005, 10:56 AM	#8085
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	As Grima was learning, after Gandalf became "the White" it was almost impossible to tell him and Saruman appart. Grima: "Um... why are you telling the Dunlendings to attack the Uruk-hai?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

10-29-2005, 11:09 AM	#8086
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	Saruman always told the story about the one that got away Last edited by arcticstorm; 10-29-2005 at 10:08 PM.

10-29-2005, 11:12 AM	#8087
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman was enraged to find that Treebeard had canceled his cable TV. Saruman: "This has gone to far! You taking over Isengard is one thing, me having to go without ESPN Sportcenter is another thing entirely!"

10-29-2005, 11:21 AM	#8088
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: A Balrog! With wings? What devilry is this? OR Saruman finds that, in an attempt to compete with Mount Zoom, the Uruks have attached wheels to Orthank! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-29-2005, 11:30 AM	#8089
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	At Saruman's Chippy. "OK, who ordered a pickled egg and an extra big fork with their fish supper?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-29-2005, 11:33 AM	#8090
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman was sure the balcony rail was higher yesterday! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-29-2005, 12:09 PM	#8091
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Grima: Sir I thought your Moses was superb do it again! Saruman: With acing skills like these you'd think they would have cast me but nooooo gandalf gets to be moses in the isatarian production of the ten commandments the true reason saruman went to the dark side __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-29-2005, 01:07 PM	#8092
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Bringing back a good one... Saruman gets the finger from 10,000 Uruk-Hai!

10-29-2005, 01:36 PM	#8093
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Negotiations with the Rohirrim Saruman: "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."

10-29-2005, 02:04 PM	#8094
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: "Fly free little bird! I'll miss you!" Grima: "Alright, who are you and what did you do with Saruman?" OR + = Saruman OR Grima and Saruman decide to wear contrasting outfits. What good friends! OR Grima stabs Saruman in the back. Saruman: "AHH!" PJ: "No, No, NO! You don't kill him yet!" Grima: "Oops!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-29-2005, 02:29 PM	#8095
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Saruman leads his Uruk army in their daily prayer: Our creator, who art in Orthanc, Saruman be thy name. They kingdom come. They will be done in earth..if you have your way. Give us this day our daily manflesh. And forgive us our debts, As we hold others to theirs. And lead us not into tribulations, but deliver us our enemies: For Isengard is your kingdom, and the power, and the glory of Middle Earth. Amen.

10-29-2005, 10:00 PM	#8096
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: "We must stay the course in Rohan, not only for the sake of those who have died in the present struggle but for all of those who in your illustrious past were killed by Rohan's terrorist aggression." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-30-2005, 05:18 AM	#8097
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Hmph, Wizards . . . Saruman: OK, Dumbledore. You got me. I stole your hat. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-30-2005, 06:19 AM	#8098
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Saruman does his best to sing a perfect C, hoping to smash Gandalf's new glasses (he was jealous because he hadn't gone to specsavers like Gandalf...) __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

10-30-2005, 06:22 AM	#8099
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Dun dun DUN! Gríma used the Pokey-stick of Doom on Saruman. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-30-2005, 06:25 AM	#8100
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Aaugh! Aah! Hack-hack! I just swallowed my gum. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

10-30-2005, 07:45 AM	#8101
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Grima got a staff. Saruman got a bigger staff. They soon realise that the tower they are in is actually Treebeard's staff. OR The Ents decide to go one step further after flooding isenguard. They fill it with custard. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-30-2005, 07:54 AM	#8103
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	And if he can, will he leave marks? __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-30-2005, 08:01 AM	#8104
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Of course Legolas can walk on custard. Anyone can. If you've seen that experiment on Braniac you'd know. Anyway; Saruman realises that he left the iron on. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-30-2005, 09:07 AM	#8105
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	December 18th 2001 at 11:30 pm Saruman: Okay people I know that you are excited but I need you attention and we will get you all into the theater on time. Grima: whisper Is that FAT guy dressed as an elf? Saruman: Everybody please form a single file line and have your tickets ready. Grima: whisper He really should have dressed as PJ at that girth...wait! That is PJ!?!?! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-30-2005, 11:33 AM	#8106
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Saruman: Ok, here's the deal! I Found a new picture! But, you must first bring me a shrubbery! Pippin the fearless Guardian protects the wolves' attempted kill. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-30-2005, 11:37 AM	#8107
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, I can't see the picture. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-30-2005, 11:48 AM	#8108
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Pippin hated when Frodo tried on his wigs. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

10-30-2005, 12:05 PM	#8109
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Glirdan, try this... (click) __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-30-2005, 12:05 PM	#8110
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This any better? No one had told Pippin it was Daylight savings time. OR Not even Pippin saw the dark and mysterious person making off with all their wallets. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-30-2005, 12:24 PM	#8111
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Pippin found his musical statues position quite demanding to keep up. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

10-30-2005, 01:58 PM	#8112
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Thanks for the picture Hookbill. Pippin was shocked to find out that Merry was actually a Wolf or Pippin was outraged when he found out wat Arwen did to Glorfindel. or Pippin was posing for the second edition of his salt shaker. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-30-2005, 02:02 PM	#8113
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	A law of Minas Tirith is that you must always smile in the presence of the steward. Even when he throws peanuts at you. OR Pippin dosent understand whats going on. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-30-2005, 03:39 PM	#8114
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Pippin tries to appear confident as he strides across the room, struggling to hold a smile instead of grimacing...all the while regretting the borrowing of Beregond's underwear... __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

10-30-2005, 03:56 PM	#8115
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Pippin as he looks in a mirror: Oh yeah. Oh - yeah! who is looking really, really, incredibley good looking? that's right! YOU ARE. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-30-2005, 04:14 PM	#8116
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Pippin tried Eowyn's fudge and now the poor thing can't open his mouth because it's glued shut! (And to shut him up was by most people in ME considered as a greater task than defeating the Nazgul. Eowyn was forever celebrated as the Great Silencer) OR Pippin listening to Gandalf's jokes...for the Nth time. __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker... Last edited by Gothmog; 10-30-2005 at 04:15 PM. Reason: It's all about small details...