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Lhunardawen · 07-24-2005, 06:58 AM

Rimbaud was turned into an Ent.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-24-2005, 07:07 AM

I was illustrating for Tim Burton's new story: 'The Ent with springs in his feet.'

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-24-2005, 07:22 AM

The Orcs would never ask for directions again.

OR

Treebeard saw a coin!

Lhunardawen · 07-24-2005, 07:24 AM

Treebeard: Mrs. Fangorn? Is that you?

Gil-Galad · 07-24-2005, 03:21 PM

Orc: Sir we can't charge that Ent!

Higher Orc: Whats the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

Ainaserkewen · 07-24-2005, 04:39 PM

Audiences politely applaud as the latest representation of the War by Samwise Gamgee is hung in museum. No one seemed to notice Frodo close in on the artist and kindly but firmly tell Sam not to quit his day job.

SamwiseGamgee · 07-24-2005, 05:17 PM

Treebeard: What's this, then? Why, it's a new photo!

Sam: Is that Gandalf up there? Where's his cloak...
Frodo: I think we should leave now... and never discuss this again.

OR

Sam: I'm telling you, Mr Frodo, there were 12 weasels up there, all singing and dancing to the rhythm!
Frodo: How long did you say it'd been since you last slept, Sam?

Gurthang · 07-24-2005, 06:16 PM

Frodo is fainting... again.

OR

So did Sam drink a growth tonic or did Frodo take a shrinking pill?

I can't tell.

OR

Sam: "Is that a Balrog? Are those... WINGS?"
Frodo: "I choose not to get involved in this argument."

Nimrodel_9 · 07-24-2005, 06:40 PM

Sam: Pippin! Good gracious! How did he get up there?!

or

Sam: Frodo! Don't move! I think the camera is tilting again!
Frodo: I swear, if I fall against the side of the screen one more time...!

Nim

Fordim Hedgethistle · 07-24-2005, 06:57 PM

Theoden piccy

Gandalf: Push!

Theoden: I am pushing!

Gandalf: Push harder! Push! PUSH!!

Theoden: EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGOOOOooooooooooooooh….. *pant* … *pant* …

Gandalf: It is over. The Metamucil of Lorien has done its work, and all that was ill and foul in the King has passed…

Eowyn: (under her breath) There is no way I’m cleaning that up.

Boromir88 · 07-24-2005, 07:35 PM

Frodo and Sam just got done with the "how many times can you spin around without throwing up" contest.

The Only Real Estel · 07-24-2005, 09:00 PM

Frodo: "...but not before he'd gone mad with the heat."

Sam: "Ah, so that's the reason for all the (insert Captian Jack Sparrow impersonation here)"

Lhunardawen · 07-24-2005, 10:35 PM

Frodo and Sam stare in befuddlement as they see Gollum turn into a...a...

Gollum: Stallion, baby!

THE Ka · 07-24-2005, 11:08 PM

Sam: We must go Mr. Frodo! To save... THE PLOT CONTINUUM!

Frodo: Sam, this is a movie, you're being paid to act on what the director wants you to act, and besides, your name is not Sam, it's Sean and your character is supposed to be worshipping the ground I walk on...

Sam: *Grabs stone for stability. NOOOoooooooooo!

Yep, that was horrible. I'm sorry, it just wasn't speaking to me humour wise...

~ Creative withdrawl Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-25-2005, 12:36 AM

Just as Frodo and Sam were about to climb the stairs of Cirath Ungol, This topic started:

Fortunately, the stairs turned into a slide.

Unfortunately, they were heading upwards.

Fortunately, a Balrog came to help them!

Sam: Why is this happening to us, Mr. Frodo?

Lalwendë · 07-25-2005, 02:41 AM

Sam: "Gerroverereyerruddyidiotamgonnaruddywellknockyerh eedoffyergreatbloominclown!"

Frodo: "Steady Sam! He didn't actually knock your pint over, I did..."

narfforc · 07-25-2005, 03:56 AM

Sam: Wait Mr Frodo, I will go first, It could be dangerous. You could be mangled, smashed to a pulp, ripped to pieces or even killed, dead!

Frodo: Ok Sam, if you insist, but be a good chap and leave the food pack behind.

ELVENSILLY LOONYMEN OHMYGOSHELLO.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-25-2005, 04:27 AM

There was an unpleasant surprise at the doors of Sammath Naur: "Under construction. Please, check back later."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-25-2005, 04:51 AM

Sam: "Say, Mr Frodo, over there; it looks like a......a cloud with legs."

Frodo: "That's a sheep."

Holbytlass · 07-25-2005, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordim Hedgethistle

Theoden piccy
Gandalf: Push!
Theoden: I am pushing!
Gandalf: Push harder! Push! PUSH!!
Theoden: EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGOOOOooooooooooooooh….. *pant* … *pant* …
Gandalf: It is over. The Metamucil of Lorien has done its work, and all that was ill and foul in the King has passed…
Eowyn: (under her breath) There is no way I’m cleaning that up.

Treebeard : Gandalf, you are too hasty. Slow and steady will relieve a person of "orc".

Sam: That's is so wrong.
Frodo: More fiber, more fiber.

Bêthberry · 07-25-2005, 05:33 AM

Sam: "It's a bird, it's a plane!"
Frodo: "Does it have a big red "E" on it?"
Sam: "Blimey if I know, but it's not landing here to pick us up."

OR:

Frodo: "I didn't expect Air-Gwahir."
Sam: "No one expects Air-Gwahir."

Kath · 07-25-2005, 05:34 AM

As Frodo and Sam keel over backwards Gollum appears behind them with a hypodermic needle in each hand.

Gollum: The precious is mine!

Lalwendë · 07-25-2005, 06:30 AM

Frodo stood by, the very picture of jealousy while Samwise danced the night away with Galadriel, his face betraying the lurve he felt...

Gil-Galad · 07-25-2005, 07:16 AM

Sam: Its...Mega-maid!

*drums: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*

mormegil · 07-25-2005, 07:31 AM

Sam: Um Mr. Frodo, Gollum is mooning us again!

The Only Real Estel · 07-25-2005, 07:57 AM

Frodo knew Sam had found his secret ale stash when he started muttering about "pink oliphaunts".

CaptainofDespair · 07-25-2005, 11:41 AM

Sam: Master Frodo, look! It's the very rare, and very dangerous subspecie of Dark Lord!

Frodo: The Very Lame and Not as Good as His Master?

Sam: Precisely! Where's the camera?

*awkward silence*

Frodo: I thought you had it...

Kitanna · 07-25-2005, 11:44 AM

The Hobbits stare in horror as they watch a group of Orcs perform Cats.

The Only Real Estel · 07-25-2005, 02:50 PM

Frodo looks on as Sam stands at the walk-through window...

Sam: "Now look! For the last time, I wanted the tomatoes and ketchup held, I want the pickels put back on, & I wanted a coke with minimum ice, not a small Kiddie Cram Meal!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-25-2005, 03:41 PM

Inspired by Estel:

Frodo and Sam were surprised beyond call when doing an "After they were famous" program they discovered that Gollum had started a chain of restaurants called "Taters".

wilwarin538 · 07-25-2005, 03:54 PM

Sam: Is that Saruman uncloaked!

mormegil · 07-25-2005, 04:12 PM

Sean: "Wait, so what you're saying Peter is that this rock is suppose to feel soft?"
Peter: "Right!"
Sean: "But how did you find a rock that's so soft?"
Elijah: "Oh for crying out loud you moron it's a prop not a real rock"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-25-2005, 07:50 PM

Sam: For all rights we shouldn't even be here. The only reason we are is because Eru willed it so.

Frodo: A theological conspiracy, huh?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-26-2005, 06:33 AM

Frodo: "Stop checking out my sister!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2005, 06:47 AM

Sam: What is that? It's disgusting!

Frodo: It’s only a new picture!

Eowyn: Look, I didn't mean it that way!

OR

Fell Beast: I've often thought of going into modelling, what do you think?

Holbytlass · 07-26-2005, 06:56 AM

You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose BUT
You can't pick your friends' nose (with a sword).

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-26-2005, 06:59 AM

It wasn't always so wonderful to be a dentist in Middle-earth.

The Only Real Estel · 07-26-2005, 07:07 AM

Eowyn tries her hand at the Who's Line Is It Anyway? green screen game.

edit:

Aragorn, Legolas, & Gimli: "Can you describe the scene out there to us Eowyn?"

Eowyn: "Well...uh, I'm not 100% clear on what it is just yet...but it certainly does seem to be something romantic, doesn't it?"

Aragorn, Legolas, & Gimli : *insane laughter*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-26-2005, 07:08 AM

"Excuse me ma'am, but could you give me directions to Mordor?"

Gil-Galad · 07-26-2005, 07:14 AM

I sure hope got Capital One before she left Rohan...

07-24-2005, 07:07 AM	#6122
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	I was illustrating for Tim Burton's new story: 'The Ent with springs in his feet.' __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-24-2005, 07:22 AM	#6123
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	The Orcs would never ask for directions again. OR Treebeard saw a coin! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-24-2005, 07:24 AM	#6124
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	Someone's in terrrible need of glasses. Treebeard: Mrs. Fangorn? Is that you?

07-24-2005, 03:21 PM	#6125
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Orc: Sir we can't charge that Ent! Higher Orc: Whats the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-24-2005, 04:39 PM	#6126
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 662	Audiences politely applaud as the latest representation of the War by Samwise Gamgee is hung in museum. No one seemed to notice Frodo close in on the artist and kindly but firmly tell Sam not to quit his day job. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

07-24-2005, 06:58 AM	#6121
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	Rimbaud was turned into an Ent.

07-24-2005, 05:17 PM	#6127
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Treebeard: What's this, then? Why, it's a new photo! Sam: Is that Gandalf up there? Where's his cloak... Frodo: I think we should leave now... and never discuss this again. OR Sam: I'm telling you, Mr Frodo, there were 12 weasels up there, all singing and dancing to the rhythm! Frodo: How long did you say it'd been since you last slept, Sam? __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

07-24-2005, 06:16 PM	#6128
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Frodo is fainting... again. OR So did Sam drink a growth tonic or did Frodo take a shrinking pill? I can't tell. OR Sam: "Is that a Balrog? Are those... WINGS?" Frodo: "I choose not to get involved in this argument." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-24-2005, 06:40 PM	#6129
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 746	Sam: Pippin! Good gracious! How did he get up there?! or Sam: Frodo! Don't move! I think the camera is tilting again! Frodo: I swear, if I fall against the side of the screen one more time...! Nim __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

07-24-2005, 06:57 PM	#6130
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,851	Theoden piccy Gandalf: Push! Theoden: I am pushing! Gandalf: Push harder! Push! PUSH!! Theoden: EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGOOOOooooooooooooooh….. pant … pant … Gandalf: It is over. The Metamucil of Lorien has done its work, and all that was ill and foul in the King has passed… Eowyn: (under her breath) There is no way I’m cleaning that up.

07-24-2005, 07:35 PM	#6131
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Frodo and Sam just got done with the "how many times can you spin around without throwing up" contest. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-24-2005, 09:00 PM	#6132
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Frodo: "...but not before he'd gone mad with the heat." Sam: "Ah, so that's the reason for all the (insert Captian Jack Sparrow impersonation here)"

07-24-2005, 10:35 PM	#6133
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	Frodo and Sam stare in befuddlement as they see Gollum turn into a...a... Gollum: Stallion, baby! Last edited by Lhunardawen; 07-25-2005 at 10:16 PM.

07-24-2005, 11:08 PM	#6134
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	Sam: We must go Mr. Frodo! To save... THE PLOT CONTINUUM! Frodo: Sam, this is a movie, you're being paid to act on what the director wants you to act, and besides, your name is not Sam, it's Sean and your character is supposed to be worshipping the ground I walk on... Sam: *Grabs stone for stability. NOOOoooooooooo! Yep, that was horrible. I'm sorry, it just wasn't speaking to me humour wise... ~ Creative withdrawl Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-25-2005, 12:36 AM	#6135
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Just as Frodo and Sam were about to climb the stairs of Cirath Ungol, This topic started: Fortunately, the stairs turned into a slide. Unfortunately, they were heading upwards. Fortunately, a Balrog came to help them! Sam: Why is this happening to us, Mr. Frodo? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-25-2005, 02:41 AM	#6136
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	Sam: "Gerroverereyerruddyidiotamgonnaruddywellknockyerh eedoffyergreatbloominclown!" Frodo: "Steady Sam! He didn't actually knock your pint over, I did..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-25-2005, 03:56 AM	#6137
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Sam: Wait Mr Frodo, I will go first, It could be dangerous. You could be mangled, smashed to a pulp, ripped to pieces or even killed, dead! Frodo: Ok Sam, if you insist, but be a good chap and leave the food pack behind. ELVENSILLY LOONYMEN OHMYGOSHELLO.

07-25-2005, 04:27 AM	#6138
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,237	There was an unpleasant surprise at the doors of Sammath Naur: "Under construction. Please, check back later." __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-25-2005, 04:51 AM	#6139
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	Sam: "Say, Mr Frodo, over there; it looks like a......a cloud with legs." Frodo: "That's a sheep." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-25-2005, 05:33 AM	#6141
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,046	Sam: "It's a bird, it's a plane!" Frodo: "Does it have a big red "E" on it?" Sam: "Blimey if I know, but it's not landing here to pick us up." OR: Frodo: "I didn't expect Air-Gwahir." Sam: "No one expects Air-Gwahir."

07-25-2005, 05:34 AM	#6142
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,585	As Frodo and Sam keel over backwards Gollum appears behind them with a hypodermic needle in each hand. Gollum: The precious is mine! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-25-2005, 06:30 AM	#6143
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	Frodo stood by, the very picture of jealousy while Samwise danced the night away with Galadriel, his face betraying the lurve he felt... __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-25-2005, 07:16 AM	#6144
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Sam: Its...Mega-maid! drums: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-25-2005, 07:31 AM	#6145
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	Sam: Um Mr. Frodo, Gollum is mooning us again! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-25-2005, 07:57 AM	#6146
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Rings/Dumbo? Frodo knew Sam had found his secret ale stash when he started muttering about "pink oliphaunts".

07-25-2005, 11:41 AM	#6147
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 432	Sam: Master Frodo, look! It's the very rare, and very dangerous subspecie of Dark Lord! Frodo: The Very Lame and Not as Good as His Master? Sam: Precisely! Where's the camera? awkward silence Frodo: I thought you had it...

07-25-2005, 11:44 AM	#6148
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,212	The Hobbits stare in horror as they watch a group of Orcs perform Cats. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-25-2005, 02:50 PM	#6149
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Frodo looks on as Sam stands at the walk-through window... Sam: "Now look! For the last time, I wanted the tomatoes and ketchup held, I want the pickels put back on, & I wanted a coke with minimum ice, not a small Kiddie Cram Meal!"

07-25-2005, 03:41 PM	#6150
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Inspired by Estel: Frodo and Sam were surprised beyond call when doing an "After they were famous" program they discovered that Gollum had started a chain of restaurants called "Taters". __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-25-2005, 03:54 PM	#6151
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,533	A twist! Sam: Is that Saruman uncloaked! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-25-2005, 04:12 PM	#6152
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	Sean: "Wait, so what you're saying Peter is that this rock is suppose to feel soft?" Peter: "Right!" Sean: "But how did you find a rock that's so soft?" Elijah: "Oh for crying out loud you moron it's a prop not a real rock" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-25-2005, 07:50 PM	#6153
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Controversy . . . Sam: For all rights we shouldn't even be here. The only reason we are is because Eru willed it so. Frodo: A theological conspiracy, huh? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-26-2005, 06:33 AM	#6154
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	Frodo: "Stop checking out my sister!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-26-2005, 06:47 AM	#6155
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Sam: What is that? It's disgusting! Frodo: It’s only a new picture! Eowyn: Look, I didn't mean it that way! OR Fell Beast: I've often thought of going into modelling, what do you think? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-26-2005, 06:56 AM	#6156
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,056	You can pick your friends You can pick your nose BUT You can't pick your friends' nose (with a sword). __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII