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Formendacil · 10-06-2005, 10:57 AM

While Aragorn curses profanely at the food-pilfering hobbits, Boromir catches sight of paparazzi filming the whole thing.

The Only Real Estel · 10-06-2005, 11:12 AM

Teaser poster for a new upcoming movie Crime Doesn't Pay:

Starring Aragorn as Colin D. Copps & Boromir as Hugh R. Busted.

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-06-2005, 11:14 AM

Aragorn: Quick! Get a bucket! Boromir's had a heavy session on the Miruvor again!

mormegil · 10-06-2005, 11:55 AM

Aragorn: Merry, I've told you to stop pantsing Boromir--this is no Hobbit walking party.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-06-2005, 01:42 PM

Aragorn thought he'd take the throne of Gondor the easy way: by holding Denethor's son hostage and naming his terms.

Glirdan · 10-06-2005, 01:47 PM

Boromir: How'd we end up here!?!?

Aragorn: Stupid MapQuest!!!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-06-2005, 02:15 PM

It wasn't until Amon Hen that they realised Elrond had given them a fake inflatable Boromir instead of the real one.

OR

Legolas: Lembas! Just one small bite can fill the stomach of a full-grown man!

Merry: How many did you eat?

Pippin: Four.

Boromir: 42... ...

Aragorn: RUN!

Lalwendë · 10-06-2005, 02:35 PM

Boromir: "Mi lady! Fancy a walk in the woods?"

Aragorn: "Gandalf! Will you stop uncloaking? He's hallucinating you're Joely Richardson again!"

THE Ka · 10-06-2005, 06:32 PM

The trip proved long, and legolas' fangirls were relentless, eventually even the most humane fell to morbid deeds...

Boromir: Is that another group of crazed and starved fangirls?!

Aragorn: Gimli, give me your axe!

Boromir: Remember try not to get bit, we've already seen what happened to Gandalf's modest mentality...

~ No offense Ka

Beanamir of Gondor · 10-06-2005, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lawende:
Aragorn: "Gandalf! Will you stop uncloaking? He's hallucinating you're Joely Richardson again!"

or...

Aragorn: Legolas, will you please tell Gandalf that we CAN see him, even when he's on top of Caradhras?
Boromir: [very softly] Whoa.... this is better than the pointy hat trick.

or...
Boromir: Oh my Eru...they got him...
Aragorn: Legolas, you said those were crebain, not Nazgul!
Legolas: [in background, getting softer] I'll save you, Frodo!

The Elf-warrior · 10-06-2005, 07:44 PM

Aragorn: "Peregrin Took, you perfidious sneak, how dare you read my love letters!"

Boromir: "Never trust a non-human. That's what I always say."

mormegil · 10-06-2005, 07:59 PM

Aragron: Sam! I told you to clean up after Bill the Pony, now look what Boromir stepped in.

Gurthang · 10-06-2005, 08:54 PM

Aragorn: "Call the ambulance! Boromir had some bad Lembas!"
Legolas: "Heh! That's an insult!"

OR

Aragorn: "And in a fair fight, you can't do this...!" (does 'this' to Boromir)
Boromir: "Uhh-oooh..."

OR

Aragorn initially thought that Boromir had taken his beef jerky, but suddenly he realized it had been Pippin. Meanwhile, Boromir is completely bewildered by the situation.

OR

Boromir just has no idea what's going on.

The Only Real Estel · 10-06-2005, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Boromir: "Never trust a non-human. That's what I always say."

Reminds me of a Sean Bean movie I just saw...

Aragorn: "I'm Tom Lincoln!"

Boromir: "What? Don't point the frikkin gun at me! I'm Tom Lincoln! He doesn't even look like me!"

Boromir88 · 10-07-2005, 05:17 AM

Boromir swallows the...slug of doom!

The Only Real Estel · 10-07-2005, 06:48 AM

As a wise BDer once said, "sometimes you're the pigeon and sometimes you're the statue;" a phrase that Aragorn was well aware of, even if Boromir was not.

Boromir: "Look, pigeons."

Aragorn: "Take cover!!"

Gothmog · 10-07-2005, 09:34 AM

Boromir (being hit in the stomach by an arrow): Ooouuuch. That's not supposed to happen yet...
Aragorn: HEY! Who did that?
Legolas (looking elsewhere): la la la laa.... ME? WHAT? OK then, I thought the safety was on...

OR

Boromir: Stridy, are we there yet? You now, I REALLY need to go now

Aragorn: Can we hurry up please?

Oddwen · 10-08-2005, 07:41 AM

Aragorn: H-all right all you lovely Middle-earthlings, I have here ONE fine Boromir, a real son of Gondor! WhuddamI bid? Let's start at NINE silver pennies, do I hear ten, ten, ten, ten, TEN! Gimmie 'leven 'leven 'leven, alright! What about fifteen? fif' fif' fif' FIFTEEN from the lovely Elf in the plaid tweed jacket! Can I hear twenty, twenty twenty? Fifteen going once, going twice...

Boromir: Father? Are you going to stand for that?

Denethor: Sorry son, that's beyond the budget!

Gil-Galad · 10-08-2005, 11:08 AM

Aragorn: stay away from the light!

Boromir: but its so beautiful!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-08-2005, 11:29 AM

Aragorn: Look out! A Troll!

Boromir: It's a ping-pong ball on a stick.

P-J: Use your imagination, Sharp

The Only Real Estel · 10-08-2005, 08:12 PM

Boromir: "You mean...Gurthang wasn't a wolf?"

Aragorn: "Crap!!!"

Gurthang · 10-08-2005, 09:40 PM

Boromir is very confused by seeing Peter Jackson walking across the snow while talking on a cell phone.
Aragorn: "It must be a device of Sauron! Run!!"

OR

Aragorn just kissed Boromir.
Legolas: "I lied, I'm not paying you anything!"
Aragorn: "Hey! You better!"

Boromir:

OR

Boromir suddenly glimpses a sofa running down the mountain.

mormegil · 10-08-2005, 11:21 PM

Boromir is devastated after he proclaims himself to be the Hunter and Aragorn vehemently claims he is and the village believes 'Gorn.

Gothmog · 10-09-2005, 05:33 AM

Boromir: What is it Legolas is walking on? He leaves an impression but doesn't sink...
Aragorn: Hey! Who stole all the my custard?

(If this seems strange you must have missed this thread

)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-09-2005, 07:27 AM

Boromir (reading): 'This is PJ . . . I'm making more changes to the script . . . '

Aragorn: Hey! If Arwen's going to Helm's Deep, who'll weave my King's Banner now?

Boromir: I think Glorfindel would.

Boromir88 · 10-09-2005, 07:42 AM

Aragorn and Boromir are in the new Pepto-Bismol commercial...

Aragorn: What are you kidding me? I'm not doing that!

Boromir: Come on Aragorn...nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...Yay Pepto Bismol!

Holbytlass · 10-10-2005, 09:17 AM

"That's what we're running from?!"

Aagh, I want my black hood back!!

Anguirel · 10-10-2005, 09:27 AM

Downsizing at the Mordorian Ministry of Defence leads to the hiring of Thing One and Thing Two as Nazgul...

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-10-2005, 09:36 AM

Nazgûl: NOOO!! Gandalf the grey! Uncloaked! *Goes blind*

OR

*Look closely at that horse's chin*

Fear the evil skeleton of Morgul and the bearded horse!

Mithalwen · 10-10-2005, 10:24 AM

DEATH is furious to find on slipping through a wormhole from Discworld that he has aquired a seriously bad rug and Binky has wings....

mormegil · 10-10-2005, 10:35 AM

Not realizing the coincidence of his chant the Witch-King yells this rallying cry to his troops when the Rohirrim arrive

"Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death!"

Or

"I am not Khamul I am Skeletor returned for vengence. Now where is He-man?"

Kitanna · 10-10-2005, 11:12 AM

The rejected ideas for Jack from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Formendacil · 10-10-2005, 11:51 AM

What most people do not realise is that the real Nazgul here is the steed, and not the rider.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-10-2005, 11:53 AM

Everyone loved the story of when Gollum stole a flying horse!

CaptainofDespair · 10-10-2005, 11:58 AM

He hated his life. Always forgotten, always scoffed at. Well, now was his time to show the world his true power! Minor Skin Irritation, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, rides again!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-10-2005, 01:43 PM

Queen Beruthiel by Tolkien.

Alcarillo · 10-10-2005, 02:04 PM

Behold! Galadriel without her make-up.

Gil-Galad · 10-10-2005, 03:33 PM

...finds out that The Adventures of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky Balrog have been canceled for painteing with Glirdan and goes crazy, sending the world into seven years of darkness till my show goes back on the air

Gurthang · 10-10-2005, 04:05 PM

A Ringwraith decides to steal Pegasus from Hercules.

OR

Faramir: "NAZGUL!"
Men of Gondor: "That's a Nazgul?" *burst out laughing*

OR

This wraith is somewhat angry. He misplaced his favorite black wig. Now he has to wear his white one, which makes him look really old. But what he doesn't realize, is that his horse is using that black toupee for a goatee!

OR

PJ decides to go really low budget in the special effects department.

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-10-2005, 04:33 PM

Children, this is what happens when a Smurf mates with a nazgul and steals a steed from My Pretty Pony!

10-06-2005, 10:57 AM	#7721
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	While Aragorn curses profanely at the food-pilfering hobbits, Boromir catches sight of paparazzi filming the whole thing. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

10-06-2005, 11:14 AM	#7723
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Aragorn: Quick! Get a bucket! Boromir's had a heavy session on the Miruvor again! __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-06-2005, 11:55 AM	#7724
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Aragorn: Merry, I've told you to stop pantsing Boromir--this is no Hobbit walking party. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-06-2005, 01:42 PM	#7725
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Aragorn thought he'd take the throne of Gondor the easy way: by holding Denethor's son hostage and naming his terms. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-06-2005, 01:47 PM	#7726
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Boromir: How'd we end up here!?!? Aragorn: Stupid MapQuest!!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-06-2005, 11:12 AM	#7722
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Teaser poster for a new upcoming movie Crime Doesn't Pay: Starring Aragorn as Colin D. Copps & Boromir as Hugh R. Busted.

10-06-2005, 02:15 PM	#7727
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It wasn't until Amon Hen that they realised Elrond had given them a fake inflatable Boromir instead of the real one. OR Legolas: Lembas! Just one small bite can fill the stomach of a full-grown man! Merry: How many did you eat? Pippin: Four. Boromir: 42... ... Aragorn: RUN! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-06-2005, 02:35 PM	#7728
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Boromir: "Mi lady! Fancy a walk in the woods?" Aragorn: "Gandalf! Will you stop uncloaking? He's hallucinating you're Joely Richardson again!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-06-2005, 06:32 PM	#7729
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	The trip proved long, and legolas' fangirls were relentless, eventually even the most humane fell to morbid deeds... Boromir: Is that another group of crazed and starved fangirls?! Aragorn: Gimli, give me your axe! Boromir: Remember try not to get bit, we've already seen what happened to Gandalf's modest mentality... ~ No offense Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

10-06-2005, 07:44 PM	#7731
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Aragorn: "Peregrin Took, you perfidious sneak, how dare you read my love letters!" Boromir: "Never trust a non-human. That's what I always say." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-06-2005, 07:59 PM	#7732
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Aragron: Sam! I told you to clean up after Bill the Pony, now look what Boromir stepped in. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-06-2005, 08:54 PM	#7733
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Aragorn: "Call the ambulance! Boromir had some bad Lembas!" Legolas: "Heh! That's an insult!" OR Aragorn: "And in a fair fight, you can't do this...!" (does 'this' to Boromir) Boromir: "Uhh-oooh..." OR Aragorn initially thought that Boromir had taken his beef jerky, but suddenly he realized it had been Pippin. Meanwhile, Boromir is completely bewildered by the situation. OR Boromir just has no idea what's going on. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-07-2005, 05:17 AM	#7735
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	A tribute to Eomer Boromir swallows the...slug of doom! __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-07-2005, 06:48 AM	#7736
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	today their the statues As a wise BDer once said, "sometimes you're the pigeon and sometimes you're the statue;" a phrase that Aragorn was well aware of, even if Boromir was not. Boromir: "Look, pigeons." Aragorn: "Take cover!!"

10-07-2005, 09:34 AM	#7737
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Boromir (being hit in the stomach by an arrow): Ooouuuch. That's not supposed to happen yet... Aragorn: HEY! Who did that? Legolas (looking elsewhere): la la la laa.... ME? WHAT? OK then, I thought the safety was on... OR Boromir: Stridy, are we there yet? You now, I REALLY need to go now Aragorn: Can we hurry up please? __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-08-2005, 07:41 AM	#7738
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Auctioneer-agorn! Aragorn: H-all right all you lovely Middle-earthlings, I have here ONE fine Boromir, a real son of Gondor! WhuddamI bid? Let's start at NINE silver pennies, do I hear ten, ten, ten, ten, TEN! Gimmie 'leven 'leven 'leven, alright! What about fifteen? fif' fif' fif' FIFTEEN from the lovely Elf in the plaid tweed jacket! Can I hear twenty, twenty twenty? Fifteen going once, going twice... Boromir: Father? Are you going to stand for that? Denethor: Sorry son, that's beyond the budget! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

10-08-2005, 11:08 AM	#7739
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Bugs Life?? Aragorn: stay away from the light! Boromir: but its so beautiful!!! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-08-2005, 11:29 AM	#7740
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: Look out! A Troll! Boromir: It's a ping-pong ball on a stick. P-J: Use your imagination, Sharp __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-08-2005, 08:12 PM	#7741
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Boromir: "You mean...Gurthang wasn't a wolf?" Aragorn: "Crap!!!"

10-08-2005, 09:40 PM	#7742
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Boromir is very confused by seeing Peter Jackson walking across the snow while talking on a cell phone. Aragorn: "It must be a device of Sauron! Run!!" OR Aragorn just kissed Boromir. Legolas: "I lied, I'm not paying you anything!" Aragorn: "Hey! You better!" Boromir: OR Boromir suddenly glimpses a sofa running down the mountain. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-08-2005, 11:21 PM	#7743
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Boromir is devastated after he proclaims himself to be the Hunter and Aragorn vehemently claims he is and the village believes 'Gorn. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-09-2005, 05:33 AM	#7744
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Boromir: What is it Legolas is walking on? He leaves an impression but doesn't sink... Aragorn: Hey! Who stole all the my custard? (If this seems strange you must have missed this thread ) __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-09-2005, 07:27 AM	#7745
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Still won't get over this. Boromir (reading): 'This is PJ . . . I'm making more changes to the script . . . ' Aragorn: Hey! If Arwen's going to Helm's Deep, who'll weave my King's Banner now? Boromir: I think Glorfindel would. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-09-2005, 07:42 AM	#7746
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Aragorn and Boromir are in the new Pepto-Bismol commercial... Aragorn: What are you kidding me? I'm not doing that! Boromir: Come on Aragorn...nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...Yay Pepto Bismol! __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-10-2005, 09:17 AM	#7747
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	"That's what we're running from?!" Aagh, I want my black hood back!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

10-10-2005, 09:27 AM	#7748
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Downsizing at the Mordorian Ministry of Defence leads to the hiring of Thing One and Thing Two as Nazgul... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

10-10-2005, 09:36 AM	#7749
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Nazgûl: NOOO!! Gandalf the grey! Uncloaked! Goes blind OR Look closely at that horse's chin Fear the evil skeleton of Morgul and the bearded horse! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-10-2005, 10:24 AM	#7750
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	DEATH is furious to find on slipping through a wormhole from Discworld that he has aquired a seriously bad rug and Binky has wings.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-10-2005, 10:35 AM	#7751
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Not realizing the coincidence of his chant the Witch-King yells this rallying cry to his troops when the Rohirrim arrive "Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death!" Or "I am not Khamul I am Skeletor returned for vengence. Now where is He-man?" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-10-2005, 11:12 AM	#7752
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	The rejected ideas for Jack from The Nightmare Before Christmas. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

10-10-2005, 11:51 AM	#7753
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	What most people do not realise is that the real Nazgul here is the steed, and not the rider. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

10-10-2005, 11:53 AM	#7754
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Everyone loved the story of when Gollum stole a flying horse! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-10-2005, 11:58 AM	#7755
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	He hated his life. Always forgotten, always scoffed at. Well, now was his time to show the world his true power! Minor Skin Irritation, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, rides again!

10-10-2005, 01:43 PM	#7756
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Queen Beruthiel by Tolkien. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-10-2005, 02:04 PM	#7757
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Behold! Galadriel without her make-up.