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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Peasant: who are you?
Theoden: what? i'm your king! Peasant: didn't know we have a king Theoden: i'm Theoden, king of the Rohirrim! Peasant: King of the who? Theoden: the Rohirrim! Peasant: who are the Rohirrim? Theoden: we all are! we al lare Rohirrim! Peasant: so your the king? well i didn't vote for you
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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09-06-2005, 05:54 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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I had to do this!
Theoden: Tell me! Where are the riders from Snowcone?
Guy in the croud: We sent them away. There were too many!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-06-2005, 05:58 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
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As ROTK ran over budget cuts had to be made. First was the removal of horses in favour of suits worn around the waist with 'realistic' horse bodies.
Bernard Hill: I'm a classically trained actor, this is bloody ridiculous! PJ: You'll shut up or you'll find out just how keen Sean Connery was to play Theoden!
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09-06-2005, 06:18 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,297
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A classic
Theoden: What are you doing!?!
Soldier: Um..nothing my lord Theoden: Do not lie! What is in your mouth!?! Soldier: *swallow* nothing... Theoden: TELL ME! Soldier: ...gum... Theoden: Did you bring enough for the rest of the army? Soldier: Um.... Theoden: Forth Eorlingas!!! 
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-06-2005, 06:38 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Theoden: Who stole my McGriddle?
Or...To finish what Gil-Galad started... Theoden: I Theoden, King of the Rohirrim... A Soldier who happens to be named Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. Theoden: I am your king. Another Soldier: Well I didn't vote for you. Theoden: You don't vote for Kings. Soldier #2: Well how did you become King then? Theoden: The Lady of the Wood, Galadriel, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Herugrim from the bosom of the Forest, signifying by divine providence that I, Theoden, was to carry Herugrim. THAT is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in the woods distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical forested ceremony. Theoden: That'll be enough of you. Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some tree-hugging bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. Theoden: That's it, Guards, Sieze him! Dennis: Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.
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09-06-2005, 06:43 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Theoden: Listen to me! For I am your king!
Solider: Since when are you King? Theoden: Since I pulled Excalibur from it's imprisonment!! PJ: WHAT!!! THE SCRIPT!! GET ME THE SCRIPT!! O!! And some dounghuts to! 
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-06-2005, 06:59 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
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Theoden dissing out the troops
Theoden: *rassafrassin* Grima Wormtongue!! *rassafrassin* Bloody Warg Riders!! *rassafrassin*
Theoden's horse: *sighs* Don't they have those bleeping things like on Jerry Springer?
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09-06-2005, 07:04 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,637
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School boy pranks of the Rohirrim
Theoden: OUCH! Okay who put the spear on my horse?
(look closely it appears as though the spear impaled him) or Theoden: Oh shut up you! Malbeth if I've told you once I've told you a hundred times Snowman will not be my bane on this voyage
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09-06-2005, 07:48 PM
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,007
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Theoden: Okay, which one of you put a whoopee cushion on my saddle?
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09-06-2005, 08:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Merry: "Oh, by the way, what does Stybba mean?"
Theoden: "Stubby." Merry: "Oh."
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09-06-2005, 08:47 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Theoden was hoping that the annual "Theoden King" photo would turn out well, but the bloody photographer had his finger over part of the lense.
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09-06-2005, 11:51 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Théoden: You there! Are you busy?
Soldier: Erm... ... no. Théoden: Then you're fired! OR Even in his later life, Théoden was still terrified of the horsy rides at the carnival.
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09-07-2005, 06:50 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Jumping in on the bandwaggon . .
Théoden: What do you mean this isn't Pelennor? Oh, I hate MapQuest!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-07-2005, 10:00 AM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Minas Tirith
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Theoden: Whats in 'ell are you doing?? Cooking at a time like this!!! This is war!!
Soldier: Um...I made you some kentucky fried chicken! And uh, some pumpkin pie! Theoden: OH! Well in that case bring it here!! Or.... Theoden: Grimbald where are the....hey!!! Alright which one of you chumps brought the bimbo in the jeans? Guy in jeans: I regret that! I am your makeup artist! or..... Theoden: I am only going to ask you one more time!!! WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR??!!!!
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09-07-2005, 10:08 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,637
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Theoden's Rant!
Theoden: Hey! Who gave me this Cotton-Poly undershirt? I expressly stated I want pure cotton. You know these hybrid blends are murder on my skin.
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09-07-2005, 10:11 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Théoden put his sword though his hand... again.
OR Singer: Bravely bold King Théo, rode forth from Meduseld. He was not afraid to die! Oh braid King Théo! His head smashed in and his limbs cut off And his liver removed and his eyes poked out... Théoden: All right, that's enough of that!
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09-07-2005, 10:50 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Theoden King? More like Theoden Tyrant...
Thedoen: "You stand at attention like my grandma! You there! If my dog had a face like your's I'd shave it's backside & teach it to walk backwards!"
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09-07-2005, 10:57 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,449
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Theoden wants to know why his horse is armoured with old tractor tyres
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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09-07-2005, 11:04 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Theoden: "Right you bunch of wusses! Let's see what happens when a real man gets a go on the Bucking Bronco! Fire her up, Eomer!"
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Gordon's alive!
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09-07-2005, 11:19 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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Theoden: Ride forth, Eorlings! To the mall!
Eomer: Aren't we supposed to be going to Pelennor? Theoden: That can wait! Witch-King Enterprises just opened a Starbucks at Minas Morgul! |
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09-07-2005, 11:24 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Yosser Hughes: "Eh, when I said Gissa Job I didn't think you'd have me doing this lark! I meant a nice office job, maybe a company pension and flexi time!"
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Gordon's alive!
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09-07-2005, 01:33 PM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
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Little did the Villagers know that they were about to lynch their Seer...
or It was impossible to get your horse parked during the season sales.
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09-07-2005, 01:59 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Théoden: I'll have you know stubbles are very much in fashion and are very attractive! Anyone who says different can leave now!
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09-07-2005, 02:24 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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A crazed Peter Jackson nods his head as Bernard Hill enthusiastically declares that "They will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!"
OR A crazed Peter Jackson nods his head as Bernard Hill takes the Rohirrim-Viking likeness too far and declares that he will be taking the peasant girls of the defeated village home tonight. OR A crazed Peter Jackson nods his head as Bernard Hill declares that the depleted Rohirrim army need "The Elves of Nargothrond! Send out Riders!" OR A crazed Peter Jackson nods his head as Bernard Hill, at the climax of the Battle of Pelennor Fields, declares that "Arwen! Arwen is here! We are saved!"
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09-07-2005, 02:38 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Theoden: "I'll have you know these are scales-a type of armour. And if I hear one more 'mermaid' joke I'm beheading the first one of you I see!"
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09-07-2005, 03:41 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,507
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Soldier from Crowd: Where you going my Lord?
Theoden: I'm outta here.
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09-07-2005, 03:45 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Theoden: "Alright, I see you Eowyn. Did you really think you could hide in that pathetic outfit? You would've had a better chance if you hadn't shouted a high pitched "Death!" at today's Battle Rehearsal. Get out of line and head home."
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09-07-2005, 08:59 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Rohirric Drive-thrus . . .
Théoden: I've been waiting two hours ago! Where's my Hornburger?!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-07-2005, 09:05 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,297
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Quote:
OMG I HAVE A HORNBURGER T-SHIRT!!!!!!! I ATE AT TEH HORNBURGER!!!! Theoden: Forth Eorlingas!!!!! *flash of bright light* Camera attendant: Ok dude, here's your picture. I'm gonna need to to take the armor and wig off now. Theoden: What speaketh of you? This is my armor, forged for my fathers, Lords of the Riddermark. Camera attendant: Dude, take the mail off Theoden: Traiterous Worm! Yah Snowmane! We ride for Minas Tirith! Camera attendant: Oh, and If you want to stay on the horse, you're gonna have to get back in line at let the kids ride it first Theoden: But...i brought quarters Camera attendant: *pulls out walkie-talkie* Um..Brick? I'm gonna need some help here over by the Ferris Wheel, over!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-07-2005, 11:54 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Théoden's comedy shoes did little to improve moral.
OR Théoden: I thought I made it very clear! The code for 'dress-down Friday' are very clear; no denim, no trainers. So take this guy away and have him shot... in the face... with a crossbow. And then I want an apology!
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09-08-2005, 12:56 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Théoden attempts to handle a rebellion.
Théoden: Can't we discuss this in a more peaceful manner?
Rebellious Rohirrim: No! Théoden: I promise to think about building a Hornburger joint here. Rebellious Rohirrim: Ummm . . . Deal!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-08-2005, 07:42 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,401
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Theoden cuts off someone's head.
Theoden: "Alright! Anyone else want to make fun of my skirt!" OR Theoden: "Ahh... AHHH... ACHOOO!" OR Theoden is starting to hear voices. OR Theoden: "Was that Donald Trump?!"
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09-08-2005, 08:29 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,126
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Stupid Ring...
Rider: Hail, Theoden King!
Theoden: What, another hail storm?
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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09-08-2005, 08:45 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,637
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Theoden: I command all as king to reply with a witty caption to this new picture
 Aragorn: Gandalf, must you be uncloaked even now?
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09-08-2005, 08:56 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Aragorn: Shame on you Gandalf, there's a lady present!
Eowyn: This lady doesn't mind! Or... Aragorn: See that? That man has cheese. Eowyn: I like cheese. Aragorn: I know you like cheese...do you want to go get the cheese? Eowyn: Yes! I want to go get the cheese! Aragorn: Go get the cheese, lady! Eowyn: CHEEEEESE! Or... Eowyn: Stop blowing my hair into my face, you dirty Ranger! Or... Aragorn the Werewolf leads Eowyn the formerly Cursed Villager to meet her new friends. Eowyn: Grima! And...Háma! I never even suspected you!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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09-08-2005, 09:04 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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It seems that Aragorn forgot to take off his spiky gauntlet.
OR Eowyn and Aragorn look in horror as a star bucks opens in Meduseld.
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09-08-2005, 09:11 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Eowyn: All your words are but to say: you are a woman, and your part is in the house. But when the men have died in battle and honour, you have leave to be burned in the house, for the men will need it no more. But I am of the House of Eorl and not a serving-woman. I can ride and wield blade, and I do not fear either pain or death.
Aragorn: Yes dear, I'm sure your right. Now, me and the guys have got some important things to discuss. So be a good girl and run along to the kitchen, would you? There's a stack of washing up needs doing. Oh, and bring us some beers while you're at it. *Kerrrr-pow! Whump! Crrrunch!* Aragorn: Oooyeeaargghh! Mmmphbble! ... Urk?
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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09-08-2005, 09:34 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 413
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Eowyn and Aragorn see Dead People.
or Aragorn: Don't look behind you, Eowyn. Legolas is staring at your hair. He likes it. Eowyn: Ewww!! *moments later* Aragorn: Sorry, Legolas...she didn't like the pick up line you gave me. Legolas: What?! Why not? *sighs* Aragorn: I told you that you should have just done it yourself. I think my scruffy manliness scared her. |
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09-08-2005, 09:47 AM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Aragorn: *whispering to Eowyn*
Eowyn: Peter Jackson is doing what to Faramir?! Or for the wonderfully overused werewolf captions... Aragorn and Eowyn stare up in terror as they realize they've lynched the Seer.
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