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04-05-2003, 10:25 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Living Hell
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"AAA! I think I'm faintin'! Help! I'm so dizzy... is that a Nazgul I see up there? Oh, wait... no that's Mr. Frodo climbing a tree... Wait no..." *BOOM* He falls down.
It was lame, I know it's really late and I'm half-asleep at the computer. Yeah. Rate me!
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04-05-2003, 11:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Why, thank you, Gubnut.
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04-06-2003, 05:52 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Rivendell
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'Excuse me, Mr camera man? Can you see something up my nose? Its been irritating me all day....'
OR S: Mr Frodo? Whats Mr Pippin doin'? F: He thinks that if he stares at the sky with his mouth open, the Vala will take the hint and drop him some food...itll never work! *apple hits pip on the head* F: Well Ill be dammned... Ok, ok i know.... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] How do I put my rating thing on? EDIT: Figured it out...NOW, RATE ME! [ April 06, 2003: Message edited by: Arwen_Evenstar ]
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04-06-2003, 05:59 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2000
Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon
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Frodo: Pippin, what'cha lookin at? That's the mountain that we just climbed down. We got to go in the other direction!
Pip: Frodo, I have to tell you something... Frodo: What? Pip: Remember when you lent me your ring half an hour ago? Frodo: Yeah, that was before we started to climb down. And if I'd known what it would be like, we would have tried to find another way. By the way, can I have the ring back? Pip: Sure, it's just... Frodo: What?! Pip: I think I lost it somewhere up there...
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04-06-2003, 06:39 AM
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Ash of Orodruin
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thangorodrim
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lol! That last one was veryyyyyyy funny!!!
Seconds before the campsite was bombarded with guano, watched in surprise as a horde of Crebain flew overhead. Himaran RATE ME!!! |
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04-06-2003, 11:12 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Living Hell
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 Hey look! I can dance!
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04-06-2003, 11:33 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: UK
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(through teeth) "I don't care if the light's all wrong, just hurry up and take the photo...I can't stay like this forever you know..."
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04-06-2003, 11:35 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Lothlorien
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Look mommy, I can walk!
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04-06-2003, 03:55 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: House of Tom Bombadil
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*imagine him under and apple tree*
"Mmm ... nope, can't reach. Sorry Gandalf. Just hit it down that your staff." Love, Faybevin [ April 06, 2003: Message edited by: Faybevin Bombadil ]
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Her golden locks flowed behind her, bare of beads or braids. Naked shoulders led to elegant sleeves of forest green whilst her skirt was made of the same. Golden sheer was tied bout her waist and her feet were bare and everdancing, her mouth open in sweetest song. |
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04-06-2003, 05:49 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 470
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(continued from my last Shadowfax post)
Who's the greatest lookin' horse in the wooorrrlld?! It's me, It's me!!!
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04-06-2003, 06:16 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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Now we know the truth: Shadowfax is really GLORFINDEL UNDER AN EVIL SPELL!
(It's a stretch. Y'know, he's trying to stand 'n' all? Ha ha? ... nevermind.)
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King! |
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04-07-2003, 04:10 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: A shotgun shack
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As Shadofax strikes various poses, he imagines himself with a unicorn horn on his gorgeous head. "Ah, if only I had one of those!" he thinks to himself. "That would be COOL!!!"
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04-07-2003, 06:56 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
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I'm better than that Asfaloth ANYDAY!
OR Now whos the tallest, eh, eh? Or... Gandalf (just out of shot): Ow....next time you get an urge to dance, WARN ME FIRST!!!
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04-07-2003, 09:35 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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 Waking in the boat: Ohh, this is nice. Got my sword, got my shield, and a relaxing boat ride. This is so very nice. Except, what is that load noise just beyond?
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04-07-2003, 09:57 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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The Fellowship wasn't below doing the old "put 'em in a boat while they're sleeping" prank, as Boromir would soon discover....
(That picture makes me giggle insanely ever since my friend told me the creator of the corpse kept it.)
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King! |
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04-07-2003, 12:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2000
Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon
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Boromir: And remember, my fellow Hobbits, a warriir is always watchful, he is never tired, and his sleep is easy to disturb, even if he is sitting in a boat......*chrrrrrrr*
The Hobbits: BOROMIR! BOROMIR! Boromir: *chhhrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH*
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04-07-2003, 08:51 PM
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Beholder of the Mists
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now
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Boromir, relaxing because of the long tiring journey he has become a part of. Decides to take a power nap in one of the boats to regain his strenght. Merry and Pippin walking and stumbling around because they have just consumed a few too many of a pint. Accidently run into the boat causing it to slide into the water. The boat floats with the current when suddenly Boromir wakes up because of the large sound of the upcoming falls.
Boromir: Oh my Ahhhh...
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04-07-2003, 08:55 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Living Hell
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Ah, that was a nice rest. Ever since I got hit with those arrows... Ouch, that hurt! Well, I don't feel pain anymore. Hey, I hear rushing water. Sounds like a waterfall... WAIT A MINUTE!
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04-08-2003, 01:53 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Road2Rivendell: 250miles (somewhere near Weathertop)
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04-08-2003, 04:28 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Look, I'm over there!
Posts: 496
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Aragorn *chinese accent*: Ooooooooo...... Orcs........ Must KILL orcs......
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04-08-2003, 08:35 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 470
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Whoooooooo doggies! What is the stench?
Oh wait, it's me!
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04-08-2003, 08:42 AM
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Ooookay than. I can't believe Gimli thinks HE can be the Disco King.
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04-08-2003, 09:43 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Disco King?!? YES!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
"Born freeeeeeeeee, as free as the wind bloooooows, as free as the grass grooooooooooows...WHAT?!? Haven't you seen a singing Ranger before?" Sillily lame. Oo, me tired.
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04-08-2003, 11:56 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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Aragorn: "Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?"
Boromir: (off-camera) "No. You're supposed to die for me." Jackson: "HEY! Bean, this ISN'T Goldeneye, alright?! Let's try it again from the top...." (Yes, I did just watch that movie. Why do you ask? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King! |
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04-09-2003, 12:10 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Rivendell
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A: Okay, Legolas, I DID NOT mean it when I said your but looked big in that, just put down the knife!
Ok, so its crap.... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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04-09-2003, 06:54 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
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Aragorn: OH no...no no no!!
Legolas: What? Aragorns: FANGIRLS! Gimli: ??? Mneh....I suck today
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04-09-2003, 06:57 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Aragorn: *in Scottish accent* Well, the Orcs defending there was just woeful ...
(Sorry, one for the Brit football fans - he reminds me of Alan Hansen in that picture.)
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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04-09-2003, 07:59 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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 Well, if Boromir gets to be the Disco King, can I be the Hookey Pookey King? See I can do it real good: Ya put yer right foot in, ya put yer right...oh wait that's me left foot! Okay, okay...let me try it again! [ April 09, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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04-09-2003, 05:26 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: far, far away
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Having gotten way too caught up in the whole "protecting Mr. Frodo thing", Sam rushes to help his master take off his cloak.
Sam: Here I come to save the day!!! Wait, Mr. Frodo, let me help you! It might hurt you! Kinda lame, but I tried. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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04-09-2003, 05:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In Rohan, with Carolina on my mind
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hehe, here's one:
Sam in slow motion: RRRUUUNN MMRRR. FFFRROOOODDDOOO!
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04-10-2003, 07:03 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here.
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Argh! I seem to be all smudged! Its an evil plan of Saurons!
I TOLD you I suck today......
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04-10-2003, 09:46 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Okay, lets find a new picture so we have no more people felling like they suck!
 Why didn't anyone tell me there were try outs to be disco king? [ April 10, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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04-10-2003, 09:56 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: UK
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VOTE BOROMIR FOR DISCO KING!!!!!!!!!!
Eomer: WHAT did you just call me?? I'll bet you couldn't ride for days without walking a bit wierdly either...ok, maybe very wierdly...And your problem is? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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04-10-2003, 12:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Look, I'm over there!
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Eomer: EEP! Must hide.... elf and dwarf have unnatural frinedship... ELVES AND DWARVES AREN'T MEANT TO BE FRIENDS! This must mark the end of time.....! Eep!
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04-10-2003, 02:25 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The Vale, Ancartia
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Howdy Airehiriel!!!! What's up with the disco king stuff? No one's going to kill me for posting without making a caption, right?
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04-10-2003, 04:15 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Of course not, Kates. Just go to Crazy Scenes with Pics and vote for Boromir the Disco King and Eowyn the Disco Queen, if you haven't already. Anyways...to add a horrible caption:
***blatant Spongebob ripoff*** Eowyn: What's wrong? Eomer: I can't see my forehead. [ April 10, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]
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04-10-2003, 06:18 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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Éowyn always liked teasing her brother. Her favorite game was "Your horse has died".
(Yes, yes, horribly lame, but I'm going through a humor dry spell)
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04-10-2003, 06:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
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Eomer: Eowyn is not the Disco Queen! Don't you people understand? Go to that page and proclaim Galadriel the Disco Queen. Oh and *clears throat, looks modest* I would love to be her Disco King. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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04-10-2003, 06:45 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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04-11-2003, 09:21 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Mommy! All this Disco dancing is scaring me! I think I'm scarred for life.
It's okay, sweety. Just don't watch. Hey, Kates! The Disco stuff, like Horse-Maiden said, is from here, the Crazy Scenes with pics page. You'll have to go back to the beginning to really understand what it's about. But, EVERYONE! go and vote for your favorite contestant. Voting ends tonight! (Edit) Voting has ended! Boromir is the Disco King, Eowyn is Disco Queen and Gollum is not sure what gender Royalty. [ April 12, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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